Too bad grampo is at home pressure washing his driveway and folding laundry. He could be up late here since those other pussys are in bed early every night.
I hawked the Fish!!!!! I still didn't get laid.
Will you be going to see Aachen tomorrow? It's at 9:30 am, so you will be able to stay up all night.
Well I didn't get hawked by the Fish last night because he was too busy hawking this guy's wife who kept insisting that "he's not even my boyfriend". I still struck out. But we still have Dik (jealous Winger?).
And so begins the weekend at Oktoberfest...
Yesssss. Tried to pick up a 7 foot chick last night. No luck. Probably caüse I told her my name was Kevin Halladay. Off to the tents. Enjoy changing diapers today fückers. JB you suck.
How does a 1 hour flight turn into a whole day of travel? When you are being Neumanned at every turn. Thanks Ron*!
Just enjoying the Lufthansa lounge prior to departure for the last leg in Munich. Two weeks on the piss and counting...
Hey Fish, sorry to piss on your parade but hawking dik and ron is like stealing candy from a baby. What would be cool is if ron brought home a hot chick and fish hawked again - but later realized he got Halliday'ed (remember Seattle?)
damn,hawked by the fish again.
Yesssssssss. Loving Paris. The hawk has struck again.
Ouch, my liver is feeling the week and a half on the piss!
Jimmy Le Poisson, RonEtiole et Le Penis, which Eurostar are you coming on tomorrow. Give us a time and station and we will meet you. Call us on Jaime's cel 403-560-4257.
Alex, enjoy your nacho's covered in cum. Those cowfags know how to eat. I wonder if in a state that celebrates everything BIG, if they make jersey's for midgets?
Shitty. My first NFL game and I have to sit on the very last row (Owners Box). Can't wait to see my favorite player Mr. TO. kill the redskins. Anyone want anything from the Cowboys Store?
Maybe, you could play this at the next Superbowl party: http://www.glumbert.com/media/tonguetwister
Gramps today is the first time I've been on Wingland in 3 months - I can't believe all the fake posting going on. G$ give me a call 294-7393.
Loving the fake Gramps post. But no doubt, whomever the culprit was - he wants to be like Gramps.
Can't believe the Raiders lost!
Gramps, even though I had to endure a weekend with DÏK, the weekend was amazing once again. The best part was watching Ron * get hawked by the Sub! Zambonhead was a little confused when he walked into our room on Sunday morning and there was 4 feet sticking out of the Subs blanket.
I would rather change W's diaper at the book sale than party with dik in Europe.
JB, Do you want to come over and change diapers with me this weekend? Maybe Gramps could come over and we could have minivan races? That will sure be more fun than hanging out with dik, ron* and sub jimmy in Europe. P.S. bring your wifes strap on so we can compare.
I miss winger already. (For some reason my ass is sore today)
No word from the pissheads? Disappointing to say the least!
I am not sure you have sunk so low Gramps - a "Loser Cruiser" is probably better than a PT Loser. Perhaps I should purchase your SUV and claw my way back into Suburbia properly.
It's official. Gramps' old lady is the proud new owner of a mini-van. That means Gramps must sell the SUV. Any buyers? Fay is fixing (EEERR rolling back) the odWhat makes this a difficult announcement is knowing that the moderator of this fine site is buys himself a nice H3 (EEERRR small dick). Maybe I can take him for a ride in the plush captain seats in the rear third row of the new loser cruiser? Rumour has it JBitch is in the market for a van too.
DÏK, sounds like one of the pussy whipped bitches who wasn't allowed out to the tailgate party is attempting a hack. I wonder how much fun he had sitting at home cleaning diapers instead of pounding with 20 others when it was 33 degrees at the football game?
PS. I luv you Wings you are my hero.
Nice work on the improv tailgate yesterday, Wings. Thanks also to Haliday for subsidizing my booze habit.
The Red and White is fully booked so looks like we are tailgating. I will whip something up for grub. I will be leaving about 9:30 so should arrive at about 10, cya tomorrow.
Gramps, no problem. Angry Anderson and Rose Tattoo? I recall Angel City, Nick Gilder, and The Box. You had a red Comet? My first car was a Maverick, supposedly gold in colour but there is no doubt in my mind it was puke yellow!
Thanks for that Cman. Your last post also takes me down memory lane. While I wouldn't charactorize that road as being "scenic" (it does go into Acadia and Fairview) I remember it being a primary strip of asphalt that lead to Lord Beaverbrook. Back in the day, the '71 fire engine red Comet was a regular user. We listened to Angry Anderson and Rose Tattoo pump out "We can't be beaten" and other mega hits of the day.
I liked my post so much, I had to put it up twice!!
Rev, I am impressed as you would have to have been SOG! I rather enjoy that drive as it is scenic and harkens me back to the days when Brown Rick and I would get half snapped on Rainier(during the brewer's strike)and roll empty beer cans out the roof of his Monza Spyder....swweeettt!
Rev, I am impressed as you would have to have been SOG! I rather enjoy that drive as it is scenic and harkens me back to the days when Brown Rick and I would get half snapped on Rainier(during the brewer's strike)and roll empty beer cans out the roof of his Monza Spyder....swweeettt!
Hey Rev, what about that time you banged DÏK's sister in your Ford Fairmont!
I drove down Fairmount Drive the other day, is anyone impressed?
I need to stay near the Hamilton Airport, would any of you know if there is a Fairmont nearby? Winger, could you look that up for me?
Winger, I won't be over in LHR anymore. Client nixed the trip over so I went and got a new client. Will probably be over in Amsterdam by that time so if you have the time stop over for a coffee...yea coffee <nudge, nudge>......Don't bring Dik either. The coffee will interrupt his napping schedule.
g$, call me.
I think the sports memorabilia thing is going a little too far. Perhaps W can purchase this to read his cricket books on. http://www.lelands.com/bid.aspx?lot=1542&auctionid=605
Burlington? Dude, that place is a shithole.
Are you staying at the Fairmont in Burlington?
Burlington Ontario makes the River Valley look like Shangri-La!
No worries Gramps, the sattelite is intact. Murray, next time you are going to puke all over the bar at the Kilt let me know, I will take a special trip SOG to see that. Thanks to all who came to the BBQ, it was a great night. Just when you think Wingzz has done it all he drinks margs built like RC Colas. Hard to believe a guy could seem semi sober after 26oz of tequila but once again Winger rewrites the book. We are truly in the presence of a living legend.
Rev, not to sound insensitive but did those thieves steal the DirectTV receiver? If they did, that would suck for me.
Here it is.... the video that was shot from the closet when Rev was bangin Diks sister. http://www.karasxxx.ca/rev933d8pe/2p.mpg
Just found out I have piles. My bottom hurts.
Nice! Just found out we will be staying at the Fairmont for our business trip to San Francisco next week.
Rev, can I have a copy of the tape? It's lonely here and I need some tugging material.
Rev, hopefully they didn't get the videotape of you and my sister shagging all over my parental units house.
Post yer own shite.
Smells like insurance fraud to me.
If you know anyone selling a cheap 42" Grand Wega let me know. Some fucking crackheads busted into my house today and stole the TV, my Bosox ring and a few other things.
Hey Jim, sounds like you need a few Saturday afternoon pints. Try it out next weekend at the Kilt.
I want to fuck Tiger Woods! I want to suck him off soooo bad, he is the greatest. Thank the almighty Lord that Luke Donald didn't make that putt on 18 and spoil Tigers chance of being leader or tied for leader at a major and never lose. Why play tomorrow? Just make him the champion so I can beat off in the booth all day long.
I'm lovin pga.com live coverage at work!
Rev, give me a call or email me. We are trying to book flights from Paris to Munich and back and we need your "passport" name and confirmation that you are in. Cman, you've been in town for weeks now and you haven't called me to go out swailing. Have you turned into some kind of pussy? Fish may be in town on Saturday night so we are probably going out for a few drinks if you or anyone else wants to join in. Let me know here or call me (862-9273).
Hey Zamboni its time to give up on Tony Bush and Maggie T. and vote for the BNP. I'm loving their policy statement - no muslims allowed to fly aged 15-50. http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2087-2310625,00.html
Well, the first day at IMS is nearly done. Wow, does that Winger ever drink a lot of "coffee!" I knew I was in trouble when the first thing I had to do this morning was get on my knees and crawl under the desk to "plug something in." The next thing I know, I am getting a Hummer..err...H3 ride to Costco for smoked meat sandwich. Other than that I am completely overwhelmed with terminology and technology!
Bad news for underwhelming dudes at Heathrow. http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2-2307568,00.html
Pocket pussy? More like an Anal Plug - check out the leather model! http://www.kittenstoyroom.com/xcart/catalog/anal_toys-p-1-c-1.html
Is it a coincidence that our favorite middle east political analyst returns from the UK and a giant Al KFCdahhh plot is foiled? I think not! Sell your soul to the Saudis and this is what you get. I picture Winger sitting in first class with his transparent plastic bag flying to Heathrow, pocket pussy prescribed by Dr. Nick Riviera for all to see. Flying will be like the seventies, no electronics and nothing better to do than get completely piled and join the mile high club.
Winger, if the Israelies packed their bags and decided to return to Russia, would that stop the Muslims from trying to blow up airplanes? What will make the British muslims play nice?
That would be "rife".
Only a fucking retard would think that I thought it was flattery.
Hey Zamboni what's with all of these British people trying to blow up planes?
only a fucking retard would think that its flattery, you've got to be the biggest moron known to mankind. lucky there isn't life on mars you'd be a interplanetary retard.
Or I could have just mentioned about the time that Al banged your sister or I jacked off all over your moms side of the bed at one of your party's!
Would have been funnier if you had said something about "Winger's Foot" not being bloated and full of infection from this trip.
Finally some funny shit on this page.
I just got back from meeting the 144th best welder in the world today at KBR here in Deadmonton. I was telling him how amazing the Pilot was in Gravesend, Kent. I am a wee bit tired after flying back from England yesterday and driving up to Deadmonton at 5 am this morning so I decided not to meet him for beers after work today, but said I would tomorrow night.
Yeeeesssss. I just got back from meeting the 144th ranked golfer in the world, Jeev Singh, to pick up free tickets for The International this weekend. He was telling me how amazing the U.S. Open was at Winged Foot. He made the cut and finished 58th. He was a wee bit tired playing his practice round today after flying from Japan yesterday, so he decided not to hit the range after his round.
Bob - dint get the e-mail from you so must have miss typed..its thenev @ btinternet.com Easy fella N
Winger, i'm really mad at you that you went to the Pilot without me.
Since your married W, it's too bad that you couldn't ask her to come to your hotel and show you what she was doing with it before the flight.
So I'm on a flight from Calgary to Toronto this afternoon and this gal sitting next to me pulls a cucumber out of her purse and starts to eat it. For 4 hours I can't stop thinking about what she was doing with that cuke before the flight!
Are you a Jew?
Too bad you didn't think about silent mode until after I called.
Dik who cares if Landis took extra testosterone. Maybe if you took some you'd have hair. How are those estrogen tablets working out anyway?
hahahahahahahahaha! Silent mode before bed is a very easy thing to set smart guy!
Hey Winger your new U.K. "mobile" number works great.....especially at 4:30am your time!!!! Payback is a bitch isn't it?????
I have survived the first few nights here at the Pilot, my liver isn't very happy that there are 10 more to go! I bought a UK simcard for my phone and unfortunately have to be in Canada to forward my number, so if anyone wants to get in touch my mobile number while over here is 01144 7877952877. To text me use the same number.
W is really itching to get out for a beverage - but i've got a nasty case of Diarrhea, so I think it best not to venture too far right now.
Did Landis dope? Very curious.
Thanks for the kind offer Cman. I will see you at the Kilt on Friday. I wonder what I'll say to a waitress this week? Not sure I can top Saturday's smooth move. W, take off your panties and come down to see the boys!
Nice work, Cman; laying the foundations for another Rev all weekend drunk!
Hey Rev - you interested in The Kilt this Friday? If you venture SOG, you can crash here.
What can I say, I learned from the master himself. What a bender, getting waaaay to old for an all weekend drunk. Thanks for dinner Ron*, I'm sure it tasted good.
Gramps, that was my favorite story from Murray about the weekend! Yessssssssssss!!!
Rev, still calling fat waitresses pregnant? Classy man.
Best news ever!
Damn, I am busy washing my hair that weekend.
Is anyone planning a trip to Denver for The International August 12 & 13? I am getting tickets this week...pavillion with food and booze included. Let me know by end of day Tuesday if you are interested. Phil and Ernie are likely. Weir is always here. Confirmed names so far...Appleby...Baddeley...DiMarco...Duval...Goosen...Howell...Langer...Ogilvy...Olazabal...Pavin...Rose...Villegas.
Ron*, I'm in. Meet you at Ceili's.
First I win the lottery and now this. Brace yourself gentlemen. I have just won 4 tickets to see Honeymoon Suite this Sunday night at Ceili's (a $12 value each!!!). If you are still conscious after the amazing news and want to go to this, give me a call on my cell phone. I will actually probably go if I can rope someone else into coming with me. It could be funny!
Older people need action too. Just ask Cman.
Friday afternoon haha - http://www.glumbert.com/media/colbertloses.html
At least Rev didn't sleep with Dik's Mom!
They were real... and they were fantastic.
Ron*, I didn't know you that you used to live next door to the Flack family? Cool!
Rev, how good were her hammers? Were they better than my old neighbour that you shagged?
Fish, she did have spectacular hammers. Good kill.
Rev. Thx for taking care of old Flinty so I could wheel the blonde with the massive hammers.
SirGrampo - no icumshot?
I met this awesome guy last night. Has anyone else met Old Flinty?
as I've said before the Jews run America.... now they want to run the Middle East too. Why don't they all just move to London and everything will be OK.
Is anyone else disgusted with the recent treatment of the Lebanese?
cya friday at ze kilt
Hey Gramps - likely see you on a Friday afternoon at The Kilt. JB has me working pretty hard, so I will be "da house" after 5:00pm. He has just brought Jr. CMan on board at Fleet. So, I guess the CMan clan is now subservient to the Bzta clan.
Cman, thanks for the call. We ought to go for a beverage now that you're calling South of the G'more home too. I'd post my email address but I would likely get photos of Woodsman's nuts emailed to me by Wings. Hey Meister - I've got 2K burning a hole in my pocket....
for sale: 1 Dell PC, circa Y2K. Runs slow, but if you deleted Google earth it would be good for word processing and surfing the net. Rev do you know any dirrrrrrrttttttttyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy sluts that need an old pc?
No worries - it is probably STUPID on my part to post my authentic email address. Thanks!
Cman, don't be offended that I edited your email address. I added some spaces because this page gets crawled by bots all the time mining email addresses. Adding the spaces will help to make sure that you don't start receiving 500 spam messages a day.
I finally have rejoined the 21st century thanks to Shaw. I need to update my email contacts list, so please send me an email at
Hey g$, FUCK YOU! I might as well pass that message onto Dik at the same time.
Hey Rev, that guy sounds like Foster Brooks. and W. I have usurped Dik's authority for stating the obvious, at least until I get blackballed. Hey only 42 days til "Snakes on a Plane" opens.
"3. We haven't been to the mall for ages, let's go shopping and I can hold your purse."
10. I think Barry Manilow is really cool. 9. While I'm up, can I get you a beer? 8. I think hairy butts are really sexy. 7. Her tits are just too big. 6. Sometimes I just want to be held. 5. The chick on Murder, She Wrote gives me a woody. 4. Sure I'd love to wear a condom. 3. We haven't been to the mall for ages, let's go shopping and I can hold your purse. 2. Fuck MNF, let's watch Murphy Brown. 1. I think we are lost, we better pull over and ask directions.
Proof positive (like we needed it) that politicians are completely out of touch. God Bless the U-S OF A! http://media.publicknowledge.org/stevens-on-nn.mp3
Speaking of hot ass, mine is really gross this AM due to a morning of nasty pancakes, coffee and Bailey's and Budweiser and Clam. Why don't ya'll join me and scalp EERR make treaty with our native folks today
I think the best thing about soccer is all of the hot ass running around the field. Thats hot.
The only good thing about soccer is that it's the one sport that leaves your hands free...for obsence gestures.
Soccer is for retards. I am cheering for riots and mayhem. Go Stamps!
Hey g$ are you the new Dik posting news everyone already knows?
Guess we will all have to cheer for France now.
Rev, If you're hurtin for a job when you get to Paris....here's a suggestion: http://www.richjerk.com
The Ukrainians had gas. Whadda ya expect?
GOOOOOOOAAAAAALLLLLLLL GERMANY GOOOOOOOOAAAAAALLLLLL
B-Brian-Blair rolls into Denver this afternoon for a weekend trip paid for by his company to research trends and marketing in the micro-brewery industry. What a legend!
Thanks to the movers! (JB and Woodsman) I am officially relocated to Calgary. The jaunt into the Stamps game this evening will be the last "out and back" trip - I am not going to miss the 6 hour commute from Hanna to Calgary. I have packed the last of my school career into a couple cardboard boxes and anxiously await the Winger's call to come to work! In the mean time, I can be found driving a parts truck for JB's "House of Brakes."
I am looking for a middle aged balding cunt to be in my new video. Does anyone on this board know one?
I have received a couple of different emails regarding the Pronger situation today, news travels fast!
Yeess. Oilers trying to stop the rumor mill too: http://www.edmontonoilers.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=16164&sid=9221f5887908cd151b2a14b17862c1ac
I'm loving the Chris Pronger thing. Knocking up a sports reporter (http://www.christiechorley.com and that's why he's leaving EEERRRR in a "position of risk". Wonder what his old lady thinks....
Ummmm, Rev the games start at the Ship and Anchor on Friday at 9am..... Not sure what the hell you are talking about? Go Germany Go.
Any plans for pre-game Thursday night. Besides getting LOADED! Are the Hanna 3 coming to town?
W, I think Dik has moved on from being a grannylover to a full fledged trannylover. Please remember for future hacks.
Oh, the guy who does the lame ass travel shows for people over 60. Who the fuck watches shit like that?
W, maybe if you weren't the biggest book shopping whipped beeyatch on the planet you would know. Demand the remote from your wife and switch to PBS. They do use alot of big words on that station but try it out anyways.
Who is Rick Steves?
Thanks Rev, I'll be sure to start the 8 Mile walking tour at about 9pm!
Dik, I have heard that 8 mile is a great walking tour with lots of shopping and fun clubs.
Yes, that's Det-riot.
Any recommendations for walking tours of Detriot?
I love this shot of the sign that Gramps made for his Garage sale a few weeks back! http://wingland.textamerica.com/?r=5005260
GHANA, GHANA, GHANA, GHANA!
Yessss. The faggot cocksucking oilers lose and its the first day of summer. Go stamps. Only 16 sleeps til stampede.
Bumper sticker spotted near Tupelo Mississippi on my road trip the other day - Happiness is a Yankee headed north!
Congrats to the Hurricanes! I hope all the people in City of Halfway Houses and Dirtbags are hurting bad. Fuck the Oilers, Fuck Bob Cole and Harry Neale, if I ever have to hear their inane blabber and terrible commentating again I will quit watching hockey. Now all we need is a Stamps victory to complete a great week of sports.
Fuck you Edmonton!!!!!!!!! Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha!!!!! Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!! You fucking piece of shit ugly city (but great river valley) cunts!!!
I too am sick of explaining to every dumb fuck up here why I won't, or ever will cheer for anything to do with Deadfuckingmonton. Especially dumb cunts who know nothing about sports. I am the only one cheering (very loud mind you) for Carolina up here. GO CANES!!!!!!!!
yeeeessss make sure you clear your ass prior to fixing my PC
13 pints of Rasberry is testing my ass this morning!
Test from Texas.....y'all
Test from Testes
Test from phone
That should be "whiskey"...
Gramps, if you read the article, note that the Irish did not come up with the research; but you're right, leave it to them to make sure it gets published publicly.
Leave it to the dumbass Irish to come up with this shite. http://www.irishhealth.com/?level=4&id=9684
Good job Cman, you won a whole $20 bucks, and risked those gobs of shite from up north getting one step closer to the Cup.
Hey Dik: Now that you owe me $20 for betting on the Analheim Mighty Fucks, I am proud to cheer for the Canes! I love the freedom of bandwagon hopping when the Flames are not competing. Winger, I am with you. Some of you may have thought I was cheering Edmonton in Kimberley and you were correct, however I was not cheering FOR Edmonton - I simply wanted to take some cash off Dik and the last fucking team (other than the Oilers) I want to see hoist The Cup is the now unrelated team from Disney.
People in Denver can't understand why I wouldn't cheer for Edmonton, given that "they're from Canada...why wouldn't you cheer for the Canadian team"? I explain the hated rivalry, and that Edmonton is a giant shithole. Fortunately Chris has been there and he knows. He's even set foot in that dump they call an NHL arena. He backs up that argument. Then, as a comparison, I ask them if they would ever cheer for the Raiders, given they are in the same division as the Donkeys, "Wouldn't you want a team from your division to win"? That shuts them up pretty quick.
Go Canes! I think you really captured some of my rage. In true Edmonton fashion the Eskihomos asked the Stamps to move the game time due to the chance their might be a Stanley Cup game at the same time. As true Calgarians the Stamps told them to go fuck themselves. It might be one of the greatest Saturdays of all time if the Stamps beat the Esks and the Canes win the Stanley cup.
Something really pissed me off today, and I need to speak about it. After a very enjoyable afternoon at the Kilt the hockey game starts and being the true Calgarian that I am I start cheering loud for Carolina. I am shocked by the number of people that are cheering for Deadmonton. I hear all of the usuall bullshit - "I am cheering for Alberta" - Too which I say bullshit. No Calgarian could ever cheer for any Edmonton in any kind of event sporting or otherwise, ever. Edmonton is the biggest shithole on the planet, next to Buffalo. People from Edmonton are inferior fucking pieces of shit who are embarassingly like the inbred relatives that you have to pretend to like but really want to punch in the fucking head. Fuck Edmonton, and fuck anyone who cheers for Edmonton. Edmonton is not part of my Alberta, or my Canada. And I have no respect for any Calgarian who feels the need to cheer for Alberta. Fuck Edmonton, Fuck Ya!
Kilt - 3:15pm.
what time is beers at Kilt? 3:00pm?
The game was brutal, we looked like the green Riders. The field looks awesome, you no longer need to wear sunglasses. Me and the Giemp were the only guys to show up, luckily the Korean Cowboy was there to keep us entertained and people were loving my pink rain poncho.
Brazil - Argentina Final. Rev, how was game last night?
Hey "Finty" poster (or should I say Meister); ever hear of a homonym, homo? Get your head out of your ass, you fucking butt squirrel; if my sister was screaming "Jon" or "John" tell me how the fuck you would know the difference?
My name is Jon, not John, fuckhead. You think you would know that by now after hearing your sister screaming my name all those times I was banging her.
I can't wait to golf with Denver Flinty in the Front Range tournament on Sunday! Hey g$, are you doing a World Cup pool this time around? If so, send me one. Cheers.
What's a World Cup, a giant ball protector? GO STAMPS!
WORLD CUP, WORLD CUP, WORLD CUP, WORLD CUP,WORLD CUP, WORLD CUP, WORLD CUP, WORLD CUP,WORLD CUP, WORLD CUP, WORLD CUP, WORLD CUP,WORLD CUP, WORLD CUP, WORLD CUP, WORLD CUP,WORLD CUP, WORLD CUP, WORLD CUP, WORLD CUP,WORLD CUP, WORLD CUP, WORLD CUP, WORLD CUP,WORLD CUP, WORLD CUP, WORLD CUP, WORLD CUP,WORLD CUP, WORLD CUP, WORLD CUP, WORLD CUP,WORLD CUP, WORLD CUP, WORLD CUP, WORLD CUP,WORLD CUP, WORLD CUP, WORLD CUP, WORLD CUP
Time for the Whalers theme song.... how many will die on the blueboy mile tonight. http://www.brassbonanza.com/Sound/goalstereo.mp3
hmmmmmmm, I wonder who this is? http://www.cnn.com/2006/HEALTH/06/05/road.rage.disease.ap/index.html
Cman, congrats on coming back to town. I didn't know about that unti I read it on here otherwise I may have come out for a drink with you guys. Ah, who am I kidding, the way Ceili's patio was looking Friday afternoon you couldn't have gotten me to leave if you had clubbed me over the head with Woodsman's nuts. Let me know the next time you are around and we can go for a drink.
Thanks, Rev. You know I owe a good many return "Hilton" visits! Thanks also to the welcome from the "boys" at the Kilt Friday afternoon. Can't wait to get my face into more Ogden Pizza pizza!! Thanks Winger and JB!!
Congrats on the new job and coming back to Cowtown Cman. It will be strange coming home and hitting you up for a room, the tables have turned my friend.
I know enough hairyassed dudes that I might buy stock in Philips. Flinty definitely needs one for the bat chest. Trying to convince Jaime to buy one for me. http://www.shaveeverywhere.com/
Alex, at the Fall Pilot run I'll referee the drinking contest. If you win Winger will get a Gayboys tattoo, Zamboni will stay up all night and Bungle will let you shag his sister. If you lose Zamboni gets to have a Midget Toss on the Saturday night.
Please don't put out false information, it was bleach that was used to spike your 13 oz tequila shot.
I just got back from the doctor to confirm that there was liquid laundry detergent in my system. I was outdrinking both zamboni and winger. But like the vilan in WWE wrestling. When he knows he is getting the shit kicked out of him, he resorts to pulling a metal object out of his trunks to cheat his way to a win. The winger knew I was going to put him to bed as I usually do. he then laced my 10 oz tequilla shot with liquid tide. Hence, I threw up.
Here in T.O., where I launched my political charge by suggesting Calgary is the new centre of the universe - the locals care only about how much they are getting f%R$#'ed by high gas prices and Klein's "mutiny". Man. After a crisp backhand across the chops, the client got up and looked at Gramps and said "Ok, we're your bitch".
The 3 stages of Alex picures have been posted! No shit, 4 shots (very generous but still, come on) and 30 mins. Beautiful.
Stay tuned for the shots of Alex challenging Al and I to a Tequila drinking contest, fucking classic. 4 shots was all it took to make him puke! The shitty part is I payed for dinner at Bandero in Scottsdale, what a waste.
Who was the midget mexican that made up your foursome?
Good defense of the Cup Winger. At least one Calgary team won something. Just a reminder of the big 30th Bday bash for Jaime on Saturday night at the Garage. 8pm start, hope to see you all there.
Wingz - have you got the tix for us yet? Parking pass? Home opener is June 8 - do you think you can make it back to Calgary for a couple days to take care of us?
The Winger Cup was successfully defended today at the Painted Mountain Resort here in Mesa! It was a hard fought battle that was scored by JB, in the end it was Canada (me) 104 to England's (Zambonhead) 111. Pictures on the main page.
A&W plus Golf plus Beer plus Costco Beef plus More Beer plus More Golf plus More Beer plus Oink and Cluck plus More Beer and a B-Day Pinch of Gin plus more Golf plus More Beer plus Dick equals Sore Bum!! Great Trip, eh!
Golf plus Beer plus Costco Beef plus More Beer equals Sore Bum!! Great Trip, eh!
Gramps, you should get talking to Chandler, too. Man, I don't know who has a bigger head, you, him or Winger??
Friday, long weekend........ build an empire. http://www.nokia.com/letsnetwork/
Congrats to Gordie Bones on returning from a successfull wedding trip to Mexico. Here is a little video celebrating Gord and Darcy's special friendship.
Thanks Preston, all those hookers and blow were worth it. Now if I can convince Gramps to be my fluffer.
People in T.O. are completely f'ed. This week I had the pleasure of eating "breaded" chicken wings - it's just not right - and nachos that had lettuce on them?????? Wake up people it's chips and cheese, not a freakin' salad!
Hey G$... Depends on what Manning says today. On another note: News Flash* The Liberals f$#@'ed the taxpayers again with the gun registry. It's being scrapped. Maybe all you fag#$%'t left wingers will now go underground - shivering in fear that the apocalypse is now upon us - the streets filled with gun-toting madmen killing randomly because the registry has died. What a load of sh$#'t. To quote a famous actor turned NRA leader "From my dead, cold hands." Look it up Flinty.
Gramps, call me if you are interested in Egmont. You can win there.
You can now see all of this years Eddies winners here - http://www.bigrockbeer.com/eddies/index.php?p=showcase-2006winners And check out all of the pictures here - http://www.bigrockbeer.com/eddies/index.php?p=showcase-2006photos There are multiple shots of us so check them all out! What a party!
Please let Flinty know that the trailer has been secured for the boys trip next weekend. Also, the smithsonian has granted us a weekend pass for the green jacket.
For those who haven't seen the Dr Pepper commercial here is the link - http://www.dumpalink.com/media/1118734491/Funny_commercial_for_Dr_Pepper And here is the link for the commercial that took 2nd place at The Eddies that is funny but a complete ripoff - http://www.wingland.net/Video/Anything For Love 250k.avi
Congratulations to the Bzettica crew. The Dr. Pepper rip-off commercial has already made the rounds at my office. I can't believe they won! Come up with an original idea for crying out loud. Oh well, to quote the new rallying cry of the Flames, there's always next year.
Congrats to the Bzettica crew on a strong 3rd place finish, which is always better than a weak 3rd place finish.
Ahhh, back at work a few hours after getting home completely piled after the Eddies celebrating a strong 3rd place finish. It was a crazy night and it was cool hearing from people that thought we should have beat out the Dr Pepper rip off commercial. Bring on Vegas!
Wish Bzettica Productions good luck tonight at the Eddies. Vegas.....here we come!
Well, it is official! I cannot access Wingland from school as the site is blocked! Too many dirty posts from my classroom!
Ron*, if you ask christine nicely maybe she wuld let me join you.
One word: "Beerfest". It's in Calgary on May 12 and 13. Anyone interested?
I love it when a lawyer has to ask how much tixs are!
I know its a little late but; GO COWBOYS, GO T.O. GO COWBOYS, GO T.O. GO COWBOYS, GO T.O.
Winger, nice commercial!! Good luck at the Eddies. And Gramps, may I say that the cinematography and production was impeccable. Murray, you sucked!! Winger, have you booked the Stamps' season tickets yet. If not, let me know how much they are as I may be in (even if I only go to the Labour Day game).
YESSSSS, proof that Dik isn't the only sick fuk in the world.......... unless this is Dik. http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060502/ap_on_fe_st/unusual_couple
Winger - nice smokebomb on Friday. What - you can't drink all day? Flinty - thanks for taking a drunken Grampo to the no-limit table. He left 2 minutes later with no shirt or pants. Love playing agains pros. niccceee
I'm sending a giant Get Well Soon banner to Keith Richards in New Zealand. Sleep has not been an option for me since his tragic fall from a tree. The press should fuckoff on Darfur and pay more attention to Keith and his battle with concussion. Anyone who wants to sign the banner contact Murray Vair, head of MVI Radio and Pressure and he will bring the banner to you in person for your good wishes. Get well soon Keith, the world prays for your speedy recovery.
Dik, I thought you were going to keep our home video's private? I do not want video of me spread all over the net, wait until you see what is going to happen to you tonight. And why would you want fishdick when you can have mine anytime?
The censorship on this site is getting outta hand. Make sure you copy and paste the previously posted link to your browser...unless you get off on the webmasters demented fantasies. On another note, keep a watch for a FishDik at the Pond on Monday night.
Ah, the good old 80’s when music videos were king! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJtJNDFwmDg&eurl=
Just back from a couple of days in the land of the beautiful river valley. It seems they are all convinced in the media and throughout the land of fuckheads that Detroit is done and they are already looking ahead to the next round and playing the Flames. The most intelligent thing I heard on the radio this morning from a caller was that the Oilers were going to kick the Flames butts because 'it's our turn'.
Nice to see GC is back! Nice brawl. Nothing like a little goon up. I vote for Murray for best supporting actor.
The moment everyone has been waiting for!! Now that the entry by Bzettica productions starring The Winger and Murray has made the final cut for the Big Rock Eddie's awards show in May, we can now show it for all here on Wingland. 171 entrys and the top 20 get picked for the big party. Click here or the link up top.
THis is good. http://youtube.com/watch?v=9UFyISYVnfw In other news, I ran into Murray Vair on Tuesday night. First the guy is all happy to see me, then he takes a fucking phone call when I'm talking to him and then doesn't even say goodbye. Pretty weak Murray, pretty weak. Go Flames Go!
I hope that Bush can win again in '08. Or, maybe he is grooming Karl Rove. Gumshoe, what do you think?
The federal finance minister will be at the Hyatt, for a fundraising dinner, on May 18th. If lawyers (JB, Ron*), Rev, former media stars (Buzz, same nickname at mother corp as Hargrove), business owners (Meister, Winger, MVI, et al), or business consultants (W) or maybe even a teacher or two would like to go( tix are $400 (less than you spend in a weekend) of which approx. $250 will be deductible), let me know. First speech after the budget. Opportunity to speak your mind, not that any of you ever miss that opportunity.
When does production of Brokeback Murray begin? Winger is now my favorite actor, beating out Barney Rubble.
Big Rock Eddies pre-party at Schank's North staring at 6:30pm tommorow (thursday). All 171 entries will be shown including the Winger and Murray commercial by Bzettica productions. Should be funny. Will be packed so go early.
I also hope that Ralph can win the next election.
Gumshoe, I hope the Flames destroy the Avalanche, cus Colorado sucks.
Go Flames. Tonight only; go Avalanche.
So Bob. that's where you get your command of the English (oops, I mean Canadian) language from. Nerw Jersey. Would you get me a copy of the new series please.
Hey Zambonehead, Fuck you! Quit bothering me while I am trying to watch the Soprano's.
Hey Winger I almost forgot. Would you please look in the Oxford Canadian dictionary and find for me the word "edukation". I'm sure it must be an English mispelling. Just a thought.
Hey Winger I love your cutting repartee! And while I'm at it, Hey Dick fuck you too
Hey Zambonehead, Fuck you! And while I am at it, Hey DÏK, Fuck you too!
Hi again you guys! I'm sure that most of you understand the grace and fluency of the ancient Canadian language, which us Brits attempt to imitate, but there is one pompous individual <winger> who as the temerity to substitute various words with "American" corruptions. This greatly distresses me so I have researched some Canadian archives and found some old Canadian transcribes from that famous Canadian courthouse which you lovingly call "THE OLD BAILEY". I'm sure Mr. Edwards can peruse it at his leisure and then correct me on my Canadian prose. (Ronstar you may find it interesting as well for a bit of home research in prevaricating) check it out on www.oldbaileyonline.org. Ah well back to my English/Canadian studies. Zamboni
Thomas Herbert, Carson Karidian, Jackson Vigo, Aidan Kim, Katherine Watkins, William Joseph, Trinity Niles, Gumshoe and Ava Shaw can all fuck off.
Interesting link; no Canada data yet, though. http://www.commoncensus.org/sports.php BTW, I love the irony of Ron* calling out the boyz as "married pansies", given that he disappeared from planet earth for years not so long ago.
The Fish is back this weekend and he and I are going to party (like it's 1999) on Saturday night if anyone wants to join us. We are likely going to start downtown and watch the hockey game(s) even though the Flames might not be playing for much by then. After that, the sky's the limit (but, I can assure you, there will be young girls with ample bosoms involved). All of you married pansies should be able to get one night off on a long weekend. Email, call (862-9273) or post if you are in.
Where do I get a Black Mamba?
Homer is a liar, Dik was at home with me all weekend while I was pile driving his ass with my Black Mamba strapon. His favorite part is licking it clean.
I was the luckiest guy on the planet. I was hanging with Dik.
I feel like one of the luckiest fella's on the planet after getting to hang out at the Dome with the Rev twice this weekend! The only way it could have been better was if DÏK wasn't there. Oh wait, he wasn't, that's why it was so good!
Great night at the Dome, thanks for the tix JB. Winger thanks for the laughs, that guy will be afraid to touch his tailgate forever.
Hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!! <stops to wipe tears> Hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!! <stops to catch breath, can't breathe> Hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!
Zambonehead take out your Oxford-Canadian dictionary and then start giving lessons.
before you take the piss learn how to spell the word "furthest". It's an ancient Canadian word that you taught us Brits aeons ago. Father is your Dad! See a couple of you guys in May. Take care Zamboni
Hey Zamboni, is that the farthest a German has ever been up the Thames?
Hi Guys just a note to thank you for all your help in assisting oxford in winning the annual canadian boat race. The Team consisted of 3 canadians 2 americans 1 german and 2 brits. What a wonderful heritage! We love to keep up our traditions. But we beat you in the medal table in the commonwealth games so all is not lost
g$ - I need a campaign mgr. Call my assistant Mrs. Gofakyourself.
THE KING IS DEAD. LONG LIVE THE KING!
Hey Zamboni, way to fight back! http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/ap/nation/3765112.html
Granpo, it's a girl. Isabella Finnamore. Has a nice ring to it.
Congrats to Flinty. What is it? Boy, Girl? Name?
Belated congrats Flinty. Seems the infant has more hair and probably weighs in more than you. Now we can start the process of de-programming the Toronto teams out of the newborn. Yesss.
Just saw the final draft for this years Eddie's. Winger, you have a future career in acting my friend. Take off you clothes, add a few migets and you will go far. Nice work...
g$, when you see him, also ask Ralphie to consider sending the $400 cheque to native Albertans now living Stateside.
g$, make sure to wait until Ralph sends us our next $400 cheque before you tell him off. The last cheque paid for my airfare to AZ in May, now I need some spending money.
W, also the team name is Tottenham Hotspur, not Hotspurs or they are known as the Spurs. 75 days to the Worlds biggest sporting event. Congrats to Flinty. Look for g$ to get arrested this weekend as he tells Ralph he should retire his fat ass to Lakeview.
Fuck you Ron*.
Flinty, further to our little chat today, let me know if you guys go out for a celebratory drink re: your new addition. I'll try to pop by if you are. JB, your head's too big!!
why on earth are you even replying to him!! Congratulations Finty, e-mail me with some details please. My regards to Corra Lee
Some fan, can't even spell Tottenham right!
Fuck you bungle.
Congratulations Flinty's on the new arrival!
Page A6 of the Herald today.
JB, I just caught up on the last week's worth of postings. If you still need to talk to me about the "potential client" give me a call on my cell phone this weekend (862-9273). I am so busy at work that you are not likely to catch me during the day. On another note, the Flames game is on T.V. at 5:00 tonight so if anyone wants to go for a couple of beers downtown right after work and watch the game, give me a call on said cell phone referenced above (doesn't that sound freakin' lawyerly?).
Who is swailing tonight? Kilt?
Loving the Live@17 action from the TPC. pgatour.com
i'm off to my company do, to celebrate the patron saint of nigeria. a little searching on the web reveals this fag wasn't even born in paddyland. typical irish can't even find their own saint.
One of these might come in handy today - http://www.bladderbuddy.com/
Have fun downtown today boys! For anyone staying south the start time at the Kilt seems to be about 1pm. Burrrrrrrpppppppp!
Happy St. Paddy's day all. Have plenty'o green beers for me.
Rose it is. Between 11 and 12. I am ready to swail.
Yess. Ran into mini-flinty in the casino in Grande Prairie last night. The best part was he had no idea who I was at first.
Ron*, please call me at 804-6484. I have a client for you. As for St. Paddy's I will be meeting Rev downtown at 11:00 am-ish for green swail. Where is we going?????
Ron*, B-Brian-Blair is running his regular pool. Since I was second and Meister was first last year, sure, come aboard! I'll email you the info to your work addy.
Is anyone doing a March Madness pool this year? I have the winning picks already entered in my other pool and I would be happy to take some of your money too. If anyone knows of anything please email me or call me today with the details.
http://frontierairlines.mediaroom.com/index.php?s=press_releases&item=1275 Finally some competition on this route. Show me the low fares! Maybe those "die-hard" fans The Rev and Ron* will at last be able to make a Donkeys game this year?
Dik, do you have an extra one still? I might be interested...
Cman, that is super fantastic! I can even lend you some gold to wear this weekend. Wow, we are going to have so much fun. My email is email@example.com
Dik, send me an email I'm interested in joining your gay tour of NY
for a true paddys Day experience I would go to Dublin, just my opinion.
Rev, or anyone else, for a true St. Paddy's Day experience, jump on a plane to New York. Muenchrath bailed on the trip this weekend, so I have extra tickets to the sold out Pogues show on Sunday night at the Nokia Theatre in Times Square. Otherwise, I'll be scalping them. First Pogues gig in the U.S. in 15 years with the original lineup, including Shane MacGowan. Speaking of which, Winger, please email me your gastronomic recommendations for NYC. Cheers.
Winger, was it a pinot?
A Friday St. Paddy's, what's the deal. Are people coming N of G'more? I am officially ready to go at 11 AM, which means I'll be drunk at 10.
Last Flames game of the regular season at the Pepsi center on Sunday afternoon; front row tickets in the second level. Hopefully it won't be the last Flames game of the year here. I drew #1 for the playoff ticket pool...can't wait for a Flames/Avs matchup!
Hey Granpo would you like to join my club?
Beers @ the Kilt - 3:30 pm. A friend from the UK (Naomi) will be in attendance. Some know her from the last tour, and those who have been to the Duck Inn will have met her also.
Gosh, I can't believe it. Neil Armstrong actually stepped foot on the moon! This marks a milestone for space exploration!
Oh my god, I can't believe it. http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=2357158 Kirby was the greatest player ever. Please join me in expressing my sadness at the death of Kirby. My thoughts and prayers go out to the Puckett family
Hey Mr. Handy.... I didn't realize you are such a liberal. Ever hang out with Rev?
Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is communist, but trade with China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international harmony..... Jesus loves you and shares your hatred of homosexuals..... If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't have sex..... Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are junk science, but creationism should be taught in schools..... A president lying about an extramarital affair is an impeachable offense. A president lying to enlist support for a war in which thousands die is solid foriegn policy..... Government should limit itself to the powers named in the Constitution, which include banning gay marriages and censoring the Internet..... Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you're Rush. Then it's an illness, and you need our prayers for your recovery.
Winger, you are officially a snob. Does this mean you and Flinty are going to sit around talking about wine all the time? Suddenly g$ has more street cred than you.
So I took part in something last weekend that I would have probably took a lot of pleasure in hacking on someone else for a few years ago. A wine tour in Sonoma Valley. Not only was I amazed at the amount of people doing this kind of thing, I couldn't believe I enjoyed it so much. We hired a guide for the 12 hr day and he made the trip. I must be getting fucking old. Guess I will have to make a quick return to the Pilot to turn my shit back to a normal colour from purple.
Nothing like a couple of 40 year old men cruising at Mynt and Cowboys. Boy - I sure miss going out like that.
Broke Mac Mountain Brokeback Top Gun Brokeback to the future
New Movie: "Brokeback Mynt" General Plot Overview: 4 men from "out of town" are the first into a posh night club and await the arrival of "shaved sniz." The giddy prospect of free drinks force the men to use embarrassing "coop-ins" and are limited to high balls or "Canadian." As the hours pass, the club fills with more and more "sausage" and the situation degrades into a related "fest." Meanwhile, a crisis develops as a moronic bartender gladly hands The Rev's credit card to some other client, putting the "blackberry" to the test along with the rather handsome and shapely Rev's patience. Much humour is provided to relieve this tension through fanciful reminisces and a proposed "Back in the Day" party to be held at the Cedar Brae Community Centre. More zaniness ensues as a character named Granpo performs a mock "belly shave" leaving the other three laughing to tears. Granpo caps off the riotous laughter by placing his enlarged belly firmly on the bar, much to the dismay of the CMan (the character who manufactured the ridiculous evening by driving through perilous weather 2 and a half hours in the hopes of flirting with attractive, young anonymous females). The story begins its conclusion on a sad note as the four gents are reduced to three when the wilting Ron* feels he must get to bed. The final scenes provide potential entertainment as the remaining three make their way into "Cowboys" disguised as a CTV news crew only to have the "reporter" pull a "smoke bomb" exit, leaving the CMan and his trusty sidekick, The Rev," to fend off scantily clad "shooter girls." The story has a dijointed ending with a bizarre cab ride through an A&W drive-thru followed by some unintelligeable discourse between munching mouthfuls of Mozzas and onion rings.
Hey Gents - we are a go for tonight - just have to be at the club before 10:00 pm.
I am not sure how all this works, but I have contacted the Mynt to find out more details. I figured we might arrive around 8:00pm. This gives me time to get to C-town and get organized. I will post any further details as necessary.
Cman I'll be there after 8. Put me on the list.
Cman, your lair awaits.
CMan I am totally out this Friday, any upcomming Friday is good with me.
Are we good for this Friday, then? Granpo, W, Ron* Rev. What about Meister? or Flinty? Woodsman? I will call the Mynt tomorrow and make a booking or at least find out what the deal is. Sorry Wings and Fish. Rev, make my room available!
Cman, I'm out of town on the 17th but don't let that stop you from booking it then if that works best for everyone else. If you do it this Friday like W suggests, I'm in. I just need to know fairly quickly as I'm currently stringing along my back-up plan for Friday night and she is starting to get a little pissed at me.
Fuck it, lets do this friday.
Glad for the overwhelming response to party at the Mynt! I am out for the 10th - Provincial hockey torunament in H-town and 24th as I am in Red Deer playing hockey. The 17th may be a good choice as that is St. Pat's day, so there is at least an excuse for getting a piss on. If I book that day, there should be no trouble getting in as the "party" gets us by any lineup and we are cover exempt. What do you think - book it?
Hey Winger - how about a few pics from the last trip uploaded to wingland?
Everyone needs a little Cman. I'm in!!! Weekend of the 24th works for me (others work too, just the 24th works the best), although I doubt you'll be able to contain yourself that long.
Cman, let me know when I need to reserve your room. I will clear my schedule for 2 free drinks and hanging with the Hanna town pisshead anytime!
Cman, I'd probably be in to the Mynt (there's a shocker, the sleazy lawyer leaps at the chance for some free stuff). This Friday is do-able but not great. The 10th, 24th and the 31st are okay for me. Let me know when it is and I'll likely be there. If you have 9 other guys who want the free drinks I don't mind paying for my own, just let me know when it is as I just want to be there if I can make it.
Cman. If I left right now I might be home by happy hour Friday. Un(fortunatly), won't be home til late April. Will need some dirtiness stories to keep me going til then. Yessss.
Cman, I am out this weekend but any of the following Fridays would be fine. The 17th is St Paddys day so that day would probably be a bad choice unless you get there at about noon! If you do have it this weekend be sure to relay the dirty story's especially if you happen to find you have a long lost cousin working there!
Thanks, Granpo! When is a good weekend? I was actually contemplating this weekend coming up.
Cman - lots of shaved sniz at Mynt? I'm in.
Greetings Gents! Having just returned from a successful teacher convention in Calgary, I thought I would check in with my fellow Winglanders! Wings, sorry I did not make Superbowl, but thanks for the invite nonetheless! While at Convention, I was at the Mynt Ultralounge consuming some beverages and enjoying the frivolity when the DJ asked the name of a song that he was spinning as part of a door prize draw. I was next to the DJ booth and answered Steve Winwood...okay, to make a long story short I won a Friday Night Corporate party: me and 9 friends, no line or other stuff plus two comped drinks per friend (value apparently 250.00CAD. So friends, I think we should knock a couple dates around where we can congregate at the Mynt. Ideas? Even any interest?
Glad to hear allyou guy got back safely in one piece. It's taken me this long to have the energy to get on this comm. Dik don't you listen to them , you weren't quite that bad. At least you didn't stink the room like the winger and murray. I guess that it's just that us old guys need a bit more sleep after a piss up (what a pissup you guys that weren't here!) The locals are still talking about it. Regards and thoughts to all of you Next e-mail will be from the local hospital. Cya soon. Zamboni
Hey g$, not that Ezra has an axe to grind or anything....but I would think he and I share the same thoughts on what should happen to those animals who shroud their dirty deeds with the prophet M. Is there really any virgins left in heaven?
Now for our official Olympic sport: Handwringing, we get the gold.
You know what Granpo? I think I need a good rub and tug. That would solve all of the problems that I have right now.
Dik, so you were up at noon? Only the day you left. All other days were well after 2pm. Sue just picked up a cute little teddy bear for you to cuddle with on your next visit.
Good old Granpo. What up with that? You and Ezra going to help each other out? Maybe you and he can get elected together at the ledge. Also, what's up with Dirks, is he permanent... remember I always said he was the best anchor in Calgary, err... second best. Also, who is faking posting as Dik?
Good old Winger. Up from 8am to 12am on Saturday. Once London tour completed, on the piss from 12pm to 12am. 12 hours. Not bad. Pretty good effort. Dik on the other hand, up from 12pm to 4am on Saturday. On the piss from 1pm to 4 am, after one Coke and a Griggs bacon and cheese pie. 15 hours. Do the math. Sleeping at different times does not a lightweight make.
Good old religion, getting Priests laid and people nowhere for thousands of years.
Looks like the sand nig$#@'s are at it again - blowing up each others holy sites in Iraq. Rev and Wings - your thoughts on this newsworthy item? Are you respecting the week long moment of silence? Or do you think let the fu%$#@'s kill themselves?
If anyone is travelling on AC before March 1 and could use a MLL pass let me know either by email or posting here.
Thanks to Al and Sue for hosting 9 drunk Canadians! I had a fantastic time and the party that was thrown for our birthday was one of the best ever at the Pilot by all accounts. I even managed to sneak out my upgrade on the way home which made the journey a little easier to take.
And we're to be surprised at this lightweight effort by DIK? Gee - I wish I flew all the way to the UK to sleep.
YYCGuy2, are you referring to the guy who doesn't get out of bed until 2 and then drinks coke all day? Dik? Boy, I sure wish I would have spent all day in bed yesterday instead of pub crawling through Covent Garden! The Pilot was rocking last night, what a party.
Winger, good to see you over on this side of the pond again. I hope you remember some parts of your birthday celebration! Speaking of not remembering, you gave me the name of someone that knows all about hair plugs and I forgot who that was. You see I have this...ah...friend....yea that's it....who wants some information on hair plugs. Can you pass along this person's name?
YYYEESSS a typo just created a new handle
Who the fuck is GraNpo?
God save the Queen.
Have an excellent AGM in England. Hopefully the meetings won't last all day and you'll be able to have some fun and a pint, maybe even meet the Queen.
Al, you will be happy to know that a contingent of 9 Canadian medical professionals are departing for your fair land later this evening. If we haven't figured out by the end of the weekend what was wrong with you last month, we will have created another problem so you will have forgotten all about the last illness! Cya tomorrow afternoon.
Hey W, I hear your company does research.
Wings, does this mean we no longer have to leave a clean set of clothes in the rental car for the trip home? http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/4709258.stm
For all of my non FT friends, check this pilots video out for his kid - http://youtube.com/w/Pilot%27s-eye-view-of-a-three-day-trip?v=zZgwky7WEkg
Ahhh the 90's in Edmonton. When I wasn't banging players on my team I had this hot little bitch reporter who eventually moved to Calgary who used to get the train pulled on his ass nightly. The amount of cum he could swallow. I wondered whatever happened to him?
My wife spent 500k in the last six weeks and a guy I spend more time with than my wife was running a gambling ring. Honestly, I had no idea. I didn't know that any of the Oilers were fudgepackers when I was there either.
'ey brovwer, na that ya call it a mobile I 'ave also noticed that ya daan't brush your Hampstead Heaf or David Gower. it looks loike ya 're turnin' into a full fledged brit. maybe ya should get aahhht of that fancy 'otel ya stay in and get donalded once in awhile! ya mushy pea eatin' twit! can't wait ter get Brahms and Liszt next saturday at waxy's, clock ya there.
Sure Winger, you'll use the word "wank" but not "mobile". Who's the retard? You've been smelling too many of your own butt fumes haven't you?
Just when I had thought that Halliday had covered all of the bases for different ways to advertise, he shows me yet another. Park in a spot where there is no parking at the Flames game, and then get your flashy Hummer towed around town while you are watching the game! http://greatstairs.com/ He is pretty hot in the flash version.
g$, that chick is hot man. need a Danish wank
What makes Wingland a great place to be? Freedom of Speech. What makes religious nutcases a joke? Pinheads who will riot and kill each other over political cartoons. Imagine the riots guys named Dik could start if they took Wingland too seriously, they would be bald and burning their Shithawks jerseys.
Thanks for the great bash Winger. I'm keeping one foot pointed towards the can at all times. Good to see MVair alive and well. Any MOM action postgame?
I'm glad that the UN is focusing all of their attentions on Iran at the moment, because if they smelled the noxious fumes coming out of my ass this morning I would be in trouble!
Winger & W: Just in case you two amateur colour commentators wanted to call in updates of the SuperBore to me over the pond, forget it!!! The MOBILE is turned off this evening until I go to work tomorrow morning!!!
Hey - Big Al or shall we call you "Reduced" Al? Glad to here you are back to health! Winger, I will not be able to attend the annual Winger "Football and Porn Super Sunday!" We will be trashing Principal Skinner's house as we watch the HD broadcast on 52 inches of Samsung DLP!! No porn, but we have booked the stripper from the National Hotel to come over and dance on the dining table! Hope she shaved! When are you guys going over to the Pilot?
Great to hear that you are well again Big Al!! Have a drink to celebrate. Big Al, I been meaning to ask you if a bloke that Jimmy the Fish and I met in Spain has dropped by your pub yet. His name is John (Eckton, I think) and he lives about 30 to 40 minutes from you. We told him about the Pilot and he said he was going to drop by. Let me know by posting here or email me at firstname.lastname@example.org. Glad to hear that you are well and I am hoping to come by this September (maybe with the Fish and Dik) as we are talking about going to Oktoberfest again.
Good to hear your healthy again Zamboni. Now stop ogling yourself in the mirror and get back on the piss! Good call on Edmonton, I think it needs a wall around it.
Hi you guys, just a line to say that I am back and fully recovered. Leading the life of Reilly now as the Missus seems to think that I am too feeble to work. We all know that's a lot of bollocks but I don't want to dissapoint her and I never did like bar work anyway. Straight up I,m totally well again and looking forward to entertaining a bunch of you in a couple of weeks. It's amazing what a couple of weeks enforced detox does for you, I can almost see my waistline!! All of you come on over. While I'm posting I have to say that the last time the Winger was here he crashed my computer(yet again)so if any of you guys would be so kind to e-mail me with your addys at email@example.com I could put them on my address book. Hoping to hear from you. Would you believe that there is quite a bit of interest in your politics at the moment over here, but I still think Alberta should be independent and give Deadmonton to Saskatchewan. More oil to the Winger!!! Keep blogging Zamboni
That's easy, hit the links and load up the buggy!
Dilemma, at mall in mesa. Should I fake sick and hit the bar or hit the links!
Please advise Jake not to bolt from the cops and try to escape over a fence. Also - no yelling at Meisters house from the alley.
Ah yes I remember when the Meister and I used to go over to the island and drill each other.
Just think Gramps, Jake can drive 100mph around Bonavista drive, get drunk and jump off the Inn, and best of all him and Jack can take chicks in JB's boat to the island for midnight drilling.
*Newsflash* Gramps is the new owner of a home SOTG! (south of the glenmore). He's breaking out of his self-imposed prison near Banff. Returning to da hood. Wanna have a house wreaker?
g$, I bet GWB loves democracy!
Hey Wings, are you happy your boys won this week? Too bad Yasser wasn't still around. He could have really used your support and Gramps could be their spokesbomber.
Rock me Amadeus sucks.
Just curious, what is everyone doing with their Ralph Bucks?
Rev, you can come up to Fort Nelson if you want. As bad as it is, it's still better than Deadmonton.
Sounds like our friend the Rev could use some time reflecting on his life while viewing the most beautiful river valley in the world up in the fine city of Deadmonton.
Fuck I hate this city. Bad roads, stupid people and terrible food. Can't get back to Cowtown soon enough.
Fuck I hate this city. Bad roads, stupid people and terrible food. Can't get back to Cowtown soon enough.
g$, I remember Paul Franklin (or "Fromp" as he was known to us). I saw the story on the news and couldn't believe it was him. On another note, I took a beating on the Broncos this weekend in Vegas (I bet Ralph's Oil cheque which I haven't received yet plus a little extra). I need to make some money back - Dik, want to lose more than our respect come Superbowl Sunday? And, no, I don't mean your virginity. I'm talking about money. I'm in for a hundy straight-up if you have enough faith in your team.
Anyone recognize the last guy? http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20060123/canadian_soldier_060124/20060125?hub=Canada Specifically, Meister, Rev, Gramps and Ron*.
Superbowl Sunday will be here soon, time to get your livers warmed up. Gametime this year is 4:30 PM, with the Wingland Superbowl party starting at 1pm. No invitations necessary, just fucking show up!
Sorry to disappoint all the assholes who presume to know who I voted for. Just because I work for a union doesn't mean I'm NDP, and I sure as fuck don't vote RED. In fact, unlike some of you, I only wear red at Stamp games. I voted for Kevin Sorenson, and I'm damn proud of that fact. So until you ask me face on, don't assume I voted for those bleeding heart fucks. Yeah, you hit a nerve.
I vote for $150 oil. That'll show them!
Wings, the pinheads don't mind the government stealing their money as long as the West gets fucked. The simple fact is Ontario has the exact sense of entitlement the liberals posess. Fuck Canada, Alberta independence is the only way.
Finally, a fresh start for Canada. Whats with all of the fucking retards in Ontario who continue to vote liberal? Too many commie teachers around thats the problem! (full offence intended to Cman, Big Len, and most of all Johnny Real)
Dik. Interested in a little wager on the super bowl? Double or nothing on the c-note you lost on the regular season pool perhaps?
14.5 pounds of beef just hit the q for looow cooking. Bubba keg in freezer chilling. GO BRONCOS.
g$, when Ralph retires, Gramps goes to work. Senior Dinning needs Gramps assistance. I still might need a campaign mgr.
HE'S A SCUMBAG DON'T YOU KNOW!
Dik, as I said in my email, Ben Hamilton jersey and your beer. I will supply the chips and salsa.
Rev shall I bring the chips?
12 pounds of roast just waiting to hit the bbq. It will be a good feast Sunday.
You know the absolute best part of being out of the country the past 2 weeks, and 3 of the last 4? I don't have to hear a fucking thing about the election. Y'all are jealous, I know.
Looks like I get to celebrate my birthday at the Pilot watching Canada kick the Fins ass during the Olympics! Yessssssssssss! 8 confirmed on that little journey so far.
Hey Rev, could you get me your new number at work? and check out the predictions: http://www.electionprediction.org/
g$ will be down at the convention centre for a victory dance with Rob Anders. Man, can that guy dance. Who are the assholes that vote for this tool. Oh, would that be gramps (and W)???? Why don't you guys just nominate a hammer or some vice grips, instead of Anders. Richardson (as does Prentice, in the cabinet) does like his beer (really enough reason to vote for him) and is a great campaigner. By the way will Ralph retire on March 31 or April 2 this year? What does gramps say about that? For the rev vote, my vote goes to Hargrove as he had that Paul Martin deer in the headlights look... Also, next election I will be going overseas again as by the time I got back, the markets were up and the Tories were in first place!!
http://www.cbc.ca/olympics/eventschedules/icehockey.shtml Could be a few loooong lunches in Feb.
I'll be voting for Lee Richardson again. Man, a guy casts one protest vote (in a Provincial election no less) and has to hear about it forever. g$, send me my PC member card, Gold Plated edition. Now cast your Asshole votes assholes.
As long as Rev doesn't spoil his ballot like a light weight, half wit tree hugger - he can vote for the Liberals again and actually tell others in this city that he did (big mistake). But after explaining that the reason his house is increasing so much in value (thanks to the fine PC managed budget), Rev is back in the blue.
Ah yes, there's nothing like a Rev post trying to hide his love of the Libs & NDP. NEW TOPIC... why does RedRev love the Libs & NDP?
Who is the biggest asshole in Canada? I am not eligible for this vote! The candidates are: 1. Paul Martin, ex Finance Minister who can't count. 2. Denis Coderre, Bourassa MP and Frog lover. 3. Buzz Hargrove, CAW president, Alberta hater and resident half wit. 4. Jack Layton, private heatlth care user and PM's part time lover. Your vote must include a reason why they deserve the title. I will present the winner with a Wingland Certificate of Achievement. Polls close Jan 23 8PM.
Zamboni - wishing you and your colon a speedy recovery.
Speedy recovery Gov-na.
I just spoke with Al at the hospital and he is in good spirits. He figures he will we be in for another week or so, hopefully they can get him fixed up soon.
Just a note to you all, Big Al had a problem with his internals, it meant being admitted to A&E on Saturday just gone. He is well, though he is very weak. Doctors don't know what exactly is wrong with him, just that it could be something to do with his colon. He is still in Hospital and probably will be most of this week. I don't want to worry anyone with this message, he will be ok, just wanted to advise so that if he hasn't responded to anyone lately, this is the reason why. If anyone wants to email me directly, please do so on firstname.lastname@example.org or call the pub on the usual number.
Next Sunday I'll throw a giant hunk of meat on the grill and we can watch the title games. I have HD and a new screen which tested quite well this weekend. Come on down anytime after noon and we'll get the ball rolling. Post if you are coming so I have an idea of how big a roast to get.
Thank-you Winger! Glad to be a valuable contributor here. But I am the one in such esteemed company. You're reputation is spreading far and wide on the net: http://www.furnitureporn.com/fprocks.html Scroll down for the comment about The Winger! For some real sick sh!t go to the site homepage: http://www.furnitureporn.com/fprocks.html
YYCGuy2, you are officially a sick fuck and fit in perfectly with everyone here at wingland!
Winger, Checked the link out and found this one for you: http://www.wingssportsgrille.com/images/Cheerleadingsquad.jpg I hope that Tuscaloosa Cheerleading squad stops by for the game. Jail bait is still better than masterbate!!!!! You might want to put on fresh underwear not fresh skid marks too. See you over here in a few week's time!
I will be watching the game here http://www.wingssportsgrille.com/stores.htm at the Tuscaloosa location if anyone feels like joining me. Pig lips all around!!
Anybody who wants to watch the mighty Broncos kick some Patriot ass feel free to meet Fulvio, myself and various others at Melrose on Saturday afternoon after 4:30 (the game starts at 6:00). If you are in give me a call on my cell (862-9273) and I'll try to save you a seat. Dik, maybe your Seahawks can win their first playoff game since 1984. I wouldn't hold my breath!
Dik if you are talking about stained underwear I am in.
Winger how about a brown one on the game?
So I go to a little 'joint' for lunch today that was close to the shop out in the country, and the specials were pig lips or sliced beef that was in a pot of water. Mmmmmm. Doritos and Fanta it was.
Cman, I have missed you terribly. Almost as much as I miss DÏK, but not quite. I want to hear the storys of the Son/Father tag team action on the beach!
Not that any of you Winglanders care, but I am still alive, so Happy New Year to you all. I hope everyone had a great Christmas and all that. Not to sound like Dik, but my time in Hawaii was simply smashing - the best part (although morbid) is that I am going to inherit a fabulous condo on Kaua'i at Lawai Beach (next to the Sheraton on Poipu Beach).
I was going to go Green - they've got a 24 year old student running in YYC West. Trouble is its a head and shoulders shot, and I can't tell if she's got a nice A$$!
Nice call on the smoked meat at Costco cafe, excellent. Alex, hurry down to get your Versace bathrobe, a Costco exclusive. W, maybe I'll vote Green, have you ever heard of John Johnson? Aren't you in Rob Anders' land. Gramps told me he is going NDP because he knows old people, working people and even young people, just like Jack Laymton.
So are you voting Liberal again?
What a fucking gong show. I nominate g$ as Chief of the Albertan Nation! Martin should be thrown in jail for stupidity. Duceppe, what the fuck are you trying to say with your ooouuttraaaageeeous accent? Harper's forced smiles were truly comical. Layton is the biggest clown of them all, pretending they even have a chance. Pure SCTV fare, even down to the "Full debate analyzes with Mike Duffy..." scrolling across the screen at the end. "Analyzes", good froglish teleprompteur.
Who is the author, Dik or the Meister? http://www.eng.usf.edu/~dionson/ezzay/
I can confirm Rev's on the wagon. I tried to pour some Pil down his trout on Friday. Nada. Nope. No chance. In fact, his will was like an iron trap.
Rev i bought one of those Sony's back in 1973.... you are sooooo behind the times.
So I stopped in to 7-11 yesterday and picked up a bottle of water. Having not bought a bottle of water for some time now I was stunned to find out that a 591ml bottle of water now goes for $1.69!!! What the fuck is up with that? Buy a Pepsi for a buck but a bottle of Dasani is almost double!!! Guess I will stick to Rasberry Ale.
Now that I am watching my Sony's KDFE42A10 42" Grand WEGA® 3LCD Rear Projection Television with Built-In ATSC Tuner I am sure Winger is going to go out and buy a new TV. There ya go buddy, now you have your excuse.
Yes Wings, watching in HD is da bomb. Too bad Bell sucks ass.
"out of all the radio 1 personalities, who would you most like to come in the bottom with"
Rev, email me your card # and receiver id. I will check on things tomorrow.
Wings, any news on my HD dish? The only thing I don't like about the game is that retard Pierre Maguire, he is the personification of a tool.
The only thing sweeter than watching Canada kick the Russians ass in the finals is watching it in HD. Beautiful!
Can all you guys,who want to, send me your e-mail addys as I have lost them all. It really pisses me off when the "Winger" rips the piss out of me but I suppose I deserve it (Ihave fat fingers) Regards Zambonehead
Hi you guys and a Very happy and successful 2006 to you all. As you guys are all getting prosperous I was just wondering if you all could "have whip round" and provide me with a less accident prone pair of hands or a non destructible computer. Just a thought. See you soon. Big Al Zamboni
W, just think, if you owned your own pub that would leave you plenty of time to blow up computers or other electronic devices!!
Work sucks! Wish I owned a pub.
10 beers before 10pm. Couple of rye and gingers (why, why?) -- pass out on the couch when guests are in the house. Ending with pissing in the furnace room in front of the guests.
Eight beers, 1/2 a bottle of burbon egg nog, and one nap. I only remember my cousins husband starting to look pretty. Hope everyone the best in the new year. NFL is so overrated.
Yesss. Another successful year in the books. Happy New Year lads and enjoy your hangovers tomorrow.
Happy New Years Winglanders! Just back from a Gravesend pub crawl and time to start getting pissed.
Nice work team W, now it will be twice the "fun". Also congrats to Dik for getting back together with Bon Bon, if you ask me it was a mistake to let her go in the first place. It was nice to see him at the dome with date and Jimmy the Flush. Rev I'm glad you enjoyed my Jumbotron appearance, I am tickled pink with the backpack with a resale value of about $12.00, I am also glad I only had to miss a half a fucking period to get it.
Congrats to W!!!! Pretty soon there will be a hockey team there.
Congrats on the new Baby W. Your sex toy is still at the Hilton, would you like me to mail it to your house? Congrats to the Meister on the big backpack win at the Dome, man you looked good on the Jumbotron. What will you do with your newly found packing wealth?
For those of you who dont know #2 showed up on Xmas Eve - Aidan. Hopefully he'll be out of ICU tomorrow. BTW - whose got my dildo?
Winger, did you remember to turn your phone off?
Merry Christmas all. 8 degrees outside in Northern Alta. Gotta love global warming. Yessss.
Merry Christmas everyone. Al, you should start your own technology show in the UK. I guarantee millions would watch you blowing things up and your general lack of understanding of anything with an on/off button! Cya for a pint tomorrow.
Hey Bob sort this home page out it keeps throwing me off. Are you trying to tell me something? Oh, who the fuck is Jimmy Hughes and when does he get off slagging your dear and revered Motherland, doesn't he know that it was because of all this rain that we were able to send all of the arthritic and asthmatic colonists over to you!
Good morning all you guys and a VERRY MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU ALL. Have a great day and raise a glass to Sue and I at some stage, as I will sadly have to drink a gallon of "Millah" in your memory.
Good morning all you guys and a VERRY MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU ALL. Have a great day and raise a glass to Sue and I at some stage, as I will sadly have to drink a gallon of "Millah" in your memory.
I love drinking caesars and surfing porn at the kilt on my laptop. Yesssss!
Who won the Dallas Washington game? Sorry I couldn't comment but my computer is broken again!! Winger, enjoy England with my computer money. I can't wait to get on the Italian boat and see Italian models with very little clothing on. I am returning via Ft. Worth. They have a Dallas Cowboys store in the airport.(NOW THATS WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT) If anyone is interested in Quincy Carter jerseys at 1/2 price let me know and I will pick it up for you. Happy holidays to everyone.
Ahhhh, the Rasberry Runs. At least tomorrow morning I will have todays slab of prime rib to solidify things.
As I am not able to make it to Smugglers or the Hamilton Hilton, I just thought I would wish everyone a Merry Christmas (or, for the politically correct, "happy holidays"). Have a great holiday season and hopefully none of you will need my services in the new year (as my rates are going up). If anyone is doing anything for new years let me know as I don't have anything planned (I guess that kind of assumes that I would be welcome to your new years festivities). Have a drink for me at Smugglers.
How were you folks enjoying the first day of winter? Plus 10 and more of the good stuff to come. Be glad that you are not on that little shithole island called the UK, miserable and getting worse.
I repeat. He's a siv
Am I the only one who finds Phyllis hot?
I am drivin over to meet the Woodchucker on Friday for old times sake....
Fine dining? YESSSSS
Count one more in for the smugs lunch on Friday. I wont reveal my identity til then.
He's a siv
I think we should fire Sutter also and trade Iginla for Marco Sturm.
F^%$# Kipper sux
I vote for GORF for one of the final 2 spots and what about that Spindly prick?
Wings, I have confirmed the following 7 meat eaters;Woodsman,Winger,Albert,Dick,W,Finty, and 1 veggie Gord C. That leave 2 more open spots for the reservation
Woodsman, Gord Clark the vegetarian has just confirmed for lunch. The salad bar is going to take a hit on Friday!! So whats the number at now?
Forget the toothbrush, how about learning to WASH! http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/gloucestershire/4541434.stm
Alex, maybe next time Dallas would be better off dressing the cheerleaders when they play the 'skins.
Thanks to all who lined Gramps pockets at the Casino. South of the Glenmore? I forgotten what a bunch of dirtbags you are. I think I will buy a house there soon.
what sort of "action" is your toothbrush seeing in Canary Wharf.... sounds VERY dirty to me.
Winger, thanks for your recent and heartfelt concern regarding my teeth. I'm not sure where all this concern is coming from but I will remember it and return the call......I mean.....favor in the same manner at some later date! Rest assured that my toothbrush, among other things, is seeing lots of action across the pond.
Phone call? What phone call?! We just wanted to make sure that everything was ok in LimeyLand. We were concerned that since you have been living there over a month now that you may have forgotten how to brush your teeth!
Winger, W: I just wanted to thank-you both for the wake-up call this morning. Fortunately my mobile was no where near me so I ignored it. Just remember, pay-back is going to be a be-yatch!!!!
YYEESS Thanks Winger. Just bought the 20'. Nice price. See you later today at Kilt
If anyone is looking for a sweet deal on a monitor check out this link and then click on Day 10, then click on more details. An incredible deal on a 20 and 24" monitor today only.
JB, I will be there about 3:30. Is your sister allowed out tonight?
Who's in for the Kilt this afternoon for nut-stepping errrr... nutmeg and cheer? Fuck you R6 you toy making elf.
Here is Gramps' trip. Went to bottle depot on 11th ave and bought an empty bottle of $100 scotch. Hit the Cecil for a quick lunch and Beerland for a $15 bottle and then poured contents into used bottle. Then sent bottle to asshole Edmonton fan, good work Gramps! BTW I was in Mexico last week and didn't crap myself!
I just returned from the Royal Liquor Mart on 4th Ave to buy some $100 scotch. I hate scotch. But thanks to the Stamps loss to the Esks - I owe a buddy in Edmonton. Wait - I was also in an airport in Edmonton this month.
Dik, you are too predictable. By the way, you are the fish in the barrel in case you still had no clue. Kilt Friday, let's talk Dik stories. Winger, I drink lime slurpees because I love the taste.
I hope Comedy Dave doesn't visit this site.
As I was driving back to work from Ogden pizza I stopped at 7-11 and got a Lime slurpee. I think I drink Lime slurpee's because they are green. Speaking of green, I watched the grinch the other night. What a classic. Much better than the Labour Day Classic. Labour Day is a creation of the labour movement and is dedicated to the social and economic achievements of Canadian workers. It constitutes a yearly national tribute to the contributions workers have made to the strength, prosperity, and well-being of our country. Our country is going to have some of the ugliest Olympic uniforms ever in Torino. What a great idea letting the Bay make them. The best thing about the Bay is their blankets, if I knew anyone who personally had one I would probably punch them in the head. Speaking of head, when is DÏK going to be back in town? I could use some. Back to my Green slurpee.
Woodsman, mark me down for lunch at Smugs. Cheers.
I have travelled between the 31st and 32nd floors today at least 20 times! In case you were wondering there are 2 staircases.
I drove by the Calgary INTERNATIONAL Airport just yesterday and was thinking of the travellers and how wonderful some of their stories may be, hmmmmmm?
I just went to the break room for a cup of coffee. On the way I walked by the secretary (HOT), three empty offices and two offices occupied by ugly people.
I have had 4 runny shits this morning. Thankfully I wasn't travelling.
I was at an airport in Vancouver AND Calgary yesterday. Granville Island was lovely as usual.
Dik, please report the details on how you got to and from the airport.
Dik, need I point out the Report button once again? Quit hitting the wrong button!
I'm lovin' the fact that I haven't posted on Wingland since November 23, but I am in a verbal spar with Gramps, or a Gramps look-alike, and it appears to have pissed off the Meister, or a Meister look-alike. Fantastic trip across the pond...highlights included...1) the ever-gracious hosting of Sue and Al at the Pilot...2) 3 days and nights on the piss in Gravesend/London...3) having Tiger's mum on our tour of the Tower of London...4) stops at Royal Portrush and Royal County Down...5) having a fully armed British Army foot patrol check out our rental car while we were loading suitcases in Crossmaglen (very bad area during the troubles)...6) tour of Bushmills and the taste testing afterwards...7) seeing Fleury play and score twice for the Belfast Giants in a 7-5 win over the Newcastle Vipers in the BGL (British Goon League)...8) and of course the upgrades were sucessful both ways.
Looking for address for Big Gay Al Zamboni
I killed 4 people in '79. So what. I write childrens books now. Save me.
I resent my hair being compared to Diks.
Hey DIK, you fuck stick Maybe you and W should go to a book sale and think about days gone by when you both had hair.
Gramps do you live vicariously through my trip reports? If I couldn’t afford to travel anywhere that’s what I’d do – does your old lady get jealous that Dik goes to exotic locations and Gramps doesn’t?
I have just finished booking our holiday for next year, leaving on Sept 26 for Rome with the 12 day Grand Mediterranean cruise departing on Sept 28. http://www.e-travelbrochures.com/viewBrochure.asp?campaignId=302 Everyone (except for DÏK) is welcome to join us.
Dik, you chronic masturbator. Are you the grammar police now too? Get your hand off your worn down limp pencil and give us another fine trip report.
So here I am in T.O. and the wife calls to tell me she is starting to cramp up........
Gramps if you could actually afford to travel to the Pilot you'd know how Lauren was doing. Please tell us more about the time you bolied Lobster with elastics?
How's Lauren doing at the Pilot - loving the pic. Also, memo to the lobster boilers - remove the elastics from the claws BEFORE boiling. Wrecks the taste man.
I wasnt sleepin in all those moblog pics. I was only recharging me batteries after a huge curry dinner. At least I wasnt at a booksale.
Still 30 degrees. Going for more beer. Darcy cuts the mustard everytime.
While not quite Sherwood Park, I'll be in Toronto all week. The wife has promised not to have a baby this week. Will post more reports from my trip as they happen. Can the administrator create me my own trip report button for the week?
Hey Rev, screw Mexico, I get to spend the week in Deadmonton!!! Nana nana boo boo!! I am the King! Boy I can't wait to see the river valley.
Gramps, do me a favour and go shovel my walk. Got piled at the No name last night watching us beat the Pens. Back to the pool bar for more Corona. There is a picture of Gramps at the front desk, they are looking for the notorious pool bar pee bandit. Wing's .13 back at ya.
No shite. I love the homemade chips. Marg on the rocks would also be solid.
Anyone in for lunch on Sunday? How about Tia Rosa after a round at Las Sendas?
Hey Rev, ¢13. Yessssssssssss!
Loving seeing Flinty's hero Domi getting run several times last night. Who's having the Xmas home party this year?
Hey Woodsie! Sorry brother, but I am out at Smugs!
I'm sure you'll have your Caravan before you know it W. Who else wants a new hole ripped today? I have ripped AMEX, Oxford, Shell IT for the hat trick. Diiik how loaded are you? We need a trip report.
Many thanks to the Winger for securing my wireless network last night. Although I have to admit it was quite surprising to see a grown man drive away in a mini-van!
Woodsman, I accept your gracious invitation.
Yesssss at Smugs!
I am making the reservation for the X-mas lunch on Dec 23rd at 11:00 AM. Please RSVP to the page ASAP. So far I've got Woodsman,Winger.
Alex/Wings and Van Gang: Thanks for a great first time Grey Cup. Other than having to help carry CMan home on Friday, the weekend was memorable. Hopefully my gut will recover from the laughs. The 48oz. did no damage.
If any of the boys are interested in driving all the way to Okotoks this Friday, we're having a bit of a gathering to kick off the holiday season. Address is 98 Sheep River Crescent and we're starting up around 8 or so and going late. All are welcome - if you need directions give me a call at 995-1193.
Wings I've got a choice to go with Rogers or TELUS for my company cell phone..... any suggestions?
Thanks Rev, I just wasted another 5 mins in the can.
Late Lowell sent out a link to on of his employees' websites. Knowing Lowell I wonder how he gets any work done at all. http://www.alyshataylor.com
Yesssss!! Ass usual I make an ass out of myself, but manage to unload $.13!! I will probably have to write the City of Vancouver an apology. Thanks to Winger and Alex for an amazing supper Saturday night. I can't wait for the next opportunity to have some "goat filtered cheese!" Absolutely loving Dik looking for his PVC jacket at the Library!
What a weekend in Vancouver! Cman was all over his hot cousin who is a waitress at the Shark Club, what a stud! It was pretty hot watching him drool into his beer while he was getting asked to leave. Yessssssss. And who could forget Cman and Len attempting to massacre the menu at Mortons Steakhouse. Appys, 48 oz slabs of prime rib and the fixins, and then finish it all off with a huge piece of Key Lime pie, manoman I am glad I didn't witness the massacre the poor toilet had to endure the next morning. And then the entire restaurant coming to a stand still last night while 7 grown men cry on the floor after I explained how Saganaki was made. Yessssssssss! Vancouver completely turned their reputation from suckass Grey Cup hosts to one of the best.
Good to hear that Van was the usual messed up city it was a couple of years ago. For those of you that dont know I have a new work e-mail and phone #. email@example.com. 294-7393. Its the old work place on 8th and 6th.
Props to Vancouver for putting on a great weekend. More action than all previous Grey Cups combined in that city. Cman gets my vote for most loaded all star of the weekend, excellent show Cman. Alex gets the nod as big spender of the weekend as usual, thanks for all the great food, tickets and logic. Woodsman, be glad that the Cman and BigLen are not coming to the Boys lunch, he and Len each downed 48oz steaks Saturday night like some people eat chicken wings. It was truly a display of epic gastronomous fortitude.
Too much Tequila, Cman gets carried home. Hilights of the night. Dik has nice hair plugs.
Here is a view of the suite we will be trashing tonight in Vancouver - http://www.westingrandvancouver.com/Bartoli.asp I can't wait for Alex to sleep through another party!
I posted some nice shots of Alex enjoying the pubs in England on the Moblog. Yesssssssssssss!!
Rev - I will give you a call!! We will be in Large Len's Praiple Dodge. The assault on Vancouver begins in T minus 7h 43 m 22 s!!!
CMan, a pick up would be grand, I can be ready to leave at 2. 4th and 4th downtown. Call me on my Crackberry 389-1539. I am also checked in and sitting in 16F.
I am fully checked in and ready to start the madness. I wonder if we will be able to drink the Maple Leaf Lounge out of booze before our flight takes off?! I will be there about 2:20, cya guys there.
Parent-Teacher interviews are over - just counting the minutes until launch! Rev, are we grabbing you early from work?
Vacuum bags? Sounds like a lucravtive bizness. 1 day till Vancouver, swwweeeeet.
Gramps, does this mean you will be joining us in Vancouver?
Beers on Thursday - I'm in.
Not to sound to Dik-like in reporting facts and stories that everyone has access to but, let me just say that I am thrilled (and somewhat amazed) that T.O. is gone for the season and will lose about $760,000 (almost 1/4 of his salary) and will likely have to pay back his signing bonus of $1.725 M. Hopefully T.O. will finally shut the fuck up and grow up.
A couple of us may bail on work tomorrow afternoon and watch the mighty Broncos wail on the hapless Cowboys. Anyone interested in watching the game and having a couple of beers somewhere on 17th? Post here or call my cell. Also, if anyone (ie. Alex, you big pussy) wants to put $20 or so on the game please let me know.
Hey Big Al, we are skipping Stonehenge and coming straight to Gravesend on November 30. We'll see you somewhere between 10:30 and 11:30am. Hey Bungeeee and Ratboy, Denver Dik will be holding court at the Pilot on Friday evening, December 2nd. Make sure you bring your asses by for a sociable. Believe it or not, Ron*'s ex-girlfriend Alex Wright will also be in the house.
I was lovin the result of my first live shoot-out at Pepsi Center last night! Sauve looked pretty damn good.
OK, Grey Cup it is.
Wingz - I agree - a cheap seat is likely. Walking distance to a place to flop isn't bad either. Big Len really wants to be at BeCrappy Place as he has never experience a Grey Cup.
Cman, I am going to the Grey Cup game. At least the tickets should be scalping for about $20 a ticket now, if that.
I don't mean to be negative, but is it not Thanksgiving in the US? Would a day trip to Seattle be longer than necessary due to cross-border traffic - especially at Peace Arch unless it has been improved? I am not really interested in Edmonton or Montreal, but it may be easier to enjoy beer and silliness without driving.
Hmmmm, Seahawks/Giants is sounding much better than Esk-homos/Als. Let's give that some serious consideration; should be a good match-up! I know Rev would love to go see the "garbage scavanging flying rats"! I had no problem getting two scalps at less than face from some dodgy character on the street on January 2nd for the Rams. Qwest field has some good microbrews and kick-ass garlic fries.
Rev, the Seahawks are hosting the Giants Sunday, could be an idea. I was checking the flight loads yesterday and the flights we are on Friday and Monday are overbooked. This means it is very important to check in early and be on time! You can check in 12 hrs in advance and get a seat assignment by clicking here ac and then select the Check-in tab next to book a flight. You will need either your Aeroplan number or the CC used to book the ticket. It will then allow you to print your boarding pass, don't worry if you lose it or can't print it you can reprint a new one at the airport but at least you will have your seat assigned. Cya Friday at the airport.
As there is no CFL game next weekend anyone who wants to join me for some NFL action in my suite is more than welcome. It's too bad they had to cancel the Grey Cup this year.
I love when the green and gold in third place advance to the show.
Now that their stock price just hit $400, someone at Google is having a good time and thumbing their nose at the establishment. Type in "failure" and hit "I'm feeling lucky".
Unbelievable, the president of my company is asking me for a dinner reciept for $50. Can you say Bush league? Vancouver will be fun but I'm not going to the game if the green&gold&stupid make it. I won't pay another nickel to the CFL to watch that shit. NFL will be on in the hotel. Too late for comments from England Alex, the record is already stuck on Wingland forever.
Dik: the matchups may suck, but I am really looking forward to spending quality time with you!!
how about them Cowboys
All of a sudden, the Grey Cup match-ups seem much less appealing. Go B.C. and Montreal.
YYCGuy2, you should be very happy that you missed out on the gong show that happened yesterday! I think peoples perception of Alex has changed forever. Hopefully see you soon.
Did I mention that I am really missing Dik right now?
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Well... looks like Alex has too (two) many half pints again!
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Guys! Great time at Waxy's yesterday. Winger you left out the best highlight from Waxy's.....*The Black Thong* and her friend!!!!!! Take care guys! Dale
Alex took the front seat in the Mercedes from me then I cried all the way to Gravesend. PS. Waxy's sucks!
So I can't remember who I was talking with the other day about our pub crawl in London yesterday, but I mentioned we were starting at Waxys at noon and then leaving London about 6. They said bullshit, you will be leaving Waxys at 11. Whoever said that was bang on! What a fucking day, Alex only fell asleep twice at the Waxys, good job. That was in a pub jammed with people watching the Ireland/New Zealand Rugby game followed by England kicking Argentina's ass at football.
Too bad my luttle bitch sisters went to bed at 8, they missed a good party
Just talked to Big Al yesterday; Winger please try to keep his liver somewhat intact for Denver Dik's arrival in three weeks.
BTW Winger, the February 16-21 trip will be booked next week.
First the football game, now the Pilot. Wuss.
The countdown begins! Time for another assault on Gravesend. Too bad that the Pussy Meister who had a full kitchen pass decided to bail out. A quick check this morning shows the fare is still $598.
Winger dont believe everything you read on the Internet, anyone can post stories and fake pictures.
This proves that there is a train station in Gravesend, for all of those people that Al has promised to take to the train station but never made it past Ryans Bar.
Click on the link and listen to track number 1 (Bling Bling Baby)on the bottom of the page. This song has got it going on. http://www.milkkan.com/
Hey Winger.... this page is SOOOO fast to load.
Thanks for the lunch Gramps. Another Flames game Saturday courtesy of JB, the Birthday week is turning into 2.
I received the Stamps tickets in the mail yesterday, Jeff Giem will have them for the game. Contact me if you need his contact info.
Don't worry Gramps you can buy me mybirthday beer tomorrow. Go Flames!
Don't worry Gramps you can buy me mybirthday beer tomorrow. Go Flames!
Any chance of getting hold of Garvin at xmas Winger
So some fucking genius in Toronto decided to throw a playoff game in the west at 4pm. Nice. I will give Jeff Giem the tickets and he will also have my parking pass. I have collected from Cman, Jr Cman and Len. All others please pay Jeff for tickets next weekend. If you need Jeffs contact info call me.
I will be sitting on the Lawaii Beach on Kaui on Dec 23. I will have a drink to you fellas as I soak up the sun!
For all who are interested, we will be doing a pub crawl through London starting at Waxys next Saturday at noon. Recent additions are Ratboy and ............. The Meister!
Don't forget b-day Flinty! Oh wait, he doesn't read this board.
Happy birthdays to the Meister and Rev. Call me if you go to the bar afterwards and hopefully I can hook up with you.
Boys, Today is my final day as a brush salesman. I have accepted a post with a company more in tune to the O & G business. I will be forwarding my new contact details and my new cell phone starting Monday is 813-9321. As it seems fitting, my new position allows substantially more freedon and since I have a new office located in Midnapore, I will be down south so I am stepping up to host the Dec 23rd feedbag! Yessssssssssssss Looking forward to some good cheer!
How does a noon kickoff sound for the tailgate? Sounds like a good day to BBQ.
I am proposing Dec 23 for lunch, 11:30 am sharp. Who is the host this year?
Jimmy didnt you hear I dumped Dik. Give me a call.
No Sally this trip. Call me when you get to Calgary.
Yessssss, just found 14 Pounds and 7p in my bedside table + one blue poker chip - whateve that is?
Dik. I'll be home tomorrow but may have to go right back to work since I'm booked off for Vega$ next weekend. Yessss. Are you bringing Sally with you or are you permitted to travel without her?
Sub, I arrive late Friday night. When are you back in town? Mario came through with a ticket for me for the game, R&W action included. Want me to see if there is an extra?
Sub, I arrive late Friday night. When are you back in town?
Dik. When do you get in?
Actually, Grampo was merely suggesting the old school is back. If you hold on to shit for a long time - including Mr. T chains and braclets - you're golden man. You and Tupac are getting jiggy with it with da bling
Dik all Grampo said was that "Big gold jewelery is also old school" apparently you took that as a personal hack..... got problems?
Come on Gramps, make up your mind. You hack on me for owning gold, now you're hacking on me for not owning gold. Way to pick a side.
Whats a matter Dik.... cant afford Gold?
Dik, at least I have worthwhile past to live in. You're right, you don't have gold, you have shitty Mexican silver on all your faggoty fingers.
I own no gold, you git.
Big gold jewelery is also old school. Hey MVair - Q107 is looking for a jock for it's nice 'swing' shift. Spin some old school for the boys..
Hey Rev, can I borrow your Thriller vinyl for Halloween tonight? Boy, living in the past is fun!
Broncos 2 Superbowls, Garbage Scavenging Flying Rats from Seattle 0 Superbowls. Winger and Giemp, don't worry, I know your team records in the Big Game, no need to reiterate.
Rev, even though I have been to many more Broncos games than you, I would rather be boiled in lead than become a citizen of Donkeyland. I can understand your appeal to Team Purplehelmuts, but why would I need to transfer my allegiance anywhere; the mighty Seahawks are 5-2. With a cake game next week against the hapless Cards, this time next week they will be equal to the Broncos mark of 6-2. I love that you are beaking after finally making it past the elusive 6-2 mark that was their nemisis the last few years.
Great Sunday of football. Stamps are a looking solid, time to crush the Eskihomos this Sunday. Broncos rough up the Eagles. Perhaps the Green Roughies can provide an All West Grey cup, providing they stay out of jail. Meister and Fish, there is still time to join the Broncos Nation, Dik is not invited as he is the kiss of death. It's pretty obvious the AFC is going to win the Super bowl yet again, who will Winger cheer for? Peyton or Plummer?
Stamps tickets are ordered, lets hope we need them!
Hey winger: Cucumbers, bananas, or the play-offs. Anything through the backdoor is okay by us. Right? Go Roughies!!!
Who are you kidding Wings? Alex is going to look at hot single mothers. Yesssss. Dik, I don't know yet if I will be at the game so I can't confirm tickets yet.
Everybody loves a sore loser! I will be at the Stamps game on November 6th; pick it up off your doily covered coffee table on your way to the game.
Being the loving fathers that we are, Alex and I will be suffering through yet another Hilary Duff concert in January. The things we will suffer through for our kids!
Nice offence Dik-heads. Dik, your $20 is on my coffee table at home. Come by and pick it up any time you like.
If Big Len is in then I am in for two!
Here is a great video on the early days of Heathrow, about 10 mins long. http://www.nationalarchives.gov.uk/films/1945to51/filmpage_la.htm
Tix are fitty bucks!
You know I hate to ask, but are "friends" electric? Wait a minute...I just had a late 70's post-punk flash back to Gary Numan and the Tubeway Army..wow!! I hate to ask how much a playoff ticket costs, but I think I am in. Let me know, Winger!
Dallas has killed the most potent offences in the NFL. I will not let this horse shoe up the ass Seahawks victory change my mind about Dallas winning the superbowl.
Winger, could you scratch me up a ticket for the Edmonton game on November 6th? Hopefully the Stamps will be taking the field with a home playoff game on the line. Sweet.
I'd just like to thank the Lightning Dolts for royally screwing me on Sunday. Their botched and blocked field goal attempt, subsequent Eagles runback for the touchdown, and 10 point swing cost me the Jimmy Ray pool and $175-bones. Doh! On another note, Alex, were you lovin' the Seahawks scoring 10 points in the last 2 minutes and the Cowgirls stealing defeat from the jaws of victory? By the way, I hope I was not the only one jumping on the Ron* free money train!
Does anyone else think that NFL games last about 8 seconds too long and baseball games are about 1/2 an inning too long? Maybe it's just me. Dick, you got a bet (I'm glad I didn't say double for a sweep).
Winger you're right! Roughies chose to play their fans the second half. But I'd still be concerned that the Stamps couldn't buy an offensive touchdown. Oh well, I guess I'll be decked out in Red for this years playoffs. Hopefully the Stamps can manage a win in that shithole called Commonwealth. I don't think they're getting the home game, but I'm in for a ticket if they do.
How about those niners?! Yessssssssssssss!
Great win for the Stamps, Now they need 5 more in a row! Playoff tickets need to be paid for by Oct 31 for the possible home game, let me know if you guys want me to get them. I will be refunded if they don't finish 2nd.
Stamps make the playoffs and probably one of the only times the Winger would be cheering for the Broncos they lose on the last play of the game. Go Stamps!
Ronstar, I'll take your $20 action on the World Series. I assume CDN funds. Go ChiSox!
Wireless keyboard and mouse, usb hard drive. Amazing prices. Whoever picks these up can buy me beer at the Kilt tonight with their savings!
Hi I'm the Google robot. I love crawling this site.
Winger, sorry to report that since I didn't buy our Powerballs in Oregon, we won't be buying the Pilot just for fun. On 20 numbers we didn't even match a Powerball.
p.s. Anyone want to go for a drinks on Saturday night and watch some hockey and Game 1 of the World Series? I was thinking Melrose or some other reasonable facsimile. Let me know here or call me on my cell (862-9273).
...for the first time in their 44 year history!!!! C'mon Shoeless Joe, continue to work your magic against the Chi-Sox. Anyone want to bet $20? I'm obviously taking the (underdog) Astros. Post here if you want a peice of the action.
Listen to this beauty!
I love it when I'm going to live until I'm 88. Fifty years to go! yyyeessss http://www.deathclock.com/
Gramps, soft hands and a bad tummy. You are such a girl.
Thanks to Rev.. I have made 3 stops to the can for shits....my ass is now bleeding....the worst ring of fire in months... can't walk or sit without a pillow. Jalapeno Jack burgers...never again
John Bogstie (huh) gives his amazing views on the 52nd Street expansion on Global last night. Now, I pick up the Business Edge magazine and it has Just a Nice Guy, Kevin Halliday, on the cover. Who's next, Dik?
Swailing beers with rev at lunch.
Batman Begins is the first movie I have seen in ages that I would recommend to anyone. Fucking incredible! A home theatre is a must for this one.
Here's a good fucking idea - let's put a fastball right down the middle of the plate to Albert Pujols with 2 on and 2 out in the 9th inning!!!!
Dik. Looks like I'm out for U2 in Vega$. I will also be out for your romantic dinner on the 12th.
Gramps didn't get that from Google he called India, that's where all the good tech support is.
I see Gramps can google. I have been trying alot of the suggestions but the bots always find the FP guestbooks again. If you remember a few months back I even tried the verification box but the spammers bypass the input screen we use and go right to the FP webbot. Simply put, I need to find another option such as PHP which I have been considering for sometime. A cold winter day will be a good time for the overhaul.
Winger - a suggestion to avoid the spam. Add a bot to the header of all your pages that tells all search engine to not crawl it. You'll see all that crap disappear quickly.
My sentiments exactly Cman. The guestbook has been getting spammed like crazy lately.
What fucking retard posted all this "best of" shit? What quit slapping your stubby dick off the enter button on your keyboard! Wacking off in bed is far more comfortable and far less annoying to us Winglanders!
and how many titles have the shithawks won?
Who's in for some HD football action tomorrow? Redskins vs Chiefs are the early game and New England vs horse fags as the afternoon game. Call me or show up.
Here's some breaking news. Pot helps people suffering from depression. http://www.forbes.com/lifestyle/health/feeds/hscout/2005/10/13/hscout528519.html
Just like houseboatin' in Shuswap years ago. Except Ron* and Meister only shared hoot-cinq's. Sangria racing and Kim Mitchell. Dem we da days
What's the problem? Gang bang on a boat, isn't that what football players are supposed to do? Fred Smoot is my new hero, paying for a floating whorehouse is legendary. If you can't win footballs games at least get laid.
Thanks for reporting 3 day old news idiot, go fuck a seahawk.
Imagine....the quake in Paki-land accomplished what George Dubya wanted to do from the beginning.
Perhaps they should focus a little more on playing football, eh Jimmy The Hawk and Meister? http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/wcStory?contentId=4986540
Obviously the last "Gumshoe" post is a fake. Infamous is misspelled. Yes Rev, the game was painful. No powerplay, no defense, not an outlet pass to be seen. Kipper actually played pretty good, he just had no help in front of him. Got a good buzz going, though.
What's going on for the game tonight? The Kilt?
Did you get show beat as bad as the Flames? After 3-0 I turned to baseball and football.
Hey did you see me on TV the other night?
Heeeeeeeeyyyyyy, hey baby, ooh, ah... I wanna knoooooooooowowowowo, if you'll be my girl!!!!
Thanks to the casual racist for the eloquent defense of the Chinese, you are the King of Wikipedia. I think it's time you bought me lunch as payment into the downtown club, Caesar's will be fine.
Rev, time for a bio lesson (that's lesson Ron, not lesion). Our friends from China have what's called an epicanthal fold. It's a triangular flap of skin that gives them the 'slant' shaped eyes. Science has proved time and again that this fold causes significant peripheral vision trouble. Thus, the suggestion seems to be 'it ain't their fault'. Perhaps when you see such folks stopping when then shouldn't or lane changing when they shouldn't - you ought to say 'that's biology'. Biker beware dude.
I know I have a flair for the obvious but just in case you have forgotten, BEWARE OF CHINESE DRIVERS! Rules to remember: 1) They have no peripheral vision. 2) They think a 2 way stop is a 4 way stop. 3) Even though most of them ride bicycles in China, bikes appear invisible when they are in a car (ancient Chinese secret, and you thought it was that bullshit laundry secret). Last but not least 4) Their brothers in laws cousins aunts son took the fucking driving test in Hongcouver for them so they shouldn't be driving anyways, we can thank the commie fucks in BC for that. Stay tuned for a Chinese jaywalking rulebook reminder coming soon.
HI guys. Just found a loose connection between Winger and the original spelling of my surname - Wingate (windeatt). Thank F**k Winger is not his real surname. He'll be after incest next ! Still least we CAN confirm that Edwards is a welshy boy, sheep shagger !
Crabs? Gonorrhea? AIDS? What is the infection soap party E dropping raver? Next question, was it procured from a dirty British slapper or a husky German fraulein?
Well I'm back, jet-lagged and I've got an infection from Ibiza.
Do not call 611 in the next week or two!
Now that the Telus strike is over I guess it will be back to the same old shitty service as usual. I was missing the morons that provided support.
Don't forget JTF is dead and Jimmy the Hawk is born.
Flames at Avs tonight. First row, second level, center ice! Sweet. Nice.
Herald article about QC Data's owner...http://www.canada.com/calgary/calgaryherald/news/story.html?s_id=14tfgdLtafo%2fIGIm5nEWDNhz77JvgefiB0WlE%2ftI7jb6DLzIaZDw8Q%3d%3d
Can you catch aids from foam?
All foamed out. Yessssssssss
Hey Alex, I need to get a hold of you to purchase some more finger hardware. I am not even married yet and the old lady is hounding me for jewlery. Ouch. I tried calling you at work, but your front desk gal said you never show up anymore. YEESSSSS. Give me a call when you get a minute 397-4673
Foam party! Foam party!
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said, "NO!" And the guy went fishing, hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer whenever he wanted. He lived happily ever after. THE END
Enjoying my sunburn. Yessss.
Rolling Rock at the Fox sports grill galleria. Hope the snow is good up there. Have fun getting aids in spain r* and fish
I just saw the highlights of the Cowboys game. After scoring the game winning touchdown for the Cowboys, the Democratic ref takes the points off the board. The call "illegal formation, body not parrell with the line of scrimage" is ludacris.I will not watch fooltball until there is a congressional inquiry into this matter.
I thought Oktoberfest was big, and then I came to Ibiza. 6,000 people at Space last night. We have partied until 5 am every morning. It is now 1 am and I have a drunken fish over my shoulder dictacting instructions. Rev you suck, Dick you are euro gay, JBitch...
I thought Oktoberfest was big, and then I came to Ibiza. 6,000 people at Space last night. We have partied until 5 am every morning. It is now 1 am and I have a drunken fish over my shoulder dictacting instructions. Rev you suck, Dick you are euro gay, JBitch...
Something useful, like a new lung maybe?
If my ticket can be lucky enough to be drawn in the Children's Hospital Home lotto, why can't it be for something more than a friggin' watch?
Zaboni, I was a bit of a lightweight last night indeed. Thanks to Sue and you for the hospitality once again, and thanks to Bob for letting me stay in his room. Off to bed and another great trip with Air Canada tomorrow, maybe this one will actually be on time but I doubt it. Hope the spa was good boys, I am in dire need of one myself.
Hey you Canooskies, you can have this one back. He only lasted one afternoon and part of the evening. Even Bungle outdrank him and outeat him!! Even so he excelled in drinking my "Millah". I think he needs a rehab clinic. Betty Ford is getting a little old though. Good to see him and get some tales about your misdemeanours in my neighbouring country. You have probably totally fucked up anglo-canadian-dutch international relations. We missed you Wingnut. Dereck of the Tar say's farewell as he's off to retirement.
Hey, let's go to France.
Winger, the most jealous man on earth, and I'm not referring to his cock. Brought some space cakes to the pilot, Zaboni is plaing the fruit machine like a crackhead, I'm playing Bungee like a fiddle. Shout out to Schcihollle pussies combined 50 years younger than me wussing out at the SPA.
Most of the boys (Jb, Gordo and Reggie) have left Amsterdam to stay in a hotel by the airport for their last evening (pussies!!). Fish and I got cultural today and checked out the Van Gogh Museum. Hey Rev, thanks for saying "goodbye" before you left this morning you bastard. Say "hi" to Al for me please. Geez, I seem a little up-tight/bitter in this post, I need to mellow out. I wonder if they might have something behind the counter that can help me? I'm outta here.
Reports from Rev while on the train from Charing X to Gravesend. JB is in bed in a hotel near the airport in Amsterdam. Couldn't hack the trip to Gravesend for a Friday night walkabout. I have given permission to Rev to bang my bitch Bungle tonight. Thats what friends are for.
Space cakes were a bad idea for rev
Just say Yessssssssssssss to midget tossing!
Just say no to drugs
YYEESSSSSSSSSSS Tell Rev to eat a "brownie" and then have him call me about 20 minutes later
Fish is now known as the Cock Hawk after he tried to steal a tranny from the Cookie. A-Damm is great, one hoot and I am almost done and it's 6 pm. Wish Winger was here as we head to the Red Light district for Gordo's CBT. Like to shout out to Hearn, the biggest smoke bomber of them all. The stories from this trip will be sealed in a vault and sent to the bottom of the North Sea. JB, pass the snuff. OUT OUT OUT. PS, Winger, get back to work pussy!
Yessss. Sitting in Amsterdam getting stoned on the fumes alone. The women here are beautiful. The fish also has a new nickname. Stay tuned......
I was lovin' Chris Berman on Sunday night; play #6 in the top 10 plays of the day was Edmonton beating BC to halt the Lions season undefeated streak at 11. "He...could...go...all...the...eh?!!!" He mentioned that Shula and the '72 Fish could rest easy since no one in the CFL was going to have an undefeated season this year. Then my favorite, "The last team in the CFL to start the season 11-0 was the 1948 Calgary Stampeders"...who were a perfect 12-0.
Photos, photos, photos! Eith habba dika iya
Holy fück is oktoberfest nuts. The stampede looks like a church picnic compared to this. Cheers to Ronstar for being the last man standing (next to the fish of course). Off for more beers. µ§äßüö
Thanks to Wings and Alex for R&W hospitality! Nice to have a warm place to enjoy a cold beverage!! Hope the Eurotrashers are having a great time!!!!
Time for a little payback from Jbitch! After many drunken calls rubbing it in from the pilot a few weeks ago the tables are turned. The retards are only in Montreal and I am already getting the phone calls! At least they were happy with my choice for lunch (Shwartz's). And from what I heard they were happy with my choice for afternoon entertainment! Yesssssssssssssssssss!
Would have been arriving at the Pilot right about now. Doh!
Alex, that was the best rant ever. I wish you were coming to Munich.
Alex, take a deep breath. Don't spend so much energy worrying about 2 teams that won't even make the playoffs. You sound like me on a road rage rant. Red Sox rule, and you love them. Munich in <72 hours, hopefully Brown and Fish will kiss and make up.
Some showbeating when it is a one point game Winger. Plus the refs should be wearing redskin caps. It is amazing how holding and pass interferance is allowed for the Redskins. This comes back to sports in America being all about politics. First the democrats set up the biggest fix in baseball by making the Red Sox win the world series. Now they want to kill Americas team because our beloved President is from there. People, can't you see the conspiracy pattern hear. "RED"skins, "RED"sox. Don't worry people, we won the election fair and square. The Florida vote was democracy at its best. We will bring this Democratic conspiracy to an end. We will segregate our schools, we will nuke China and korea and remind the world that we are the only nation that used the A-bomb, we will continue to deny the Palestinians the land that was theirs for 2,000 years. We will continue to stir the pot in the middle east so oil comes back down to $10, and we will continue to "supersize" America for 49 cents so we won't have an old age pension issue. And best of all, we will bring back the world championships to the Cowboys and Yankees. GOD BLESS AMERICA
Rev, I had this problem with the subs email as well. I have his address as jcalder, but when he emailed me it says jcalder1. Drop the 1 for the reply and it worked for me. I am not sure if jcalder1 is a legitimate address or if telasss some how fucks it up when being sent.
We are staying at NH Muenchen Dornach, address- Einsteinring 20, Munich. I tried replying to your email but the Telus server doesn't seem to like your address, funny how it worked yesterday. There is this new service called Hotmail, I think you may want to open an account as it seems W is in charge of the Telus mail servers.
Alex, maybe Dallas should have played the cheerleaders last night. What a fucking showbeating!! Cowbitches suck. Hahahahahahaha!
I guess I should of known better.
Who needs a room when you are such a stud like the fish?
Hey Big Al; check your email for the Stena Line address to return the tickets. Thanks mate!
Fish, Hearn dropped out and now you are homeless... call the Holiday Inn Munich Effnerstraße 99 81925 München Telephone +49 (0) 89 - 92 79 80 Telefax +49 (0) 89 - 98 38 13 This is where Donny is staying... there are still rooms left but they are going fast!
Hey Winger, did that shit you had the other day sprout legs and play quarterback for the Stamps during the first half of the Hamilton game?
I think it's called "Bullshit". Not 100% sure, but you can google it and find out.
I got the ball in the whole in two shots on a par five hole. Is that called a "Double Eagle"?
Congrats on your fine excretion Winger! Go Stamps!
What a fantastic shit I just took. Outstanding.
Hola, lads. Got the chest tube out Friday at 11am and was discharged 4 hours later. What a week. I thought I would make my first stay in a hospital worthwhile. Toridol, Vicodin and Morphine, oh my! Hoping to be recovered enough to see The Dego beat up on The Donkeys tomorrow at Invesco; can't miss the first tailgate of the year (no, I was not delerious, Ron*)! Winger, we are planning the "reschedule" so that I will still make Grey Cup. I will be checking into flights this morning. Westin? I need to keep my Diamond status at Hilton rollin'!
Hey boys, Maybe Dik's doc will remove the colostomy bag from his throat while he is in the hospital so he quits spewing shit everytime he opens his mouth. Get well soon Dik!
I just got a voicemail from Dik and it sounds like things are going pretty well. He gets his chest tube out this morning and may be able to go home later today. He sounded good although he may be a little delirious as he somehow thinks that San Diego is going to beat Denver at Mile High this weekend.
Please,lets not make a tradition of going to the Crime Lab everytime we are in Vancouver. I guess I won't mention anything about the new Versace leather pants that I bought. To whomever that put the last posting....BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!
I would like to extend a warm welcome to that hot little Armenian bitch to visit our fine establishment during your tour of Van. The best part of the hot strapon action I had that night with that hairy little fuck machine was wiping his shit from the strapon all over his shirt. It didn't matter because he was able to turn it inside out and leave looking as stylish as ever, mind you he did walk like a duck. http://www.discovervancouver.com/venue.asp?id=5439
Totally booked for Grey Cup!! AC 221! Looking forward to a killer time!! Big Len is totally booked as well!
Winger, I am on the same flight as you and Alex. Westjet was a total ripoff. What's up with offering $89 dollar fares but when you try to book it's $150 and up?
I just did a quick comparison of fares to Van for the Grey Cup for Cman, and using virtually the same flight times as the AC flights we have booked AC is coming in at $333.14 and Westjet is coming in at $502.20. Paying $333.14 is fucking crazy to fly to Vancouver, but paying $502.20 is completely insane.
Ever since I outdrove Fay for $50 in Kimberley, he has dissappeared. Will he actually show up for Grey Cup?
Nice country up here Dik. Anyway get well soon bro. Heading to Ballymena today.
Fish e-mail Hearn at firstname.lastname@example.org as you both need a room for Munich only, Amsterdam is looked after.
Alex and I have just booked our plane tix to Van for the Grey Cup. We are leaving on Friday Nov 25 at 4:15 and returning Monday morning at 7 am. Flights are on AC. Of course you can take whatever flights you like, and on crapjet if you prefer. I have sent an email to those who said they want to come - Al, Dik, W, Fay, Giemp, and Halliday. Cman is marked down as a maybe. Our rooms at the Westin are also booked. If anyone else wants to come and needs details let me know.
T-minus 5 hours until I go under the knife. Thanks for the thoughts, lads. I'll post an update as soon as I am able post-op. Yes, sadly, the whole trip has been scrapped. Doc says its the genes, not the social smoking with Flinty! We are looking to reschedule for November; gotta use up those SSWU's! What's this about a Winger/Armenian Hitman weekender in November? Big Al, I will be in touch about the train/ferry tixs later. Just hang onto them for now. Cheers.
Hey Dik, I just talked to Winger. I hope that you are doing okay. Give us a post or a call when you are feeling better. Shitty that it looks like you'll have to miss your trip.
Smoking is unsafe, dangerous - not to mention a filthy fuckin habit.
Fish, you and Reggie can figure that one out. You do have a room at the Holiday Inn as I listed below. You guys are 3k from the tents and we are 1k, which means you will walk about 6k after the tents close to our 2k. What's going on Dik? No more Camels for you! Get well soon.
DÏK is in the hospital in Denver with a collapsed Lung, so his Euro adventure is over before it even started. Get well soon DÏK. If you do get a chance to read this Zambonhead called and has your tickets to Scotland and Ireland. If you want me to get in touch to let him know what to do with them let me know.
Rev. Did you check with Reggie. I commited months ago and was told by Reggie that I was in on the original rooms booked. If not, no big deal. Let me know.
Late stag attendees will be staying at the Munich Holiday Inn. Fish, Donnie, Hearn and Dave Cook will be the dudes staying there. Donnie will be booking them at noon.
Irish Fishy, we have our room booked in Frankfurt for the night. You are now into me for another 55 euro. 8 days and counting.
Nice country Dik. Beating the shit out of each other in Belfast. Good thing we came to Dublin first. A big thanks to big gay Al Zamboni and Sue for there hospitality ( and putting up with young Kenny).
Sadly the Fish, Denver looked like high schoolers. Could be a long year for everybody's team, including the Gayboys Alex. Did you change your ticket yet? The Pilot is calling.
Who won the Miami game on Sunday?
I am loving this gong show on the pregame show! Should be an interesting game. There will be more ass kicking next Monday night as the Cowgirls will be taking another ass kicking.
Typical Cowboy fan, fucks little boys and doesn't know how to spell. I have told Zamboni about our weekender to Gravesend in November Alex, I think he is sorry that I ever walked in that pub!
Those fagit Redskins steal two points. Zamboni, seeing how the Pilot has become a haven for Canadian rejects, I will be there in November.
What the hell. I finally find nfl football over here only to learn that the vikes are losing. Nice that the broncs and shithawks are also losing. Too many millahs I guess.
Hi you Guys. What the fuck did I do to upset you all??? Not only did you send the Winger to me, but in the same month you deliver Jimmy the Fish!!! Just to really top it all you're going to release Denver Dik on me. I think it would have been easier to endure the Great Plague of London!! Just to top that , you perverse bastards you are sending me the Rev, and you posted to the Bungle about it, so I wll have to endure him as well. I have a good mind to send you Taz in exchange. That will teach you!!! Be good Zamboni
No shit. I can imagine me in Amsterdam again. Getting stoned 5 minutes after arrival at that same "coffee house". Maybe you should try the space cakes again.
Fish, I have booked your rail pass. You are into me for $346 but I will take Sterling at par. I am loving the late All-Star additions of Hearn and Donny. Gramps, I can't believe you are going to miss this trip, Websavers are happening and you even have a valid passport, fire it up.
Bung-ee and Ratboy, also book your attendance at said pilot for some Dik on Thursday the 22nd and/or Friday the 23rd. Bung-ee; tell yer da.
RONSTAR. I found a place here that can get us hotel and flight for about 4-800 bucks so i need to talk to you. i am at the pilot
Bungle, are you fake posting me? Friday September 30 @the Pilot. Rat, try to make it if you can break away from the twins.
I love it anal so what
I don't care what you say. Me and Sub are in love! Say what you want, but there is just no stopping me and Sub!
How did you know which exit I was referring to DÏK?
Curious suggestion Winger, but me and Sub left by a different exit.
That might be a better question for that fuckhead Dik.
WHAT HOLE IN THE WALL????????????????
Alex, are you referring to the tip or the hole in the wall?
CMan, its always a pleasure to go with people who eat $100 worth of food for $40. Meister, I think you and I should only pay $20 next year. Lee Anne Taylor, who runs the Red and Whithe club, called me yesterday and thanked us again for the little bonus she got and said it was totally unnecessary. A warning to all dads. Do not tell your kids about the Black Eyed Peas coming to Grey Cup. I made the mistake and consequently, we all might be going to the Zoo in Vancouver instead of The Crime Lab.
Thanks to Alex for another excellent feedbag opportunity at the R&W! Winger, good luck with the sobriety "thing."
Rev, give me a shout on my cell 512-7827.
Today is the first time in 17 days I have awoke with a clear head after the night before. Guess that 1 day streak will end tomorrow! Come on Stampeders!
Alex, I just talked to Winger. He asked me to post to see if you can swing one more seat at the Red and White; total 11. I am jetting in from the mile high city.
The ten window seats at Labour day are confirmed. I was warned though. Sucking on two flight attendants toes at the Red and Whithe Club will not be tolerated this year.
Yes, Sub gets an Annie call from the Tom Petty concert! Damn good show by the way. She has me bringing home a gift for you. Isn't that cute!
Dik, did I see you getting rescued from a rooftop in New Orleans? I thought you lived in Denver? When did you go for the hillbilly look? Fish, about the best I can find is a 100€ a night. Email me when you wake up.
Nice Rev. Hey Dik, got Anne's message. I was gone for lunch. Looks like I won't be home til late Saturday at the earliest. Man, I was so looking forward to giving up my Friday night to pick you up at the airport too. I can just imagine how jealous winger would of been.
Zamboni, book me in for Friday September 30 for a one night stay. I prefer the "Laura" room if it is available, but am willing to stay in Tom's Crowsnest if you have room. Bungle, I am ready for that back massage you keep promising. Ratboy, do you have any fetish requests from Germany? Fish, leave the hotel to a guy who knows how to travel Europe cheap. If I can find an 80 euro per night hotel in Paris I can find something in FrankFart. Man, I wish we were leaving tomorrow.
Al. I have booked the flight to Frankfurt. Am still searching for rooms. They wont be cheap from what I've seen so far.
Hey Dik, try to keep up. It stands for rich fish, which is something you'll never be. Anyway, Dik, see you at the stag. Oops, sorry Dik, I keep forgetting, you weren't invited. Enjoy Sally beaking at you in Ireland to quit drinking so much.
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When I grow up. I want to be like JTF. England, lock up your daughters and hide your wives. JTF is coming to town.
Big Al, do you really want a rigpig who can't even spell his own name staying at the Pilot? I guess the plus side is he'll make the regulars look smart. "I wanna be an American Idiot!".
Brown, Ronstar, Fish, Stag byatch, check your email and get back to me.
Hey big gay Al Zamboni. Looks like me and pops will be flying into jolly old England on Sept 8. I don't know if wings mentioned it but we were wondering, since we are NOT yanks, if there was any available room at the pilot Hilton?
Dik, Al told me to tell you that there is no fucking way in hell that you american idiots are allowed at the pilot next month. He did say that you could stay in the rat hole in the basement if Sally performed tricks for the locals.
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/story/RTGAM.20050830.wxgay0830/BNStory/National/ Bungle, another reason to move to Canada.
Those are some fine lookin' swings. I say that as there is an element of all three of those in my own. Speaking of which, does anyone have golf booked for the Labor Day long?
Go to the golf school of JB/Meister/Flinty here: http://www.kmproductions.ca/webcast/swing.wmv
Zamboni, I sent you an e-mail with my "details".
winger - please no more texts about anal insertion with bungee
Big Al, looking forward to Round 4 at the Pilot in less than a months time. Cheers.
Hi all you guys, how you doin'. I've been reading the "travel brochure" that the Winger has been broadcasting, you'd think nobody had ever been to Rome, me jeolous, not a bit of it, I'm seething! I am getting some satisfaction from the fact that after the Trevi Gardens and the Colliseum et al he will have the absolute impressiveness of Gravesnd's Clocktower and our Fort Gardens. Tough act to follow eh! Nothing detrimental to say abot you Dik, (am I the only one!). If you're reading this Winston, please send me your postal address and latest e-mail addy. See you all soon
See you dickheads at 2:20. Bring your game
Winger, make sure to get Alex another Versace shirt for our trip to the crime lab, make sure it is reversible. He might like some reversible pants too.
I love rating wines by its price. At 50 Euros, this should be a great bottle. Winger, if you come across a kids "VERSACE" store, pick up something for Haiden and I will pay you when you get here. That is if Kelly hasn't shopped you to bankruptcy yet. No more than a 1000 Euros please. What happens to an Italian when he runs into a wall with a hard on????????? He breaks his nose.
Alex, I picked up a very nice bottle of Barrolo (2000) for our next Prime Rib fest today at a winery place. At 50 Euros a bottle it better be good! We are going to lay into a couple of bottles right now as we start supper.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/other_sports/ice_hockey/default.stm What's a former NHL star with a drinking problem to do? Well, he could play in Northern Ireland, where drinking isn't a problem. What could possibly go wrong?
R6, call me ASAP (862-9273) and you will likely be back in the Fantasy Football Pool. Steve needs to know right away. The draft is this Saturday @ 3:00 in Bearspaw.
Yes Dik I will keep a eye out for your parental units. Then I can tell them what a f'in RETARD you are.
Winger, keep and eye out for John and Maureen. The 'rents are in Rome right now as well. Mo did mention something about an almighty fart in the Sistine Chapel.
Winterlike conditions in Calgary, Snow in Banff(its august). Traffic and road rage at an all time high. People getting runover and killed while changing a tire. Talk from the east about nationalizing our energy program again
We have spent the last 2 days in Rome and it's even more incredible that I imagined. We spent the entire day on Monday just touring St Peters and the Vatican. Even then it wasn't enough time. I would love to be the guy whos job it is to go "Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" every 30 seconds in the Sistine Chapel. Yesterday we spent a couple of hours at the Colosseum and then continued on through Palatine hill and then the Forum. Then we saw the Pantheon, Piazza Navona, Spanish Steps and finally tired out at the Trevi Fountain. Food and wine have been amazing as well, which all of you who have been to Italy already know. Today is a lazy day at the lake which we overlook, Lake Braccianno and walking around the little village near us called Trevignano Romano. As for the earthquake, we haven't heard a thing about it! We get the euro CNN and haven't heard anything on there either. Lucky I guess! Happy belated Gramps.
Happy Birthday Gramps. When are you going out with the boys so that we can buy you a few drinks? Winger, let us know how Italy is treating you.
730 days until Gramps turns 40. Try to enjoy them Birthday Boy. Winger, how are the Italian feet treating you?
I got a text from Winger. He just finished crawling out of the rubble that's left of the Vatican. He says it wasn't his fart.
http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/4796122?GT1=6773 I was at this game on Saturday night; heat certainly wasn't a factor, it was downright chilly.
Sub, I just called Jimmy and paid for my pool. Team number is #20 and team name is the usual. Thanks for picking it up. Jimmy's email says we get a set of 4 Molson glasses as well. Ask the Henschman if I can trade mine for 2 Labatts glasses.
No need to fear Romans. It was not an earthquake. It was a winger ripper that hit the rictor scales. Winger, where are the phone pics of the lesbos?
Hey Dik and Dickhead. I will be going through Deadmonton sometime in the next couple of weeks. Let me know if you are in for the football pool so I can pick up the booklets.
As for the last comment, I didn't mean you R6.
Interesting travel day yesterday. Our plane was late from LHR to Munich yesterday so I only had about 5 mins to enjoy the incredible LH Sen lounge in Munich, so I pulled a Woodsman slamming 4 pints of Lowenbrau in 5 mins! Then we get to the gate, checkin and head out on the bus to our plane and 2 lesbos start going at it on the bus! Then when we arrive in Rome they start going at it again while waiting for our luggage! Needless to say the maids are going to have a tough time cleaning our room up this morning at the Rome Hilton. And as for you you little midget bitch, Fuck you!
Have fun in Italy Winger.
Wings, attending chilli cook off September 10th. Need burning-ring-of-fire recipe. Perhaps after an afternoon wank at your villa, you could send me some inspiration. I just finished reading that "Big Al Inexperienced Chilli Taster" email from from ages ago and laughed my ass off.
Alex you may need to revise that list as some of those items have been liberated from Wingers already, please delete Bobby Orr collectable and Ford Explorer, please add oil painting of tree and 1997 Blazer to the list.
For Sale; Ford Explorer,Sony LCD TV,Cheap computer,Webber BBQ and smoker,a British constable cap,Bobby Orr collectable,Redskin helmut signed by 3 queers,kitchen tv, brand new hometheatre couches, and tons of sex toys.
Rev, in case you haven't heard Mussolini is now selling slurpee's in Kalamazoo. I don't know about these Germans, the Lufthansa lounge here at LHR is one of the ugliest shitholes I have ever seen. And Harold was laughing at the Brits decorating. I love pirating the wireless from the Iberia lounge next door though. Yesssssssssss!
Does this mean Dik and JTF are breaking up? Boo hoo. Wings, have a great trip and give my best to Musollini.
Dik. I'm not the fucking moron that keeps inviting his "girlfriends" overseas before he has even banged them yet. You fucking idiot. Apparently you didn't learn your lesson with your previous super cougar. We have talked about going for years but you haven't realized that travelling with women is a recipe for disaster. Yeah, I would love the be hanging with Dik and Sally in Ireland. Sign me up. Don't pass your fuckups on to me.
I am off to Italy tonight Ron*, I will give you a report on the Med and the dirty girls through the week! We will be heading to a place called Fregene next week right on the Med about 20 mins from our Villa which is supposed to be very dirty, if you know what I mean.
Ronstar, why leave the Adult playground of A-Dam? Although Denmark and Sweden have very nice ladies too.
Ron, I hear Spain is nice in the fall. http://www.ccn-naturisme.org/
I hear Reykjavik is lovely that time of year.
There's a very nice beach in Gravesend. After you get out of the water, turn right and then head into pub.
Dik, them sounds like fighting words. I'm anxiously awaiting Sub's response. Winger (or anyone else for that matter), any thoughts on a good place to go after Amsterdam where there will be some women and possibly some warmer weather and maybe a beach or two?
Typical Sub. Original travel dates adjusted per his request to meet up in Ireland after the stag. Now he's going to Ireland before the stag, which were our original travel dates. Words of advice that I've come to learn over the years: NEVER, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, RELY ON THE SUB FOR ANYTHING, EVER.
Sub, take my advice, stay away from that shithole called Northern Ireland. Head to Dublin, turn right and then walk into pub. After that head to cork, turn right and then head into pub. Then hit Killarney, turn right and then head into pub. Straight on to Limerick, turn right and then head into pub. Don't forget Galway, turn right and then head into pub. If you want me to supply an itinerary for the rest of your Euro adventure, let me know.
Yes Dik I'm sorry to say the 14 year streak to friday night games in Deadmonton will probably come to an end this year. I will probably be flying out on the 7th or 8th of Sept for Ireland. You should let me know of things to do and places to go over there. I probably won't run into you or your hand puppet while your there. Ron* and I will probably head to some dirty singles resort in Spain or somewhere after the stag for a week after then I don't know if I will stay in Europe or come home. Give me a call. I'm still working nights so you can get a hold of me after 4 pm.
Sub, the official site. http://www.royalportrush.com/ Check out the size of the bunker on 17!
Sub, I plan to be in for Labour Day. Speaking of which, Winger (aka Mr Stamps Ticketmaster) are you able to furnish me with a ducat? Will not be doing the Enima road trip this year; burning lots of vacation for the Eng/Scot/Ire-land trip. We will in Ireland from Sept 27 or 28 until October 9. I've already got the member-discount round at Royal Portrush in the works, host of the 1951 Open Championship.
jtf, please join us in Ireland as soon as we arrive. I need some action, dik just isn't cutting it.
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Nope. Not me Rev. We're in for Saturday. A little golf...a few beverages and a few shanked 3 woods.
Dik. Are you coming in for labor day? Let me know. Also with your irish schedule so I can make some plans.
It's a pod, not a cubicle DUH. I didn't have one at PC, I was sort of jammed into a corner next to a cubicle, about 36 square feet for me and my gut. Gumshoe, I'd say that's a Gramps post, pseudonym and lame.
Anyone want to join a Fantasy Football league this year? Meister and I are already in it and Ricky Six will also likely be in if we can find another guy (Ricky, we need an even number to avoid teams having bye-weeks). So if anyone is interested or if you know of anyone who wants in, let me know. It costs a little over $100 (that includes some pre-paid trades) and the draft is on Saturday, August 27.
Who wants to play golf on Saturday? I'm booking tee times tomorrow AM. All hackers welcome.
I love the nancies on this page who don't post their "funny comments" as their own.
Lets hear it for Rev moving from one cubicle to another.
Final hours with the IT pimps, hello freedom. Booking my Munich ticket tonight, I love beer.
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ANYONE is better than Witless. Here's proof: (Sound of gun) "Great start for Lewis. He's really gaining speed now. Johnson now in lane 4. Johnson is catching him. JOHNSON IS GOING TO PASS HIM. Johnson crosses the line. Goooooold medal!" I ought to apply for Harry Neil's gig too.
Grampo, I think you could be the new Don Witless, GO FOR IT!
I love it when just days before they lockout the staff - the mother corp calls Grampo wondering if I can do some relief work. yyyyeeesssssssss. No worries union lovers. Gramps declined
If you're surfing with one hand and tugging with the other, who's driving?
I am loving driving down Deerfoot and posting from my laptop using my new Sierra wireless card from Rogers. Porn anywhere!
The boys from Hanna are in for Nick's.
How does Nicks pizza sound for the tailgate tomorrow? I should be at the parking lot about 5:30 at the latest. Let me know if you are in or out for grub. We can just take a collection at the game.
Dik. Give me a shout after 3 pm.
Cman, I don't have anything right now but will let you know if that changes.
Winger are there any extra seats for Friday night's Stamps game? I am bringing my daughter and she has requested one for her dude.
Congrats Rev on the new job. I will expect a cold bevy my way in celebration soon.
Moving to Shell Chemicals next week. For those of you who won't cross the telus picket line, here is a good site. http://www.i-resign.com/uk/home/
A suggestion for the next trip to blighty. http://www.monopolypubcrawl.org.uk/
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What a rager yesterday was! Then we finish the night up celebrating the Woodsmans birthday impressing all of his neighbours with finger in ass storys. Yesssssssssss!
Thanks to Winger for the excellent "rub and tug" pork. My ass will never be the same!! Great afternoon for watching football! Hopefully next Friday will be the same! The H-Town crew will be in earlier for the tailgating festivities!!
Rev, I'll be there in my bright red Stamps jersey, but I've noticed that it chaffes, so I might be scatching myself the entire game. By the way, the purse is not green. It's brown "pleather" with green accents.
What time are the Stamps fans congregating for the tailgate this afternoon? I highly doubt "The big man" will be wearing Rider Pride!
http://slam.canoe.ca/Slam/Football/CFL/Edmonton/2005/08/05/1160665-sun.html Len, are you brining your green purse this week? Riders looking solid again yesterday!! See ya at the tailgate.
Fox News may suck but FX has 2 new good shows. "Starved" was written for the Winger, absolutely hilarious. "It never rains in Philadelphia" is pretty funny too. Check them out if you are lucky enough to have DTV. The guy in Starved looks like Flinty, a total bonus.
Nice one, Winger.
Spending Friday and Saturday in style at The International...http://www.golfintl.com/site/tickets/golfwatch.html Go Weirsy.
just got back from Montreal and noticed that all of our wealth that is being given to the east is keeping the construction business out there booming. As I was stuck in traffic most times there. I made sure I let everyone know that these roads were being paid for by Alberta. don't you love your money paying for a frenchmen's Labatt 50
Too bad I 3 putted
I was loving Gramps driving the 310 yd 13th green at Radium on Sunday. The people standing on the green were also impressed!
Yeah Dik leave them there we'll enjoy the place while your gone. hehe
I love getting a flight from Belfast City to Heathrow on October 9th for £5.00!
Dik, just leave the apartment keys with your neighbour. I will pick them up there.
Dik, the main game I wanted to see (Oakland) is on Christmas Eve so I guess I won't be coming down to see them. If I do come down I'll probably pick a less popular team so it shouldn't be too hard to get a couple of tickets together, even if we have to pay a little extra. If I do come down it probably wouldn't be until early November.
Attention Rev and Ronstar (or any other NFL fans interested in a trip to Denver): Single game tickets for The Donkeys go on sale Friday at 11:00am. Let me know by Friday morning if either of you clowns are planning a trip down to Mile High this year to see your beloved Mules in action. No guarentee of tickets together, but I will give it a shot on Ticketslavemaster. Winger, unfortunately, I won't be in town for the Deadskins appearance at Mile High on October 9th...flying back from N. Ireland that day.
We only got things going for The Winger because getting on the news in a negative light would be contrary to what we have told our scab staff - who believe everything we tell them.
So after a phone call welcoming Telus to have a representative at my new office while Global news did a interview, things started to happen. Go figure.
Good old fucking Telus. W is full of fucking shit. I have spent 4 hrs on the phone today with fucking idiots who have decided since there are no staff they are not doing installs, so any business currently moving right now will have no phone or internet service. Period. They simply do not care when threatened with pulling all services. I was told that plainly. I hope Telus goes fucking broke and all of their employees die of a painful syphilus death, or be captured by Iraqi insurgents and tortured for months before having their heads paraded on TV. The amount of lies and dumbass excuses I have heard today is amazing. So much for business as usual as they like to claim on TV and their website.
Since we are approaching the long weekend and the weather should be very nice this Friday afternoon, I just thought I would float the idea of some Friday afternoon drinks on a patio somewhere like Ceili's. The talent on the roof top patio is usually something to behold so if any of you southern dwellers can tear yourself away from the Kilt for a few hours it may be worth it. I would even settle for the patio at the Rose and Crown (although the talent won't be nearly as nice). What say you all? The summer is half over, it's time to get the boys together for a few drinks on the patio.
Union taking a shit kicking in Calgary? Nooooo.
Nothing like showing the Union who's boss, they were outnumbered 10:1. Share price up 3% this am. In the first 4 days of the "dispute" I've done 30 mins of "union" work - there's so many people crossing the line, it's back to my normal job.
Hey W, was that you I saw at the "support Telus" rally on the news last night? Talk about a staged event.
I talked with the contractor this morning and they said they phoned and have been assured everything would be a go. Tomorrow will tell!
Wings just looked up your move and I can't tell if it's going to get done. Call the contractor you hired.
First Telus.... now CBC. Hmmmmm Ain't no Hockey Night in Canada after all.
Hey Winga - made it back from the lake. P. Skinner, Jr. Cman, and I are coming in for sure. We expect to be there between 5:00 and 6:00. Grease the parking guy to hold the pass!
I haven't heard from Cman or Principal Skinner, but I'll be there just so you guys can practice your slagging on us Roughie fans.
Who's got an xtra tix for the game, W's got no scab activities planned.
Winger, count me in. GO STAMPS!
Is everyone around for the tailgate tomorrow?
Rev send me an e-mail.
W, do you get coveralls and steel toed boots for your scab labour activities?
Just call me Scab!
Hey Gramps, you should just ram an entire pack of tums right up your ass! That would make for great internet viewing pleasure.
What a nasssssttttty running dump that was. Need tums
GWB won't bomb mecca, the Saudis wouldn't let him. Only 2 months till Gordo Stagger, bring on the cheap flights.
If monty is fat, what does that make the Meister?
I need a trip to blighty, sterling at unheard of lows - 2.12, cheap Millah at the Pilot. Now here's a guy who's got the right idea, http://www.cnn.com/2005/POLITICS/07/18/congressman.muslims.ap/index.html?section=cnn_latest
I still cannot close the deal.
I loving drinking Margs at 9 am watching Tiger kick ass.
Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof.
Thanks Dik, by the way the sun is also going down tonight.
Best line from tonights episode of 6 Feet Under - Girl 1 "Where in the hell is Saskatchewan?" Girl 2 "Near Calgary I think"
Gramps will be indeed going commando EEERRRR will be showing up in duds. The wife is breaking out the "rack" shirt tomorrow too. yyyeessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Is Commander Gramps in for the Cowboys swailer tomorrow? 11am sharp to all interested.
Thanks for the report Bungle. Much like WWII, if you require some assistance from the Canadians - I know of several well oiled soldiers who fight for pints and bangers. Call Sgt. Winger to mobilize the swailers EEEERRRR troops.
I've been working up by Canary Wharf today, east london. Everything has been surprisingly well handled and there's no panic. Although working near such a popular target wasn't all that settling. THere's was an incident there, as yet reported by any media. A guy got caught in the act, and was shot dead without any explosion in the main forecourt of the wharf. I hjad a friend working over that way and he couldn't get in cause they bloked it all off. Army presence was also seen in the centre of London. In typical english tradition, walking wounded were treated to free cups of tea and sandwiches in the nieghbouring shops and hotels while they being treated ! !
Gramps hold off on that Irish thing for a couple of day's, I've got to collect $140 beans from Dik on Saturday night. By the way Dik did you get the name and elementary school of the kid that broke your ankle at floor hockey?
Kill the Irish too
I spoke with Al at about 7 this morning, Tom and Laura are ok. Laura works just outside the Aldgate station and was not allowed to leave her building. Maybe if one of them is reading here they can post about the madness going on.
Get rid of the Saudi monarchy. Hope our friends in the UK are doing allright.
Kill em all.
Wait, I got that wrong. I love Par-E in the fall when all the men are out walking their poodles. England... hmpfff. All the do is drink and sing! Sweet. Nice. Gay.
Not being a violent person, why do I feel the sudden urge to punch dik in the head?
Are you sure it's sour cream, Whingebag?
I've got sour cream on my pants.
Hey Big Al, consider this note my booking at the Pilot for summer 2012! I got a little chill when I heard the announcement on the radio this morning; especially since "gay-Paris" was "considered" the front-runner. Sweet. Nice.
Nice to see Blame Canada Bloomberg was chumped too. Can't wait for the Donny Yue feast on Saturday, what is the destination between service and partay?
I am loving London kicking the french bastards asses for the 2012 Olympics!!! Those pussys would still be speaking German and eating schnitzel if it wasn't for us. I guess I know where my summer vacation will be in 7 years.
Hey JB... nice to see you finally saw it. Look back to Rev's post on June 27th.
Check this out. http://www.zoomcom.ca/beerleague/ I am watching it and realize it is ZOOM.
Rev, can you give me Jaime's number or have her call me. Her jewellery is ready.
I was hoping someone would like my Ode to Dik. Today I am at work. Besides getting ready for yet another dry spot in your sex life, what are you up to W?
Dik..... opps Rev, thanks for the trip report. RETARD.
Anybody want to buy six season tickets for the stampeders. It comes with 10 "BURRIS" jerseys.
Pretty good game at Dodger Stadium, which is a dump. I made it onto the Jumbotron, Milton Bradley t shirt and all. Jaime was loving the scoreboard claiming that Craig Counsell is leading the NL in "double baggers", bad stat in her mind.
Thanks to Winger for getting the tailgating season off to a great start - at least in a culinary way! And a special thanks to Ron* for "introducing" Shelley to Stampeder hospitality!
Enjoy the game tonight, lads! I will be viewing my second state-side Stamps game on Altitude Sports Network, live and in color! (First state-side Stamps game was that debacle of a road trip to see the Stamps and Argo-nots in Portland, OR, many moons ago...I was loving "half-in-a-coma-after-too-much-sun-on-the-melon-Rev") A fridge full of beer awaits!
Heading to Hollywood for some hookers and Gin. Have a good Canada Day all, especially Zamboni.
Winger - what is going on this pm prior to kick-off?
Cruising LA in my convertible Sebring, only Gramps compares the to the knifing skills of a local. Circled Dodger Stadium 3 times looking for a way in and a way out. Ronstar, do yourself a favour and take 2 people with real names to First Friday, Rev and Jaime.
Ron*, me and "Sally" will be hitting Cowboys on the first Friday. We plan to be there early, around 1-ish. Perhaps we will see you there.
Have a good long weekend boys. Golf is calling....
Hey ron*. If I'm still in town tomorrow I can get us in to the game. Give me a shout.
I just received my Cowboy's VIP Platinum card and Chute Pass for this year's Stampede from my client. These cards give me and 3 guests access to Cowboys, Coyotes and Tantra for all 12 days of Stampede. The Chute pass gives me access to all concerts at Coyotes and Tantra and most of the concerts at Cowboys. First come, first serve. Better start being nice to me now.
Well.... apparently my boys can swim! I have managed to knock Mrs. W up again. W Jr. II will be arriving sometime around Xmas.
Well.... apparently my boys can swim! I have managed to knock Mrs. W up again. W Jr. II will be arriving sometime around Xmas.
Ron*, Section Q row 32
Winger, any news on where your new seats are? If not, don't really worry about it. I'll probably just pick up tickets from a scalper when I get there. Hey Dik, you can finally come back to Canada. They just legaglized gay marriages. No more closet for you. Does Sally know yet? What am I thinking, of course she would know "bi" now.
Finance 101: Is it possible to buy a GIC with a credit card?
Thought is was Hook, but its actually Viacom....
Wings, Rev, Gramps... anyone... who is the major competitor for Patteson signs in Calgary?
Ronstar, I was going to look last night where our new seats are but of course didn't. I will tonight.
Hey Wings, the flu? What the f%#^ How was the ring of fire from shitting everything out? On a side note... the Don Yue stag musta been out of this world.... not a peep.
Hey Ronstar, how 'bout purchasing season tickets like the rest of the boyz and supporting the home town team? I was a season ticket holder until this year...and I live in Denver. Side note: Stamps game is on Kroenke's Altitude network on Friday night. Sweet! Nice! Beat those fags from the armpit of Canada.
Ok GEEKS, how do I get a gmail account?
http://www.zoomcom.ca/beerleague/ Woodsy would be a natural for this show.
Anyone have two extra tickets for this Friday's game? If not, Winger can you let me know where your seats are so that I can get something nearby. Thanks. According to the Meister, I understand that you guys are tailgating.
Winger checking in at about 70%, last Thursday night I should have been put down to save me from the weekend of ice cold sweats from hell. How was Don's night out Saturday?
I'd like to report that the Safeway box of sirlon beef burgers are indeed - fine dining. I recommend them. Very tasty. However, I can also report that approx. an hour later - the gas is so bad you must leave the entire floor of the house to escape.
Murray imposter get lost.
I'm back!!!!! Pulling wires with Tony is working out well. Even though we share a room most times and talk about chicks, we occassionally have been successful with the Sudanise gals. who wants to come down and help me drain my basement?
Has Dik FINALLY figured it out, that you have to be cool (like Grampo) with the fake posts and not cry like a little baby, I doubt it. PS. Meister says "Sally" is a he.
I love fake post day at Wingland!
I think you have it mixed up there dik.
Ya right! Meister won't be getting a call, that would mean Gramps would have to get his wallet out.
I need AC baaaddddddddd
Gordie, it must be destiny. It just so happens that the 8 carat and two matching earrings and 20 one carat diamonds across your teeth is equivelent to all my mortages. Sounds like a perfect trade. The pimps will be worshipping you when they see 20 carats across your teeth. Zamboni, the diamonds for anyone in Englands teeth will be much cheaper for they must be much more yellow to match the teeth.
Can't wait for this one! Chris Moyles and Scott Mills on this side of the pond. Scott Mills is one of the funniest around.
Alex can I get some matching earrings of the same quality? The Duce won't put up with just a ring you know. I will also need a few diamond encrusted front teeth for myself in the near future. I want people know how much of a winner I am whenever I smile. Whadaya say?
For sale 8.11cts VS1-E round brilliant. $250,000US.Please pass this information on to your wives.
I love waking up to 30 spam posts. I added the spam box again, lets see what happens. On a side note, I am going to start a new feature where I add how people found Wingland through the many search engine hits we are getting to our little corner of cyberspace. Today we have 2 yahoo hits, 1 from Plano Texas and the other from Michigan, both searching for pokeher dot com. And then someone from a Loreal IP address in France (search result #22, page3).
Good beer, Good Eats, and, Great friends! All you guys with young children make me feel old! I am the only one who brings teenagers to the party! Thanks Rev and J-Me for the great evening! Sorry I didn't make it back later.
Rev and Jaime, Thank-you for giving us the opportunity to get drunk and hold babies. You Yuppies put on a great feast. Jake is one cute kid. I can't wait to go to the bars with him and pick up women.
There is nothing better than a good kitchen party. Good to see everyone and many thanks to Jaime and Rev for the eats and beer! YYYEEESSSSSSS! We need an a few more keggers before the summer is out.
Helluva kegger you through for Jake Rev. I love when all of the drinking heavyweights have to take a brake from booze and drink water after drinking Jaime's margaritas!
Winger, the meat was spared. Just getting ready to rub it.
Did you eat the prime rib last night also Rev?
MMMmmmmm beer is good.
NOW ON SALE. CIALIS FOR 50% OFF. FISH GETS EXTRA 10 PACK.
I think the verification should be 'dik'.
Gramps, I have to miss the "Meet Jake" shaker this weekend as I am in Victoria on our firm retreat. Sorry about that, I was hoping to see the little guy. I'll have to catch up with you later. Say hi to Kate for me. Actually, I'm really just posting this to see if Winger has "spammed me" off the page (I suspect Dik is a forgone conclusion).
Some of you may have noticed that the page has been receiving tons of spam postings lately, I have been deleting them as I see them. I am not sure if it is going to work but I have added a Verification box where you have to enter 1 before it will let you post. Hopefully this eliminates the bots sending this crap. If the bots are bypassing this page though the verification won't matter but lets see how this test works.
Cman, same venue, beer to be determined. Also, some people have been asking if it is still happening if it rains, and the event is on rain or shine.
Hey Rev, does the change posted below mean that we have a change of venue? Or same venue only change of beer?
Crazy turn of events. Brian Smith has left Wild Rose and is the new Brewmaster at Wildwood. Perhaps a Wildwood Raspberry will be the beverage of choice this Saturday.
Now that I am a free man I can't wait to get drunk and hold small children at Rev's party this Saturday!
Alex, see if you can gold plate some of these and sell them to the Stamps. http://www.coreninc.com
Loving the fake Gramps posts. But, if I was writing them myself... it'd be close.
Once again, check out your own homestead. Only hitched a year, and already shopping for a new tractor. Trouble down on the farm, is there?
Dik the formula for success is very, very simple: 1. Tell her how successful The King is, 2. Tell what a retard you are, and 3. Bring out the lines = Instant Success.
Gramps, I suggest you make sure your own house is in order first.
Well if Sally really does exist and comes to Calgary I guarantee I'll be mowing her grass by the end of the weekend.
You guys are so silly. Dik never eats me out so I know that last post was a joke! He thinks its dirty. I can't wait to meet diks silly calgary friends.
I went to this new bar last night called the Unicorn Rainbow. I met this hot girl with a really big adams apple. She took me home and I sucked on her big 8 inch clitoris. What a night! I love this town. A side note, women do ejaculate too!
I too would like a Vancouver Canucks Cam Neely ring.
http://www.cbc.ca/story/sports/national/2005/06/08/Sports/neely050608.html Neely in the Hall, get that ring ready Alex.
Woodsman, change my order to a full set instead of justs the woods. Make sure the clubs are custom done to my 5'11" height. Call me if you have any questions 717-3753.
Ya Cman, that's what you want...a little high-strung spaz like Ron* with small man syndrome chasing all the beyatches away. Hell, why not invite along R6 as well.
Thanks, Ronstar for that cheery thought on turning 40. Once school is out, I should have a little more free time for chasing cougars....wait, I am older than most cougars!
Happy Birthday Cman. Don't think of your life as half over, think of it as a new beginning (in more ways than one). You and I have to get together (maybe with the Fish, Henschman and some other single guys - but not Dik) and go trolling for women one of these Fridays. Just tell the women that everybody calls you "Mr. 40" and tell them that their not talking about your age.
Further to the last post - Winger, just conferred with the H-town Crew and P. Skinner is out, but Big Len and the Jr CMan and myself are coming in. Rev, we may be able to pick you up if Winger can drop tickets and PARKING PASS at your house
Thanks for the B-Day wishes, fellas! As far as I know, the H-town Crew is coming in to see the Stamps.
Definitely the wettest riding conditions of all time. Nothing like having 4 showers a day. If anyone is actually going to the game can I hitch a ride on their schooner? Email me if you are a kind hearted captain.
Happy belated Bday Cman! On a side note, if the monsoon keeps up like it is right now and has been the last few days, I definitely won't be going to the game tonight. Let me know if you are still coming in to sit in the downpour and we can arrange for you to pick up your tickets.
Holy fuck Cman, that's unfucking believable! Now, who is this imposter calling himself Gramps?
Happy B-Day Cman! I had no idea you were 40. Man, that's a major TSN turning point in the life huh? Perhaps we should have got some peelers.
Thanks, DiK! As my sister told me, I am half way to dead.
40 Cman? Jaysus yer an old geeza! Best wishes.
Thanks to Rev for the 40th B-day beers yesterday at O.J.'s and a chance to "look at some broads."
Alas, my secret identity is revealed!
Look down to post #5 on that same link. There must be something Cman and Rev aren't telling us.
Cman, who knew/ http://www.cfus.net/vb/showthread.php?t=6089
You know your getting old when everbody boards the Mackenzie Express before midnight. What a bunch of geezers. Great food and Winger makes another Gravesend buddy, just another reason to make a Chunnel from here to Kent. Don't worry Gramps, I tried to make my move but Jake gave me the smack down.
I love it when Rev and my wife watch that movie "Kinsey" together. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Maybe I shouldn't have passed out.
Gramps, the rasberry has been even better coming out this morning! Can't wait for some Jalfrezi action tonight.
That's f%$$#'ing it. I'm opening a Kilt in Cochrane EEEERRRR Springbank EEEEERRRR Valley Ridge. I'm f%$$#@ dying man.
I will be @ the Kilt in about 40 mins Rev. Warming up for tomorrow!
Anything going on tonight? Me being a bachelor and all this weekend?
Moti Mahal booked for 5 on Sat @ 7pm.
That is not true, I didn't do that.
jtf I looked into our account issues..... apparently your mailbox is full of e-mails from a guy named Dik Flack who keeps sending you naked pictures of himself.
Rev, just had some chick from telass suck up to me for their mistake, so should be just the normal shitty service again. Isn't the place you lads (I may be a late addition) are going to the place that gave me the psycho dreams after eating there last time?
Fish, they did the same thing to me once. I am quite happy with my new provider Shaw. It was truly a great day when I cancelled all my Telass services.
Rev. Those idiots at telus have cancelled my e-mail for no reason. Fucking knobs. The idiotstick on the other end wont give me a explanation. I am trying to rectify the situation as we speak.
Gold chains and chest hair? I believe you have me confused with one Mr. Flinty.
Nobody does bling like my Dik, nobody. He is so sexy with the eagles hanging from the gold chains in his sexy chest hair. Grrrrrrrrrrr!
Alex give the Brotha's a call at Mr.Bling, there's a bizznas opportunity there. Nothing says Bling like some extra bling.
Check out M.Vair's new grill. http://www.mrbling.com/
Fish, your email address is not working. Fix it you loser!
Gramps, we (so far Me, Rev, Wings and the Cuddler) will be starting out on Sat. night-7 bells at Moti Mahal on 14th&17th. If there are any other whipped bitches out there who want in, POST HERE: I will make the reservation on Friday morning.
I will be in attendance at Rev's party. The 'Why' caught my eye immediately! Will there be Jesus Juice?
JB or Brown, the Kraut will be calling you. Answer the phone or call him back. Here is the hotel he booked. He is saying 150 euros for per guy for 3 nights at this swanky joint. I'm pretty sure they'll love us there. http://kingshotels.de/index.htm
Jake Bzta meet and greet.... This is not a baby shower! Just a chance to meet the new dude on the block. Families are invited if you would like to bring your kids. We're doing a late afternoon BBQ Saturday June 18th - From 4pm in our back yard. We'll supply the beer and the beef. Let us know if you'll be coming so we know what size of Keg we need. Details: WHO: Jaime, Al, Paul, Kate, Jake the Snake Bzta and hopefully you and yours. WHAT: Roast beef, dawgs, burgers, Wild Rose beer, debauchery etc. WHEN: Saturday June 18 4pm - ?? when the keg is done WHERE: 2303 Richmond Road SW (the part of Richmond Road by the old Children's hospital) WHY: Get drunk and hold small children
Shaker down south? I'm in. Where and when?
Hey W - it is alright that things aren't going to work for this weekend, as I am busy anyway. It would definitely be more fun if we can get a few of us together out here for an overnight and two rounds of 18. The desert will wait for us.
Cman, looks like a weekend in Hanna is going to be postponed until later in the summer when it is hotter, dryer and there are more grasshoppers. Actually the real reason is that Flinty has "toe-jammed" out. Rumors of a shaker taking place "down-south" instead.
Well the Fish's Five (including Ron*) are back. What a weekend. Let's see if I can sum it up briefly. We (and I mean mostly Hensch and Fish)were up about $20,000, then down about $25,000, and then potentially up about $9,000,000 if Hensch can close the bedding deal with the VP of Wynn Hotels who he is speaking to later this week. We had steak and lobster every night including our $1,695.00 U.S. dinner the 4 of us had on Saturday (well, 2 $450 bottles of wine will do that to your tab - it was quite nice wine by the way, I would recommend it - Diamond Creek, volcanic ridge). Other than the fact that I don't think anyone hooked up it was one for the ages. Oh yes, and thank god for daily cash withdrawal limits on bank cards at ATM machines.
Big Al and Whingebag will like this one. http://www.funy.net/otherjokes203.htm
New Airport Security Guard Exam
Hey Sub...further to our conversation on the way to golf on Friday: http://www.canoe.ca/NewsStand/CalgarySun/News/2005/05/26/1056217-sun.html
Fish's four and Ronstar are ready to roll. Fish may try to hide in his room and lick his wounds, but we will pump him full of Redbull and coffee until he rides the craps tables once more. This Ozone you speak of sounds like JB's dream bar. He loves nibbling sausage in a dingy dive. YEEEESSSSS.
The Fish's Five (including Ronnie) are off to Vegas tonight. Just what I needed after Kimberley, another weekend of non-stop drinking. Well at least the bars down there should hopefully be a little better than the Ozone (what a fuckin' dive/sausage fest). And I also hope that the Fish isn't too hung over to come out in the morning like he was in Kimberley when he missed golf to sleep in the van (how come no one has hacked on him for this?). Viva Las Vegas!! See you boys next week.
Wingz - got your email and sent a reply. A trip to Grey Cup would be sweet, but not really in my budget for next year as I am going to Hawaii with Jr. CMan at Christmas.
Cman, I am still working on it. There is still hope! Did you get the email about Grey Cup?
Hey Winger - Looking forward to the first game! Did you have any luck in procuring another parking pass for us country cousins?
I have picked up the Stamps tix, the first game is June 7 at 7pm. Some good news this year, although there are a couple of rules for tailgating gone is the stupid amount of people per tailgate rule. Also you will be able to pay cash for beer without having to buy tickets!!!!! There will be an 'express' line for people who do buy beer tickets though. 2 weeks until the first game!
You can have him! http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/3640030
Bzta will appreciate this one. This song has been huge in England for a couple of months. Dirty Dirty Paris.
Great news for Woodchopper. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/4071657.stm
Hi guys, Recently returned from my arduous trek across the width of Canada, Ranulph Fiennes eat your heart out,I did it on my dick.. Jeez your country is FLAT! Shame the train never went thru Calgary, then maybe your Queen may have stayed there,and me! I read in the paper that you guys were complaining about spending £200,000 on new flags for her. A small price for your Monarch. ( I don't blame you). Hey Winger you might have noticed that she took our advice and stayed at The Fairmont, I told her she'd like it, I recommended the Rocket Salad. Rev I've been following the politics over there and am inclined to agree with you, the Poe faced Quebecois that they are
Hey Rev - you still have that extra bike at your place? I will have to stop in and get it out of your way. Are you in for some golf?
W - that sounds like a great idea. Belinda looks like she might take in the back door!
Winger... 43 degrees? Better cover that bare dome of yours. Just steal a sombrero from one of the landscapers.
Wings how about Belinda joins us for the weekend in Hanna, rounding out the foursome for a little MMMF action?
Rev, join the converts. It's about time Albertans said Fuck Ontario and Quebec. They have only been saying it to us for over a hundred years. http://www.separationalberta.com/
I am beginning to understand Canadian politics. The Liberals bring over Stronach and promise she can be the next corrupt leader of the party. Only one condition, she has to fuck Cadman. He plays her a little ditty on the banjo, bangs her, sends the tape to Mackay and helps keep the crooks in office. It's simple once you get it. Bring on Western Separation.
111 degrees this weekend http://www.weatheroffice.ec.gc.ca/forecast/city_e.html?kphx and a tee time at Las Sendas tomorrow morning. Yesssssssss!
Tell him to take Flinty and board a sinking canoe in the Fraser River.
Moblog moblog moblog. Have some tacos for me at Tia Rosa's dude.
Wings, if I'm ever on the Amazing Race, you will be my partner. Where are the Big Al updates from the train tour? Zamboni, are you out there still?
I won't be at the Denver lounge until next Monday morning from about 8:30 am till about 11 am. Wait around and we can hook up! On a side note, had the United experience from Hell last night. We arrived at LAX on time from our AC flight, get to the other terminal to checkin and the flight was cancelled to PHX. They claimed every hotel in LA and OC was sold out, and no other flights last night. To top it off, every flight to PHX was sold out until Friday. They told us we were sleeping in the airport with no promise of a flight tomorrow. You can imagine how I took this news, it ended up being a mob scene right out of the show airline around the gate agent. Anyways, I notice a flight that was leaving to Tucson at 10:10, and it was now 10pm. So I made them hold the flight while waiting for the rest to clear through customs, we get to Tucson about 11:45 and then rent a car and drive to Mesa. Oh well, we are here now. 100 degrees today and 110 all weekend, break out the lime margs. Yesssssssss!
Hey Wings, when are you flying through Denver?
Got my Han Solo duds on and heading to Chinook. Call me on my cel if you'd like to join me.
Winger and W - June 4th could work. I will check with the club house to see if there are tee times available. I may also have some family from Vancouver coming for a visit, so I will have to confirm that as well.
Hey Ron* is that what she said "oh well, nevermind"
Gents, I may be in for Vegas (I'm posting this news here as I know that everyone is quite interested in my comings and goings - which brings up this girl I was with on Saturday..., oh well, nevermind). I'll have to fly out early Friday morning and leave late afternoon on Sunday. If I get the flight I want I'll be in Vegas by 8:25 a.m. on Friday (long before you plugs are out of bed or have time to stash the previous night's Troll). Fish/Gordie, I'll call one of you once I confirm. Fish's Five (and Ronnie) lives!!!!
Gents, I may be in for Vegas (I'm posting this news here as I know that everyone is quite interested in my comings and goings - which brings up this girl I was with on Saturday..., oh well, nevermind). I'll have to fly out early Friday morning and leave late afternoon on Sunday. If I get the flight I want I'll be in Vegas by 8:25 a.m. on Friday (long before you plugs are out of bed or have time to stash the previous night's Troll). Fish/Gordie, I'll call one of you once I confirm. Fish's Five (and Ronnie) lives!!!!
Now that the team bike has crossed the floor we can find out about the Conservative hidden agenda. Please spill the beans about crazy Harper and his evil plans for all of us.
I am doing my annual spring mail-out of letter bombs and need current mailing addresses for the following: Ronstar, Meister, Cman, Alex and R6. Please send to email@example.com or post here if you can't work e-mail. Those who do not forward addresses will receive Drive-By shootings instead. Also, last chance for Vegas... Book now!
Cman, W and I are in high level meetings discussing the Hanna trip. We are thinking Saturday June 4, probably arrive about 9-9:30 am. I say we just golf the local course. Any thoughts?
Okay - we have one vote for Pheasant Back.
Send me a real email at firstname.lastname@example.org. First I fuck Peter, then I fuck the rest of Canada!! Let me know what you think.
Peter was a shitty lay anyway.
I would vouch for Pheasantback...I think Sub and R6 played it as well. Nice track, pretty cheap, and a damn tough test.
W - I did not have a specific Saturday in mind yet. I was wondering if there was any interest in a trip out. Presently, June looks pretty good here as there are openings on Saturdays not taken by tournaments. Perhaps we could squeeze into Pheasant Back (an hour north in Stettler) or maybe Drumheller - tough to get on there during the weekend, but only 45 min. from Hanna and should include a stop at Wayne for supper and beer after a round. I know there are some whiners that think driving two hours is about an hour and 45 minutes too far to go anywhere, but I make the run into Calgary frequently - it is not a bad drive.
Oops, my bad. the site should read www.tubgirl.com. My apologies.
Gents, as much as I have missed the debate, and Gramps may i wish you and Kate all the best, I believe I have found a site right up Dik and Gramps new alley. Give this a peak, and share the joy of beer tub girls! www.beertubgirls.com. Enjoy!
Cman what Saturday did you have in mind?
Are you Wingland types that are not going to Vegas interested in coming out this way for some cheap golf? It has been a few years since the last trip. Winger is due to shit himself at the Sports Lounge!
DÏK, you are selling your ass for cash and thats my fault?
If I play like I did on Saturday, yes Meister, I will be kicking the Sub's ass.
I love the all powerful site administrator changing the destination for links. This action from a guy who is always bitching that he wants "big brother" out of our lives. Talk about thought control! Hypocrite.
Nice link dink, what a fucking homo. We can certainly see why Ronstar wants far away from your ass.
Gents, I am likely out for the Fish's Five (and Ronnie) Tour. The notice was a little late and I have agreed to take on a court application for one of the other lawyers at my office. If things turn around I may try to come up Friday and leave Sunday but that is doubtfull. As for the rest of you plugs, I will see you this weekend at which time I will be delivering a serious ass kicking to you (except for Henchman for obvious reasons and Dik because I don't want to get anywhere near that ass - who know where it has been or what's been up there).
Dik nice to see you make less than $72.50 a week at QC Data, I would think you are overpaid at $40.00 a week, but what the fuck. Are you going to kick the Sub's ass again this weekend?
I'm quittin' my job. This is much more lucrative. http://www.frontrangegolfclub.com/money_leaders.htm
Getting wasted at the kilt on a Sunday and then going home and polishing off a 40 of tequila and then going back to the kilt seemed like a great idea at the time.....
Gold medal game at the Kilt tomorrow morning about 11. Who's in?
Eldrich only made 142 straight cuts. Fucking slacker.
I love how all you guys get ethical and debate all the decisions with the CRTC. And then you go home to your pirated sattleites at the end of the day. I am glad I declare all my income.
Gramps is out on Vegas cuz he has to watch some guy who pees without warning into the air. I had no idea that R6 was living out in Cock-ring now.
Sad to hear most can't make the trip. Ronstar you in? The original Fish's five less Wade are booked. Will you complete the new found Fish's five and Ron*?
Rev, I was commenting on the CRTC and the sad fact that they decide the rules for business in the Media/Telco/TV industry instead of the Canadian people (consumers).
Are you saying that competition drives innovation Winger? I think we are arguing the same point. Anyways, here is what I think if anyone cares to read, and I doubt they do. How come the two big telco's who haD a monopoly on the phone business were not early adopter's of VOIP? Because they didn't have enough cash? There is no one in the company with the technical aptitude? There was no vision in the CEO position? I think they were waiting for the CRTC to rule in their favour and come in late and stifle the competition. Regardless of your personal opinions of my communist attitudes this was actually a win for startup Voip providers and a big change from last year's ruling http://news.com.com/Canada+leans+toward+regulating+VoIP/2100-7352_3-5186851.html?tag=nl
Wow. A good debate. I's with Rev on this one. First, the CRTC is an irrelevent sinkhole. Period. It should be disbanded. The reason our foes at Telus and Bell wanted to throw the door open and keep VOIP under "data" and not "voice" is so they could jump in and offer it for free or next to free (W can you comment on this?) This most certainly would have killed Vonage, Primus and maybe Shaw's expensive service. Period. It would have been challenging for other new, smaller firms to enter the sector if the CRTC had not imposed price regulations on the incumbents. That said, I say let competition rule.
Red Rev LOVES regulations.
George Bush would never allow the CRTC to do this.
While I can see how most would see that ruling as good news, it is actually far from it. Everyone here knows what I think of Telus, and I am sure Belus is no better. But why in a capitalist society should business be held hostage by an organization such as the CRTC in this supposed democracy? Any business who wishes to enter the VOIP game should be able to do so at will, with no restrictions. This will allow greater advances in the technology and the best will survive. Which would be best for everyone. Its about time that business start to say FUCK YOU to the CRTC and start handling their business the way they think is best. Alas, then the eastern retards (and Rev) wouldn't be able to get their Road to Avonlea fix so they will keep voting Liberal inviting the Government to dig deeper and deeper into our everyday lives, and pockets.
I'm a happy Teleo (www.teleo.com) customer. Been using it for 3 months now. They give me a local Calgary number for free inbound calls and cheeeep LD outbound. Same as Skype - except I get a local #.
Wow, the CRTC makes a good decision for once. http://news.com.com/Canada+regulation-free+for+VoIP+startups/2100-1037_3-5705216.html
I am out for Vegas too, as I am hoping to hook up with Rev in Laos for a couple days and then sneak into China to challenge the Tsang Po river. Several attempts have been made to descend this "Everest" of rivers resulting in numerous deaths. Hopefully, the funding and crew from Discovery Channel will help me succeed. If none of this pans out, I will be golfing in Hanna.
Gordie, I'm also out. I have a guy who won't stop shitting his pants I have to watch. He sometimes pees without warning into the air.
Gordie, can't make it. I am travelling to the wilds of Laos to do research on the Laotion rock rat. Then it's off to Everest to challenge the Sherpas in a race to the summit. Stopping in Montreal on the way back to visit my favorite brothel and then a few quiet days of meditation in Regina.
Gordie, I also would love to join the Vegas shenanigans, however, over the Mem Day weekend, I'm off to Taos, NM for two days of rafting on the Rio Grande. The good snowpack last winter is producing class 4's and 5's...yikes!
Gordie, I would love to join you guys in Vegas but I am going to Phoenix next Wednesday until Monday. I can't wait to here the storys!
Another safe day on the streets of LA. Lunatic car thief driving 100+ mph on the freeway, in and out of traffic in a Buick Regal with a front tire on a rim. 2 minor accidents, wipes out a guard rail and takes off with about 8 cops pointing guns at him. Finally stops in an El Pollo Loco parking lot and pulls a gun only to be immediately gunned down by LAPD. Awesome stuff. Man I love my DirecTV.
Winty I'm out, off to Dallas for a wedding, yee haw!!
Oopps, forgot I'm playing Cricket on Friday, can meet up after if anyone is still going.
Anyone in for HH DT on Friday?
Time for another W's nite out, and thanks to Rev we can all drive home and beat the cops when we have to provide a sample. Sat. June 4th at Moti Mahal on 14th & 17th, then to the Mynt. 7 bells. In so far, W & Wings.
http://www.whizzinator.com/ Viking RB gets busted trying to take this thing on an airplane. Powdered urine is also found. WTF is powdered urine? The Vikes are like the northern Raiders, crappy, stupid and always in trouble.
Congrats to Kate and Paul. Wonderful baby, questionable middle name... On that note who wants to celebrate. This annual Fishes five and Ronstar weekend in Vegas is on... May 26th for 3 nights. Any takers? Winger, you in? JB? Who needs a little Vegas right about now?!
Looking at how ugly JB and gramps are. That baby cannot be a Bzta. Kate, tell us who the real father is.
Thanks for all your kind words and emails. Here's my man J.P. All is well. http://www.bundleofjoys.com/sites/bzta/index.php
Editorial Reviews Amazon.com If anyone tried to determine the most common rite of passage for preteen girls in North America, a girl's first reading of Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret would rank near the top of the list. Judy Blume and her character Margaret Simon were the first to say out loud (and in a book even) that it is normal for girls to wonder when they are ever going to fill out their training bras. Puberty is a curious and annoying time. Girls' bodies begin to do freakish things--or, as in Margaret's case, they don't do freakish things nearly as fast as girls wish they would. Adolescents are often so relieved to discover that someone understands their body-angst that they miss one of the book's deeper explorations: a young person's relationship with God. Margaret has a very private relationship with God, and it's only after she moves to New Jersey and hangs out with a new friend that she discovers that it might be weird to talk to God without a priest or a rabbi to mediate. Margaret just wants to fit in! Who is God, and where is He when she needs Him? She begins to look into the cups of her training bra for answers .
Whatever DÏK, the only thing you will be doing this weekend is snuggling up to your worn copy of 'Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret'.
Sorry Wings, spending a lovely weekend in Denver with SubLarry golfing 3 of the best tracks in the state. Send my regards to Shrek.
Spending a lovely weekend in Jasper with Zambonehead. Too bad all you pussys are too whipped to make it!
Hey Limeys, nice work voting back in the Bush Puppet.
Congrats Gramps on the new tot.
Congratulations Kate and Gramps. All the best to you, your lovely wife and son. I'm off to buy the kid an infant sleeper fashioned in the style of the new Stamp's jerseys (all sizes come with their own built-in bib).
Grampo congrats on the new Mosquito.
Congrats to El Grampo - Cultural Attache and Kate. Gramps you will have to instruct your young son on the finer points of cultural attache-ing!
Congratulation Paul and Kate. Enjoy these moments, they will go by too quickly
A new Gramps in the house, congrats and now look forward to a couple of months of some sleep deprivation.
Congrats Gramps and Kate. Good to hear everything went well. Can hardly wait to meet the newest Stamps fan.
I'd love a kid, but dik won't put out. Whats up with the gerbil farm he has in his house anyways?
Man, you Calgary boyz are regular baby producin' machines. Kate and Paul, hearty congrats on the new arrival!
JB just called and let me know about the newest Bzta in town, Jake. 7 lbs 10 ounces. Congrats Paul and Kate!
How did that poisoned dwarf Hopkins get involved? What the hell does he know about football jerseys except washing them?
Just had a chance to flip through 'The little paper that grew' at lunch and see that they love it. Tell me how it is that the CFL and Reebok can influence the design of the jersey?
Hopkins and Reebok should be boiled in lead. Brutal.
W, it's Sports fashion. Fat guys like us are what drive sales. On other matters, I've just sent one of our Honwhorable MP's a letter asking him to resign. email@example.com a small minded pinhead to be sure. Send him your thoughts on his comments that the Conservative party are members of the KKK. Just another reason to clean the house of the Liberal thieves.
I love it when fat guys talk about fashion.
Winger, you are correct! Those are the ugliest uniforms of all time. I thought they were going with the Falcons look, not the bib or dickie look. I wonder what the new ones next year will look like when they can't sell more than 10 to the blind. I'm going to hit a firesale and get me a vintage one from last year.
So the Stamps start rebuilding and look like they are going to have a competitive season, and they come out with the ugliest fucking jersey imaginable. Haven't they heard of the term 'Focus Group'?
Yes, because Bungeeee stole my bitch. He is dead meat.
Turnaround on you? Isn't that what Bungle did to you walking up the alley?
Yeeeesss, I love the turnaround on me! Rev, you weren't there...why are you commenting? Whingebag physically pushed me out of the shotgun position after a fair call. (that extra poundage is good for something!) I don't see that move listed in the rules.
Dik, here is a link which will hopefully help you avoid any other International incidents. Your certificate is in the mail. http://www.shotgunrules.com
Gramps,there is a couple of upsides of the surgery, The mitt is kept in pristine condition for future use if you choose to do so. There will be no need to subscribe to any of those hokey internet enlargement adverts. As well you can get dressed in scubs and walk around in the hospital posing as a gynecolegist for hire. Good Luck!
Hey Sub, we've got prime tee times all weekend long! Not only the aforementioned Ridge at Castle Pines North at 2:00 on Friday, but also Bear Dance at 12:03 on Saturday http://www.beardancegolf.com/ and Fossil Trace at 10:30 on Sunday. http://www.fossiltrace.com/ These are all outstanding tracks. Can't wait to take your "hard-earned" money from the craps table.
Best of luck to Kate (as she is the one undergoing surgery). Gramps, if you start to feel light-headed it means you are going to faint, so sit down before you fall down. Also, keep your hands out of your pockets because if you do faint, you will not get them out to break your fall. Hospital floors are unforgiving!
Gramps, best of luck to you and Kate. And remember, if it's a boy, Aaron is a pretty damn good name (hell, you could even use it if it is a girl - "Erin").
Gramps, good luck on Wednesday. Hope all goes well.
*Alert: Thursday is now out... Kate is booked in for Wednesday at noon for scheduled "C-section". Wish me luck.
Has anyone ever had a wank in the loo on a plane?
That's the first post on Wingland that I've considered wanking too....
Cleavage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Look at the ass on that one - pink thong - pierced navels - low rise jeans - that has to be a full bikini wax! White pants - wait, she's got nothing on under those! Must...not...look. Must...be professional. Must...concentrate...on...marking...essays.
Hey Meister, with your free time, how about attending an English class?
Sublarry, I have us booked for the first twilight tee time at The Ridge at Castle Pines North. http://www.theridgecpn.com This was the course down south we played last year. 2:03pm on Friday. $65.00. The tee time before us is $95.00...yeeeesssss!
Wing Bob with alot of free time on your hands, but instead of pulling yourself or passing out in the bar like Dik you reasearch important beer facts.
We will be worshipping King Gambrinus this afternoon if anyone is interested.
Dik. I'll call you next week with the said arrival time. Viva la bankruptcy.
Sublarry, I can take next Friday afternoon off to hit the links. It's up to you when you want to roll in. We can go for a few beers Thursday night if you are here. If you leave Vegas by 8am Thursday, you'll be in Denver by 7:30pm (with time change). If not, make sure you roll in Friday before noon. I will have to be in the office Friday morning. I suppose it will depend whether you are cleaning up or getting assraped on the craps table.
Dik. I will be in L.A. this weekend, back to Vega$ by midweek and should roll into Denver maybe Thursday evening. Or should I make it Friday, let me know.
Let me say how sorry I am for our poor service. I am sure things will pick up once the managers are running the tech end of things. For all our barelyMobility customers, please be patient. We plan on launching our GSM service in 2010. Does anyone out there no anything about this Voip thingy? If so please send your resume to my attention.
It has come to my attention that we have not lived up to our SLA for certain southeast Calgary industrial park installations. After checking into the matter, we have found nothing is wrong. Please reboot and quit bothering us.
The likes of Giemp and Fay will be happy to hear this news, http://www.cwta.ca/CWTASite/english/whatsnew_download/apr21_05.html I wonder how many will jump ship to GSM service?
My apologies Dik. Indeed Flinty would have been a better candidate.
Dik Rev? I think you might mean Flinty.
Leave it to the Limey's to celebrate the Patron Saint of skin rashes and syphilis. They obviously have more need to celebrate him. St. Patrick celebrates nationalism, lazy toothbrushing, and an unfortunate run-in with wildlife (and there aren't even any snakes in Ireland)...altoghether a much cleaner slate of items.
http://www.big-boys.com/articles/tidyup.html All you new father's clean up your momma's toys.
Gramps, St. George is also the Patron Saint of skin diseases, skin rashes, and syphilis (among others things). What a better place to find those things than in an Irish bar.
My brain wants to thank Sue and Al for the always kind and generous hospitality. Cheers! My liver wants to plead the fifth, lest it incriminate itself after what would be a series of expletives and derogatory comments related to the Pilot and all pubs in Gravesend in general. Damn wobbley stools in the Crown and Thistle!
I would like to congratulate Big Al for somehow finding the nicest looking barmaid in the UK. What are you paying her? Loving the painted face and my personal fav, Wingers new tat. Any reason why on St. George's Day - you were swailing with the deadbeats at an Irish pub?
Well, Zamboni almost survived the weekend but then Sunday happens. Scottish Mark walks in the doors at 11 am and by noon we are on pint #4. Then its off to the Waterloo to watch the Celtic-Rangers game, and the eventual pub crawl through town. Another night that finishes at 2am, but at least Al didn't fall over in the middle of the night and smash his head like he did the first night. Crazy. Thanks for the hospitality Al!
I am sending my MP a letter to denounce dik's Canadian citizenship next time he's in Jolly Ol'. He even has a British passport Big Al, so don't worry you won't have to sponsor him besides the beer drinking.
Awl and Soo, fank u veree much fore the weakend in Grayvesend. I fink I drank furtee beers on fursday nite. Doo u fink Dik iz gaye? I lycked when e tryed too sit in Teach’s lap, mizzed an fel on va flor. Wats wivf va Krowne and fistle? Ow culd wee bee to lowd? I weally lycked va durtee girlz at Bluwatr…. Nastee. Onn fa waye ome i goot syck. Fanks agaen, seee u soon.
Tell the fucking Turks to recognize the Armenian Genocide. And give me back the wealth they took from my grandfather.
sorry ron* but I had a booty call from one of the ladies I met at the pool all weekend. Probably saved me about 5 grand by not gambling. Just finished my 3rd round myself...allready two missed eagles this year. Jbitch, you suck.
Hellos ... from Turkey ! Great web page, BRAVO ! Here is a little cyber gift for you : http://4me.20fr.com ( Music ) All the best, Babacool http://tr.20m.com
Just a dumb engineer/financial planner, but these guys are fucked. If any of you intend to vote for these jokers (Rev), please help me understand. I think they are preparing to sandbag the conservatives in 2010. http://www.climatechange.gc.ca/kyoto_commitments/
Fish, where the hell were you for dinner on Sunday night? I talked to about 45 minutes before we were supposed to meet and you didn't show. You missed a good meal (at Hugo's Steakhouse at the Golden Nugget) and a fun night. No "kills" but I did have a particularly good pull that night. By the way, I got 3 rounds of golf in for the weekend.
Married lump has a question. How does it work Fish, do you tell these women you are going to "kill" them? Keep the romance tips coming. Good to hear from the Pilot again, the best moment of work today. Stop pouting Dik, you insolent little man.
Yesssss. For those of you married lumps that live their life throught the fish, the final tally in Vega$ was 2 confirmed kills in the penthouse. Yessss. Only 2 rounds of golf so far though. Weak.
My condolences to Sue on another Canadian Moose invasion. Nice to get a call from a slightly slurring Winger at the British Tar. Good to hear Frank and Agnes are doing well. Shave that beard Newman, you look like a hutterite. Say HI to the Taz for me. Keep riding Dik, he loves it.
Have fun at the Pilot. Lucky cunts.
What happened to DÏK? I was loving the no show last night.
3 phone calls today from Blighty. Ratboy was walking his dog, Al was cooking broccoli and Bungle was getting pissed. Al sure knows how to live. All can't wait to see W, and had nothing to say about DÏK? Hopefully we make it across the Atlantic without an international incident.
Oh young dik. if you only knew.
Hey Gramps it will be a pleasure drinking Millaaaahhhh knowing that you'll sitting at home
Rev, if it wasn't for the Moblog, there wouldn't be any evidence of the book sale. Or Winger bending Bungle over the pool table.
Hey, Dik reverend is not a noun, it is an adjective. But if you use it as a noun, you are bastardizing the Queen's english. Ask around when you are in the old country.
Gramps, get out of the house immediately. No one should be that excited about the moblog. Just make sure to take your pager. I'd like to see some pics of the curry the Canadian Moose eats, the books Winston overpays for and beneDik delivering mass.
Well 4G and 4C, are you ready? 4D is good to go!
moblog moblog yeeeyyyyeeesssssssssssss
Does that mean my theological standing is now higher than "The Reverend"?
Hail Pope BeneDIK
T-minus one day!
Why do I suddenly feel like I live at motel village. Have a good time in the UK boys, don't make Bungee bleed too much.
Don't worry Rev! There is nothing wrong with a little competition to improve business and more importantly customer satisfaction.
Mr. Zamboni and Mr. Bungle, I am sure all of England is a buzz with Manchester United bringing football back to it's glory. I wish I was there. Can you do me and youself a favor and find the biggest Man U flag and wave it over the Pilot Pub until they win the FA Cup
Rev, watching the Roughnecks win is even more fun at Pepsi Center!
Man, the Royale treatment at Chez Winger! Have I lost my most regular guests? Man, what a game yesterday, 20 goals, a goalie fight, lacrosse kicks ass. Go Hitmen tonight.
Cman, you are more than welcome. Bungeeeee, I have phoned AC and extended my visit. I promise not to hack on you too much while you are getting your butt kicked Sunday night while playing pool for Gravesend. Hopefully you have been upto SOHO and picked up that new Gimp outfit you are going to need.
Thanks for the hospitality Wingz! Jr Cman and I enjoyed the prime rib feast on Saturday night. It has been along time since I have put away 10 pints in an evening. I think my new favourite place is The Kilt!
Oh, you mean the "birds" like the young lad who played guitar for your birthday?
Dik where you drunk? You are a boring TWAT, please don't talk to me at the Pilot as you ruin my street cred with the birds.
Wings, here you go: http://www.pureonline.com/
I got the quote for golfing in kokannee springs golf resort. it includes the following -2 nights in lodge(2 per room) -18 holes and cart each day -unlimited use of range facilities -all taxes $273/person i am thinking sometime in August
That's an odd (double) response from a begger who is relying on me for his return upgrade cert!
God damn Ottawa passport office. "We aim to complete your application in 20 working days." Blah, blah. Sent my application in March 10th, which is now 26 working days, and they just FedExed it this morning. Bastards!
Millah sure is a historically great Limey brew!
Can't wait to enjoy the finest European lager available at The Pilot Al. Good old Millah!
Don't fret dear W, your travel bride dik will assist you in drinking pints and bathing.
Winger I've got major problems for next week. I have injuries from 'boardin on Tues, so bad that I can't lift a pint glass! Zambonehead can get order in some straws?
Hi Guys. I've been keeping a low profile of late but am terribly dismayed bt the recent comments of the sad and pathetic Bungle. You guys are fortunate, he doesn't live with you! The only good thing is that in his false asumption that he was in some way superior in his pool skills and felt that his future lay in the furtherance of the said hobby he had to sow his seed elsewhere. Can you imagine every team members pleasure when the "almighty Bungle" decided to upset some other unfortunate public house with his misguided opinion of his pool acumen. Not surprisingly he spends the bulk of his time sitting on the touch line on poolnights and the endeavours to fool us that " he didn't lose". Ask the Winger who had the embarrasement of watching the "almighty Bungle" get thrashed 11-1 in a knockout comp. I rest my case and will beat him myself in the morning (and then I'll play him at pool). Be in Canada soon! Zambonehead
Ski pASSes to Rev. If anyone else wants some let me know and I'll see what I can dig up.
Alex, I'm all in except for the unadulterated, non-alcoholic parts.
Gentlemen(I say that loosely), I happen to be very good friends with the GM of the Kokannee Springs Golf Resort. He is just estatic about the ring I made for his wife. Are we interested in a quiet, unadulterated,non alcoholic week-end in the in the mountains of B.C. again. He will most likely give us very good pricing for the lodging and the golf. The golf cart service is also excellent over there.
I have 2 ski passes to Louise... good to May 8. Give me a shout at the office if you want them 530-5666.
is this gramps? http://gorillamask.net/obrien.shtml
Hmmmm, that's curious...in my 3 month absence, Bungeeee seems to have had a memory lapse. During the three days at the Pilot in January, I heard at least a dozen times how "spot on" Dik was, and how I was a much better pool player than JB, and how he "enjoyed Dik". Bottom line, Bungeeee couldn't get enough Dik! We couldn't keep him away from the Pilot. He lived there for three days. My theory on the current change of tune is as follows: Bungeeeee is terribly excited about a return Dik engagement; however, he feels he would look like a tosser to all his mates if he let on how much he has been anticipating the visit. Bungeeeee is positively giddy with excitement. So he overcompensates the other way by saying Dik is boring, and that he could kick his ass. Funny how the simple mind works.
I have been limbering up for nearly two weeks you'd be surprised at some of the new positions I can get into. Dik may be your Wingman (whatever that means) but he is still the most BORING person you have ever brought to this great nation. 7 stone soaking wet even I could kick his arse.
It's hard to believe there were pissed off cows in the US. I really thought the Yanks were beyond corruption. Go Hitmen, another great game last night, especially the melee. Can't wait to see Slammin Sammy go nuts.
Bungeeeeee, hopefully you have been keeping up at your yoga class. 1 week to go.
Winger, it was huge. It was nasty. It curled around twice. I thought about calling the wife for a viewing. I know you would've been proud. I would have shot a photo, but the stench was not terribly nice.
Is that last number Meister's work number, or is it JB's?
Does anyone have Meister's work number?
I think W has some special plans in store for his old pal DÏK. I heard him mention something about "Pikey Gimp" the other night at the Rose. Looks like DÏK should have offered him up a cert to upgrade one way like I did! Let them feud, I will be too busy getting loaded and raping Bungeee.
Winger, when you go to visit our colony, England. Remind them that golf is an American sport, soccer is a Brazilian sport, and bacon is Canadian. Also try to find some land out there for our inmates to pioneer. Our Canadian prisons are getting pretty full. Also tell them that we are planning to attck Quebec and make Canada a one language nation again. An accomplishment the British failed at 200 years ago.
Bungle, Dik is my Wingman. Besides, I have to hang out with someone when W fucks off to a booksale.
Just got back from the Pilot only to find out we have another visit from the Winger and Winston. Why oh Why do you guys have to bring Dik that guy is BORING.
YEESSS A Dik hack on W. And the best part is - he's actually right.
Rev, we won't even see Whingebag. He's heading to London for the off-the-hook-96-hour-cricket-book-autction-extravaganza. Good times.
Hey Rev, are you guys still going out tonight? Are you doing dinner as well? Post here or call me on my cell as I probably can't make it to the Rose by 4:00.
Rev, like it really matters. The idiots down east will vote them right back in like they do every other time.
Let's go to Ottawa and hang some politicians. Anyone care to join?
Wingzz are you going to be the medium between Dik and W when they won't speak to each other? Maybe they'll get drunk and make up like good Greek boys. I think you should hit on the new employee, perhaps even an office romance is in order.
Two weeks from now, we'll be paled at the Pilot. Yeeeeesssss!
Duh. Should of read your post first ron*. Still keep me posted.
Nice Rev, I'm already down 500 bucks. Ronstar, looks like I'll be in for Laughlin on the weekend. Am leaving for Vega$ on Sunday so I'll hook up in Laughlin. I will also have the cell with me so keep in touch. If there is no room, let me know.
Rev, the latest Bob Edwards Consulting Ltd employee is loving the link you just posted!
Slut machine anyone? http://www.vissor.com/interactive/assets/slut.swf
Rev, the BoSox are in a panic. http://www.sportinglife.com/story_get.dor?STORY_NAME=cricket/05/04/07/manual_125343.html
Cman, sorry but the Inn is closed that weekend. Perhaps one of the boys can help you out.
Hamilton Hilton Reservations Desk - Are there any vacancies available for two nights April 15 and 16 as well as part of the day on the 17th? Jr. CMan is taking part in a try-out camp at McMahon stadium and we are looking for a comfortable and affordable place to crash near the stadium.
Hey Rev, I might be in for some drinks on Friday. Keep me posted if the venue or time changes. W, tell you what, send me a $2,000 retainer and I'll think about your question for 7.69 hours and provide you with an answer. Fish, we now have 8 for the Laughlin trip so you can't join in on the golf but you are more than welcome to go drinking with us at night. We'll be in Laughlin on Friday and Saturday nights and back in Vegas on Sunday night.
Can I apply for a divorce before the wedding?
Friday night at the Rose. Going to be there around 4pm, hopefully the weather will hold for some patio action. Special guest M Vair will be in attendance and signing his new novel titled "Brilliant? Or Just Plain Simple". Come one, come all.
no, dik and his new travel bride W will be enjoying a nice honeymoon in gravesend. What a happy couple. send pics!
Hold your horses, Dik DID in fact get laid a couple of weeks ago. In celebration, Dik will be bringing Sally to Calgary in the summer and then the happy couple will be flying first class to visit the IRA.
Alex, I believe that almost as much as DÏK's post about getting laid a couple of weeks ago.
Sounds like the Old Man and the Sea. Keep up the delirium Alex, are you sure it wasn't and 3.5 inched dick you caught off the chin?
I caught the largest marlin ever caught in Cabo. It was a 35 foot goldtail marlin. when I hooked the fish, it pulled the boat out to sea for 2 days. After that the rod broke, I used my bare hands for the remaining 12 hours it took to bring him in. For pictures, please go to www.cabogigilos.com
Too bad you missed the FREE smugs lunch last week Ronnie. I think I might of found a loophole in that tax "thing". Also, I should be finally done work this week so the Laughlin thing might still be a go. Yessss.
Hey Fish, too bad about the Vegas thing. Maybe next year. Regarding your tax "issue", I don't believe that I have seen a retainer yet. Do you think I do this shit 'cause I like it? But seriously, no news yet. I'll keep you posted.
I'd just like to thank the Tarheels for putting $550 US in my pocket last night. Yeeeessss!
I am coming into town for a ripper. Friday night downtown, be there or be W. Too bad Flinty won't be there because I want to run my fingers thru his chest hair.
Ronstar, sounds like Vega$ is dead for another year. Have you got any more info on that tax thing I talked to you about?
Gordie Bones... prepare yourself. http://www.fun4two.com
Will read today. Heard about it on tv, though.
Hey g$, thoughts on the Captains Quarters blog? R U loving the emerging shit-storm?
So, how does one become Pope anyway?
Ah yes. I missed seeing drunk flinty all winter.
Thanks to Fish! Very nice prime rib.
Thanks for the grub Fish, might have to shut the office door and pull a Meister nap.
I wonder if the RC's will pull a Shiavo on the Pope? I think Pixar should create a healthy John Paul for eternity.
Duffman says "Early lunch - no good!
Tell Johnny Real I'll see him on the other side.
Ya. 11:30 Smugs
Is lunch on at Smug's tomorrow? What time? I will be in the city. Let me know asap.
It'll be a small turnout, Sub.
Yesss. Done for the winter. Now its time to really light it up. Luch on Friday gents. Be there or be Dik.
An allegedly drunk dancer with a taste for trickery failed to foil a police breathalyzer machine after stuffing his mouth full of feces. "I don't think alcohol alone would make you do something as disgusting as that," RCMP Insp. Tom McChaffey said. "I've never heard of anything like this before," the 28-year veteran said. Arrested Friday evening after his Ford Excursion limousine truck was pulled over on Hwy. 7 near Black Diamond, the 35-year-old rug cutter was loaded into a cruiser and taken to the Black Diamond RCMP station for testing. En route, Sgt. James Buchanan said, the prisoner vomited, urinated and defecated in the squad car. At the station the man grabbed a handful of his own waste "and placed it in his mouth, attempting to trick the breathalyzer machine," he said. "It didn't work", Buchanan said. The machine registered two readings of more than twice the legal blood alcohol limit. Jon 'Flinty' Finnimore was charged with impaired dancing, lewd conduct, and littering. He was released on a promise to appear in an Okotoks court on May 12.
I am giving away 1 billion dollars to the farmers. Just enough so the stupid buggers will not quit this year and make them suffer another year. Good thing they are not like a normal business with the ebb and flow of an economical cycle or else we would not be able to spend your money.
Gramps, Ipsos had revenues of approx. $950 million last year. Given that you didn't join thier panel or gave quick books permission to e-mail you, I think you should call your lawyer and take them to the f'in cleaners.
Thanks to Fay for the box seats last night. Great time and nice ass whipping of Dethbridge. I can't believe I'll have to put up with commoners in the cheap seats tonight.
Hey Gramps remember that e-mail you sent to my telus work account about a month ago?
W, loving the length Ipsos survey on Quickbooks sent to my email. 50 questions? what are they paying you?
Anyone going to watch the England - Azerbaijan game dt tomorrow?
Anyone else going to the game tonight?
I love gettin' a 1:00AM booty call from the Winger on Friday night!
Sounds like someone is a little jealous about being a sad, whipped bitch who can't attend? Have fun rototilling the garden that weekend loser. Yessssssssssss!!
Don't worry jojo, me DIK and W are coming over soon. We are the craziest crew ever.
Hey ,we gals are all missing you lumberjacks. we miss your timber and your axes. Return soon and checkout the beavers.
Hello there you Canadian's, how are you all doing today? Just a little note to brighten your day up so keep on smiling :-) Riddle me this... Riddle me that... Who is this English pussy cat?...
Hello there you Canadian's, how are you all doing today? Just a little note to brighten your day up so keep on smiling :-) Riddle me this... Riddle me that... Who is this English pussy cat?...
Hey!! Have you guys gone all pussy on me. I'm getting the Winger at the end of April, but what a price to pay!, I got to suffer the cricket mad Winston and the vagaries of"Denver Dick". Bob,Nandos is out of the Question. I remember days of yore when you all crashed out on my bar floor. What's happened to the Meister, Finty,(old) Brett, Halliday et al, to name but a few.
Moblog, moblog, moblog...
Just when I thought I had done and seen it all, last night happened. One of the biggest gong shows I have ever been a part of. Poor Finty.
But then, I close my eyes and think of a shirtless Alex preying on dirty landscapers - then I wake up...
While you guys are stuck in traffic or sressed out at work. Take a moment, close your eyes and imagine me with sunkissed girls in bikinis. It might bring you some releif.
I think he was upset at having to step on to the escalator, instead of finding the elevator to get to the second floor. Then he proceeded to go to the bar, we went up to a hospitality suite, and he was still there 2 hours later. Belinda is awefully cute, she was wearing some kind of 60's or 70's outfit, not quite Charlie's Angels material, but you get the idea. Craig Chandler was spilling wine all over the hospitality suite. He's bigger than JB, but not quite as cute.
Hey Gordoroy, Did Duffy diss you because he said "I'll eat my hat if Bush loses tonight"?? What a fat retard... Maybe he should go on the all cheese veggie diet.
Hello Rev, Yes I was in Montreal for the convention and coincidentally to see my better half. Interesting chat with Tom Flanagan, Prentice, Don Martin, and Stephen Ledrew. Got dissed by Mike Duffy, that was awesome. Tell you more later.
Hey R6, you metal (and stature) midget, take my email address off your porn distribution list. I'd really like to KEEP MY JOB, you fuckstick.
Leaving hockey last night at DU, guess who I run into...one of those little dirty Wisconsin tarts from Mexico. She asked me for directions, I said, weren't you in Mexico last spring. She says, oh my god...CANADA, and gives me a big hug! Apparently DU has pretty low admission standards...Katie certainly isn't the brightest bulb on the tree.
I get hacked on for not being able to score Stateside...now that I have, I get hacked on. I love it!
Well meister, dik has been quite the crazy guy lately. I have convinced him to start using milk mixed in with tomato soup instead of water. He was a bit wary at first but is quite happy with the difference. Last night he was quite the little tiger in the rack. Instead of the usualy 12-15 pumps he went an amazing 20. Grrrrrrrrrrr! This weekend we are going to an all night shakespeareathon at a local theatre. dik has promised to bring the bolgna sandwiches. He told me he likes to page himself on the intercom at work constantly to make it look like he is important which I find very cute. He is such as stud. The thought of him naked wearing all of his jewlery really makes me hot.
Hey Sally how about an update on our good friend Dik
Rev, can you email me some money also.
Yes, I did Wingz. Thanks!! We will send you some cash asap.
Thanks Rev for emailing me the money for the Stamps tix. Cman, I sent you an email letting you know that Principal Skinner was in. Did you get it ok?
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Rumours will be the downfall of modern society!
reeaally. I want to see evidence in the Moblog.
Hearing some make out stories involving an unlikely couple the Woodsman and the Winger, thanks for the great bating material boys.
Man o man u gents got to get this virus thing i've got. Another eight dumps last night from 7-9, who needs herbal detox.
Hey Sub...careful with the racial epithets; even if you're using them in jest...our bleeding heart friend Rev doesn't like them.
Damn. Didn't get called out til 10 am. Should of gotten loaded with the married lumps last night. Oh wait, I did. Good to see the usual nights activities. Rev-Jbitch heavyweight verbal match, and gramps with his routine 9:30 smoke bomb. The best was JB dancing with the 9-irons. Yesss.
Pancho, that was you? You were driving the ladies wild man!
Alex, have fun in Cabo you lucky midget. Have a few cocktails at Squid Rowe.
Sore head at too many beers, tequilas, whiskeys, girly shooters, gins, etc etc etc. Good piss up for this married guy.
Grampo many thanks for the beverages last night.
Another stellar St. Paddy's piss up. Good beer, heated arguements, all we needed were some arrests.
Dick obviously didn't see the accent in my post.
While you guys are managing pipe parts, selling truck parts, installing air conditioners, ITing Shell computers, getting your ugly face put in magazines for making spindles, or up north gigiloing eskimo girls(JTF). I will be watching sunkissed bikinis while sipping on a Pina Colada.
Typical uninformed Gramps. He probably thinks the IRA are fighting for religious freedom.
Gents, I'm fully out on SP Day. Seem to have a little diaherra problem. 8 dumps last night between 7 and 10, 4 so far today and I've managed to shit myself twice (thought it was a fart).
Sorry gents, Thursday night is board game night at the Winger household. If anyone would like some Green Kool-Aid stop by.
Full Kitchen Pass!!!!!!! I am in for Green Beers!!
All lights are green for Grampo. I think I might join the most famous piss-head of the group Rev for his 'walkabout' this aft. Hey Pancho, you're in.
YEEEEEESSSSS. St. Pat's is here. This is bigger than Christmas. Any takers for some green swill?
Grampo given your good fortune with WJA green beers on you tonight? Assuming Mrs. Grampo lets you come out.
Happy St. Pat's to all my non-Mick (but none-the-less very drunken) buddies!
St. Paddy's, March Madness, the Conservative Convention. Does it get any better than that? g$, are you still in Cowtown or did you go Montreal?
Ron* you tit, I've been in since the get go.
When are you guys thinking about the Germany stag? I know you are potentially looking at Oktoberfest but do you have some specific dates? Or am I not invited? Or are we just trying to make sure that Dik doesn't find out when it is? If it is the latter, someone please call or email me and let me know.
I am just a hub of activity lately. Myself, Fulvio, Jamie and a few other guys have booked a golf trip to Laughlin, Nevada from Friday, April 15 to Monday, April 18. There might be room for 1 or 2 more people if anyone is interested. We are playing one top-rated course twice (the course guide says "leave your ego in the parking lot") and one above-average course once. The rates are dirt cheap ($45 U.S. per night for hotel and approx. $45 U.S. per round). We may spend the Sunday night in Vegas as well. If anyone is interested please let me know.
I am now obsessed with Wolfowitz becoming the head of the World Bank. He's going to squeeze the Palestinians while they try to rebuild Gaza. This will help create more terrorists and perpetuate the endless "War on Terror". Good news for George and the boys, they can keep releasing vague warnings, alerts, and crayola code systems to keep their citizens in line. Bad news for the Cuddler, he'll still be afraid to fuck.
Nice fake post for JB. I would never say "Dubya" and I don't make grammatical mistakes. On the stag front, we are trying to get hotel rooms in Munich.
Finally! A quality hack that made me laugh! If only I knew where credit was due.
I would like to protest the fake Gumshoe poster. He is so funny and exciting and wonderful. Last night after Newshour with Jim Lehrer he showed me his wonderful stamp collection. It made me so giddy!
Winger - if you can still get one more seat for the Stamps, Principal Skinner will take it. Send me an email as your shaw account seems to be toast.
Hey faker (kind of like your old lady), check with the new sally to see if she thinks Dik is dull. Her reaction in the rack last night would seem to indicate that isn't the case.
Hey Rev Why don't you stick to obsessing over G. Dubya and let us worry about what is going on in the WIde World of Travel. Fuck you R6.
What's the deal Brown and JB? What are ze plans?
Fish, your old lady Mo is living in Cougar Ridge and not happy about the proposed new COP development messing up her view. Maybe you should go and comfort her.
Ron*, I took in the Roughnecks game at Pepsi Center yesterday. Rubbing the win in the faces of 17,000 Denverites was a treat; I'm sure I was the lone Calgary fan. An enjoyable 13-10 win for the good guys, topped off with a Joe Sakic sighting.
Sounds like a good idea Ronstar. I think I am going to wait to see what Friday brings though. St Paddys day at the Kilt on Thursday could be ugly.
My good friend Chris Sakamoto (not to be confused with Bob Sakamano)and a few boys are going to the Roughnecks' game this Friday night. We are going to have a few drinks and probably dinner downtown before the game and go out drinking/gambling after the game. If anyone wants in post here or call me on my cell (862-9273). Johnny Arbo may be getting tickets as soon as Tuesday so let me know ASAP.
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Get your kitchen passes ready, the fish is in town.
Nice hack Grampo
Hey Pancho, thanks for your concern. But thanks to Grampo's overwhelming self confidence and a nose for news, he bought Westjet stock 2 weeks ago. And a $50k investment from his margin account at TD Waterhouse (free plug) is now worth $73k. My suggestion to you is come on over, and Grampo will teach you a few things: Starting with how wonderful it is to fall asleep knowing people are deeply envious of you.
Grampo it must suck to be you. First your wife makes you stay home on a Saturday to be with the in-laws (no poker for u) then your favourite airline goes bust.
The magnet from the back of my ride went missing a few weeks ago. Bastards!!!!!!!!
http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2005/03/10/956647-ap.html Maybe your next Wingzz?
Congrats to the Reals for the addition of the little yap to da family.
For constant updates on wizzy is crack-a-lackin` this morn'n, check out Wingland. The Playa but real niggaz don't give a fuck. Dogg House Records in the motha fuckin house. ...
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Well, let's see... Murray, Monkey Boy, Korean Cowboy, Ralph Klein, The Wal-Mart Greeter and don't forget about that taxi driver with 8 kids from Dover.
meister, seems to me you know someone else very well who slept with BonBon too.
Its got to be BonBon. My favorit memory was when she slept with LiquidLarry.
Let's have a review of the Skanks Dik has dated in the past. Who was your favorit and give us your fondest memories of thier exploits. How about the stinky troll from Ontario he met in Mazatlan when Meister and I locked him out of the hotel room and he almost froze to death on the street. She put the Stinky in Skanky.
The last DÏK post is definitely a fake. Substitute 'old skankie bitch' for 'young hottie' and you would have had us.
While I didn't make the previous post, I fully support the achievements of women in the workplace. In fact, I plan to find a sucessful and wealthy young hottie, then promptly quit my job to travel, golf, and drink.
Gummer, I guess we men should get out there and help celebrate by demanding blowjobs from our female colleagues. Of course, we could offer to take them to dinner after and let them pick up the tab. Thanks for reminding me!!
Im so happy I could cry. http://www.internationalwomensday.com/
Congrats Johnny Real!! Next time you guys have a poker night, I will come and serve cocktails in a slinky club number since I am shitty at card games of any sort including Old Maid and Go Fish!
Seems my comment about Winger's "cagy post" held true.
Congrats Johnny Real on your new addition. Sorry I missed the poker night but I was at my firm ski weekend. We still played poker but it wasn't quite the same. Keep me posted regarding the next game.
Hey Winger, just curious who made it to W's nite out, but not JB's nite out?
Johnny, you must spend some money on jewellery for your wifes labour. 4.5K to be exact. All the best to Trevor. Funny how the winner of the poker game also supplied the cards for that night. Cards were marked.
Congrats to the Reals! Bring on Bzta's.
Congrats to Johnny Real!! Now you are in for it. Congrats also to Winger for fucking me twice in Poker last night. Too much beer, gin, whiskey, tequila, jager, cigars etc etc etc etc. Flinty with a nice victory as well.
Team Real is announcing their newest signing: Trevor Janos Real joined us on Wednesday March 2nd. He weighs in at 8 lbs. 4 oz. and is doing great. Mom is also doing fine. Anyone who would like a photo or two can pass me a message at firstname.lastname@example.org and I'll get some pics to you soon. Hope the poker night was a good time!
YEESSSSSSS! What an excellent night. Beer, tits and cleaning up at the tables. Winger, we need a re-match with no time limits! Cheers to JB for organizing the night and the making it a monthly event.
Great night except for the hit in the wallet. I hope we didn't bore poor Winger too much with the crappy game. Winger, if you'd like to com North of Glenmore and buy me lunch with your winnings give me a call.
Screw Winstons night out, JB's night out has set a new standard for whipped bitches who have to plan a month in advance for a Saturday night out! Yessssssssssssssssss!!
Meister, don't forget the Cigars 2nite.
Enjoy the poker game and Flinty's drunkedness boys, I'll be chasing the ladies tonight.
I'm lovin' Winger's cagy post to make everyone think he doesn't care about the Hold 'Em game!
No. 1 Colorado College at No. 3 DU tonight. Gotta get the hockey fix somewhere.
We can also start tables to play dealers choice, where there will be real money to be had instead of the pussy texas hold'em.
Alex, there will be more than one game. I assume there will be a high limit game for some suckers....errr....high rollers after the first tourney.
Yess. Just won my second poker tourny yesterday. Good for you ladies I'm not in town this weekend.
I know you guys are all scared shitless because I wll be at the table but come on guys, raise the stakes and make my trip from a different area code worth it.
The following are the rules for Saturday's game. Bring extra cash for bartender and "entertainment". Approix $30.00. JB's HOUSE RULES - We are playing “No-Limit” Texas Hold’Em !!! - Buy in is $40 which will get you $1500 worth of chips - No Cheating ! (you’ll have the shit kicked out of you, we will all take turns) - A Bet Said is a Bet Made ! (if you say “all-in” then you’re all in regardless whether you’ve slid you’re chips in or not). If you say “Check” and then try to Bet it will not be allowed. If you move your Chips into the “play” area and take your hands of them, it will be considered a bet. You will not be allowed to pull them back because you decided now not to bet. - Play in turn ! (Can only fold early if going to take a piss or grab a Drink.) - Only Play your own hand, no talking about your folded Cards. - Check Raise is allowed. (assuming a bet has been made after you’re check) - No Hiding cards. You will forfeit the hand and your Chips in the pot. - If the Dealer accidentally looks at a burnt card he must show everyone at the table and continue to play the hand. It’s NOT a re-deal. - If the Dealer flips up a card while dealing, that card is left un-touched, and the dealer continues his deal giving the last card(s) to person he misdealt to. - When the alarm goes off for the increase of Blinds and a card hasn’t been dealt, the Blinds increase immediately. If a player has already put in their blind, they will increase the next hand. - Initial bet on the table must be the amount of the big blind at minimum. - Tournaments are played on multiple tables simultaneously, unless the tournament happens to be very small in numbers. When participants are ‘knocked-out’ of the tournament, players are moved to other tables to keep numbers balanced and games more enjoyable. When enough seats are free a whole table will be removed, until only one table remains…this table will include the winner player! We are starting with 2 tables of 10 players each. If 1 of those tables becomes 2 less players than the other, we will move a person from the greater numbered table to the smaller one. The person moving will be the 1st one who is seated to the right of the dealer and will sit at the other table in the 1st vacant seat located to the right of the dealer. The players at the table will be dealing to start. If somebody gets knocked out and is nice enough to deal for a while then great. Tournament Prizes: 4th Place $40.00 3rd Place $80.00 2nd Place $120.00 1st Place (Last Man Standing) Remainder of POT
g$ and other lovers of le belle province. My give to you.. www.brunob.com
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Just ratted you out Dik! Expect a call from the moron Milton. As a Canadian taxpayer I should be offended by their incompentence but seeing they mostly employ frogs fuck them. I could also use some lounge passes in the near future so I will keep you posted.
JB, Brody, Mike Pedde, Darcy Brown, Gordo, Corbit, Gramps, Flinty, Alex, Gimm, Winger, Hearn, AL Hamilton have confirmed. There are a few spots left. Call me at 804-6484 if you are interested or post here. Saturday night starting at 6:00pm. YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
First a free no points required night at the Hilton in Seattle, now this. I'm lovin' Air Canada incompetence. I received my Elite package 3 weeks ago, and got a nice surprise in the mail yesterday. You guessed it, the retards in Quebec sent me another one. Gotta love getting 2 more free Special System Wides, 2 more Sytem Wides, and 2 more lounge passes! I sure hope Rev doesn't rat me out.
Gramps, loving your post on the Wild Rose site. Brown, I've got $50 bucks, will that get me the Panthers franchise?
JB,is there any room for poker hight in Canada?
I've got a new listing http://sympaticomsn.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/1109850860515_2?hub=topstories Any of the Kilt millionaires interested in joining the bid?
For all you who love taking a dump, I'd get on this too. http://www.wrc.net/store/ProductDetails.aspx?ProductID=400
Finally, I have been able to move our seats at McMahon. We used to have 4 in 35 and 3 in 34, now we have 7 in a row right at the end of the aisle in Q 32. Cman, get in touch with regards to that extra ticket you wanted.
Thanks for the roster JB. Just to recap... chimp,chump,chimp,chump,sucker,cock sucker,chimp,chimp,dickhead,chump and Gordie Bones will be attending. YYEEEESSSSSSSS. Gordie "Johnny Chan" Bones will be there with bells on. Bring smaller bills boys as I don't want your fake $100's. JB, are you letting Hearn buy in with hash or weed as per usual?
Man, Telus must be doing worse than we thought!
JB I'm in for the drinking and "other" stuff, out on the poker.
Sorry JTF, only real "players" can play. No "urban cowboys" allowed. One flake is enough and that is Brown. Like he's going to show anyway.
Hey JBitch, can I play online? Acutally, with any luck I'll be in Grande Prairie chasing whores for my b-day on Saturday. Yesss.
And get beaten by Aces. Spanked by the Armenian midget!
Dik(AKA the grandmaster of "GUTS"), will you be there? I have never seen anyone draw a pair of kings on their first two cards playing guts.
I am in, I'll take Brown's place when he pulls a no show.
Just for reference: JB, Brody, Mike Pedde, Darcy Brown, Gramps, Flinty, Meister, Alex, Gimm, Winger, Hearn, Woodsman? etc. I think are in at this point.
There are a few seats left at JB's casino night at the Kilt this Saturday night. Texas holdem and $40.00 buy in. Upstairs in the stag room with two tables with a third one for the losers. We have a bartender hired for the night and "other" entertainment. YESSSSSSSSSS. Post if you are interested.
Is everyone noticing the crispness of the lettering from my new computer. Meister, you should never have let this go.
Here's a good reason to keep eating wings and drinking wrasberry.
Alex, obviously you should have spent 6k for the Winger Supreme system. Does this mean he's kicked out of the Red and White club this year?
Well I tried to e-mail you guys with my new 4.5k computer yesterday. I couldn't. Couldn't connect to server(Rev, do you know what that means). My rechargable mouse gets so hot,literally, that my daughter is at a clinic treating burns. My wireless connection to the modem has a wired antenna. Brilliant Winger. My new monitor must have a srew loose, it turns in all directions and the back of my tower has a sticker saying"property of Meister,1994" on it.
Yessss. Won my first poker tourney yesterday. Yesss.
About as much as I do.
Sorry, can't let this one go...Gramps what the fuck do you know about business?
If it was "business", you would be bankrupt.
Grampo no need to get personal, as I said Chico this is business. Your ranting shows a very nervous character.
Pancho! Next time, I expect Bombay Gin and my Crown. After all, I am the king. And while you're at it, bring some new shoe polish and a clean rag. You can get sit on the floor and buff Gramps' shoes - and you'll do it until they shine more than the top of Winger's head.
Grampo I was at the Kilt. There were too many witnesses for me to finish the job.
Q. What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common? A. They both come on little white crackers.
Just back from da Kilt. Hey Pancho ya coward. Where's my whiskey?
Grampo there will be no whiskey drinking tonight.
Dik. I wont know my ETD until a few days before my ETD. The broads I met in Vega$ last year are going to be back in early April and they want to see the fish again (of course). So hopefully will leave around April 1 like last year.
Nuttin' like Gramps on the whiskey. Should be a cross burning or 2 after a couple of drinks. I'd join you, but my white sheet is at the cleaners. out
http://www.thepilotpub.co.uk/upcoming.htm I can't wait for the Xmas Disco. Any chance to see Zambonehead dressed up in drag will have Finty over for sure!
Hey Pancho, I prefer Crown Royal. Meet me at the Kilt at 6pm
Grampo watch your back Chico I am closing in. This is not personal Grampo just business.
Zamboni, enjoying the snow. You should come to Canada for some nice weather. Bungle, PISS OFF!
Meister, I would just like you to know that I have 'donated' your old computer to someone in need. Alex, as luck would have it your computer is ready and I will drop it off on Saturday! Remember, 766 mhz is wayyyyyyyyyyyyyy better than a 3.4 ghz machine. That is an additional 762.6 hertzs. And remember that retro is in, you will be the only guy in the Hamptons with a 13 CRT monitor! I hope I don't get attacked walking it in up your driveway.
Sorry Whingebag, you're out; if Ron* joins us the roll of Fun Police will already filled.
Alex, the extraordinary cost of computers which has resulted in increased cost of diamonds has now been transferred to a sudden jump in the price of copper pipe and heating parts.
Meister, due to my computer costs skyrocketing i must double my diamond prices. You can thank Winger for that. Is a computer still good if its got less megahertz than my phone?
Dik and jtf, I'm in for the roady. Mrs W says I need to get in touch with my feminine side by hanging out with Gay Guys.
Sub, what is your ETD? Hopefully things at the ol' QC Databases will have calmed down by the time you're heading south.
Thanks for all the kind words everyone. Mom and baby Brooke Elizabeth are now home and very, very well. 8.5 pounds and good to go. Alex apparently I will be giving you a call next week, something about some mandatory ring upgrades for 9 months of hell. Good luck to team Real and team Gramps!
Congrats Meister & Christine. Give me a call when you get a minute to fill me in on the details. Sub and Dik, if you guys are serious about the Arizona/Vegas trip let me know when you are going as I might tag along (assuming that the two of you don't want to be "alone").
Dik. I will be heading south as soon as I am outta here. The usual Denver, Vega$ & Tucson road trip. Yessssssss.
Lovin' the fakie. Hey Sub, shall we hit Tucson for golf at Ventana and Arizona National and Vegas for a ripper in April? Anyone else except Winger, run it by your old lady's and see if you're allowed to join us.
All this talk of children has me realizing how empty my life really is. I think I will forget the condom tonight and see if my blow-up doll gets preggers.
Congrats to Meister and Christine. Hope baby and mom are healthy and well. Will post again as soon as their is a mini-Real One to speak of.
I made a business decision not to make the Red Sox rings to save the integrity of Intergold.We will not make rings for a team not worthy of them. Despite losing tons of money I look forward to making the rings for the Cowboys and the Yankees next year to make up for it. God bless America and all the republicans.
Grampo's email address is email@example.com
Amigos I need an address for Grampo. I have business to finish. I know he has a view of a power line.
FORT MYERS, Fla. (AP) - The Boston Red Sox will receive their World Series rings just before their home opener against the New York Yankees. The formal presentation will be made on the field at Fenway Park before the April 11 game and will be followed by two charity events commemorating the team's first title in 86 years, Red Sox spokesman Charles Steinberg said Wednesday. The night of the home opener, the club will hold a welcome-home dinner for the players. "You could imagine the procession into the dinner and each player has his ring on. It would be cool," Steinberg said. The team also plans to set aside a day — possibly the day after the home opener — on which the rings will be on display for fans on the Fenway Park field, along with the World Series and AL championship trophies. "Parents can bring children in a casual setting and actually see the rings up close, and perhaps that's for a very modest contribution to the foundation, so it ends up being a triple crown," Steinberg said. Proceeds from the events will go to the team's charitable foundation. Steinberg said principal owner John Henry, minority owner Tom Werner and team president Larry Lucchino met after the team's workout on Tuesday and made the decision. Some fans bristled at Henry's suggestion last week that the players should receive their rings at a separate ceremony, rather than before the game against the Yankees. New York's historic collapse in the AL championship series last October catapulted the Red Sox into the World Series, where they swept St. Louis in four games.
Congrats on the latest arrival Mr. and Mrs. Meist-T.
Nice meister. Congrats. More cheap cigars for the boys.
Congrats to the Meisters on producing more fodder for the education system and keeping me employed!!
Congrats to the Meisters and hopefully baby is healthy and well.
Hey Alex is Snow White your left or right hand?
all the best to the baby Meister. You may be congratulating me in nine months. I think Snow White is pregnant.
The Red Wine baby arrives. Nice work Meister. Time to tie them up? My money is on MVair as Pancho the gardener.
Grampo I am coming for you. Sorry this cannot be personal but business is business.
Congrats to Mr. Forskin and the Mrs. on the million dollar family.
Congrats to Meister and Christine on the addition to the stable!
Grampo I am coming for you.
http://www.allaboutbeer.com/features/235survive.html I'm already pumped and it's still 7 months away. Stop making fun of the Fish's stache, The Bounty Man pornstar lives!
That one gets better every time you tell it JBitch.
Up yours Fish. Here's a joke for you. Q. Why do gay men have moustaches? A. So they can hide the stretch marks.
Hey Winger, did you pick up the same disease on your trip to Florida that you picked up in England?
Yessss. A friday night phone call from Flinty... and he was somewhat coherant. Then someone claiming to be my idol(?) got on the phone and ruined everything.
305-206-5883. My friend Paris decided to share my number as I can't find a date.
Cya all at 4:30.
Cman, am I putting you down for 2?
Thanks to the Meister for pointing out that I hadn't renewed our Stamps tix yet. Anyone interested please get in touch or post. I will pay the deposit and charge everyone the full amount when payment is due in April. With all of the big signings the last couple of days the Stamps have made it could be a good year! http://www.cfl.ca/CFL/AroundTheCFL/2005/02/17/934138.html
Which old cunt is celebrating? I'm sorry Winger, but with this lot, the ambivalent "Old cunt" moniker could be just about anyone.
Yes indeed, you have dialed the right number!
Just to be different, beers Friday night at the Kilt. Rumour has it some old cunt will be celebrating his birthday which is actually Saturday.
Toll Free! 1-800-550-4999
What I got sucked into was the Valentine's Day Wanking Pact. Wait a minute, that happens everyday.
Well boys, it was nice knowing you all. This will be my last post. Somehow I got sucked into this Valentines Day Suicide Pact. I think I'll just roll over on my gut & smother myself under my extreme body weight. So long fuckas!
Happy Valentines Day to you all!
I'm loving all the fake posts. Even a few good laughs. Hope there are no hurricanes coming to Florida or Dik might have to save you guys. It's nice here, a quick blizzard followed by sunshine, try not to be jealous. Thanks for thinking of me Alex, although it concerns me that you haven't erased those images from your mind.
Alex the only Nudie Bar is Sarasota is brutal. Do yourself a favor and head to the beach to oogle the dirties.
Did you see any Slappers?
hope everyone is loving the cold in Calgary. I got off the plane and went directly to the nudy bar. My cousin's friend was turning forty. The abuse this fellow took reminded me of a certain fellows abuse that was taken in England.
I dunno. How long before Telus bleeds to death?
Rev how long do you think you'll be waiting for a gold version?
Wingzz, what is your opine on the best notebook webcam <$100? Gramps, I only want a copy or access to the Gold version, fuck beta.
Yikes, pink sheets!
Well W, it's in the hands of beta testers now. If you get me loaded, I'll add you to the president's (eeeerrr suckers) list when we go the OTCBB.
Gramps when will have a Beta of your SW for me to test?
Hi DIK, let's meet at Jed's Tavern in Airdrie - say 5pm?
Gramps I'm in!! Where shall we meet?
Friday after school beverages?
JB, next time I call you with a dillema you better answer! Alex, see you for lunch on Sunday in Sarasota.
Let the idiots kill each other.
Please don't let your wives buy any more blood diamonds and then tsk,tsk at why there is such conflict in South West Africa.
Diamonds from Fording Coal? We have answered someone else's question about this previously. In theory, if you put a lump of coal under termendous pressure and if the pressure were high enough and last long enough, theoretically you could get a diamond, but it would be quite impure. Coal has a high level of impurities(it is not all carbon), so any resulting diamond would be of poor quality. These diamonds, however, are useful for industrial applications like cutting. They are also useful for drunks whos women are too stupid to notice how yellow or gray they are. Pure diamonds are formed from graphite, a pure form of carbon, under great pressure and heat.
Rev, thanks for your input. Now I know why Shell is recognized all over the world for its great IT dept.I have a new diamond supplier just set up for you. The company is called "FORDING". Winger, just to say that my unit will be 2" larger than your unit will be worth the 4k.
Alex, it would be alot cheaper if you weren't trying to make up for your small unit by buying the best computer money will buy. If it works for you maybe Rev should conisder it?
The real system I'm selling him is the one the Meister donated at the Superbowl. There's a sucker born every minute Alex, between you and MVI one day I will dominate the world! Or is that be dominated?
Alex I'd say it's probably worth about 5k. How is Winger supposed to pay for those diamonds if he isn't ripping you off...
Alex, I don't know too much either, but that seems like a pretty good deal to me. I'd say go for it. SOunds like a good unit for your applications.
You guys should all be thanking me for Winger's(AKA the computer grinch)pissups. i have basically financed these pissups. A few years back, I spent 3K on a computer that was held togeather with a golf tee. Now he wants 4K for a new set up and can't get me a penny for my previous 3K investment. Now I don't know too much about computers, but is a Pentium 2, with a 12 screen really worth 4K?
Cheers boys. It was another great pissup and I can't wait for next year!! Meister, be glad that you missed the show that the Woodsman and I put on after most of you had left. Madness.
Thanks again Wings for the "Supper Bowl" the football game was good as well. I am also looking forward to you taking me to the "gay bar,gay bar", what doesn't excite me so much is you "wanting to stick something in me at the gay bar, gay bar".
I love getting free tickets to the Nuggets and Jazz tonight.
I'd like to thank Wings for another fine dinner this evening. Seems on our way out of the Chili Bowl, Kelly gave Kate some Chili leftovers in a Bowl. Fine dining again. Though I nearly gagged on a giant jalapeno pepper...
Nice post for me MVI, good to see you coming back to the dark side.
Loved the Superbowel action at Wingzz. The food was great, so was the company and of course the booze speaks for itself. Thanks to MVI for being my friend. I loved the sign he installed above the shitter! Don't tell him I didn't wash!
Great bash Wingzz, I'm going to crawl under my desk for a little nap now.
The fish had negotiated to watch a 18 year old dirty bitch and a black girl go at it when the black girls friend cunt-blocked us both. Oh man the stories that could of been. Will be back soon to try again.
Rev, Click Here.
Fuck you you pussy Rev. We have already finished a 40 of Vodka and Five Alive!!
Just finished watching "This One's for John" and now "The Magnificent Seven". Two of my favourite moments in football history. Beer number 2 is now open and being quaffed for Jimmy the Fish.
Rev. Have a beer for me.
http://www.bassettfurniture.com/elway/ Who wants to buy some Elway furniture? I do, Ron*?
11:21 and beer number one is cracked.
Nice to see my bro finally has you listening to some good music. Have you given up on that fiddlin' hillbilly shee-at?
Philly vs New England? That's more depressing than watching the Cuddler in action. I guess I will start getting fucking loaded right now to ease the pain.
Dik, you'll be glad to know I've been making Chili at the Winger's in preparation for SuperChiliBowl. I spent the day with my good buddy Rev and he gave me the best disc I've ever heard. I installed the new HD receiver for Winger and he is repaying me while I post, if you know what I mean!!! Too bad you can't be here but I am sure there are plenty of mountain lionessess to tame in Colorado. The cuddler also sends his regards and wishes you were in Vegas to strike out with him. CHEERIE FUCKING OOOOOO!
Dik, I'm going grass you out. Please use more exclamation points in your next post!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love when I book a reward night on my Hilton Hhonors account for New Year's Eve in Seattle...and then they don't deduct the points from my account! A truly FREE night! New Year's Eve, no less! Under reward activity on their website, the message is "We're sorry, your account shows no reward activity." Oh no, please don't be sorry! I also love getting 500 Aeroplan points for my paid stay the next two nights, PLUS 500 more points for my "reward" stay. I love incompetence!
Shit that was funny.
This is a good laugh! http://www.wingland.net/Video/simmons.wmv
http://soccernet.espn.go.com/headlinenews?id=323760&cc=5901 Another reason not to watch soccer. Dirty Krauts!
Chili and beer. Gametime 4:30 pm, party starts anytime after 1. Everyone welcome!
The suspect was wearing all black also, Flinty digs the all-black look. What's on the menu for SB Wingzz? I'm getting hungry already!
Flinty goes missing, a guy gets stabbed and killed at the Warehouse the same night. Coincidence? My retainer for criminal cases is $5,000 Flinty.
Maybe he burnt HIMSELF down again?
Where o where did Flinty go? Did he burn down another Italian joint?
W's night out..wow Good call on the greek. fantastic,sorry I had to leave after the ouzo shots though.Sounds like that place you guys went to was pretty good!
Dear, dear, sweet Flinty.
Yikes, what a fucking miserable day on sunday. The wife was loving me waking her up a 2:30 nearly breaking down the front door. Then she was lovin my "very fucking loud" snoring all night mixed with a very drunk and lost flinty phoning my cell at 3:00 and leaving a cryptic message.
Good call on the Trap. Pretty blurry after that Guinness depth charge. Good smoke bomb Alex, you saved yourself some brain cells.
what a night. the ladies were lovin me
Couch???? I spent a good portion of yesterday morning sleeping on the floor.
I hope everyone enjoyed the couch yesterday while being hungover. 1 week today you all get to be hungover while at work!! (Gramps excluded)
What a swailer. I didn't realize W's night out was such a piss-up and Gim was such a love machine.
git me the name of dat lorry that hit me
The Ring. Pass it on or die.
Hey Gordie Bones, or any of you other whipped bitches, how about some pregame cocktails. I am thinking about 3-4 this aft. Lets start swailing.
I love boys nights cause I love men. More dudes, all the better I say. Wear something tight and skimpy lads!
I'm out. Wife won't let me.
How many errors can you find in the previous post?
Gord and I have always been confused. (Both in life and by others on the site). For this reason I will now go by my other handle that many know my by, Gordie Bones. When think Gordie Bones, think meat eating midget. Sidenote: the meat I prefer most is a warm order of beef curtins. I am in for the swailer tonight. I am already preparing a bedside emergency hangover kit Sunday morning. (So far it is just a jug of water, asprin and remote control for porn). YEEEEEESSSSSSSS
The squaws will be disappointed.
Hey Grampost. Not being done this well also meant I had to cancel a rendezvous with a couple of ladies from Grande Prairie this weekend. I expect stories on the web page. DIKDIKDIKDIK, am out for the U2 concert. If I am in Denver it will be in early April like last year. The dirties from Minny (all seven of them...no dudes sorry Dik) will be in Vega$ the second week in April and the Fish has been invited. Yessssss.
For the record... Gramps loves them both.
I think Gramps has g$ confused with gordo.
The last time Gramps saw U2 - he was so cranked that he nearly missed the Vegas-stag flight the next morning. Thanks to g$ and Bowman for holding up the plane. What a swailer.
Rich, already met Bono, sorry.
U2 - April 20th, Denver, CO - Pepsi Center. Hey Sub Larry, are you going to be in town around this time? Rev? Anyone else? Tickets go on sale Saturday am, so I need to know by Friday afternoon. Email me if you are in.
"...new untucked shirt"??? Nice! I didn't know Ron* had such style. Can't wait to see W's horizontal stripes! YYEESSSS
Sorry boys, we couldn't finish this well in time to zip into town for W's big night out. I guess someone else will have to provide Dik stories this time.
Just like old times, R6 at the Dome. Too bad there weren't any beer specials. Good to see Sam at his first game, loving the violence and gets a puck no less.
I couldn't get us into Broken Plate until after 8:30 but I was able to book Parthenon, 8302 Fairmont Dr. S.E. (Fairmont and Heritage). Ph: 255-6444. Reservations are for 6:30. In: W, Gramps, Rev, Ron*, Alex, Finty, Jeff, JB, Meister and myself.
Grampo is in. I'm all ears for N of G'more suggestions...
Wings, I am in. N of G'more boys should sync watches and figure out a transportation solution. Where are we heading after dinner?
Winger, thanks for the info. I'm obviously in for Saturday night. Rev & Gramps (and anyone else who lives north of the boonies), do you want to share a cab or ride that night down to the restaurant?
W is out of town and has asked me to confirm attendees for dinner on Saturday night. I will be making a reservation for 7 pm at The Broken Plate in Willow Park Village. Please either post here or phone.
Gramps, believe me, the front was as nice as the back!
Was "Lauren" really that nasty that you only show her nice ass? Or was it the awful chicklets?
Winger, don't forget that the hazy Pilot itinerary also included some local sporting action.
I'm loving the fake Gramps posts... At least the posts are amusing... Saturday night swailing? All guys? And a Greek joint? hmmmmm
My liver hurts from the 3 day Pilot bender, but every minute was sweet. Especially sweet is Al's barmaid hiring skills. On another note, I think you guys should rename Saturday, and any future Whingebag night out, to Winstons Allowed Night Out.
Ron*, W is making reservations for the Broken Plate in Willow Park Village for 7pm this Saturday night. Do you have a list of who is in W?
Meister, I have $30 for you from my football pool and a cheque for $23 from the Fantasy Football Pool (Dik, I have no money for you 'cause you sucked in my pool). Let me know how I can get this to you. Are we actually getting together this Saturday (Jan 29)? I'm free so I would love to go for some drinks and even dinner if anyone is up for that. I might even be persuaded to buy a round or two as I just got my share of the firm's profits for last year (ya baby!!!). Post here or call me on my cell (862-9273) if anyone is interested.
The usual madness at the Pilot on the weekend. The daily itinerary consisted of the usual 20 pints of beer, Kebabs and Indian food mixed in somewhere along the line, all finished up with 14 after midnight double gins. If someone can show me how life can be any better than that, lets discuss over pints at the Pilot this weekend.
Yes Dik. 7 rounds of golf and 2 football games.
Yes Gramps, the 3 or 4 weekends a year I see Sub Larry is ALL the time.
jtf, the only problem with being single is that you have to hang out with Dik ALL the time... those are NOT solid credentials dude.
Yes grampost. I would much rather be fat, unemployed, and catering 24 hours a day to the only piece of tail I'm ever going to get again.
It sounds like a scene straight out of the Simpsons featuring beer-loving Homer. But it actually happened it Prague, Czech Republic. A man allegedly hid in a restaurant washroom until staff went home and then hooked up beer kegs directly to his mouth. Reports say when cleaning staff arrived the next morning, they found the brew-swilling law breaker passed out on the floor of the bar at the establishment in the city of Brno, about 200 km east of Prague. “He had broken the door of the cooling mechanism ... and detached the hoses leading from the keg, squashed them in his mouth and literally filled himself up with beer,” the CTK news agency quoted a police official as saying. The man caused 8,000 crowns ($340) of damage to the beer-cooling box and will be charged with damaging property. But in one of the world’s top beer consuming countries, he might just be the toast of the nation.
Thanks for the invite Gramps, when should I join you?
Well W, you are usually very good at providing a month's notice to the boys when you can go out. Yesterday, however, I preferred the afternoon ales. I was loving the missed call from Winger. I wonder if he was lost somewhere in overseas Ogden.
As expected Gramps was a no-show last night, I guess I should have given him more notice.
Things in life that aren't fair...after two full days on the piss, I'm completely logie and Winger is fine. I won't be going to bed like Flinty, however.
Hey W, while you were geeking out on the Skype (we've all had it for about a year now buddy) - me and Rev were swailing beers at Joes. When you're ready to drink - and not need to plan weeks in advance, join us.
Anyone got a Skype # out there? Rev, I just dumped local too using a DSL only option. Skype for the technically savvy and cell for everyone else.
Thanks for the call Winger, or should I say Bungle? Anyways, I hope you scared the piss out of Zamboni. Have fun ya drunks.....
Hey Rev, what is your new phone number now that you have left dear Telus in the dust?
Good thing that you shave that tiny caterpillar that slightly grows on your face Jbitch. Your son has more facial hair than you.
JTF is proof positive that mustaches aren't only for gay guys. mmmmmmmmm.....Maybe they are.
I can do June (except the weekend of the 17th to 19th) but it sounds like Gramps would be out then. I am now also out the weekend of April 29 to May 1 (I have a trial starting May 2). Dik, if we book the weekend of April 15 or 22 we can still probably go to BC and have reasoable weather. Anyway, what do the rest of you think? Also, is there a boys night out happening on January 29?
My vote would be for a June golf trip. April or May trips are too dependent on the weather and I hate golfing when its snowing/raining. Last years Grampo stag in June had perfect weather. Ron*, ever heard of a lawyer named Tina Huizinga? That's who my bud is using. Let me know of her rep on the webpage. Dik... April golf trip in Tuscon perhaps? There will be no golfing in May for the fish since I get my shoulder carved up on May 9th.
Gotta love the U of Calgary Prof who wants to interview the "exhibitionists" from the Red Mile during the Flame's Stanley Cup run. That would be a great job - scouting potential porn stars!
Dik is down for April golf. So it's not a freeze-our-asses-off golf weekend, how 'bout somewhere warm? Bandon Dunes in Oregon? Mesquite? Tucson? Hey Sub-Larry, count me in for a Mem-Day Vegas ripper. Make sure it happens...it died a slow painful death last year.
The Ranchmans is offering me a corporate discount for a Friday night at the Ranchmans. We get happy hour prices till 10:00 pm, complimentary beef on a bun bertween 4 and six(That's a $1,000 savings for the winger). Complimentary appetizers at 9:30 pm. Door prizes before seven. Comp. line dance lessons. Free admission before 9. Minimum 10 people. If you guys want to make night out of it, let me know?
Grampo is in for an April golf trip. May is bad for me.
I don't know what the Fuck happened with the double post. Sorry about that.
Fish, sorry about the mix up, I could have sworn it was JB who made the post about the lawyer. A reunion of the fish's five (and Ronnie)? I'm probably in for that. Two days back at work and I'm itching to get away again (or maybe I'm just itching from the skank I met in Vegas). Is it the original five? On another note, are we doing a golf trip this April/May? If so, maybe we should start talking about some dates before people start booking them up. Right now I am pretty much free any weekend in April (my May is pretty booked up especially if I go with the Fish's Five). Who's into a golf trip?
Fish, sorry about the mix up, I could have sworn it was JB who made the post about the lawyer. A reunion of the fish's five (and Ronnie)? I'm probably in for that. Two days back at work and I'm itching to get away again (or maybe I'm just itching from the skank I met in Vegas). Is it the original five? On another note, are we doing a golf trip this April/May? If so, maybe we should start talking about some dates before people start booking them up. Right now I am pretty much free any weekend in April (my May is pretty booked up especially if I go with the Fish's Five). Who's into a golf trip?
Yes JBitch, it is an early form of the village people. Unfortunately, we are one short. We are looking for a overweight lump with no skills or talent whatsoever, bad hair, chicken legs, calls Dik their friend, and needs months in advance to get a kitchen pass. Seems to me the Bzta BROTHERS head the top of the list.
I love it when I'm walking on the treadmill downstairs....and my gas is so bad - that it gives a new definition of "click and drag". But I can't escape!
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/050118 Good stuff about the Colts beat down. Got the voip phone working, sounds sweet. Too much Tecate JB? Since when was Mexico overseas, or did Dik tell you that?
My buddies would need divorce lawyers if they were married ron*. Do you have a prebooking special? Is Fish's five something like the village people?
After viewing the England clip again, I once again appreciate all the times I hear Winger say "YYEESS"
Ron*. It was my budddy, not JBitch (not yet anyway) needing the lawyer . I will give him the message. On a brighter note, an early form of fishes five (and Ronnie) are in the works for the Memorial day weekend. As for the Vikes, yes they sucked but the Eagles seemed to have got a lot of breaks. Wings, you think telus sucks, you should see Northwest tel.
Well I'm back from Vegas and the Vikings screwed me (and half of Vegas) again. I think Moss needs to visit the Wizard and get a heart. What a pathetic display of half-assed play. Meister, you owe me just under $15 Canadian for your bets (your Jets win of $113.60 U.S. didn't quite cover the $125 U.S. I put down on the Vikings for you). JB, if your friend wants to spend 4 or 5 times as much money on a shark/baracuda have him give me a call and I can get him some names. I can also give him some names of competent (yet still aggressive) lawyers that can help him too and probably cost him less. Make sure he mentions your name if he calls because I won't have time to return any calls I don't recognize this week.
Rev, once you have cut the strings you are going to feel like a newborn in a world full of possibilitys! Telus is the worst communication company on the planet with absolutely no clue with regards of customer care/support. Which is needed alot when using their crappy services which never work. This isn't a hack on you W, I've hated Telus and their inferior products long before you started working for them. I can only hope you will be part of a change that may help turn things around.
Good for you Rev, I hope you told TELUS that they could have had your business if they offered DSL only. As I always said, everyone has to make the decisions that's best for them.
Winger, you will be proud. This is my first post from my new Shaw line. My Vonage VOIP device is on the way and then I will be dropping Telus hopefully forever. I hope this doesn't hurt your bonus plan W.
They put up good fight Alex, but came up short like their quarterback. The Jets are lot of talk just like Vanderjackass, ask Murray, he knows. My call for the 29th is Cilantro's, I'll wear a disguise.
Greek food, count me in. But I am not drinking. Rev, did you see Johnson in a Yankee uniform. I have started designing the Yankee rings for next year. How does a coach, after missing a field goal, play conservative when they get another chance. The Jets could have run 3 more plays at least.
I love shitting out another 16 pints of rasberry this morning. JB, aren't you glad you decided to stay with Telus? Maybe you should spend your vacation in places like Drummheller or Swift Current, probably the only places your Telus phone will work.
Who's up for a little greek? (Alex I know you are). Sat. Jan 29th, 7pm at the Broken Plate in Willow Park. After, a quick trip to Pastimes, Longhorn, Don Cherry's and the Purple Turtle.
Better than having a R6 fetish JBitch.
Winger, I have a dilemma. Strawberry Marg or Tecate? Easy one unless you are JTF, he likes fruity drinks. PS. How the fuck do you get your cellphone to work in this shitehole?
I was loving all of the carpet munchers at Wildwood tonight. It wouldn't be bad if any of them were good looking, but the one had the face of porky pig after hitting the windshield without a seatbelt on. I think I am so disgusted with the ugly lesbos that I may not even be able to have a wank. Well, maybe.
Steelers all the way.
Pretty messy evening indeed. Gotta stop those early happy hours, out of the game waaaay to early. Looks like MVI'S Jets may pull off the upset, start cheering for them Dik.
Here's some breaking news. Rev shows up tanked to Cilantro's for dinner. Had to tell him several times to calm down and stop screaming "motherf%$#" and "I'd beat the f^%$ out of him" kinda stuff. The other patrons were loving him. All we needed was Winger to show up and go on a classic anti-semit rant and Woodsman to drop in and drop out his nuts. Classic dinner entertainment. Food was excellent, as usual.
W, my rewards program consists of me getting rewarded, not my guests. JB and Brown, I talked to the Kraut the other night. He is excited about the prospect of an Oktoberfest stag. Get a hold of him and get him working on some lodging and frauleins.
Dik. What is your fascination with squaws? A geography major with your credentials(?) should be more knowledgable about the north.
Hey Sub, the MLL in Fort Nelson or Fort St. John would be the Metis Longboat Lounge...but to answer your question, no, you can't use the pass for squaw lapdances. Whingebag, it's yours.
Dik I need a MLL pass - I have 14 segments booked between now and the end of Feb. I promise to get LOADED.
Hey Dik. I might be flyin from Fort Nelson to Fort St. John sometime next month.
Lads, LAST CALL! Is anyone flying AC before February 28th? I have an extra Maple Leaf Lounge pass if anyone can use it. Post by 2pm today...otherwise, I am giving it away along with the rest of my leftover certs on FlyerTalk.
Cman, I think I missed most of the shitty stuff by being in San Fran on Tuesday night and Wednesday. There wasn't much snow on the ground on my return, so I have no idea how Denver weather made spots on CFCN. Must have been a slow news day. Maybe they should send a crew to Hanna. I can assure you, however, I didn't take anything in the rear-end.
Hey Dik - I could have sworn I saw you in the passenger seat of an suv in Denver just as it was rear-ended on an icy road yesterday. CFCN was showing footage of the shitty winter conditions down there. Or maybe you were dressed as an African American woman who jumped out of her car before it hit the rear-end of another, then she/you almost got smoked by a Mercedes suv. Are Americans that stupid?
No time, Whingebag. I have heard interesting things about the O'Farrell, however.
Dik, you would have wasted your time at the Peeps in San Fran - nowhere near as good as I expected - you really missed out if you didn't go to Mitchell Bros though.
Hey Ron*. Got a buddy out here that needs a shark to represent him from his bitch-slut-whore-cunt ex who is taking him to the cleaners. Know any?
Just back from a one day client visit junket to San Fran. To answer you question, Whingebag, no, I didn't get a chance to get down to the 'mo peepshows.
Yes that was quite a game last night Rev, but I must admit I missed the fourth goal as I was busy getting tanked in Engineered Air booth.
First of all, Rev's loyalty program gives great returns - get to watch Reve drink a 15 pack of beer and fall asleep in his chair. As far as MVI goes, we don't need to have him post or show up anywhere "in person."
W, I have been making regular deposits into Rev's loyalty program. Yesssssssssssssssssssssss!
Rev, do you have a Loyalty Program?
Murray says well if I move back to Calgary, I won't have to post because we can talk in person". Any comments? Cman, no problem, 15 pack of Kokanee if you will!
Hey Rev - Jr and I are needing a place to crash on Saturday; any room at the inn?
Great Hitmen game last night. Nice goals a good fight and a win. Where is the fucking Chinook? Murray, will you start posting again when you move back to town?
if you are wondering who all the young girls that will be with me at the stamps sidelines are. They will be my neices. Ron's new job will be selling VERCACE scented vaseline at the Boystown bathroom. Winger, your wife came by Intergold yesterday and took advantage of her unlimited credit. She ordered a pair of 4 carat earrings. Relax winger, that's 4 carats for both peices.
Good to see the retard Feterik gone. Take Rooke to Cali with you please. Hopefully they'll bring back some pride and uninhibited tailgating without hassles from guys like Bubbles. Maybe the Fish will have to pay for his first ticket. Meister, are you and Sam back in for the season?
Good to hear that both Dunigan and Rooke the fucking idiots are gone from the Stamps! Stan Schwartz should help return this team to its former glory.
I suggest the Fish as your new team Ron*!
Well I'm back from the D.R. and I'm off to Vegas this weekend for the Divisional Playoff games (it sucks to be a lawyer sometimes). Winger, sorry I couldn't make it to your place on Sunday but I am still spending a significant amount of time pissin' out my asshole. If anybody wants me to put some money on a game this weekend let me know (and I'm not talking about a Jimmy the Sub bet, I will actually make the bet for you). Meister, are you going to risk another Viking's bet? By the way, the Broncos suck and Jake's a joke. I'm now taking applications for a new favorite team.
Well, that would be just like The Sheister, wouldn't it? I guess he forgot about the Schanks win on the ponies and not having to reach into his pocket that night. "Only the Meister!"
Yesssss. I love getting paid to sit in Grande Prairie and drink for a week. Nice..Boys night out? Might just have to fly in for that one. Another week of trying to figure out the Vikes. Bring on philly. On a sad note, after 410,000 km the clutch finally went on my truck just outside Rev's birthplace Dawson Creek.
Can't believe the Vikes did it. Congrats Fish and Meister. Dik, we are now even, too bad you are in deep with the Meister, who promised to buy for all non Shithawk fans. Thanks for the grub and hospitality Wings and Mrs. Wings, see ya next week.
True to form the Shithawks shit the bed. Thanks for the $20 Dik. 21 years and counting since they won a playoff game, they truly are the biggest losers in the NFL.
Hey Rev, I'll "swing by and pick you up" tomorrow for Winger's HD Sunday. yeessss
Boc boc boc boc. Buc boc. Boc boc boc boc. Buc boc.
Rev, I was busy. Sorry I didn't promptly answer your email...I'm not parked in front of my desk all day awaiting your every whim. However, I did reply to your email before I saw your petulant post. We are on for -10 Indy. If you think I'm going to give you -6 Seattle, you're on crack. If you hold the Seahawks in such low regard, take the bet straight up, nancy-boy.
Even money? I think we know who the chicken is. My Bosox championship ring just arrived from The King of all Kings Alex. Totally awesome is all I can say. It will be on display at Winger's so bring your sunglasses!
Boc boc boc boc. Buc boc. Boc boc boc boc. Buc boc.
Back at home - 16 blistful days away from the grind (ya right). Hey JTF, chatting up a pit boss at Tropicana 2 nights ago named Steve - says he knows you? The only thing good about being home is driving up to my crib and seeing my driveway completely cleared by the neighbors - nice. Hey Rev, Paris sports book had Denver 50/1. Vikes 35/1 and Eagles 2/1. Hey W, diagonal stripes? that won't hide the fat dude. Take hefty gramps advise - always get vertical.
Dik, I'm taking St. Louis + 6 and Denver +10. $20 each. Since you don't answer your email I thought I would post it. I am not taking any other bets so fuck off everyone else, I only want Dik's money.
Dik I do not need to check with the boss to make bets. Have you checked with your mommy yet to get permission? My guess is you've got no balls?
Now how the hell did that happen?
Since the Vi-queens fan Shiester wouldn't even wager me $20 on the game...I'm lovin' the $100 bet fake post...either that or he checked with the boss and she said it was ok.
Since the Vi-queens fan Shiester wouldn't even wager me $20 on the game...I'm lovin' the $100 bet fake post...either that or he checked with the boss and she said it was ok.
Yesssss, Winger - Hillary Duff is definitely some quality wanking material!!
Sounds good Cman. On another note, I can't wait to have my first Hillary Duff wank. Man was she dirty last night.
Winger - the Jr Cman and myself will probably drop by as we travel from Canmore to home. Will try to make the kick-off of game 2.
Dik I'll wager $100 Meister bucks on a Minny win this weekend.
Boc boc boc boc. Buc boc. Boc boc boc boc. Buc boc.
Seahawks going down, Rev? Care to make it interesting? I'll gladly plop down some cash on the Colts as well.
Poor Theo. Maybe he didn't swallow the guy in the NHL who has a vendetta against him.
Rev, fuck the appetizers. Bring 16 cases of Corona so I can stay pissed through this cold snap. Yessssssssssssss!!
Swail at the Kilt tonight anyone?
Rev, What's all this about a party at Winger's and a BNO??? Gramps, have a mohito (SP?) for me... Yessssss.
Don't worry about my team, worry about your own. They are going down even if they are the favorite. Not that it matters but the only team with half a chance at winning from the NFC is Philly. It feels like another wild card Superbowl for the Broncos hey ron*? Got your email Wingzz, salsa and cheese dip it is.
Hey, Rev-runt, just don't forget your crying towel.
Winger, I will be seeing you Sunday. Shall I bring the chips or the salsa?
Anyone care to watch Denver and Minny get knocked out on Sunday in HD? Let me know.
http://tsn.ca/nhl/news_story.asp?id=110145 Good place to play when you are in rehab.
Meister wins a week in the football pool, an email from Murray Vair, I thought this day couldn't get any better. Then my favorite diamond merchant is looking for my ring size, I wonder what he is up to?
Ahh yessss. Wasn't it about 4-5 yrs ago I couldn't even fucking move during my superbowl party because of the previous nights shenanigans? Ugly. That night is perfect for W's night out.
Superbowl is February 6th this year. Almost thought BNO was on the eve of Winger's party, and that would be all wrong. W, horizontal or vertical stripes? I am going to prepare my wardrobe for the evening.
As I got a new striped "no tuck" shirt from Santa it's time for another boys night - tentatively scheduled for Jan 29th.
Alex, buy a new keyboard. Or I can sell you a new shift key. How's pregnant Kate loving drunken Gramps on the beach? Will he ever work again or pull a Theo and live the life in Mexico?
W, I agree fully with JB. Except the Tube days are pretty much gone, try finding a 40" tube 16x9. LCD all the way. Do not buy a square screen if you are thinking high end long term. Only a retard (or DÏK) would spend money on a square screen.
Tube is the best W.Will last 10 times longer. If not buy LCD.
Gotta love scoring $62 lower bowl tickets for $40 each yesterday outside the door. Not a cloud in the sky. All topped off with a 2 point convert denial for the win and the division title. Seahawks, baby!
Margs on the rocks? Or Sol?
This is why i like the cowboys. they know the are out of the playoffs. so what do they do. they hand over ely manning his first career victory. sometimes its not just about winning that makes the cowboys so great. Al, can you fix the "shift" button on my computer. everytime i talk to the winger it cost me a minimum of $500 on my computer. does anyone know the code to wingers garage door?
Plasma or LCD?
I loved cheering the Skins on in the RCC in Phoenix today. Purple fucking retards. I already know what pathetic comeback you retard vikings fans are going to have, save it, after next Sunday it just won't matter!
Nice W. Congrats meister for winning the side bets on the pool due to Dik's collapse. Also congrats Dik for your 1 game victory over the fish and the shithawks winning the division.
Hey Jimmy as I've always said the Vikes LOVE the backdoor.
Yesssss. The vikes get to play for one more week. (That will be about it though)
Loving the balmy weather, almost feels like AZ. Champion of 90's trivial pursuit and a small Texas Hold'em tourney at Flinty's last night. Flinty looked like Dik at the end of a poker night, blurry and stunned.
Everyone stayed in last night?!?! Must be because DÏK decided to leave town.
Happy New year mo-fos. May your wings be hot and your fresh kills dirrrrrrrty.Yesssss.
Happy New Years Boys! Heading for a swailer at Wingers....then to Mexico tomorrow. Thanks to ASU for the win today and the landscapers for enterance to their country. fuk i'm pissed
Happy New Years boys! Bring on 2005!
Yeeessss! My first post from the Calgary Maple Leaf Lounge. Ron*, you should probably shut your cake hole about my Seahawks...at least they are guarenteed to be in the playoffs! Broncos? Can't say that yet.
Stickman 451, the only thing you will find on this site is THE MEANING OF LIFE. Happy birthday R*, try not to get the clap or Aids while in the Dirty Republic.
Well,well, nice little site possums, don't mind if I look around??
Just thought I would wish everyone a Happy New Year before I head down to the DR for my birthday/New Year's celebration (that's right, it is my birthday today you uncaring bastards). Sounds like the weather is going to be just super for you guys up here (I'll throw an extra "sympathy" ice cube in my margarita in support of you frozen bastards). As long as I don't get Malaria or Montezuma's it should be a good trip. And Dik, congratulations on those "mighty" Seahawks making the playoffs. I'm going to thoroughly enjoy watching them get shitty-kicked in the playoffs. Winger, I'll have a nice runny shit for you while I'm down there.
Apparently the RC's were chasing a perp for stealing cars when the suspect fled into the woods. The "smart" cop fled after him on foot and both are still listed as missing 24 hours later. Nice. Maybe they ran into the big hairy beast (not to be confused with Flinty, the small hairy beast).
Listen you little midget bitch, we all know why you cheer for the Cowgirls. All you think about is some crazy steer charging after you and piling one of it's horns up your ass. That's the closest you'll come to ectasy cheering for those fucking retards.
Winger, I can empathize with you on being a Redskin fan. if my team got bitchslapped for ten years, everytime we played the Cowboys. I would leave town also. the next time the Cowboys play the redskins is Oct. 2005. Book your holidays.
Just confirmed the upgrades for the trip to see the Seahawks for New Year's. Sweet! Seahawks in the playoffs. Even sweeter! Thanks to Wings for almost, but not quite, blowing the surprise.
Have fun Gramps, the life of a retiree is nice and flexible. Going to Schanks with the boys tonight, try not to be jealous.
Hey Rev -- It's so damn nice down here -- plus the landscapers opened a new 5-star resort at Rocky Point on the ocean -- so Kate and I are heading there for a couple of days to lay on the beach. So won't be home for New Years. Have a Happy New Year to Everyone. Got drunk with Winger last night poolside. Nasty Canadian Whisky order of the day.
I love the USA! And I especially love being in a red state.
Rev, apologies for not making it by last night. Had a few sleep issues with the little guy.
Rev, I should let you know I gave that Bronco's blanket a little test run before giving it to you last night. Yesssssssssssss!!!
Hi all you guys. Just a line to wish you all(and your good Ladies)a very merry yuletide and a good, happy and prosperous New Year. Do you's all realise that a large Caesar has a festive colour to it and brings home "plenty" of cheers. As I am seven hours in front I shall be well on my way by the time yoa all drag your sorry hungover asses out of your bed. Have a great time and don't be sober. Zamboni.
Thanks to all the Hilton guests, another memorable night, although ending earlier by the annum. No Winston for the first time in forever, and no g$, ou est mes amis? Have a good holiday and drink lots of beer. Congrats to Flinty on getting his wife to go red and put a dirty little smirk on his face. Wingzz, I've been cut off thanks to the Broncos blanket, no sex until it is removed from the bedroom.
I am sad to say I will once again miss the annual Hamilton Hilton tonight. Although the turkey tonight, steak and lobster tomorrow night, and double time kind of take the sting out of it. Merry xmas lads. (even the 800 pounds of Bzta lumps down south).
What's up for the football game today?
Loving all the fake postings. JB got schooled by Grampo by 11 strokes. Primed for Winger Cup on Monday. Merry Christmas (or Happy Holidays for Rev)! Wish the boys could join Gramps for a round this aft.
Kudos to Cman and Rev for yesterday's feast. Apparently Wingers digestive system is a little more efficient than mine. I will take a picture of the coil when it comes out.
Thanks again to Rev and Cman for the smugsfest yesterday. That owners and friends cut smelled just as good coming out a minute ago as it did yesterday on the plate!
Man, the faking going on is awesome. Murray finally posts as the long lost Xmas Vag, nice. jtf, Gordo gave me a nice story about you at his summer party I will pass on to the boys today. Let's just say Gramps don't play that game south of the border. Hey dik, it's quite obvious that GWB won a complete mandate for another 4 years. So piss off with the purple stuff and cya at smugs in 5 hours.
Dick, you are a fucking moron. The only thing you are going to see that's purple is the colour of my hog after it comes out of your ass and is given a tongue bath by yourself.
Hey Chistmas Cunt, it's chilly outside. Seems you have more time on your hands than you should at Excelair. Go fix some heating.
Hey Gramps...Arizona looks pretty "purple" here, aka a bit of a shitmix...http://www.princeton.edu/~rvdb/JAVA/election2004/
I hate Christmas. I hate the stupid christmas lights. I hate fruit cake. I hate the sickening music. I hate how phony people who are usually cunts become at christmas. I hate christmas cards. I hate christmas movies. I hate roasted chestnuts. I hate christmas episodes of tv shows. I hate candy canes. I hate sleigh rides. And the reason I hate christmas most of all, dick comes home.
Yessss!!! Bailiy's and coffee at the shop followed by ceasars, gin and beer at Smugs, followed by a nap at the shop followed by beers after the nap at the shop.
Enjoy smugs mo-fos. Perhaps some beers at Limericks later where Ronstar can tell you about his new $14.95 shirt.
Oh man. 71 degrees and Corona's are flowing. Hey Wings, I hit the patio at Tia Rosa's already - service still sucks but the nachos are finer than a Mexican cutting the grass. I love it when I'm in a 'red state' and there is sooooo much debate about taking the Christ out of Xmas. Vote for dub-ya but fuck JC. hmmmm
Hello, I'd like to pass on some valuable advice at Christmas Time... First: About carrot sticks: Avoid them. Anyone who puts carrot sticks on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the Christmas spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave immediately. Go next door, where they're serving rum balls. Next up Eggnog: Drink as much eggnog as you can, and quickly. Like fine single-malt scotch, it's rare. In fact, it's even rarer than single-malt scotch. You can't find it any other time of year but now. So drink up! Who cares that it has 10,000 calories in every sip? It's not as if you're going to turn into an eggnogaholic or something. It's a treat. Enjoy it. Have one for me. Have two. It's later than you think. It's Christmas! Oh and then there's Gravy: If something comes with gravy, use it. That's the whole point of gravy. Gravy does not stand alone. Pour it on. Make a volcano out of your mashed potatoes. Fill it with gravy. Eat the volcano. Repeat. What about Mashed Potatoes: Always ask if they're made with skim milk or whole milk. If it's skim, pass. Why bother? It's like buying a sports car with an automatic transmission. Snacking before going out: Do not have a snack before going to a party in an effort to control your eating. The whole point of going to a Christmas party is to eat other people's food, and lots of it. Hello? Exercise: Under no circumstances should you exercise between now and New Year's. You can do that in January when you have nothing else to do. This is the time for long naps, which you'll need after circling the buffet table while carrying a 10-pound plate of food and that vat of eggnog. Cookies: If you come across something really good at a buffet table, like frosted Christmas cookies in the shape and size of Santa, position yourself near them and don't budge. Have as many as you can before becoming the center of attention. They're like a beautiful pair of shoes. You can't leave them behind. You're not going to see them again. Same for pies; Apple, Pumpkin, Mincemeat. Have a slice of each. Or, if you don't like mincemeat, have two apples and one pumpkin, always have three. When else do you get to have more than one dessert? Yer Birthday Day? Fruit Cake: Did someone mention fruitcake? Granted, it's loaded with the mandatory celebratory calories, but avoid it at all cost. I mean, have some standards. Finally remember: If you don't feel terrible when you leave the party or get up from the table, you haven't been paying attention. Best wishes and cheers during this most excellent time of year.
Nothing like living in the past. Pound 3 pints and hit the mall with the Meister late Xmas shopping and checking out young girls. Boys gift is purchased and the Meister says he has a doozy.
Man, that was a weak as piss fake post.
Mystery flyer tomorrow added to the list. Sounds like a good tally Cman, Salad Bar for one and all!!
FU Sub-larry I'm smarter than everyone else on Wingland. I have a BA Honors and worked hard to get into senior management at QCData. Why don't you pick on someone else for a change.
I can't believe I'm going to miss smugs being paid for from the selling of date rape drugs to minors. Just for those of you that can' figure it out (Dik) there is no reference to Cman here. (thanks for the disclaimer tip Ronnie)
Cman, that's not even going to cover the 13 caesars I plan on drinking!
So Rev, between you and I we probably $74.32 for lunch on Thursday (that is Wed for Dik).
Fox is finally in HD on Directv!!!! A little late for the Skins game last weekend, but now all we need is ABC. The really good news is Fox is hosting the Super Bowl this year, I wasn't looking forward to watching it in standard definition. Now it's going to be HD for sure!
Thank you for your concern Wingzz. I was waiting for the news to come on and Heart on Ellen was just a BONUS... Cman, I took my bottles back this afternoon. Had to make room for the Xmas Eve shaker empties.
After months of sitting in my basement, I have decided that I too will make an appearance at Smugs to see my good friend Dik. Possibly also to talk about the Broncos, Vikes, Shithawks, Fish, Redskins, and my Jets.
What is the number for Smugs? I need to know if I need to take my empties back to help offset the cost of "lunch" on Thursday. Remember Dik, lunch is Wednesday.
Rev, I know you are enjoying this fine week off, but I am quite worried why you would be watching Ellen. Is there something you want to tell us?
Nothing is as cool as Heart banging out Barracuda on Ellen, now that is cool. g$, I've checked with Smug's and you are no longer barred from the Cheese log on the salad bar, as long as you keep your pants on.
Hey Rev, in case you need to ensure your coolness: http://www.sailinganarchy.com/general/2002/cool_test.htm
Nice collapse Dik. Nothing like letting Meister pass you on week 15. Careful Dik, the sub is not far behind.
If anyone wants to go snowboardin' tomorrow afternoon let me know.
Gramps, enjoy the week and see you at the Tequila fest on Sunday evening at the house in Las Sendas. Monday should be great hungover golf! You guys better get warmed up before I get there and shame you!
Cya boys. Enjoy your annual Bovine Growth Hormone dinner. Gotta get in a few rounds starting tomorrow to prepare for the Winger Cup at Boulders next week. By the way - it was named to top 10 in America. Merry Christmas boys. yyeeesssssssssssssssssssss http://aolsvc.travel.travelandleisure.aol.com/tlgolf/worldsbest/top10us.cfm
Caught that there Ricky Williams interview on 60 minutes. Sounds like an ideal lifestyle. Wonder how a guy goes about being stress free like him?
Winger, nice work on the top quality eats yesterday. Mmmmm...carnitas. Thanks for the nasty bowls today. Sigh...if only Murrayvair had made an effort to be there...
i want to see some of your goods maybe i can obtain some
Hang in there Dik. There may be a small opening in the schedule for a quick jaunt to cowtown.
Free food? I'm all over it! Count me in Winger, I can't wait to try your chili!
Check out the Moblog. Dik thanks for the Shit tickets to the Fish game. I mean end zone and a million rows up. That's weak. I know I backstab you every chance I get but you need to get better tickets if you want more friends.
In the Christmas spirit.... http://boyoboy.ignitedminds.com/video.php
No lubing last night. Winding down the last day of work this year. Get your boys gifts ready, only a week to the Xmas eve shaker.
BIGDick touches down at 5:30...2 1/2 weeks off, baby! Sigh...if only Sub was going to be in town...
"Whiskey Fridays" at the Kilt tonight. I shall be there at 4:00 pm. Yessssss. You can come too elf....errr....R6...errrr....Gordie.
Rev how'd the lubing of the wallet go last night?
I would love to come but today I am completeing my Oct. 7 delevries(good thing I am family) . On top of that, i have all the Pink Sox rings to do by xmas. I hope the Yankees smarten up and spend some money next year. Now that the Cowboys are almost out, instead of smelling wingers exhaust fumes all day, why don't you all come and work at Intergold Saturday. I will pay you guys double the 25 cents an hour I am paying to my regular workers.
Finally some decent hacking. Keep it up.
All over the HD football Wingzz. Alex, bring me my World Series ring if you are coming, I want to show off my bling. Woodsman this url is for you, a Happy Gill? http://slam.canoe.ca/Slam/Lacrosse/2004/12/16/785961-cp.html
Wings, I'm in, but only if Murrayvair is in the house. Can you come pick me up?
I am going to host Saturday NFL action. The morning game starts at 11:30, afternoon at 3. I will be making some Carnita's for chow. If you are in let me know.
GC - is that you "can't do much" or you simply lack the necessary "drive" to do anything. You know, inertia and Newton's Law?
C'mon get the spelling right if you are going to fake post for Golden Child, The. I can't do much, but I can do that.
Apparently one becomes a welder.... anyone can do that!
Where does one manage to get hired after Telus? QCdata?
Hardly bitter W. One day I aspire to be a successful as you and work for the telephone company. Are there any openings in the Useless Information Department?
If you insist on hacking on my brother, I'll ahve to kick all yer miserable asses.
Man, Whingebag reminds me of Michael J. Fox!
My did I hit a sour note with the wallet and telephone. Yes, those were the days before headsets! For some reason I've managed to move on.... you?
I remember the days when you had your ass tied to a telephone W. Were you the only guy with 2 degrees working the phones because no one else would hire you?
Merry Xmas to all Stamps fan as Feterik fucks off and sells.
Rev I jerk off in my office. That's becuase I don't work in a cubicle with a headset strapped to my ass. Don't spend too long with your reply, you might miss a call.
I will have my people get in touch with your people Mr. Martin. How are those subs you purchased from Tony working out for you these days? I can't wait to see the snowbirds in action next time I am in town also.
Dear President Bush: I would like to join the Star Wars project, I was very impressed with the latest test. How much would you like and who should I make the cheque, err sorry, check out to?
I, of course, am out for smugs as my exploration duties to keep your homes heated and sending fat lumps (JB) to Arizona,skinny guys to the Caribbean,and Dik home for your entertainment, keeps me in the field.
Yes W, I'd ask to borrow some of your WD-40 but you probably used it all jerking off during your lunch hours in the Telass washroom. Do us all a favour, please don't ever pick up another tab. It's not worth hearing about it for the rest of our lives. Take a page out of JB's book, buy and shut the fuck up.
Has the Woodsman been hiding a secret from us? Looks like Kevin Bacon is portraying him in an upcoming film. http://thewoodsmanfilm.com/
Rev time to start applying the WD-40 to your wallet.
As much as I would love to eat for free at Smugs (I would probably have to pick up the tip or something), I will be in Arizona next week. Merry Christmas mofos and Happy Hannukah R6!
I can't make the Smugs lunch as we are having our staff lunch that same day. However, if anyone is into any afternoon drinks downtown after that give me a call as I don't imagine I will be working too hard after the lunch. If I don't catch up with all of you in the near future, have a great Christmas and New Years (I'm off to the Dominican Republic for my birthday/New Years) and Go Broncos Go!!!
No Fleet Brake rep, or his bro?
Gentlemen, Smug's reservation for 10 next Thursday December 23 at High Noon. Flyers include: Cman, Rev, W, Dik, Wingzz, Meister, Flinty, Woodsman, Ron* and our Korean man R6. Email me with any updates at work.
Yes I always welch on my bets Dik. Oh wait, I'm not freddie nash, the woodsman or el grampo. Hey, maybe JBitch can bail me out or meister at 2 points per week.
Yes, I'm lovin' the attempted jamtart by Sublarry on the bet. Even the Meister didn't try to get out of paying. Seahawks, baby! I'll take the c-note now, thanks...the Vi'queens' have to make the playoffs before you can start talking about betting on them...so do the Seahawks, for that matter. BTW, there was no appearance of superpassoutguy at the bar this weekend.
I am loving the fake post JBitch! Maybe one day you will actually be allowed to attend an NFL game and watch the fish play. Until then have fun vacuuming on Sundays.
Thanks for the great time in Denver Dik! Can't wait to come back and spend more quality time together.
Yesss. I love paying $1.12 a litre for gas in Fort Nelson B.C. Sorry Dik, I can no longer afford to pay the bet we made on the Vikes game yesterday. (maybe a double or nothing in the playoffs with some luck on the Vikes side). Hey wings, how bad did Dik embarass you in Denver? Did he pass out in the bar like he did when I was down there.
http://www.milkandcookies.com/links/23038/ Click the link under Dirty Drawers
You'll fit right in, Rev!
Off to the Shell nerd pissup. If you guys get N of G'more call me on my cell this afternoon.
Jimmy the Flub, I do not wish to double the bet, due to the recent ineptitude of the Shithawks. Give me 7.5 on the second US$ c-note, however, and it's go time! BTW...the Seahawks got screwed on MNF, this article is from their site, which of couse is not biased in the least. Even the league apologized!................ TD, or not TD? It seems the Seahawks are once again the victim of a bad call. With under two minutes to play in the Dallas game, Keyshawn Johnson's 34-yard reception in the endzone was ruled a touchdown. But television replays showed Johnson was out of bounds when he landed with the ball. The game officials are the only ones who can review a play with two minutes or less remaining in a game, and no review was made. Mike Holmgren talked to the league about the play, and they admitted it was a mistake and apologized. “His one foot touched then his elbow hit out of bounds," said Holmgren after looking at the game film of Johnson's catch. "They scored a touchdown and kicked the extra point. Once the extra point is good, it’s over.”
JB, in order to satisfy your girth, maybe rootbeer with the family at your local A&W? Diet for you of course. Shithawks and the Queens? Sounds like a new sitcom in Wingers basement. When is the boyz lunch, if I may ask? FuckYa!!! R6.
Do the Jews run America? http://www.cnn.com/2004/LAW/12/08/islamic.charities.suit.ap/index.html
Wingz, bring your shorts this weekend...mid-60s on Saturday, 56 on Sunday for the game. Sweet! Nice!
Yeah Dik. I'm soooooooo scared of the shithawks. Care to double the bet?
What no weiner shots?
Yanks have been pulling that stunt for years. Imagine being so proud you'd rather pretend your from somewhere else. Maybe Zamboni should open a tattoo shop with just Maple Leafs, then the Brits wouldn't have to answer questions about Blair being Bush's boy toy when on vacation. Can't wait for World Juniors, I'd rather go to a book auction than watch Cricket any day.
R6, I will meet you for beers Friday. Your choices of Victoria's and Boy's Town are no good for me...perhaps a hetero joint?
Winger, Ronstar, and Rev...YGM.
Shithawks suck something serious...the downward spiral continues. Sublarry, I would be worried about our US$ c-note bet next week, however the Vi"queens" looked equally inept on Sunday vs Da Bears.
Gents, I have been parolled, and actually made it through customs. Friday night beers? Will start sleeping now Woodsman, FuckYa!!!!! R6.
Thanks again Kate and Gramps for a good time, great food and for taking all my money on that stupid bluff. "All in" with Jack high and I can't even beat you.
Congrats Gordo. I get a kick out of you saying you will soon JOIN the ranks of the boring, stay at home etc when you've been there for the last year or so. The only bright spot will be to see Gordo aka "the king" perform at his stag for his swan song. Yesss. As for your golf shirt Dik. First of all I never go through Deadmonton (for obvious reasons), I bypass it. Secondly a XL would look like a dress on you. On second thought, an XL shirt will be picked up for you at the earliest possible convenience.
Great bash last night, good way to kick off the season. Anyone going for lunch today?
That's because I was having so much fun, i needed someone to bring me down. Flinty and i would like to thank you for your ca$h.
Thanks for the get together last night Paul and Kate, great evening! Besides W's constant moaning because DÏK wasn't there, I had a great time.
11, Alan Rickman, 3, 5.5, Salma Hayek, William H. Macy, Drummer, 1950's, Boba Fett, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, 3, Morgan Freeman, Terminator 2, William Wallace, Psycho, Julianne Moore, Hugo Weaving, Golf Ball, Saving Private Ryan, Mr. Black.
Yessssssssssss! 5 in a row, with 81 more mins until the end of the day.
That fucking thing is fixed Rev. It is impossible to get more than 3.
Congratulations Gord! I will leave at that as to not digress into a bitter rant about how 14 years of my life disappeared along with most of my cash and other assets. I guess the only bright spot is the 14 year-old eating machine that I have residing with me - we do have fun!
Congratulations Gordie. Nothing a divorce lawyer likes to hear more than loads and loads of people continuing to get married. Can you say Prenup? We'll talk (by the way, I am already billing you for this post). I would be all over a Vegas run or Germany. Just let me know where and when. I guess the Fish's Five is now the Fish's Four.
Germany would be great. We could sell Dik to one of those crazy cannibals for beer money. Or we could get Harald to take us to bad discos for 20€ drinks, we'll have to vote on it.
Congrats Gordie. About time sir. I'm in for another Vegas run - or Octoberfest in Munich would be good. depends on the date??
Congrats, Gordie, you madman! Fish will be bitterly disappointed...try to let him down easy. Oktoberfest is a solid suggestion...after Mardis Gras, its got to be the next on the list. What better reason that a stag rip-up!
Speaking of the Dirty Germans, is Frankfurt airport the only one with a Peep Show?
Congrats Gordie! Fuck you have been holding onto that ring for awhile. I am looking forward to wherever the tour takes us, no lightweights need apply. When is the date? I suggest Oktoberfest next year if it is later than that. 3 dirty days in Munich, yesssssssssssssssssssssss!
Congrats Gordie and Duce on the impending nuptials. My condolences to the Fish on another fallen soldier. and Brown on losing his first wife for good. Second engagement I have been informed of today. Don't worry though Ron*, I also was informed of 2 divorces upcoming this weekend so your industry should survive this rash of love. My suggestion for the stag is a sex tour of Mexican border towns or a night in the Winger's dungeon.
Well gents, I must announce that I am taking the plunge. I will join the ranks of the elderly, boring, stay and home and play board games, drink wine and complain about the government married ranks. I am now engaged to "the Duce" and have now shifted my focus to that which really matters - the bachelor party. YYEEEEESSSSSS, oh hell dirty, dirty motha fuggin YEEESSSSSSSS. Any suggestions welcome (Vegas, Thailand, Winger's basement) YYEEESSSSSSSS.
Winger in order to be "bi" don't you have to sleep with the opposite sex?
I thought that when DÏK said he loved it 'Greek' that he was talking about his salad?
What good are lawyers? (Besides the free advice Ron* gave me yesterday, thanks again.) Some greek laywers want to sue because they feel the film "Alexander" portrays him as bisexual. HELLO, Angelina Jolie is his girlfriend in the movie! Since when were the greeks worried about being gay? Didn't they invent the word 'poofter'? What will happen when the movie "Life and Times of The Winger" gets released? Will Ron* and his cronies try to block the showings due to cruelty to carrots and misuse of peanut butter? Where will it end Ron*,?
Where is the fiery political debate? The Dik-bashing comments? I come here for some lunch time entertainment and I have gotten squat for the last couple of days. Anyway, Winger me and my little lady are in for dinner on Friday night and we will be attending with Rev and Mrs. Rev. Paul, seeing as how you are a cheap bastard, I assume your party is BYOB (your invitation didn't say).
Where is the fiery political debate? The Dik-bashing comments? I come here for some lunch time entertainment and I have gotten squat for the last couple of days. Anyway, Winger me and my little lady are in for dinner on Friday night and we will be attending with Rev and Mrs. Rev. Paul, seeing as how you are a cheap bastard, I assume your party is BYOB (your invitation didn't say).
Cherry wood would be nice as that matches the desk in my office!
Do they make wooden firewalls?
http://www.luddite.com Saw the Bosox rings yesterday, very cool. Meister, are you in for some bling? Where is everyone, was I the only one not given the new secret link? Boo hoo.
Hey Sublarry, next time you drive through Deadmonton, I think you should pick up our golf shirts from Jimmy Rays. I'll take an XL.
No Sam, just the wife.
Wingz please add team Meister to the feed bag.
Here is who I have down for Dinner Friday night before the Bzta shaker, 6:15 pm at Van Gogh's in Valley Ridge. W and family, JB*2 , and Rev*2. If anyone else wants in let me know, I am going to make Reservations this afternoon.
Since he's almost due to return, it's time to post my theory on why that little punk bitch R6 has spent so much time in the Far East. Throughout his adult life in North America, imagine the constant ridicule he has faced over his diminutive stature. Short Man Syndrome was seeded and festered lo those many years. Step stools behind the FLC Pro Shop counter and behind the Long Horn bar only went a little way in easing the pain. Now imagine a Shangri-la where he towers over the majority of the native population. Big man on campus! Heaven on earth! The Sally's look up to him, the Dudes scatter from his formidable presence. Don't be surprised if the prodigal's return to our shores is very short lived indeed.
Zambonehead, why don't you take g$ and go on a little holiday? I here Fallujah is beautiful this time of year. I have sent tickets and made all arrangements. When you arrive ask for Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, and tell him you are there for the 'special treatment'. He will understand.
Oh!, and C-man I have connections over here for positions for special needs teachers. You think your small town kids have problems, come and do a week in teaching in East London. That will make you yearn for the Prairies again. (you do a thankless job) Zamboni
He rev, I've been away a couple of days, but what I'm reading makes me feel that you and the Winger need a bit of "male bonding". Shut him up and do the right thing. I promise you your secrets safe with me (and all the other guys)
Wings I think Dik is in town, why don't we go to your favorite bar Schanks north instead of the kilt.
Rev, were you loving Manning scoring 6 touchdowns yesterday? The only person I know who scored more than that was you with DÏK's sister!
Beers tonight at the Kilt around 4:30. Also, next Friday night before PB's cocktail party I am going to make a reservation for dinner at Van Gogh's greek resto up in Valley Ridge. Some will remember it as this is where we swailed between Meisters wedding and reception. I am going to make the reservation for 6:15 as Pauls party starts at 7:30. Let me know if you would like to join for dinner by Monday either here or by email.
Rev, I'm in. (but I have to be back by tonight to babysit my nephew south of the glenmore at 5pm)
If Ralph is Jesus does that make Rod Love God? If so, God should talk to Dubya and get the border opened so our cows can go on holidays while the dollar is strong. I am off to the Ukraine to help with the crisis. Gramps will be joining me as 'special envoy'. He is in charge of good vodka, perogies and loose women.
Rev, since it seems like you don't know a fucking thing about baseball, and you are such an expert on being a commie, why don't you head over to the Ukraine and start straightening things out over there? Take that double posting retard g$ with you. And while you are at it, you may as well take the Golden Child, since he isn't doing anything anyways. Screw the UN, your threesome should be able to get things straightened out in no time. I am phoning Condaleeza right now to tell her to expect your phone call.
Aerosmith? No thanks.
I don't know what the fuck is next. Why not ask GfuckinC?
Yeah then what?
A quick wank would probably cure all of that hostility and make you a nicer person Cman.
GC, that is a great idea! I am quitting this lousy job in H-town and moving into the basement of the Senior Hamiltons to live with you. Once comfortably situated, I am going to get drunk and start verbally harassing you until that is no fun anymore. Then I will turn on the stereo, put on Aerosmith's "Sweet Emotion" and just start punching the fuck out of you. As you cower in whatever corner of your basement you manage to crawl into, I will crap on your pillow and go up to the kitchen for a glass of water so that I can down my oxycontin. Feeling mildly refreshed, I will then take a stroll to Bonavista mall and buy a lottery ticket.
Where is Dik in our hour of need? How would he of voted? Do his cougs know the value of a good wank? Will JLo stayed married?
Abortion, give me your thoughts. As a Marxist I need to know how to treat the ladies. Tell me how a good capitalist should control his wooman.
g$, we are on a whole new topic today. Get with the times man.
All bets are off. Love is back.
Sorry, W. You are right, I agree with all Ralph's recent ideas and I think he should spend more than any other province per capita. jtf, we do have a flat tax in Alberta, it is the feds who are gouging you, so next vote for the separatists. And, GC, best post of the last two days. I find it funny that we all seem to be capitalists, we just don't agree that Ralphie is.
After a visit to the 3rd floor washroom I am a new man thanks to Wingzz. I suddenly feel shame for voting liberal, who knew that a simple touch could change my life?
Al, There are many reasons why masturbation is not only good for you physically, but mentally also. Do I consider myself an expert? As a matter of fact I do. Let me share some of my knowledge of this wonderful daily (sometimes twice) experience. There is proof that if a man doesn't get erections, with the blood a flowing thru his penis that he can actually lose length in his penis. So "use it or lose it" is scientific..... Because apparently without the 'power of the blood' and its nutrients and the oxygen the flesh atrophies and becomes smaller. Besides being healthy for the body, a private grope can help both a man and a woman better understand their own sexuality. If you can learn to lie back and enjoy it and really pay attention to the pleasure it gives your body - no one knows better than you what gives you maximum pleasure - you can share that knowledge with a partner and have more mutually fulfilling sexual pleasure sharing. Evolution may have even designed us to be masturbators. Notice when you are standing where your hand falls if you hang it in front of you. Apes do it, dogs and cats do it, elephants do it and even porcupines have been observed doing it, probably very carefully. One reason we may be so programmed, paradoxically, is to increase our odds of producing offspring. Older sperm can lose their ability to swim well. A good masturbatory flush guarantees fresh, robust sperm for mating. We all want to tell our children the truth about their bodies and sex, but many of us are afraid of the consequences. Parents need to let go of the idea that ignorance maintains innocence and begin teaching age-appropriate facts to children. Informed children know what sexual abuse and harassment are, what normal physical closeness with others is, what should be reported, and to whom. Rather than tell children that touching themselves is forbidden, parents may gently explain that this is best done in private (or at work, where you also get pleasure in knowing you are being paid to wank!!) And as for the religious slant, if you are a believer Isn't it incredible that one of God's most beautiful gifts, masturbation, is held in such contempt by those who wear their religion on their arm. No one has ever become pregnant, impregnated someone, become diseased, or been physically harmed because of the act. I'd like to meet the person who has passed puberty without ever doing it. The only real problems that come with masturbation are psychological and are the result of unhealthy or weary attitudes toward doing it (if you do it but are ashamed) because of people like you, Al. So I suggest that you go and have a wank immediately Rev, it may make you a happier and better person than the simple little commie voting man you have become.
Winger, you half assed wanna be capitalist. You wouldn't know the difference between conservatives, liberals, and commies if they stomped on your small package. Let's face it, the only subject you are an expert on is masturbation.
Rev, it's time you give up talking about politics, and talk about something you know about, like baseball!! Hehehe
Well gollll-E! What a highly-charged day on Wingland. Hey CMan; I have a feeling that a lot of social problems (bullying, alcoholism, drug abuse, gambling, harassment of all kinds) in Hanna would be solved immediately if you just left town. In other news -- I LOVE ALBERTA! Only in Alberta can a red-nosed dummy win 4 straight terms and take personal credit for something that started 300 million years ago. Good Job Ralph!
Here's an idea. Instead of the govt sucking up to people that basically pay no taxes (the poor, elderly, retards,students) how about giving us in the 48% tax bracket a fucking break for once. Eliminating health premuims is great for them but the $42 a month or whatever the fuck it is is not going to amout to a hill of beans. We must be the only minority in the damn country that no-one sucks up to. I agree with W, everyone pays the same. Don't penalize the hard workers that try to get ahead.
The group of Commie Pinkos continues to grow, I thought it was originally just Real, Dik and Flinty…. Now we can add Rev and g$ too. Now just because I think GWB is a freakin’ MORON does that make me a Pinko too? Hope not. G$ who are the “big boys”? I’m getting bigger by the day, does that mean I can start making political decisions? And one other thing g$ …..quit talking shit, this is a political discussion not a ‘sales tool” where you can try and guilt us into saving more – I should take all of my cash away from you for being an idiot….. oh, that’s right I already did. Rev nice quote from the Parkland Institute - located in the U&A’s Faculty of Arts – everyone knows Edmonton is full of Pinko’s. Who is on this board artists and actors? That PDF is nothing but a page out of the how to lie with statistics book, only a sucka like you would fall for it. For example, Homelessness in Edmonton rose by 60% from 2000-2002, a. only an idiot would be homeless in Edmonton, b. how is this counted, c. what % did the Edmonton pop. grow during the same time frame – yes I know it’s not 60% but accounts for some of the growth, d. what was the starting number - 3? Growing to 5 accounts for a 66% increase! I hope these Commies don’t get any g’ment funding – I see their funding sources page is conveniently blank? I for one applaud the difficult decision Ralphie had to make to get this province back on it’s feat. You can either make cuts – which nobody likes, or higher taxes – which nobody likes. Even though g$ and Rev say he can’t make a decision he made that decision a long time ago. I guess some people just prefer to wear blinders when the time is right. Now as far as I’m concerned I want a royalty cheque from the government for the stupid amounts of $$$$ they’ve been bringing in all year: 1. F the special interest groups – if they are so ‘special’ then they should be a cause worth supporting and thus be able to fund themselves. Being in the consulting world, when that “survey” came out, special interest groups were lobbying their members hard (via e-mail) to “vote” for their cause – what a joke. Ralphie should just make a decision – which admittedly he will probably have trouble doing. If Rev doesn’t want his $$$, I’ll have it. Why give more $$$ to education and health-care where according to Cman these guys can’t manage a dime, let alone a multi-billion dollar handout. 2. Yes, we should get pissed at Ralphworld (non-drinkers get free Iced-Tea). The idea of saving for a rainy day is retarded, are their any regulations about what constitutes a rainy day - probably not, and I rest my case. The cheque will provide a huge economic boost to Alberta. Most people will spend their cheque on material goods like Stereos, Cars, Restaurants, Vacations, etc, this in turn creates jobs, which creates taxpayers, thus providing a higher revenue base for the Alberta Government, and the cycle continues. I do agree with some of Cman’s comments about the education system becoming nothing more than glorified daycare, but the brutal reality is that the education system hasn’t changed with society. Now, many families have two career professionals, so what happens to their off-spring, well they spend too much time unsupervised because the education system says school starts at 8 and ends at 3 – well most professionals are at work before 8 and stay until after 5. If society has changed the way it functions, then those institutions that support society need to change too – what’s next, no emergency ward because Doctors and Nurses normally go to sleep at night? Thank you and goodnight!
That link shows exactly what my attitude is from my very first post last night on this subject. Spend less!!!!!!! Contrary to Al's original position which now seems to have changed, throw money at things!!!!!!!! g$, you are a fucking double posting retard. If you had read that you would understand that. We don't hate Edmonton, we hate you!
Rev, I think I was conscious through most of the typing of that previous post.
Yea, I find it funny that you and I are the only Ralph haters and therefore the only fiscal conservatives on the whole page. I kept waiting for Ralphie to yell out "Let's get pissed at Ralphworld" in his acceptance speech. This IS serious business and the rookies should leave this to the big boys. Rev, I can't wait for the master plan too. But here is a preview: A commission to meet to plan to discuss the possibility of maybe someday actually deciding to do something about an issue that may or may not be important to someone who speaks out, then we may or may do anything depending on which way the parade is going (by the way doing what the people want sounds an awful lot like communism) Or, the other plan is to continue spending like drunken sailors. By the way, as CMan points out the spending actually doesn't go to the schools or to the hospitals, it goes to some fuck in Edmonton. I thought you guys hated Edmonton, but I guess not.
Yea, I find it funny that you and I are the only Ralph haters and therefore the only fiscal conservatives on the whole page. I kept waiting for Ralphie to yell out "Let's get pissed at Ralphworld" in his acceptance speech. This IS serious business and the rookies should leave this to the big boys. Rev, I can't wait for the master plan too. But here is a preview: A commission to meet to plan to discuss the possibility of maybe someday actually deciding to do something about an issue that may or may not be important to someone who speaks out, then we may or may do anything depending on which way the parade is going (by the way doing what the people want sounds an awful lot like communism) Or, the other plan is to continue spending like drunken sailors. By the way, as CMan points out the spending actually doesn't go to the schools or to the hospitals, it goes to some fuck in Edmonton. I thought you guys hated Edmonton, but I guess not.
Cman, what a post. Reminds me of some of the stream of conciousness ones in the archives. W, for your information I received a raise yesterday. Of course it doesn't put me in the same tax bracket as most of our esteemed posters but oh well. Speaking of tax breaks, is that what we will get from Ralphie when he discloses his master plan? Here is a url for g$ http://www.fraserinstitute.ca/shared/readmore.asp?sNav=nr&id=578 and Dr. Phil is off limits, I LOVE that man.
"Winston you are the only one I know who could swallow a nickel and shit out a quarter so at least higher taxes won't hurt you." WTF does that mean? Sounds like a guy who has never had a raise in his life, if you had you'd know that when you get a 10K raise the wanks in government take half. Lets just get a flat tax system in place, everyone pays the same amount. If you are poor too freakin bad, maybe that will be an incentive to get off your cheese puff eatin', Dr. Phil watchin' ARSE!! Why penalize those who work hard and have the brains to be successful. Some people on this page virtually failed elementary school, but worked hard to get some more $$$$ in their pockets, why penalize them for that?
I don't normally like to step into the political arena, but I have been apparently invited by the Rev a few posts back. As a teacher, I belong to an "association" that seems to help and hurt its own cause. For example, it defends and protects incompetence to the point that shitty teachers can continue to be so forever without fear of job loss. Similarly, the ATA has failed miserably in dealing with teacher pension issues when the opportunity was presented by Lyle Oberg. On the other hand, while not exactly sure what $113.00/month in professional fees gets me other than a monthly magazine and a weekly newspaper, and, I suppose, the right to educate our "future," I pretty well despise the ATA. The whole local bargaining thing is a bit of a joke as it divides an otherwise potentially powerful political "party." Working conditions, salaries, pupil/teacher ratios have impacted the larger centres, but AB Learning did give school boards some money to use at their discretion. The trouble is a board has to decide what to do with it. Our board took $230,000 and hired a teacher to be a "divisional career counsellor." Basically the job I have been doing for the past 8 years. In my school, we were forced to cut 3 staff positions (two at the high school level), so the result is that I am now teaching my usual courses of English (25 students) and Career and Life Management (2 classes x 28 students in each)but have added Science 14 and 24 (which I have never taught in my life nor do I have a real science background) - this will be a split grade (10 / 11)containing 26 students. The $230,000 would not be enough to hire a teacher here, as it is split among several schools - we would have seen $25,000. I guess my point is that some good is coming from the government, but its response is just too slow. I still think the PC govt is better than the other parties - it is easy for them to say they will give education more money, but actually doing so seems to be the hurdle any bureaucratic institution trips over. From my professional perspective, I blame my own union (that is what it is afterall) for screwing its own. Teachers have always done lots with little and I don't see any real changes in the forseeable future. As far as improving schools, parents need to become parents again and stop blaming society for their fucked up kids problems. Parents need to start putting consequences in place to discipline their children and stop jumping on teachers or schools for taking action when their kid fucks-up rather than defending the little bastards' actions. Similarly, every time there is a new social issue it should not be downloaded to the schools and classroom teachers to solve the problems. There is no such thing as basic education anymore. Inclusion (a gift from AB Learning a decade ago) means having every manner of genetic freak in a regular classroom with the expectation that they learn the ridiculously overloaded curriculum along with everyone else. Plus schools are expected to feed the underprivelaged, administer medications (even though legally we can't), solve social problems like bullying, prevent pregnancy, drug abuse, alcoholism, gambling, sexual assault, and harassment of all kinds. In many cases we become surrogate parents for so many "students" whose parents are more immature than the kids they are trying to "raise." We are expected to promote healthy lifestyles, encourage lifelong learning, lifelong physical activity, lifelong striving for gainful employment, valuing yourself, valuing others, and the list goes on and on blah blah blah. It seems to me that I can't even fix my own mess of a life, so how can I solve everyone else's? I just come to work with a smile on my face and play pretendsies that everything is fine. Then I go home and drink myself blind, whack off and pass out. What the fuck do I care? I can do this job until I am 82 and if I want and nobody is going to object! I could chose to take my pension (somewhere in the everso distant future)and live close to the poverty line, which is basically where I am a hair's breadth from now! You know what? Fuck it, I am going to fucking move Nepal and become a monk, so I can be persecuted daily - a far easier lifestyle than this rotten fucking ride I am on now! I hope you are all sorry you fucking asked!!!
g$, you are a fucking retard. Now shut the fuck up and go eat some tofu, we are talking serious stuff here.
For those of you who don't know (apparently all of you), the Government of Alberta spends more per capita than any other province and actually outspends the federal government on a per capita basis. Personally I would agree that we get an incremental level of service. Do you? In the last 8 years, the PC party has had a party with our money by increasing spending by 86%, that's almost double for those of you who don't get it. As for Ralph, the reason I don't support him is that he has absolutely no leadership qualities other than saying the most stupid things like "you don't want to lead the parade, you want to find out which way the parade is going and then get in front of it." WTF does that mean. And, Rev, you are wrong, too. We did have a monkey running the show. He had a huge opportunity to change the way things were done, but took a page from Jean Chretien's populist, any which the wind blows program. Ralph doesn't need the Liberals to get in to "spend like drunken sailors", he already is. I can't wait for Jim Dinning to take over. I also can't wait for you spend a holics to defend Ralphie, so let's hear it.
http://www.ualberta.ca/~parkland/research/studies/execsum/ESReinvestpubsvc.pdf This summarizes my concerns. I owe everything I have to this province and the oil business, like most of us on this board. Do I think it is a bad place? No. Do I care about most of things everyone here cares about? Yes. Think outside of your political identity for a few minutes and see what you come up with. As for Dave Taylor I haven't been so excited about a celebrity since Murray Vair came into my life. Winston you are the only one I know who could swallow a nickel and shit out a quarter so at least higher taxes won't hurt you. JB, you just plain crack me up.
Rev, did you vote for Jim Silye for Senate? Afterall he almost became your father in-law, shortly before you almost became DÏK's brother in-law.
I didn't vote because I am lazy. However I would have voted PC because I am pro-big business, oil, smoking, privatization (including health care) and ANTI union, environment, government workers, teachers, nurses, shell computer employees and other communists.
Rev you can have a better health care system and top-notch education system but Ralphie will have to raise your taxes. Somehow I expect you'll be the first to whine.
A campaign of arrogance? Or a simple campaign that ran itself based on the performance of a Government that runs this province pretty damn good? Could the Education or Health system be better, of course! But things are better here than anywhere else. If you were a teacher or a health worker in any other province, you would long to be in Alberta. And thanks to people like yourself who voted and were wowed by a celebrity, I can now listen to QR77 again without having to listen to the garbage that used to be spewed on the airwaves.
I would probably be out of a job without the PC's in there. My vote would of been for separation just to show the asshole feds that Qeerbec isnt the only unhappy province in the "confederation". The leader of the alliance is a joke though, but 10% of Albertans still voted for them.
Did I say I was unhappy? http://www.teachers.ab.ca/News/2004/Latest+teacher+count+reveals+province+only+38+teachers+ahead.htm I think Alberta is the greatest place in the world to live for a variety of reasons. I voted PC in all previous provincial elections. My point is you can't run a campaign of arrogance. You have 8 billion dollars, we all "tightened our belts" as the PC's said to make it happen. I don't want the money, give it to our future, the children of this great province. Perhaps Cman could weigh in with a teachers perspective of the education system. The one thing that puzzles me most though is that I always thought Winger was a self styled, anti government, think for himself, question authority kind of guy. But quoting gov.ab.ca sites puts that to rest, where o where has my crazy Wingnut gone?
Hafta agree with Wings. The debt is gone NOT solely because of high energy royalties. It helped for sure - but the debt is gone because of good goverance. The work to balance the budget started in the early ninties when our premier took over. This was LONG before any meteoric rise in oil prices. The rise in prices is a recent windfall. I voted for the PC's Ms. deLong in my riding - and she won. Nice.
"A helper monkey could have paid down the debt". Not true, if the liberals or ndp had been in power we would be buried in debt wondering how in the hell to get out. There are so many self interest groups who have been whining for money and the PC's held the line and used the surpluses to pay down debt, instead of throwing money away at people who think the government should do everything for them while paying huge payments servicing debt. While funding every self interest group out there, taxes would be so high head offices would have been running out of town instead of fighting to get in thanks in part to the lowest corporate taxes in Canada which alot of the readers of this board appreciate. So instead of wasting money making sure that Alberta is a social paradise, thus making sure we pay through the nose in more taxes, Lefty's get to enjoy the lowest taxes in the country, no PST, a healthcare system, while needing improvement, that is second to none in the country and already spends more than any other province (http://www.health.gov.ab.ca/about/funding/pdf/xcanada.pdf) a K-12 education system that is amongst the best in the world, never mind Canada, that is due in part to the highest spending in Canada (http://www.learning.gov.ab.ca/news/media/Funding.asp) part of which is due to attracting quality teachers, like the Cman, because of high wages (http://www.learning.gov.ab.ca/news/media/Salaries.asp) Instead of spouting garbage which is simply not true check how Alberta compares to the rest of the provinces, life is pretty good here. Think about that while you are enjoying your natural gas rebates all winter, while driving on some of the best roads in Canada. And if you aren't sure about that try getting around in places like Vancouver, Montreal or Toronto. You can't. And when you can the state of disrepair of the roadworks in those provinces ensure high maintenance costs for your vehicle.
Personally I didn't care who won the Grey Cup but the CFL is the only league that would have it's MVP on the bench the whole game. I'm a Wally and Dickenson fan but I didn't agree with starting him, maybe the Colts will sit Manning in the playoffs. I voted for Dave Taylor and he actually beat Lord. Here's a nice Lord quote. Lord said hostility played a role in the outcome, saying "I personally don't think voting out of anger" is desirable. C'mon Ralph et al, you don't have a fucking platform, and you treat us like children. A helper monkey could have paid down the debt. The money belongs to the people of Alberta, not the government. I don't even have kids and I know what a joke the school system is. Audit the post-secondary institutions and find out where the hell all the money going. Build some fucking hospitals, how many people will die trying to get to Rockyview during the Glenbow/Elbow interchange construction? It's called Governing, not Ruling and there is a big difference.
Sorry for the confusion Dik, you must of spent all morning trying to figure it out.
Too bad we didn't have Blimke in our riding. I think he would have done a bang up job. At least 51 people who know Ralph is a raving liberal knew who to vote for.
Len, all part of the carefully thought out plan. It is obviously working if people like you who really know football are falling for it. Mulder and Scully should have been called in the second the game ended.
Wings: I know you know Wally on a personal level, and I only met him as a coach, but I don't like the man, and you can chalk up another loss to Buono. This is the third time that he has returned to his original starter after the back-up has got the team to the Grey Cup, and it's the third time he's lost. Also, Rev always points out that he hates it when Wally gives up the deuce in the end-zone. Well Wally had O' Mahoney pooching the ball on all kicks to avoid the return game of the Argos. What a chickenshit. Besides, they beat the Roughies, so I'm a little bitter. Good for the Argos.
I was quite dissapointed that the separatist party wasn't running a candidate in my riding, as they would have got my vote for sure. Fuck Canada, it's time to move on and control our own destiny. I am tired of seeing the tax dollars from myself and my fellow Albertans, the tax dollars from business in this province, and revenue created from our natural resources going to subsidize lazy liberal fucks from the rest of this country. On a side note I am willing to bet that most on this board, like most other Albertans, didn't even bother to go vote. When I went to vote around 4:30 there was maybe 6-8 people in the gym. The returning officer said it had been very quiet all day.
Congrats to King Ralph on another rout at the polls. For liberals like Wings and Rev, I gotta tell you - Taft's speech to his supporters was like listening to Flinty after he pounded a bottle of Meister's home-brew. He's quite the public speaker.
C'mon Winger...the Argos won it for Flinty.
Apparently, you also have a dilemma as to what your handle is..."the russian", "jtf", "sub russian"...make up your mind, retard.
Hmmmm... Playing cards with Dik or going out chasing skirts on fresh kill friday. What a dilemna. I'll let you know by saturday Dik.
I love the conspiracy that league has going on to let the Argo's win the Grey Cup. Lets see, a shitty team poorly coached and managed, on the verge of dying with no fans going to the games and needing a reason to try and build a stadium to stay alive. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Hi guys! I've sent "the Winger" back home to you. He left some bits and pieces here which I was going to forward on, but by the time I, (sorry Sue) wiped them off the bathroom wall and scraped them off the bathroom carpet tiles the food bits were't fit to be posted. I was going to place them in his rental car, but unfortunately he lost that at Bluewater,but that was o/k, he blamed Bungle! The man is not invincible when he tries to drink with the Brits!! (I will expect the retort Bob) Meister will you send your e-mail as I have misplaced it and I want to have a sensible conversation with you, not within the scrutiny of this bunch of reprobates
Flinty has generously offered to host a card game way down in the 'town on Friday night. Texas Hold 'em format. So far, we have a Meister, a Flinty, and a Dik...need more flyers for a good tourney. All those missing their Dik for Grey Cup...here's your chance. Hey Sub Russian, are you in town?
Fine dining at Meisters. Solid beef dude. Excellent appy's as well from the Mrs. Congrats to Flinty on the boatmen victory. Good to see another Gramps winning the MVP.
Yeah Ronstar, except about 5 inches taller and DIRRRRTY!
Meister, thanks again for the awesome feedbag and hosting the Grey Cup party. It was a blast. Winger, do you even remember JB calling you during the first half? The only thing that could have made it better was if Dik was there. Oh well, you can't have it all. And Fish, are you talking about the "not-so-attractive blonde amazon woman who was like 3 inches taller than me"? If so, enough said.
Rev, W spent most of yesterday with his head in the toilet. Good times.
Thanks for the excellent feedbag Meister, delish. What happened to W? Couldn't find G'more?
Its too bad that my cousin came in the Grey Cup pool at the last minute and took your number and the $1200 that went with it. Only the meister could host at party and still find a way to make money.
Meister do I need to bring my own bread for a Prime Rib Sandwich?
I too will be unable to partake in the festivities as I will enjoy watching it from Northern Alberta. Will this officially be the last year of more adults that children? Course R6 can be counted on both sides.
Have fun at the prime rib bowl boys, I would have gone for sure but since DÏK wasn't going I decided to boycott it. I will be watching it from a comfy stool at the Pilot though. Yessssssssssssssssss.
Dik, thanks on the offer, but my turn around between flights won't leae me enough time to wipe my ass before jumping on a plane back to civilization. Tries getting a holiday used up to take advantage of the Meister beef party, alas unseccessful. JB fuck you! Two weeks, and I too can aide in waxing Gramps various body parts, unemployment!!!!! Until then, FuckYa!!!!!!R6.
Yes. My first post with the new handle. Wings, since you've been thrown out of every A&W from here to Regina, its not a surpise you got turfed from the BK. However, you going quietly... I have to call bullshit on that.
Hey Ronstar. The young accountant informed me on our date that the birthday girl TRIED to wheel you but you took off running like Dik on the playground in jr high. Care to elaborate? Also, the fish has a new nickname courtesy of the young ladies from Limericks. Now I'm known as the russian.
JB you bring the booze, we've got no R6 and no Woodsman, too far for both to travel.
Hey Meister, I should have posted sooner. I will be attending a Grey Cup party in Lethbridge with Dar. I invited her to come to your party, but alas she cannot come out to play. In my absence, just print off my "wanking" award and put it on the wall of your tv room knowing that I am with you guys in spirit!
Meister, JB and Mrs. JB shall be there on Sunday. Do we bring anything? Is that midget R6 going to be there? Woodsman?
Awesome, Dik's comming to town this weekend. Give me a call and we can hook up for a beer. I am busy tonight and all day and night Saturday, Sunday I am having a few close friends over, nothing you would be interested in. Maybe Monday night for football, unless you fly out during the day, then we can catch up on your crazy anctics in the new year.
Dik i'm in get me a tix on the 50 yard line.
Meister, Ron* is a "1" if his cousin shuts him down.
Hey Winger, the stinky fish play in Denver on December 12th. Mile High awaits your other favorite team.
Sweet! Just got a websaver on United to YYC this weekend...
"Meister, I am a game time decision. Not much of a crap football league fan." I input this into the babelfish translation tool and it came up with this "Meister, if DÏK was going I would be in, but since he's not I couldn't be bothered".
Hey Bob, here's that website you were asking about http://www.fedorovbrothers.com/
Meister, I am a game time decision. Not much of a crap football league fan.
Looks like a solid crew in attendance for Grey Cup, for those who didn't know if they could make it until we knew Dik wouldn't show, good choice. Winty and Cman what's up with you?, just in case you didn't get my email Dik won't be there. Feel free to show up anytime after 3, game probably won't start unitl 4:30. Flinty is an Argo fan so it would be really nice if we all cheared for BC.
Thanks to Ron* for having the guys in offices near me wondering why in the hell I was laughing so hard!
Meister - Mr. and Mrs. Gramps will pop in for a beverage.
Sorry Dik, I'm waxing Gramp's back that night. Meister, I'm likely a "2" for the Grey Cup Party (Dik's not going to be there right?). I'll confirm if I am a "1" or "2" on Saturday if that's okay.
Sorry Dik. I have to find someone to wax my back that night.
Dik did you say you were going? Think I might buy some books with W and W.
I am going book shopping with W, sorry DÏK.
Come on lads, who's in?
One week from tonight, in the tradition of The Pogues, celtic punk legends The Mahones will be at the Ship and Anchor. A top notch raucous beer drinking band if there ever was one. Rev, Mrs. Rev, Karen and myself will be in attendance at 8:30 to kick off US Turkey Day weekend. Come on down for a pint and some good craic.
As a side note...boy, Gramps posting activities, both real and fake, sure have been curtailed since he got hitched. Perhaps a directive from the boss?
Winger, you are off on your weekends. US Turkey Day is not until the following weekend, so I will be absent from the Meister's Prime Rib and BYOB Extraveganza. The good news is, you will be back in Calgary...we can get together and you can regale me with your latest drinking and travel adventures. I'm loving someone fake-posting for Gramps and rehashing my past when I was supporting a sally and her dependent on a lesser salary, and was not able to put on the lavish get togethers to which we are now accustomed...catered Coupe Grey parties would have cut into my beer fund.
Meister, table for two.
Well Gramps, you will get to enjoy DÏK's company as he will be in town. Maybe Meister has contracted the catering out to DÏK, so don't count anything out yet!
a grey cup game without dik asking for chips and salsa? shocking
Hey Bob I forgot to mention that I have got some terrific Margarita mix and I'm not short of Tequila. Come and join!!!
Hi guys, once again you have entertained me with your diatribe. I tried for a few days to stop myself from reminding you how england narrowly sneaked a victory over Canada, but I just couldn't prevent myself informing you. But, you bunch of bastards, you didn't have to punish me by sending the "Winger and Tony" over here to me to exact revenge!! Next year I promise we will throw the game. Rev I still don't know what Clark County is about, and Meister, Let it be known that religion aside that poor old Guido Fawkes "was fitted up" (he was only supposed to blow the doors off! and Oliver Cromwell was an asshole) There ends my fortnightly contribution to your comic. Regards to you all. Zambonhead
Were you loving the quick entrance and exit, fish? About 2 mins after we left we were asked to leave the Drive Thru at Burger King because apparently they didn't like the harrassment. You can imagine we quickly left without making a scene!
Meister? Free beer? Must be still in some sort of a coma from Saturday night. Great cameo appearance by the way wings!
Lads, if anyone is travelling on Air Canada before the end of February, I have one or two extra lounge passes for your enjoyment. R6, you little punk bitch, if you are returning to Canada via Vancouver on Air Canada, I also have a couple of extra arrivals lounge passes for YVR. I can mail them out if you can use them.
Cman, Sub Larry has his head in his ass as usual. CBT stands for Crazy Bitches Taken. Sub will tell you everything you need to know about dating the psychos.
Ricky thinks only I can talk like this. Ricky thinks this dik guy is a retard. Sometimes when Ricky wakes up in the middle of the night, Ricky enjoys CBT. Ricky really likes that. Now Ricky is going. Bye.
Grey Cup at the Meisters, everyone invited, even that faggot Argo fan Flinty. Let me know by email or wingland who's in so I can get enough beef for the crew.
The guys are blowing smoke Cman. Since you are about to enter the golden age as a single dude CBT stands for Cougar Based Tactics. There are introductory courses for this new and exciting upcoming stage in your life and some info will come in quite handily in some of your future endeavors. Please phone your good friend Dik for more info.
W, your explanation of the acronym certainly sounds the most intelligent. Winger's definitely is believable, Gordie's is probably most accurate!
Cman Winger doesn't know what he's talking about - as usual - CBT is short for cognitive behavior therapy.
Cman, CBT=Computer Based Training. This is a method used to teach the sexually deprived souls on the planet how to pleasure one self, all in the comfort of one's home.
CBT eh? I know JB is into VLT (vagina and lip tourture). He is always talking about VLTs and lets go get some VLT??? Don't know for sure...
Winger, remind me what CBT stands for again? I know it is sexual and I am contemplating exploring some new areas of erotic "pleasure."
Hey Yasser Bobafat, just out of curiosity what percentage of chicks actually stick around and chat after the CBT line?
Yesss. A great feedbag and beverages on Sat night. The final tally was my buddy Hoss wheeling one of the amazon women whilst the fish has a date with the young accountant Katrina on Wednesday...and no dropped beverages by the Ron*.
Yesss, jtf is in for Smugs - he is promising to reveal more about Dik's escapades.
W, Jeff Giem is in for Saturday, so time to increase the reservation. It is going to be a gay old time on Saturday night! And I mean gay in a festive way, not a penis in the bum way DÏK.
Winger, here is one that made me think of you for some reason http://www.ebaumsworld.com/wakthesak.html
I won't know when my firm X-mas lunch will be for a while yet so just let me know on whatever you guys agree for the boy's lunch (although it sounds like Wednesday, December 22 is winning out eh Dik?). See you boys on Saturday night for dinner and a few beverages.
Reservation for Smugs on Saturday for 6 @ 6. Wings, Meister, Rev, Ron*, Flinty and W. Everyone else can go to the King.
Dik as your therapist has no doubt told you, you don't need to have friends when you have a great imagination.
Meister, you had no friends as a kid, did you?
Grampo is out. Have fun again boys.
Gramps are you in for Saturday - you must have built up some points with the old lady after going to Emerald Lake in the low season. Anyone else who hasn't responded yet..... JB, Alex, Halladay, jtf, veggie gord. Believe it or not there will be a Woodsman on display during apres dinner cocktials.
Solid Wings on the new addition to the Moblog Favorites. ddddddiiiiiiirrrrrrrttttyyyyyyyyy
I think Thursday the 23 is a good day to empty out my piggy bank on you guys. P.S. Dik don't read this post, lunch is on Wednesday Dec 22.
Thursday works well for me as well, but lets tell Dik it's on Wednesday.
Rev, also good for any of those days...Wingz suggestion for the Thursday is as good as any.
Rev any of those days works for me.
I suggest Dec 23rd.
Dudes, email me with your deep thoughts about which day(s) are good for you from between December 20-24 for this years Smuggler's lunch. Gordoroy, do they serve grilled cheese?
Happy birthday Rev. I hope you can make it out on the 13th (assuming we are still doing that) so that I can buy you a drink too (I still owe the Meister). Also, have you guys figure out when the Christmas lunch is? If it doesn't conflict with our firm lunch for the first time in history, I'd like to go. By the way, what's up for Grey Cup?
Go gren? Dik, who the fuck are you trying to kid? Guy claims Irish heritage and all of a sudden he can chant Go Greeen. Nice. Good to see Rev and the Winger going at it about the moron also known as Bushie here in the Rok. Winger, try AFN for two and a half years, and then claim he is as noble as you may think. I fear for anyone having to go south of the border. I'm guessing we are going to be named the next terrorist state for not supporting the dumb fuck, and trying to sell health care, and our third world prescription drugs at a reasonable price. Nice. I am now stating that not only will I be home for the x-mas luncheon, but would like to attend if allowed. Getting home around the end of the first week in December, so let me know. JB, fuck you! Thanks G$, i'll let him know. Happy belated to Meister, Rev, and anyone else I may have missed. What else, oh ya, FuckYa!!! R6.
Yikes Cman, seems the fortieth birthdays start earlier than even Winger anticipated! On another note, I was lovin' watching live CFL coverage of the Roughies screwing the Eskhomos yesterday on Kroenke's new Altitude Sports Network. Just hoping they carry La Coupe Grey in a couple of weeks. Go Green!
Happy B-Day, Rev! Go easy on your liver or what is left of it - you haven't hit mid-way yet as I am about to in a few months.
Thanks for the kind words gents. JB, all I'm gonna say is Janelle and you didn't mind then. Wing's, who should I cheer for? The Dolphins? I'll stick with the Denver John Elway Heads.
Happy b-day, you old coot.
Happy birthday Rev! Hopefully with age will come the wisdom to cheer for a real football team. It hasn't worked for the Meister, but you never know....
Welcome to the club Rev, unfortunately not a very exclusive one. Happy Birthday and I know you will do the right thing and get pissed.
Happy B-day to Hamilskin! Get hammered but not so hammered that I see you naked again. Yikes!
Happy Birthday to Rev! Hope you have many Canadians!
Thanks Gramps, was at Hearth & Home on the weekend, looking at models in the $4K range - will head over to Mr. Fireplace asap.
W, I bought mine at Mr. Fireplace in 'the lawn' - 17th Ave SE. I bought it for $1200 installed.
Any Winglanders know anyone in the gas fireplace business?
Whingebag, by "Irish" you could only be referring to those scumbag fenian IRA pansies who blow up innocent civilians, including women and children, and make sure they are miles away from the blast when it happens...and I couldn't agree with your statements more.
You've got to hand it to the Iraqi's - not only do they blow things and people up, they kill themselves in the process. Now that's what I call fighting for a cause. Not like those pussy Irishmen who never had the balls to become martyrs for their freedom. The Irish should be ashamed of themselves allowing third world rag-heads to show them how its done.
Congrats to the Newfound.... errr.... Saskatchewan Roughriders for kicking some Deadmonton ass. I know Len will be hoping for another victory this weekend, but I will be cheering for BC.
Lovely to be at Emerald Lake Lodge on a Sunday night. No one else here. Hitting the tub for a little 'evening action' with the old lady. Have fun at work tomorrow dickheads. Cya in a few days.
Dik I can't wait for you to explain sarcasm to me.... why don't we start with "How can someone dummer than Dik be World Prez?"
Nice angle cman. Never thought of that one. May have to "borrow" the lad sometime.
Whingebag, let's get together when I'm home so that I can explain the meaning of sarcasm. "How can someone dummer than Dik be World Prez?" We'll also cover off the proper way to spell "dumber".
Hey Rev, I will bring the Canadian Tire Christmas tree!
Well, jtf I'll have you know that I actually had Jr. Cman do all the talking. I got him to phone her and ask important questions like "Do you have a boyfriend?"; "Do you want a boyfriend?"; and "How much money do you make?" Playing the "My wife..sob...left me..sob." is sooo below me!
Come one come all for the party of the year, tonight is the Xmas eve shaker. If I don't answer the door leave you liquor on the back deck and a kind donation for the host. I might not be in for dinner on the 13th, but probably post dinner activities.
Yo Big Al Zamboni, happy Guy Fawkes day!!!. Just try not to burn down the Pilot with all the fireworks.
Hey Cman. Did you rope this Lethbridge gal by rendering your accounts of goaltending feats in Mexico or did you stick to the standard my wife left me bullshit?
And bite you did.....
Look out Mynt. JBitch has a kitchen pass and the fish may be home in time to paricipate. Yessss.
Rev, DÏK just came up with a fantastic plan!! How about if the Hamilton Hilton xmas eve shaker is tomorrow night! Fuck that would be perfect.
Sadly, I find myself somewhat partial to Dik's suggestion regarding XMas feedbag.
OK, I'll bite...Pay attention, Whingebag, Cman is not available until after the 17th of December...nor am I. I think you would be seriously amiss in having the Xmas feedbag if a previous "sponsor" cannot attend. Ah, what the hell, hey Rev, why don't we have the New Hamilton Hilton Christmas Eve Shaker in November!
W - right now it doesn't look like I will be available as Jr.CMan has hockey on the road on Saturday. There may be a possibility, but I won't know for sure until after this weekend.
Cman are you available Sat. Nov 13th?
All righty then, here is the post Winglanders have been waiting for. After consulting with the good Reverend, WE have decided to step up to the "plate" and take care of the Smuggler's Inn Christmas Luncheon - food and drink. Since neither Rev nor I make as much in a year as some of you guys make in a day, we have agreed to help each other out to fill your faces during the Christmas season. We are open for suggestions of dates, but I will not be available for this event until after the 17th of December. Rev can you look into available reservation times?
Winger, I can't say I have ever thought of Valerie Pringle in a sexual way but that is not to suggest that she is not sexual in some way. Afterall, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Since she left Canada AM, the show has proved immensely. I do recall seeing a trailer for her program on the Travel Network and she was wearing a bikini. And as I recollect, I think I felt a twinge in my loins. Therefore, I conclude she might be worth a "banging." At the risk of being crude, at least you would be able to determine what her real hair colour is! Certainly, a late night wanking while visualizing Ms. Pringle isn't going to hurt anyone - enjoy!!
Hey Ronstar - no bullshit - I have a new sweetheart in Lethbridge. She works for Costco, so I get a discount on the huge tubes of Astroglide and giant boxes of Cheerios!
Bring your wallets boys, I will not be buying unless Winger gives me a good gummer.... errr wait a second, I think it's the Gimps turn to buy. God will protect you Gimp if you buy, and we'll let you pray you born again neocon.
Geez Bob that sounds swell. Maybe we should make a weekend out of it and go to Banff for some spa action, I know the ladies would love it. Perhaps your old lady would get off your back and let you go out for some beer after that.
Meister, I am thinking about getting a group of us together on Friday, Nov 26th and taking our wives xmas shopping and for manicures, that type of thing. What do you think?
Oh ya, Gordie, if you guys do go out on Friday night give me a call on my cell (862-9273) if you are in the downtown area. And, just for the hell of it, a friendly "hi" to Big Al Zamboni, Bungle, Rat Boy and the whole England crew.
Meister, happy belated birthday. I'll buy you a drink on the 13th when we head out for the boy's night. Winger, Smugglers and Limericks works for me (followed by a little Speakeasy or casino action???). By the way CMan, also belated congrats on that Miss Lethbridge thing (assuming it's not bullshit). I'm working on a little 22 year nursing student myself at the present time.
Rev, just hold off purchasing that Smug's feast until the Boy's Holiday Dinner!
Check that on the No Limit Hold 'Em...Friday, Nov. 26th.
Don't fear the Texas gunslinger boys, he is merely a puppet. It is the gang of angry midgets behind the yellow curtain we must truly fear. R6 - Your Bro can reach me at 800-517-8670 ext. 206. For those who know the friendly Red Head Burton Dickie a.k.a. Eggburgler a.k.a. BJD a.k.a. Computers beat girls any day...etc He will be in town tonight and a sanctioned Bender has been called for Friday night. Start at the Casino then off to ??? for some irresponsible consumption. JB will make an appearance. Repeat. Johnnie B has arranged a night out away from Domestica, the planet where he currently resides and licks his own vagina fortnightly. Arrange your passes now, sign up and don’t be late.
Rev, Meister and Flinty are in. Looks like there could be a big crowd on hand to witness your purchase of dinner.
For Saturday, Nov. 27th then, I propose a boys night Texas Hold 'Em tourney. $25 buy in. Pay top one or two, depending on how many flyers we have. No limit rules...side games as guys get eliminated from the main game. Meister, tell Flinty since he says he doesn't read the page. I bet Flinty is a lurker.
Dr. Cman, I haven't had to consult your professional services for quite some time, but have a question for you now. I want to bang Valerie Pringle. What do you make of that?
Well look at that -- George Bush shows up and manages to spell his own address wrong. Why am I not surprised?
Suck ass you Canadian commie bastards!!!! ahahahahahahahahahaha..........ahahahahahahahaah!!!
Two more Marks and you almost have a W stag! I'm only going if Canadian Bungle is going.
OK so far we are 3 (Ron*, Wings and me) for Nov. 13th - 6pm at Smugs. Who else?
Thank you gents, the gin is in the freezer, the red wine is ready to pour and the advil is on the counter for the a.m.
http://sports.espn.go.com/golf/news/story?id=1915331 win one tournament and then your on the links full time. Way to Go Ms. Dik.
Meister - Happy B-Day. Hope your nose gets nice and red today
Happy B-Day, Meister! Here's to surviving yet another year! Cheers!!
Happy Birthday Meister! W, that date sounds good. Smugs and then Limericks?
Happy Birthday Meister! Hope all your dreams of hookers and gin come true!!
I am the King, some people may want to change their passwords on their webservers eh Dik? That was easier than hacking Gramps....
Just when I think you lads don't like me, you post these kind things about me! Cheers!
Not to interupt the political debate, but are we really doing a Boy's night on November 13? If so, I'm in and I have a suggestion. Cage-match between Winger and the Rev after 10 tequila shooters. Winger in the red trunks and Rev in the blue. Two men with only their fists and possibly a pool table to slam heads into. What do you think?
http://guardian.assets.digivault.co.uk/clark_county/ Something to get the Crankees riled up.
I'm quite surprised to see my name come up in this little tussle. Anyhow, we all have to give credit to the Republicans this time. They convinced millions of people that a coke-snorting draft-dodger and a fatass geriatric con-man are real patriots and the decorated war hero they were running against is a pussy. Not a bad bit of marketing there. Next up on the agenda -- a national "No More Evolution in Schools" campaign, mandatory military service and the first trillion dollar deficit. Good times! It won't be all fun and games though, because 4 more years with this bunch of fuck-ups fucking it up leads directly to one place -- Hilary.
Keep going boys, don't let me down now, and Rev answer me, what is operation Clark County?
And as far as Saudia Arabia is concerned, I agree with you 100%.
If you think a Democrat leader wouldn't have been fighting an unwanted war, you are very wrong. It may not have happened as quick as it did, but it would have happened. Terrorists didn't start attacking because a Republican was in power. There were many attacks on US interests world wide, including an attack on the WTC during Clintons stay in power. Even if Gore had been elected the tragic events that took place after the election would have still happened. Saddam would have continued funding terrorism world wide, while killing and torturing his own people, and those around him. The difference is Bush took action immediately, and correctly, helping to save the world from terrorists who would rather see you and I dead.
Guess I hit a nerve? Not that you have clue what my job entails, nor do I have a clue about yours. I haven't seen any handouts in my lifetime I assure you. You can attack me, but the GC, nice low blow. Hardliners like the ones in office during 9/11? You mean the draft dodging, "i had other things to do during Vietnam" Cheney. They are not hardliners, they are cowardly warmongers. Iraq had about as much to do with 9/11 as Australia. Kill the terrorists, I don't have a problem with that, what they have now created is a new generation of people who will want to kill. If you want to invade someone then go to Saudi Arabia because that is where the fundamentalists are teaching people to hate Western Democracy.
How is working taking handouts dumbass? Thats called hard work and climbing the ladder, which you don't seem to have a clue about. After a long career of stealing from bars, you now sit on a chair and answer questions you don't have a clue about. Between you and the GC, you two have mastered the art of "taking handouts". I made it on my own. And if it wasn't for the leaders of the world who decided to take a stand and kill the people that want to wreck our way of life, the terrorists would be still blowing shit up all over this continent. Go have fun reading your Jean Chretien memoirs. I would expect dumbass comments like that from DÏK, not from you.
Last time I looked Winger was the one taking handouts from the government when he was a blue collar labourer. Funny how a keyboard can change his views so quickly. If anyone is going to take away freedom in this world it is Bush, try reading the Patriot act.
Yep, looking like another 4 years for the World's President. How can someone dummer than Dik be World Prez?
Zambonehead, looks like you have another 4 yrs as one of Bush's Bitches. Come on Bush!! Put this thing away.
Hey guys! we're 7 hours in front anyway and most of the Floridians and Milwaukeeans? have voted by now and it seems to me that it's pretty neck to neck, It's not your country , but sadly it will affect you. You're gonna get the best of a bad bunch. (It could be worse, we could send you over Cherie Blair,who is as it happens the daughter of a very bad sitcom actor, who is a left wing activist, and on benefits. But let me not get political "till" the votes come in! Anybod got any opinions for an international politica debate (Winger yoy're not included) zamboni
Already have other obligations on the 27th.
How 'bout not!!
Hey Wingebag...how 'bout a delay on that boys nite two weeks till Nov. 27th?
Next boys nite is Saturday, Nov. 13th. Rev why don't we get started at Smugs - 6pm?
Actually W, Rev probably thinks that the Government should subsidize it. While overtaxing and running scared from bad people who want to take away our freedom to go out for lunch.
Let me translate Rev's post. I'm too cheap, perhaps someone else will buy.
Rev, perhaps you missed the jist of Whingebag's post. A few of the more generous winglanders have already stepped up to the plate. It's time for some new blood to pony up. I will contribute another suggestion...Sub Larry's Oilfield Services.
How about this, if Kerry wins his supporters will buy. If Bush wins and fucks the world up for what will probably be 25 years (especially if you are an American) then they can buy. Of course most of the posters here are too pussy to have an opinion so why don't we just have Dik buy seeing he makes those giant greenbacks.
Well it's that time of year again..... time to find a sponsor for the boys xmas lunch/dinner. Last year's sponsor was Wingland Consulting. Previous year's sponsors were Dik's Childcare and W Enterprises. I wonder who will step up to the plate - Excelair?, Rev's Boarding House? or maybe even Briscocorp?
I have been wanking for about 15 years as an amateur, but it wasn't until my wife left me a year ago that I decided to turn pro. Since that time I have been working on various techniques using my right hand which is dominant and gets me off the quickest. I also use my left when I have a little more time to concentrate on the "long ball." I find I am gifted with long arms and slender fingers, so I have developed my "reach around" technique as well. I'd like to thank my sponsors Astroglide and K-Y for there support over the past year. It would have been a dry year, but they really helped me ease through the tight squeezes. I'd be remiss in forgeting to thank the Winglanders for their support. I will be looking forward to shaking each of their hands in the near future. I also have to thank the new lady in my life - - Dar, you have shown me that I can be a champion wanker through contrived sexual exploits and dirty phone calls. My conscience comes clean every time we talk, I just wish you would stay home....thank you and good night!
Looks like Cman has just picked up an award wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy better than DÏK's. www.celebratehannasbest.com/cman
Thank you, Cman, for your kind words and unwavering support.
Dik, that website sure is a lot of work just to draw attention to yourself!
The global 2004 presidential election. 113,552 votes from 191 countries. The winner is John Kerry with 77.1% of votes. The votes are as follows: Candidate Votes Percentage Bush 10221 9.0 % Kerry 87446 77.1 % Cobb 4347 3.8 % Nader 7622 6.7 % Brown 2292 2.0 % Peroutka 345 0.3 % Badnarik 1279 1.1 %
Congrats on the big win Dik. How did you ever beat that Schmieder guy? One day till the big vote, and the Redskins lost on Sunday, guess there will be a new President.
Winger I finally found the time to sit down and watch Fahrenheit 911. While undeniably biased filmmaking, I can't help wonder why Boy George hasn't sued Michael Moore?
Hi Rev, where or what the fuck is operation Clark County? I am intrigued, oh,and it's a shame that you have stopped your banter with mickey mantle a.k.a who knows, it was starting to get interesting. With my tiny knowledge of the game I had to root for the Redsox (sorry about that all you other guys). Winger I should inform you that from the information you kindly provided Bungle' been given a pack of duracells, Ratboy has been demoted to "roger the cabin boy" and and stagger has been offered a new road sweepers cart. This old country sure knows how to discipline errant employees, but your boat still don't work! Congrats Fay, I never knew you had it in you. Regards to all of you. Zamboni
What exactly is the world coming to? The Sox, thanks in large part to Winger karma, win the world series, a Florida based hockey team won the cup, both Bzta sisters have made road trips this year, gin babies have been bred, the un-educated moron seems to be on a crash course for 4 more years of chaos in Washington, I will be forced to route for the Blue Jays, and apparently Dik has seen action this year from a woman not currently collecting social security. I hope there is a world to come home to when my sentence here is finally over. P.S. G$, what is a contact number I can forward to my bro, as he is looking into a first time mortgage. Oh ya, FuckYa!!! R6.
At least you are not denying the TROLL part.
http://www.metalsludge.tv/main/index.php?module=subjects&func=viewpage&pageid=780&POSTNUKESID=b9e20e849777589afbb16ff68dcca82f check it out or Winger will be giving out Saskatchewan Snowstorm ice cubes at the next Superbowl tilt! Dik, if you have trouble with the link call a preschool and see if one of the kids can help you out.
Whingebag, how many times do I have to tell you...she was a chunky American.
Clip1, Clip2, Clip3, Eskihomo's
Happy Hour at Kilt?
I don't know what's more disgusting thinking about JB's bigV or Dik eating out a Chunky Mexican troll.
I just had a wank thinking about JB's Vagina. I am not sure whats more confusing; that or Denver losing to Cincy on MNF?
I wish I had a vagina. I could play with it all day long.
Yogi, Wade, Mickey, Murray, when are you coming to town? You can insult me to my face, I'll get Winger to translate.
I'm glad to see you're not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance. I would like to insult you, but the sad truth is that you wouldn't understand me. Enjoy the darkside, I left for Broadway and haven't looked back since.
Hey Yogi, when your vagina gets sore tell Torre to stop. Is that as good as your 'fuckwit' post, because I have to tell you, that one really hurt.
Hey Rev, I guess a sort of congrats is in order. Your loyalty to the Sox certainly has paid off.
At least you don't have to cheer for a shitty team in Washington, DC!!! I hate MLB.
Good comeback Rev... What's next, I know you are but what am I?
Sub, tell us about the part when DÏK went to eat her out and she shit on his face!
The only fuckwit here is you mouth breather.
To call this Rev character a fuckwit would not only be a waste of precious breath, but also an insult to fuckwits worldwide.
Yankee fan can google, google yankee fan google. Post your real name and let's go full tilt on the insults Jeter haircut loving pussy.
A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Boston Red Sox fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they were Red Sox fans, too. Not really knowing what a Red Sox fan was, but wanting to be like their teacher, hands explode into the air. There is, however, one exception. A girl named Lucy has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I'm not a Red Sox fan." "Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?" "Why I'm proud to be a Yankees fan.", boasts the little girl. The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Lucy why she is a Yankees fan. "Well, My Dad and Mom are Yankees fans, and I'm a Yankees fan, too!" The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron, What would you be then?" A pause, and a smile. "Then," says Lucy, "I'd be a Red Sox fan."
C'mon DIK. I took credit for nailing the psycho, you got the hefty bag. A kill is still a kill.
I am sorry about the inferiority complex displayed by smelly sox fans. Don't hate us because we are so good, learn from it.
Hey Lou, at least post with your own name you chickenshit. I know it must be hard to tell people your an A-Job and Jeter fan after the biggest choke in baseball history. Do us a favour and stay in your trailer park, wear your sweatpants, beat your wife and revel in all it is to be Yankee fan, a person nobody likes.
Only 20 more to go to catch up. Even the ugly girls get married once in awhile.
A long time coming. No more curse, no more shit from ass-breath Yankee fans. SUHWEET.
She was a he?
Whingebag, I prefer the term "well-endowed".
Dik, I hear your "Mexican/American" score was rather FAT.
Silly, silly, Whingebag.
Nice! Sweet! Nice!
Winger you are starting to sound like your hero Dik, very scary!
Winger, were you at the "ITUG NonStop Availability Awards."? What a great name for a convention.
We can now use our bank cards anywhere in the USA. http://www.nyce.net/ Nice! Sweet!
Denver also has DÏK. I win!
Woohoo, that awesome Miami attack is on next week. I'm loving the fact that Denver has more wins than your two teams combined. It's pretty sad that the best player from both teams is on a ganja binge in Asia.
What in the hell is going on with the NFL? Maybe Paul Tagliabue got caught humping a Vikings fan or something? How in the hell could they schedule the Broncos & Bengals for Monday Night Football? Couldn't they find 2 teams that the majority of Americans would actually want to watch?
Zamboni, who did you write to in Operation Clark County? Post you letter for all to read.
Dik has no rivals in golf, only commrades. What a fucking fagot!
Well, I was half right in my prediction. Go Sox!!! To make matters worse, Carlos Beltran is going to end up in a fucking Yankee's jersey next year and Clemmons will probably retire. Anyone up for hitting a bar downtown for Game 1 on Saturday night (I think it starts at 5:30)? Oh well, I still have my Broncos and, of course, Dik!!!
Nice fucking censorship on this site! I call bullshit on the omniscient "admin" guy changing link destinations!
Can we borrow your time machine to take advantage of this offer?
http://www.7-11.ca/newsroom/articles.asp?p=2246 Free slurpees for all men 200+ pounds.
First the Tea Party and now this. When will people learn, nudity=good, violence=bad.
Red Sux fans could learn from the Red Mile. Click Here
Will Bill Buckner be coming out of retirement to play 1st base?
Greatest comeback in baseball history! Let's take the Series and break the curse.
I haven't heard this song yet on NA radio, but it is getting huge airplay on Radio 1 the last little while. One of my favs right now! http://www.virginradio.co.uk/music/artists/william_shatner/
Vote now for your dumbass American President. http://www.technicola.com/globalvote2004/
Congrats to Wings and his 'brothers' for rigging the aldermanic election in Forest Lawn. Now if the brotherhood could do something and take Ralph Nader out down south....
Congrats to the CMan if he truly has roped the Lethbridge beauty. There won't be any jealousy involved either, as his long-distance lover is currently under house arrest. http://www.cbc.ca/news/background/heatherington/
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=1905204 Too bad we couldn't get this ban everywhere.
Perhaps you are right, Rev! Although I have found a new "safe-haven" in Lethbridge. Go Sox!!
Sounds like a David Lynch movie out in the sticks. Maybe you should move to a safe city, like Calgary. We have a mayor nicknamed Bronco, isn't that great?
Astros and Sox. YYYYEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS
Hanna is on the map again! Not only are we the home of Nickelback, the pipeline for meth distribution all over North America, we now harbour murderers. Jesus Christ, where will it end?
Those god damm Steelers. Did you guys notice that the steelers are the ugliest team in football. They got the ugliest uniforms. They got the ugliest stadium. They got the ugliest city. "PITTS" "BURGH".The head coach's last name is COWARD. How can they do what they did to Americas team. I swear, this is a conspiracy by the Democrats
Gramps, just so you can start saving. The airfare to Hong Kong where you can swail with your ultra-succesful brother is approx. $1600. Or if you prefer to go to Rio to see Dik in a thong its about $1650. I'm sure Winger can find cheaper flights if you are willing to fly in a FedEx box.
Wings doesn't die because of the Stamps win!! Go Stamps Go! Winger, I know you were afraid to post but it's ok, you can post again.
Winger, I am going to kill you tomorrow.
Are we watching the same ALCS?
That Astros/Red Sox World Series prediction of mine is lookin' solid!!!! On another note, Fulvio, myself, possibly Meister and a couple of people from work are getting together on Sunday afternoon to watch the Broncos kick the ever-living shit out of the Raiders. If anyone wants to pop by please feel free. We are going to Hooters on MacLeod Trail(I know that some of you hate it there but get over it or don't come) at around 1:15 that afternoon. First round is on the Meister as I am giving him his $282 U.S. winnings from the impromtu Viking's bet I made for him earlier this year in Vegas. You see Sub, when someone gives you money to make a bet you actually have to purchase the ticket for them or return their money.
PB, give me a call on my cell when you get a chance. When are you going to dump Telus and get a real phone that works?
Annual piss-up? Must be a book convention/sale in Hong Kong.
Dik, if Dik Cheney's daughter can be gay so can the Sub. It's ok Sub you can come out of the trailer's closet.
Sub Larry, you really need to keep your gay-oriented preferences to yourself.
Grampo, are you receiving email, voice mail etc.
Since Woodchopper doesn't seem to be allowed to come onthese foreign pissups, may I suggest something a little closer to keep our dear pal involved. How about a weekend at Flinty's house?
I love Dik I love Dik I love Dik I love Dik I love Dik I love Dik I love Dik I love Dik I love Dik I love Dik..... Sorry Wings but it doesn't work. I tried.
I love Edmonton, I love Edmonton, I love Edmonton, I love Edmonton,I love Edmonton, I love Edmonton, I love Edmonton, I love Edmonton, I love Edmonton, I love Edmonton, I love Edmonton, I love Edmonton,I love Edmonton, I love Edmonton, I love Edmonton, I love Edmonton,
May I suggest Iraq, Iran or perhaps North Korea on peace keeping beer drinking junkets. Of course, the muslim states would probably be more ganja smoking tours as booze may be hard to find.
Winger and I were talking the other night about going somewhere other than Gravesend for our annual piss-up. So, we are now taking suggestions for a weekend tour in 2006 - which should give Gramps enough time to check his passport.
Yeeesssss...The Hip playing in Denver tonight at a small venue.
Congrats Fay, good to see another man in the family. Time to tie that weapon in a knot.
Congrats to Fay as well. Obviously too much action in that tub over the winter. Wait a minute, I was in that tub with 4 other dudes in their shorts.
Hey Zambonehead thanks for the shitty British workmanship on that sub. Bungle was probably in charge of the electrical, Ratboy for "tugging it" out to sea, and Mick Stagger was the Managing Director.
Congrats to Fay and Lynnette on the birth of there Son Dane at 1 pm today. Being the good Catholics that they are I expect they will be back at it soon!
Astros-Red Sox World Series? "Dare to dream Arnold, dare to dream".
W, you should have looked in the Fiction section.
Went to rent Farenheit 911 on the weekend and all 70 copies were gone from my local Blockbuster. Winger have you seen this movie? It must be good.
GC... please.... your comments on the presidental debate in the US..
I don't have any specific comments for any of you but I think this is a good picture http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v161/baskil/opps.jpg Copy and paste the link, don't just click on it.
Yes, Sub, it was a choke, but nothing compared to the Vikings implosion at the end of last season against the lowly Cardinals. The $625 slot pull for 7*jackpot*jackpot softened the blow, however. Just one jackpot symbol away from the $3.2 million progressive...doh!
Good news JBitch. The Dolphins increased their average points per game scored from 8.0 to 8.4 this week. Stand and be in awe.
Nice choke Seattle Shithawks, did you like that Dik?
JB, I just noticed that NBC HD was added on channels 82 & 83, about time! Also, Fox is supposed to start on Oct. 12. Good news for Superbowl! Keep them HD channels coming.
Well guys, that will teach you to buy secondhand produce from your motherland. Why on earth do you need a submarine to patrol and protect your prairies? Most of you have never seen the ocean, never mind submerged yourself in it. It was gratifying to rescue your guys from the HMCS CHICOUTIMI,but why are you on it? (have you got another one!). Maybe a deputation to Chatham dockyard might talk them into lending you one till you fix that one. You must always remember that "Brittania Rules The Waves". It's good to help you out Zamboni
JB, I need some glasses broken, when are you free? Good gong show last night. A record for Mckenzie Clubbers north of Glenmore. It was great to see Brown out again, I can't get enough of that guy. Gramps, when you wake from your afternoon nap give me a call before I sell your truck.
Rev, Gramps is a very smart man. Do you really think he'd be "talking" about these things if Mrs. Gramps didn't already know? Go ahead ask next time you see her.
Missionary man, you must be loaded and sensitive again. Here's some news you won't here in bed hungover....don't believe anything on this page.
Wing's, Gramps will go to hell with all the other guy's the Fish has done. Who is the this 'double d' character? Does this mean Gramps, Tanno, Fish and Darryl Dowling had a crazy night together? I'd rather be celibate thank you very much. Let us in on the secret identity Gramps, oh wait, you don't like it when 'people talk'.
JBithches b-day? Sounds like a good time to be out of town.
Gramps, Rev is sensitive to that kind of talk. "Missionary Man" as he is known, would believe the things that went on that night would send you straight to hell. Sounds like my kind of night!
Wings, you are correct. You would've loved it - stuff being "snorted" and "stuffed" everywhere
My thoughts on politics or tanno and double d?
Gramps, that night when it was just you, Tanno and "double D", where did the other end of the "D" end up?
Wow. What a go between Rev and Wings. I haven't seen this much swinging since that night at my old crib with me, Tanno and her girlfriend "double d". Or was it that night with Tanno, Mr. Feesh and the offer of all offers? JTF, what are your thoughts? I personally think Kerry is a pretty dangerous guy. And Dubya is a retard. I guess this suggests the intelligence of our friends to the south (and anyone working there) is suspect...
Just a request. If you fake post me at least make it either (A) controversial (B) funny (C) directed at morons like Murray and R6. Thank You.
I love it when Republicans say, "I think we're demonstrating that he's making a joke of the election and we're attempting to stand up for the integrity of the process," bla bla bla. I guess election fixing doesn't damage the integrity of the process. Nice clip from E! Online too. The funniest thing about you being a conservative or wherever your somewhat insane views fall is your actual similarity to Michael Moore (whom you think I am obsessed with but you seem to be the one always bringing him up, perhaps you are infatuated with him?). Let’s check the similarities. Moore came from a blue-collar background in Flint Michigan. Winger came from a blue-collar background in Ogden Alberta. Moore believes in free speech, freedom of the press, government deregulation, lower taxes for the poor and human rights. Winger believes in free speech, freedom of the yellow press, government deregulation, US satellite TV, lower taxes for him and flatulence rights. Moore’s views on Israel. “Hey, here’s a way to stop suicide bombings – give the Palestinians a bunch of missile-firing Apache helicopters and let them and the Israelis go at each other head to head. Four billion dollars a year to Israel – four billion dollars a year to the Palestinians – they can just blow each other up and leave the rest of us the hell alone.” Winger’s views on Israel. I don’t think we need to go there. Finally, Moore is a fat, loud, beer drinking shit raiser, Winger falls into this prestigious category also. Brothers in Arms as far as I’m concerned, maybe even separated at birth. OUT
Am I the only one getting wet at the thought of Rev in Spidey underoos?
So now Moore is trying to bribe and payoff people to get out and vote for the lefty's. Bring out the noose! http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=796&e=3&u=/eo/20041006/en_celeb_eo/15082
Dik. I'm in. I'll be there monday night. Wait for me.
Gramps if no one else will meet you for a beer I will.
Hey W, didn't notice the email address, na?
Thats why I enjoy your entertainment. Only pussy lefty's who are trying to get you off the air take you seriously. Of course none of those idiots will pay to listen to you now, will they? Thanks for stopping by Mr. Stern.
Economist is best read for real news. Not the crap those biased reporters, who are trying to sell advertising (what gives them the right? anyway,) put on the tube.
Gramps, ultralounge is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO yesterday. You and your hair need to keep up with the times.
If you get information from me, you're a retard.
Wings, I don't get my daily entertainment from CBC, I get it from this great website. MSNBC is a great site for infotainment but for actual news I don't mind CBC or The Economist. MSNBC is like Time magazine, for dummies.
Hey Sub, you in for a Vegas run this weekend?
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6190117/ This kind of sucks, XM was asking it's listeners a few months ago if we would be interested in paying an extra $2 a month for Stern. Doesn't really matter for Commie types like the Rev who get there daily entertainment from the Liberal machine on the CBC.
yyyyyeeessss. Loving the pic of JB's xmas lights. But then I got derailed by that huge rack on the left side of that page. Looks like my wife's. I see there is much fodder from the boy's night. Must have been a real ripper.
Did a hurricane blow through Hanna?
Good verbal jabs by both sides. Don't worry Wings and Gimmer, you can catch the hilights when Cops is over and you flip to Fox for the "news".
Just had a great omelette. Also came middle of the pack in my football pool, in case you were wondering.
Dinner for 11 at Julios - $525. Quick round of drinks at the Rose - $250. Clubbing at the Ultralounge - $400. A boys night out without Dik AND Gramps - Priceless!
I got a call from the Woodsman yesterday getting piled at Oktoberfest in Munich. He should be back at it again right about now.
Calling all Gramps! Are you joining the boys for a ripper?
We are booked for 6 pm tomorrow night. For anyone who is unsure, it is the old Red Robin building in Kensington on the corner of Memorial and 10st.
My attendance at the swailing festivities tomorrow night is possible, not probable. It will depend on when I get home from Wetaskiwin tomorrow evening. I can't get out of having to ride the cheese wagon to and from there and get in my car and head for the city - are very late arrival may be the best I can do.
Expanded meaning? How could such a regressive colonial sport be expected to have relevance in the 21st Century, anyway?
Add Meister, Finty and Giemp to the list. What about Cman? Rev's couch must be feeling lonely. Who knows when MVI may want to make an appearance in town again?
No Meister, No Flinty, No Gramps - should be a good time.
Here is who I have in for Feedbag before heading out, W, Rev, JB (pulled off a kitchen pass), Kevin, Alex and myself. I am going to make a reservation this afternoon.
Well that would be the "textbook" answer. How about an expanded meaning for the 21st century.
Let me help Zambonehead out, since his link doesn't work and he should learn to copy and past correctly (you would think that 39 computer classes would teach one that skill). One drunken evening at The Bat & Ball (ironic that the name of the pub fits in with DÏK and W's current dispute) Al started telling me how I should start taking Milk Thistle. Then Cliff Reese surprises us and joins us, and also starts to ramble on about the virtues of Milk Thistle, and it's healing power for pissheads. All of this I find quite funny as he is an insurance guy who is driving around Gravesend slaughtered in his big Land Rover. Anyways, here is the link that Al wanted you to see. http://www.wholehealthmd.com/refshelf/substances_view/1,1525,10044,00.html http://www.wholehealthmd.com/news/viewarticle/0,1513,20,00.html
Hey guys check these tablets out, they really work MILK THISTLE. WWW.WHOLEHEALTHMD.COM/REFSHELF/SUBSTANCES-VIEW/1,1525,10044,00. You all should be queing up to buy them because you need 'em
This guy is the leader of the free world! "He forgot about Poland". Fuck this guy scares me more everyday.
Oh, but I do. It appears that you don't. With a space... http://www.abcofcricket.com/cfb1/cfb2/cfb3/cct/cct.htm All Rounder - Refers to a player who is good at both batting and bowling. Antonym - Winston.
Well you obviouly don't know what an allrounder is.
If the post only contains half the needed information, how then can you assert that its never happened to you?
Except that has never happened to me. Your post only contains about half of the needed information to make sense.
Whingebag, the other players must sledge you constantly for all the times you get golden ducked and clean bowled. Not much of an all rounder, are you?
Why is Gramps such a wealth of GAY knowledge?
Winger, you just made the list..errrrrr...I mean thanks for the Kit for my kid, you are a great guy.
Hey Gordie, maybe I'll see you on Friday at Wolf Creek. Fulvio and I are getting in a round on the way up to dEdmonton. The two of us and a couple other lawyers from my firm have a tee time at 1:30. Let me know if you are going to be up there too.
Check out the poll on the top right of the main page at the Globe today. http://www.theglobeandmail.com/
Recruiting new members. Come to our UK bookclub on your next trip. http://www.gaybookshop.co.uk/
Count me in at Julio's.
They vote the same as getting fatter, getting balder, chumps who pretend to goto book auctions on holidays when really they are going for gay sex at local butt pirate brothels. You may have some fooled with the book auction thing, but really it is just code for shove as much cum as possible up my pussy ass. Who else is in? I will make a reservation. For Julio's that is, not W's ass.
Since when do fat, balding welders get a vote? Julio's works for me too - 5-6ish sounds good.
I also say we nip hooters in the bud. Are we going to chow first or just get into the booze? If anyone wants to go out for dinner a little earlier how about Julio's Barrio Mexican Restaurant in Kensington. 5ish? Maybe the Rose and Crown or something along those lines to start?
And since I won't be there, Rev, there really is no point in going.
Talked to Meister and he and Flinty said they would meet downtown. Hooters just plain sucks, bad beer, bad food and trollsters only Dik could love.
No we really are going to Hooters, who cares if JB's wife won't approve.
Who's in for beers Saturday night? And where are we going? I know W was joking when he suggested hooters.
JB, we must golf. Firday lets play at Wolfe Creek. I have free rounds for 8 so any takers are welcome. YYEEESSSSSSS.
Hey JB, are u in for Sat. night? Winger call JB's wife and see if he is allowed to come out to play.
Hey Feteri..... errrr..... JB. I have your goods from England whenever you are done call screening and answer your phone. Want me to call your wife and ask if you are allowed out for a beer sometime?
Isn't it Wing night?
What a football gome last night. Dallas has to be favorites to win the superbowl this year.
Oh man, my sides.
Just for your information, I have found my calling as a welding shop consultant. While getting fat, drinking too much and neglecting my personal life, I feel getting naked and burping has helped me become a better person.
R6, Kevin is now doing what other kids are doing that failed miserably doing what they wanted to do.... Working for their dad. He is probably running some brake shop in Santa Monica, or maybe even something more lucrative, being as hot as it is in LA, an air conditioning company. Old man Feterik has a variety of business interests.
by the way, FuckYa!!! R6.
Khari Jones, maybe a couple of seasons too late, but finally a quaterback!! Whatever happened to Kevin Feterik?
Well the Stamps finally win. Thanks to Alex for not only the usuall Red and White tix, but also for supply Cassie and I with Sideline passes from his good friend Wally. I'll tell you, with this kid riding 1st class to England and standing on the sidelines at football games, I am not sure I am going to be able to afford her tastes!
Yesss, I can always count on the Winger for a $20 fix!!! Sorry Wings, but I will have to pass on tonight's half-time "quicky."
whats next for the winger?? http://www.xmradio.com/programming/channel_page.jsp?ch=133
It was more of a butchering than a kill in Mexico Dik.
"andaddafreshkillinmexico".... silly me for not realizing she was a yank from that statement?
She was American...
YESSSS, I love it when Mexico is part of the USA
Please, Whingebag, pay attention. My earlier post clearly indicates I'm not batting .000 While I'm no "Fred Garvin: Male Prostitute" like our good friend Sub Larry, you are the last person who should be handing out chiding on this topic. Aren't you the guy that married your first serious girlfriend? Desperate times...
and which 3 years would those be dik? Anyone batting .000 with all those dirty gals in the usa must be gay
A guy who endured 100% celibacy for three years really has no wiggle room to comment on such matters.
Dik, I too heard that you can't get laid anywhere in the States.
Tailgating and NFL football on Sunday! Albert and Ronnie...expect a (noisy) call at kickoff. When are you two clowns going to make it for a game, anyway?
Hey Sub...two words...Tampa Bay.
Oh Hey Cman, congrats for Hanna for coming out of prohibition. You dont get a gut like Lens from drinking gatorade.
Only Dik. This coming from a guy who has to come home to get laid since he can't score anywhere in the states (or anywhere else for that matter). I'd also like to know how $300 became $800. Is that Dik math?
Yes Len, and Jimmy the Sub is completely immune from bashing. Really, there is no material there whatsoever.
Cman, I always have an extra $20 to spare. Yessssssssssssssssssssssssssss!
See Big Len - that wasn't so hard was it? Self-proclaimed? I think he is only stating the obvious, Meester Feesh! Yes, jtf the whole town is on a major fucking bummer! I guess I have to go back to prostituting myself for beer. There are a few older ladies out here who enjoy my company.
It's about time you got your lilly ass off the couch and posted self proclaimed Big Len. It seems you were as scared of posting as Dik was going to his first lap dance. Now that you are officially in you are now free to bash Dik like the rest of us. Congrats.
Okay asshole, here's my first actual post on Wingland. If I was going to post anything, it wouldn't be about Stamp fans whining. I cheer for the Roughies, but all the guys who have met me know that I also cheer for the Stamps. I guess I just like seeing my teams get their asses kicked. If I had to pick a Large-Mouthed Bass (I mean Ass to accuse) my money's on jtf.
I am definitely out for the Stamps game - my pop and my nephew will be taking my place. I get to go to St Paul for football really fucking early on Saturday. Nice work Len!
Boring fake post.
Len, that is the weakest post I have ever seen. Next time I see you I am going to kick your ass for being such a lameass. Go Stamps!
Inbred, Corn Fed, Brain Dead. I hope that isn't Len's first post.
Wing's I will be missing my first game of the season. Heading to dEdmonton for the weekend. Enjoy the game, if it's even half as bad as last week's you have my condolences.
Out for any cocktails or stamps humiliation. Too busy enjoying Rocky Mtn. House.
Anyone in for Tailgate action tomorrow night?
Who's in for Friday happy hour?
Gramps, might be time for a cel phone upgrade. Are you actually getting my return calls and messages?
Yessssssssssss! Wingland has made the front page at text america! http://www.textamerica.com/ check out the textamerica times link on the bottom left, with my "mind the gap" picture. http://today.textamerica.com/?_go=act.mview.img Also, my picture of the Tower Bridge on the Thames made the editors pick on the bottom right.
YYYEEEESSSSSSS Loving the pic of the beer tricks! Reminds me of quite the swailer at the New Inn. hmmmmm http://www.aircanada.ca/websaver/
http://wingland.textamerica.com/?r=1424683 So I had been taking the piss out of Al, and he decides on the day we are going to the Tottenham footy game that he is going to piss me off and where his Eskihomo's jersey that Halliday gave him. Little does he know that I am going to have the last laugh, while watching him get shit kicked! We arrive in London, and on the train ride to White Hart Lane it quickly becomes apparent that the team Tottenham was playing that day, Norwich, had green and gold away jerseys!! I quickly get the fuck away from the retard, and watch while he takes heaps of abuse. We arrive at the stadium, and he is the only moron in a sea of blue and white wearing green and gold, other than in the section meant for visiting fans only. He escapes with only verbal abuse, luckily. I now believe in Karma. Only Al could do something like this!! http://www.canarystore.co.uk/mall/CanaryStore/products/product-1327743.stm
1. New England (2-0; unchanged): It only took two weeks for Corey Dillon's breakout game -- and for the rest of the Pats' opponents to be put on notice that Tom Brady no longer is their only headache. 2. Philadelphia (2-0; unchanged): Beating the Vikings in prime time makes a strong statement that this is clearly the best team in the NFC. 3. Seattle (2-0; 8): With the massive investment in Grant Wistrom paying off, the defense is good enough to make the Seahawks a force. 4. Minnesota (1-1; 3): For an elite team, the Vikings make too many mistakes.
Hmmm. Mens night out with a bunch of whipped married guys. Doesn't sound too exciting to me. Course after the mostly whipped guys are home by 9:30, Albert, Cman and the fish can go rip it up properly.
It's not a men's nite without the Cman - Meet at Hooters at 6pm, and then we'll see where the wind takes us. Cman you can call me on my cell 512-7827 if you are going to be delayed.
Link worked fine for me, Rev. Seems the retard fake posting me had trouble with it. They obviously have plenty of faking experience through their wife/girlfriend.
Link works for Grampo. No need for another desktop at this stage. However - I'm always up for a cheeep Bell sat system.
W - Oct 2 is tough for me (provided you are including me in the "Men's" festivities). I have to travel to Wetaskiwin for the day (Bantam Football), but could make it in later in the evening.
Rev, link works great, I am not sure what is up with DÏK. Garbage machine though.
Cut and paste ENTIRE link, the guestbook software didn't pick up the whole thing.
Rev that link doesn't work.
http://configure.dell.com/dellstore/config.aspx?config_data=&c=ca&cs=CABSDT1&kc=11111&l=en&oc=OCDIM3000_EMAIL_3000EM1 and dump the monitor and it's yours for $359 plus gst and $10 bucks shipping... cheeeep like Gramps.
If anyone cares, I'm out if you guys are doing drinks on October 2. I am in Edmonton at my 10 Year Law School Reunion that weekend. Holy shit, it's been 10 years already. If you guys decide on another day I might be able to make it - let me know. On an unrelated note, it's good to see that Denver is capable of blowing a game almost as well as the Stampeders. Go Lions!!!!! (Detroit, that is).
JB, well done on your picks this week. 4/15 is not bad for you. Perhaps Jack can help you next week by looking at pictures of the match ups and selecting based on the pretty colours. Otherwise, give me a shout and I will try to help you understand "that football sport". Better yet, stick to what you know best. Why not put some tassles on your truck and tell everyone Xzibit "pimped it" for you. YYYYEYEYEEEEESSSSSS
Looking forward to seeing the Ratboy pics on the mainpage.
Hey Zambonehead, have fun in Bulgaria this week. Thanks again to you and Sue. I miss driving that Mercedes, what a sweet ride.
The best thing about returning home from a Euro trip is taking a real fucking shower. Heaven.
Keep on killing the Yanks. Good to see Hal "King of the Hill" Sutton get spanked. I love the retard Johnny Miller holding out until the bitter end and Dimarco acting like a football player, clowns one and all. Ole indeed.
Congrats to Team Euro on another rag-dolling of the Yanks at the Ryder Cup. I coulda sworn I heard Bungle singing "O Lay" at the 18th hole (or was it "I need a Lay").
Hanna AB on Map Again! The small town 2.5 hours east of Calgary has put itself on the map again. On Wednesday (or maybe it was Thursday - took awhile for the information to get back to civilisation)Edmonton and Hanna RCMP raided A. Bruneau's Performance Enterprises (automotive restoration) and found large quantities of ephedrine and related paraphenalia used in making methamphetamine(meth). The potential street value of the unconverted ephedrine is estimated at 14 million dollars. Also recovered was a large sum (3.5 million dollars),some industrial pharmaceutical barrels and a missing '59 Nash Rambler. While the RCMP have struck a major blow against provincial, federal, and international drug trade, the bust has left the town somewhat devastated. An anonymous citizen stated "14 million? Wow, that could have gone along way in supporting our local economy! Maybe even reduced our ridiculously high property taxes or built us a premium bowling alley! Several other citizens clearly exhibited the "shakes and twitters" associated with extended drug use. "Where else we gonna get to go on a run? Probly hafta take the freakin' bus ta Edmuntan" quoted a young resident going by the name of Jr CMan. Hanna RCMP stated that they expect to see a slow down in arrests of paranoid, violent vandals that have been seen tearing around town in a silver PT Cruiser shooting out windows of business frontage and urinating on doorknobs. In a related story, Aubrey Bruneau's cheque for school fees for his daughter,who had a spotty attendance record at the local high school in Hanna, bounced.
That's a surprising quote from someone who didn't finish high school.
Just spoke with Wings - where I found him swailing at the New Inn. Props to Wings for day two of the Gravesend power tour with Cassie in tow.
Just remember the old saw, "Those who can, do; those who can't, teach."
Please note my new handle. I was offerred a sessional position at the U of C business school last night. Does anyone other than Meister and Dik have a problem with October 2nd?
W, I am busy on the 25th, following weekend is perfect.
Is anyone going to the game tomorrow night, Cman is out, Wings is out. Post your in or outness.
Wings, the 25th is the following Saturday if you are back on the 19th? Perhaps you've had too much nitrogen at the Pilot?
w, this is sounding alot like your stag!
W, I am home Sunday night. How about the following Saturday, I am busy that day (but that could change where beer is involved). Please make sure to invite your good friend DÏK. Well, back to playing the favorite English game again......
"Lets get pissed", Whingebag? Was it not you a week or so ago disparaging me, and I quote, "It's also sad that you don't have any interests other than getting drunk." How curious.
First Boy's Night is this Saturday at the Calgary Public Library downtown. Let's rage mates!
Winger, when do you return from Jolly Old England? I will get started on organizing a Boys Night, as per our discussion with lots of dirtiness!!! How about Saturday, September 25th? Who's in?
What my gracious host forgets to mention is the channel we were watching the game on was on for the first 10 mins of the game, and then turns off. Zambonehead doesn't subscribe to the channel and they were previewing the game. Good skills Al!
Well done you Guys. You've won the WORLD Cup of Hockey!! Canada 3 Finland 2. The winger doesn't Know yet because he got pissed and was a loser and went to bed, but I still got the Team Canada shirt on. May crack open the Gibsons. Bye
Sadly it's true that Wingler is still the proud possessor of "The Winger Cup", but if you wish to cut two fingers off each hand when you are counting your score, kicking your friendly opponents ball into thr rough, driving over it in a golf cart and drepriving him of alcohol on the course then it becomes not so difficult, apart from that it was a friendly game in the best spirit. Cman send me your e-mail cause I have misplaced it. Will someone find a reason for Bob to go home early?
Nice, the only person to go down quicker than that is Dik on the Winga.
George Dubya vs. tax-raiser. http://www.miniclip.com/knockout.htm
I am please to report the Winger Cup was successfully defended today on English soil! The game was doubles, myself and Taz vs Ratboy and Zambonhead. We beat them by 2 strokes. I beat Al by 10 strokes in total. Canada kicks ass! JB, what was I supposed to get from Bluewater? I think a football kit right?
Congrats to Ratboy. Winger, don't forget my shit from bluewater. I can't believe it but I am wishing I was at the New Inn right now!
Yes, Meister even free is a tough sell these days. I managed to find a sucker (my sister and her son) said they would take them, so they are in the mail and forgotten. Suckers!!
Cman I think you may have to come up with some incentives for someone to take those tickets. Perhaps if you threw in a couple of 24's of beer, or $100.00, until you come up with something better than free tickets you may have a problem on your hands.
Anybody want two seats for the Stamps game this coming Friday? Myself and Jr. Cman cannot make it. Email me your mailing address and I will send them in the mail. firstname.lastname@example.org
Bet you loved watching a 0-0 game, must have been thrilling! You should have watched a real team like Arsenal.
The wedding went off without a hitch, and the day was fantastic! The church service was definitely alot more formal and quite different from what we are used to. Especially since everyone hangs out in the graveyard in front of the church getting their pictures taken afterwards, surrounded by headstones that are a few hundred years old. Afterwards everybody gets absolutely slaughtered, that part sounds familiar. I was asked many times last night though where were the rest of the Canadians! Off to London for the Tottenham game. Oh yeah, Ratboys sister is damn hot!
Congrats too to Ratboy.... weddings are fun - if you can remember them. Some of my favorite posts to this fine board were from Ratman when he was single and was allowed to post. Like when we accuses MVI of longing for Laura. "... had to pry the lucky girl apart from Murry trying to shag her, or his he still into men.?"
What a first night at the Pilot. Everything you would expect, while playing that fun English game "Lets drink 45 pints". I will report on Ratboys wedding tomorrow, it is looking like a great day.
Congrats to Ratboy and Vicki on their upcoming nuptials. I am sure Winger will be a great usher, just don't let him tackle the groom in the Pilot again.
Loving the "six feet under" tree in golfing moblog shot. My games gone to hell.
Wings you can catch the game at the British Tar.
Zambonehead, Do you get this channel on sky? http://www.nasn.com/ We need this channel up and running for Saturday night after Ratboys wedding, to watch Canada kick some ass!
Winston, send out your new email addy, except to Dik of course.
I think I can see the Kilt from my new corner office.
dik i've known you for a long time....... windsurfing?
What kind of idiot plays floor hockey past the age of 9? Next you will be telling us you are the dodgeball player of the year in colorado. Good for you dik. Now I have to go and visit your mum, I am feeling stressed right now.
Beers Thursday with Miss Alex. 5pm at the Rose & Crown.
Beers and hockey tonight, 5pm!
Nice one Dik, very unoriginal, a shame that you can't think of anything new, I guess you'll always be looking up to JB for inspiration. When was the last time I went to a Crap Football League game? It's also sad that you don't have any interests other than getting drunk and skanky cougars. Perhaps you could start collecting Coca-Cola bottles like Winger for example. I will be at this auction in a couple of weeks Dik, www.Leski.com.au - see you there.
Gents, I thought I might wager in here with some tasty information that may explain why Asian men are so ardently protective of their mothers, and why Dik to this day loves the care and attention of the elderly. As pulled from a published tidbit on a korean job forum posting, here it goes: It has long been a cultural secret only recently revealed, and in many cases untold. Korean men caring for their parents long after they have left the house is very well known. Seems recent studies have found out why they so revere their mothers to fathers. When a Korean male, or Dik, feels the great pressures of high school life, their mothers will often aide in remedying these troubled youths by soothing their fears, nerves and spirits by massaging the "nether" regions of their sons in order to work out the stress they may feel. Sad, but true. Thought you would like to know. Oh ya, FuckYa!!! R6.
...and Whingebag doesn't even get invited.
Just have a moment between shits to say thanks to the Winger for an "entertaining" afternoon at the R&W. I love the smoked fish they served!
Just have a moment between shits to say thanks to the Winger for an "entertaining" afternoon at the R&W. I love the smoked fish they served!
I see some things never change - the boys go out, dik tags along, dik gets dropped.
Ronstar, good work on ditching DÏK. Luckily we never saw him after the start of the game, so we beat you by about 8 hrs!! I am looking forward to the day after the day after labour day, hopefully I won't be pissing out of my ass.
I'm home after the Labour Day festivities and I am proud to say that I smoke-bombed Dik. We went to the casino and I stopped for a bite and I never saw Dik again - how good is that!! I got him to pay for the cab and that was the last I saw of him. I'll be surprised if I see him at golf tomorrow. Nice!!!!
Tailgate festivities should begin around 10:30 am, and we head into the Red and White club at 1. Cya there.
We have a tee time for 11:07 a.m. at Mckenzie Meadows on Tuesday and the Meister has bailed. Therefore, Sub, Dik and I need a 4th. Anyone man enough to meet the challenge? Gramps, do you want to get your ass kicked again? If anyone is in, give me a call on my cell (862-9273).
Ronstar, me and Sub, and possibly Meister are playing on Tuesday, I think at MacKenzie. Good chance to see Meister break a club after he schanks a few. Call Sub to see if there is a spot. Also, we are heading up to Banff on Wednesday. Sub was also taking care of tee times for that one, which means we will probably wind up at the simulator at Macgoogins.
http://www.redflagdeals.com No Americans allowed Dik!
If anyone is looking for a LCD monitor, get your ass to Future shop today. They have a sale on today 17" BenQ lcd's for $399, and Logitech cordless optical mouse and keyboard, normally $120 for $30!!!! I just left the Mcleod Tr location and they will probably be sold out by late afternoon.
Rev, I'm out for drinks next Thursday as I fly to Vegas that night. If you guys pick another night let me know when so I can put it in my calender. If not, say "hi" to the ladies for me. I have next Tuesday and Wednesday off, anyone into some golf? Post or call me on my cell if you want to hit the links and I'll book a tee time.
Meister, in order to get a book auction invitation you need to be able to read. Tonite, W can be found at Riley Park from 6-9 playing that great Canadian sport..... Cricket. BYOB.
I'm hoping Winty phones with a Friday night book auction invitation.
I'll be pounding Corona's with Gramps and JB in Radium. Have fun watching the weather channel with DÏK.
Important weather notice, Hurricane Dik blows into town tonight, he will huff and he will puff and he will blow your house down.
What an excellent assembly of oldtimer all stars the US has put together. I think the Vandals could give those slugs a run for their money. Winger, I was watching NFL Live on Espn and they are saying that the Niners are the worst team in football and will be for a long time and that most experts think Seattle will win the Superbowl. I believe the Niners part but obviously they don't know about the Dik factor when it comes to the Shithawks.
Niners Losing to the Chargers? Who loses to the Chargers?
Political tirades are welcome as far as I know. Pissing and moaning about the fossils about to get blown away in a little rain and wind is not. Here's something for you to consider when you are in town this week, I think it's right up your alley pep squad boy... http://www.calgaryflames.com/fan/extra1.html
It's time for a change, new job begins on Tuesday - all part of the master plan!!!!
Alex (Wright) wants to get together for drinks with the boyz on Thursday, a week from tonight. I'll throw out the Rose at 5pm as an option.
Rev, try to remember that when you are up on your soapbox giving us one of your political tirades.
Dik, after performing your Superman duties check out Winston's link, I think the hammerhead in picture 13 is the layday for you!
What's going on, why is everyone hacking on Dik? Oh yeah, this is a hack site not the Weather Network.
Heartless Prick has raised some good points, but now I feel bad, who would have guessed a Hurricane or two would hit known hurricane spot.
I just stubbed my toe. I wouldn't have if it wasn't wet from the rain. Ouch.
What about the millions of starving people in Africa, the genocide in Sudan, the hostages in Russia, extinction of animal species, and other catastrophies? Blah..Blah..Blah..Blah.
Who was whining? It was a statement of concern for the hundred or so QC Data employees, including Steve whom you and the rest of the boys know, whose homes and families are seriously threatened right now. Nice work sarcastically bringing up a little rain and wind in Calgary, Meister. Very selfish, I would say, given that our staff, and everyone else in the area, will be hoping their homes are still standing after 4 hours of 230 km/h sustained winds in one direction, only to have the eye pass over and then get it from the other direction for another 4 hours. Have a look at the damage that Charley did; this one is expected to be worse. I've just spent the last 2 months working with all these people as colleagues and friends. Lets hope that the only loss experienced by them is loss of property; not that you appear to give a rats ass.
Holly fuck Dik that's great!!!! Thanks for the update, by the way it's raining here today as well.
Hurricane Center is predicting Frances could be worse than Andrew. Forecast track has it making landfall at or near West Palm. Steve is getting the hell out. ht tp://www.no aan ews.noa a.gov/stories2 004/images/fra nces0902 04-1315z.jpg
Winger, has the Kilt considered adding you to their marketing team? Must be paying you in beer.
If anyone feels like a beer down south tonight, Paul from England (whom some of you know) is going to be enjoying his last night in Canada cheering on Canada at the Kilt. Come enjoy the Kilts 2 new 70" HD Sony units.
JR thought he was being hilarious when he called Canada's jerseys "puke yellow" on the ESPN2 broadcast while camped out in the booth and giving biased commentary during the first period. Barry "Hair" Melrose countered at intermission by saying the reason Canada was wearing the jerseys was because most of the 2004 US WCH team had actually played against the 1920 Winnipeg Falcons.
I am loving Jeremy Roenick responding to gambling on hockey allegations that he thinks that "You reporters should just mind your own business"!!
Someone please Kill Chelios.
If you hadn't added the "It is now confirmed" overkill, I might have believed you. Nice try.
Here is who I have for Labour day: Rev, Giemp, Meister, Cman x 3, and Sub. Including Alex and myself this is 9 total. It is now confirmed.
Hardy Boys books must be expensive!
I prefer a rebate, but then again, I'm broke!
Hey Ralphie, first of all...you watch too much TV. Secondly, your facts are incorrect. But Gramps still supports you. Fuck Paul Martin's healthcare grandstanding. There ain't no votes for you down east anyway.
That is sad.
Sorry to here about the passing of your favorite singer ever DÏK. I can just hear you now humming Gloria while doing disaster cleanup down there in Florida, being a good citizen such as you are. If you feel the need to discuss your feelings on this tragic event, feel free to call Gramps to discuss, he is always there for you. http://www.laurabraniganonline.com/pr_current.htm
$3k per person please Ralphie.
Dear Ralph, there can only be one King and that's Gramps.
Dear Winglanders, You are about to recieve a questionare from me asking you what you would like to spend the surplus I have worked hard for. It has nothing to do with the fact that the price of oil is over $40. We work hard for our surplus. Despite the fact that we spend more per capita than any other province on programs, I think that we can spend $10 billion more on ensuring that you have even better services. That is only a 45% increase in spending and will make Jean and Paul look like pikers. For those of you who say that I am a populist, Liberal scumbag, you are wrong. Those boys in Ottawa are no match for me and I am determined to make you forget the Sponsorship scandal. In summary, please fill in those questionnaires and remember how hard we worked as your Liberal government and how you are positive we deserve a raise. All the best, Ralph
Dik I understand that the Soviets (U.S.S.R) are in some sort of "space race" with you Americans to get to the moon first. Please let me who wins. Personally this idea seems crazy to me, men walking on the moon? what would they wear? I'll bet it never happens.
Meister, Flames trade Gauthier and Saprykin for Langkow. Dik, try to live in THE NOW.
One more win for the Flames to take it all! http://www.abcactionnews.com/stories/2004/06/040604lightning.shtml
Ronstar finally posts his victory. Gramps was indeed soundly beaten. But on the bright side, Gramps learned a few things that afternoon on the links: 1) Before the first tee, don't predict an easy victory and then start swailing beers. 2) Keep the driver in the bag when you're duck hooking off the tee. 3) Getting inside Ron's head by saying his beamer is a chicks car is impossible. 4) Farting during Ron's backswing doesn't seem to help. 5)Meister still sucks at golf.
I've been so busy at work this week that I haven't had time to gloat over my 7 shot victory over Gramps last Friday at McKenzie Meadows. After the event a tearful Gramps was heard to remark "Ronstar, you are clearly the much better golfer" as he handed over the $10 that he lost to me at Wolf.
I can hardly wait to find out what colour Winger's chair is, or was.
My door is blue.
Meister, gymnastics suck as bad as figure skating.
What? A hurricane, at least I haven't missed the opening ceremonies for the Olympics, I just love the pagentry.
Meiters there was a hurricane in Florida.
You're welcome, Meister.
Thanks Dik, that's the first we have heard of that up here.
Also thanks to the Wingster for the awesome feedbag (and honorable mention to Gim for the sausages), as well as Albert entertaining us with his shoes.
Hey Rev thanks for the help with the computer shit last night - cleaned things up nicely. And a thanks to the Winger for the exceptional feedbag in the McMahon parking lot. I was so full I barely got a buzz off the numerous beers consumed in said parking lot. Nice to see jtf and Brown.
Wing's thanks for the grub at the game, it was amazing. Brown, the Sun took good care of Len and I. I pounded a 6 pack up there and it was quite tasty. Happy belated old man Gramps!
Hey winger,Don't forget Eddy the Eagle....I wish I could
Zambonehead, since Britain hasn't done a thing in the Olympics since Torvill and Dean, consider it a gift.
Hey Zamboni... I love how the Brits select their rowing talent. (three of the four rowers on the winning British team were from Ireland and Scotland). Maybe the coach should check their passports.
My heart really went out for for you guys over that rowing event! Fancy getting beat by the Brits,eh!!! You should have seen my tears for your Cannoskies (not). Does that mean I'll no longer get a visa. Tell your guys to get some practice in on a real river. They could try out the Thames, as winger would say it was probably mae in Canada. See you all
By the way Gramps that is great reporting work!
Hey Gramps - how many hours did you log at CFCN?
Regis Philbin has lived a lifetime on television. Logging 15,188 hours on the tube has yielded him fame, fortune -- and now a place in the record books. Friday's broadcast of "Live With Regis and Kelly" gave the talk-show host the Guinness World Record for most hours on camera. He passes broadcaster Hugh Downs for the record, as calculated by Guinness World Records researcher Stuart Claxton.
Leaving work today I see some do gooders "Cycling for Celiacs". I wonder if any are Catholic?
Chris Rock's Quote of the Day "You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'.
See you lumps at the game tomorrow. Any golf on Sunday or Monday anybody?
Hey W, why does it suck so much to be you? Are you broke?
Hey Bishop Hank, didn't you go to Acapulco with DÏK a few years back? Some kind of missionary thing? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Here's a better topic, Hooter's Golf Tourney yesterday. 12:00 pm arrive to have pre-game beers and feedbag while watching ugly and fat yet still sexy orange clad ho's teeing off on driving range. 1st hole mickey of butterscoth liqueur killed and start on 100 proof red hot liquor. 6 man best ball, extreme cheating begins. 3rd hole Molson girls giving out free beer, shutgun two with girls with gunts. Next hole finish mickey and arrive at hooter's girl giving out chicken wings. Make her do handstands for us as other cart steals full container of 300 chicken wings. Kidnap hooter girl for three holes and engage in chicken wing fights and tossing contests. Tell girl Gord is guy who started flamesgirls.com and ask her to show us her tits. No luck but gives us a butt shot. Phone call and her boss is mad she abandoned chicken wing station, have to drive back 3 holes. New vodka bottle and boot mickey of rye busted out. Have rockford contest with carts. Donny attempts reverse rockford and gets tossed from cart braining himself. Fast forward several holes, big blur, chat up cart tart during huge rainstorm. She gets us shots of Southren comfort and brings to teebox with dunking station. No one around, convince cart tart, Samantha??, to get in dunk tank for $100.00. Cold out so we convince her to strip down to her bra and g-string so her shorts and shirt don't get wet. Wet cart tart, yessssssssss. Move two more holes, stopped counting strokes, fill in later. New hooters girl, try to convince to do naked summersault. No chance so Donny does one for her, small dink, don't want to see again. More swail, more cheating (feel like R6), and we finish 18 under. Win stereos to much chiding from other golfers. YESSSSSSSSSSSSS
I love the theological discussion carried out by cut and paste on the internet. How about some original thought? I believe in God but not in organized religion....big difference.
Gramps I see you're still unemployed
Hmmmmmm. According to the Torah, God created Adam. Adam then had Abraham - the king of the Jews. Abraham had two sons with two different women. Ishmael (with a young Egyptian) and Isaac (with his 90 year old wife). Ishmael didn't want to carry on his old man's work so he split (and his offspring became the arabs. That makes all of us a jew. Interesting stuff.
Bishop Hank, go blow some more little boys.
I think Rev took Hollywood's bit of info-tainment too seriously. The Jews didn't cause the death of Jesus, nor did the Romans. They were merely instruments carrying out what God had decreed. He sent His only begotten Son to die on the cross so that the sins of mankind might be forgiven. And those who take Scripture seriously have always known who killed Jesus: You and I and all other sinful human beings did so.
I see the great Apostasy, I see the desolation of Christendom, I see the smoking ruins, I see the reign of monsters; I see those vice-gods, that Gregory VII, that Innocent III, that Boniface Vlll, that Alexander Vl, that Gregory XIII, that Pius IX; I see their long succession, I hear their insufferable blasphemies, I see their abominable lives; I see them worshipped by blinded generations, bestowing hollow benedictions, bartering away worthless promises of heaven; I see their liveried slaves, their shaven priests, their celibate confessors; I see the infamous confessional, the ruined women, the murdered innocents; I hear the lying absolutions, the dying groans; I hear the cries of the victims; I hear the anathemas, the curses, the thunders of the interdicts; I see the racks, the dungeons, the stakes; I see that inhuman Inquisition, those fires of Smithfield, those butcheries of St. Bartholomew, that Spanish Armada, those unspeakable dragonnades, that endless train of wars, that dreadful multitude of massacres. I see it all, and in the name of the ruin it has brought in the Church and in the world, in the name of the truth it has denied, the temple it has defiled, the God it has blasphemed, the souls it has destroyed; in the name of the millions it has deluded, the millions it has slaughtered, the millions it has damned; with holy confessors, with noble reformers, with innumerable martyrs, with the saints of ages, I denounce it as the masterpiece of Satan, as the body and soul and essence of antichrist."
Subjimmy, now I see that eternal damnation has its merits!
Gramps, this is a group of people who believe that a baby was born without sex, that the baby grew up and never had sex. That he was killed by the Jews and was resurrected a few days later. It is a system of religion in which it' Priests can't have sex (unless it's with young boys), persecutes women and non-believers and act as if it is above all morality and common law. After the Crusades and the Inquisition what's the big deal if a little girl dies? It's just another example of an old decrepit group of pedophiles living in their own sad little world.
Well Grampost, all I can say is thank god I'm not catholic otherwise I would be going to hell without the holy water. On second thought, I will probably go to hell regardless. Oh well, at least Piehole wont be there.
Wings and jtf, your opinion please on this story: http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/08/19/communion.denied.ap/index.html
Looks like things are back to normal. My host upgraded their server, things should be even faster now!
Aw Sub, I bet you say that to all the guys.
Nice Dik nice! As for labour day, I do not have a said ticket but I will probably scam my way in as usual. A backup plan has me getting hold of my old man's tickets. Stay tuned.
Q: What do Woodchopper's Dad and a bear have in common? A: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/5756809/?GT1=4529
Sublarry, Wolf Creek is booked for 10:39am on Friday, Sept 10th. I booked a foursome. If anyone else is up for a Deadmonton roadie, avec football, post here.
Winger - I am definitely in for the three passes(me, Big Len, and Jr. CMan) to the R&W Club for Labour Day (sorry, Ronstar). I will see you on Saturday for the game - looking forward to the tailgate brisket! Can you bring Big Len's cooler bag (I think it is in your Explorer)?
Winger, if Cman doesn't need all 3 passes I would love one. I am in for the tailgater regardless. I still need a ticket if anyone has an extra. If not, no worries, I always seem to find one anyway.
Winger, put me down for the R&W.
Just want to confirm if everyone who has a season ticket wants in for the Red & White club. Cman, do you want 3 spots? Let me know. Also, I am bringing out the smoked brisket for the game on Saturday. Is everyone in for the tailgate?
Maybe W is DÏK's new sally he was speaking of? Nice way of trying to push your homosexuality off there jewellry boy.
Winger, if I had questions on gay action spots, obviously you'd have been my first call.
DÏK, although W is up on all of the hot spots for gay action in the states, why don't you just use the internet to answer your questions in the privacy of your own home?
Dik, I'm in Houston 403-680-0962
Winston, if you are out there, give me a call on the cell @ 720-289-6137. Lads, does anyone have Winty's cell number? Please post. I tried the work line and he is out till Friday.
Hey Rev - home email is email@example.com. I do check my work email regularly nonetheless.
Cman, do you have a home email account? Email me at work.
Hey Rev - Been out camping for the past week and enjoying the warm August sun! But alas all good things must come to an end! How long until Christmas?
Dik were you lovin the daycare action at your shop?
Great ripper on Friday. Solid hangover on Saturday. Did you fill another diaper Grampo?
Personally, Wings as the king of pop was the highlight of the night. Anyone else have nasty Corona dumps all day Sunday? I almost needed an I-V.
Whats wrong with brown?
Shove your desk in your brown.
Same old shit here at Wingland eh? Loving the Winger as Michael Jackson... YYEEESSSSSS. Hooters Golf Tournament on Thursday. Best ball, 6 man teams with hooter chick caddies. JBiatch, you ready to cheat your ass off???
What are the lazy teacher's upto in Hanna? You're running out of Friday nights and Saturday mornings. Nice forecast Dik, just like the last election you've managed to screw everything in Florida again.
My desk is brown.
FPL had 15,000 poles down from Charley. It was nasty. Trailer park people (insert Dik joke here) on the west coast are pissed that it came in 60 miles south of the forecast. We will be getting a big spike of work in about two weeks as the restoration jobs start coming through.
FLA needs 11 billion in aid. Does this mean all that good work in Iraq will be put on hold? Hey Gumshot, how's the daycare bizness?
YYYYEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS I love being busted
YYYYEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS I love being busted
Ronnie, I am in Worsley (1000 km from calgary) and will be driving all day tomorrow so it would probably be easier for you to book something...if you don't mind. Dik, that plan sounds like a plan.
jtf, I would be into some golfing on Sunday if you can set something up. Give me a call this weekend on my cell (862-9273). And let me know about those bets (Vikings to win the Superbowl?).
Hey, Sublarry, my plan is to take the whole week off as well. For a change of scenery, I was thinking we might want to either golf around town Tues/Wed/Thurs, or head up to the mountains and hit Silvertip/Stewert Creek/Banff Springs. We can hit Wolf Creek for sure on the Friday.
Anybody in for golfing on either Sunday or Monday?
see charley move, see dik run, run dik run
Thank god you are still alive Dik, on a more important note I'm hoping to do some weeding in the garden this weekend.
Are you digging my double fake posts?
"The sky is falling! The sky is falling"
"The sky is falling! The sky is falling"
Ronnie, I may have to get you to place a bet or two for me on that weekend. Dik, what are your plans for the days inbetween the games? I have the week booked off for as much golf as possible.
Winger I wont be at the Labor Day fest. Dik can have my ticket.
Winger, I am also in need of a Labour Day ducat. Are you organizing the R&W again this year? If so, put me down.
No can do jtf a.k.a. jts. I am in Vegas from Sept 9 to Sept 12 for the opening week of the NFL. I am here for Labour Day. Anyone got an extra ticket?
Hey Dik. I talked to the Henschman about tickets in Deadmonton. Shouldn't be a problem. Ronstar & Dickhead, are you lumps interested in Wolf Creek on the day of the football game (Friday Sept 10)? Or anyone else for that matter?
Hey Wings.... I saw a fine piece of info-tainment last night. Quite enjoyable. I recommend it.
Yessssssss. Unlimited internet in the field (finally), and high speed to boot. Now I can post all the time like Dik does.
Winger, I think you know what needs to be done.
By the way, clowns, it's pretty interesting to see how a utility like Florida Power and Light readies itself for a significant event like Charley. They are currently mobilizing field crews to be dispatched to the west side of the state, the current predicted landfall. All FPL staff have storm assignments, which requires them to drop everything they are doing. Some of our company staff have been tearing down one of our production areas to make way for day care space. It will be a holding pen for the kids of the CSRs while they are working exended shifts during and after the storm, taking customer outage calls.
Albert I have ordered the 4 person unit, what a great addition for our tailgaters. Dik so you don't feel left I have done some research into hurricanes and the best way to survive is to tackle them straight on, perhaps windsurfing or swimming would prove the most effective, enjoy!
Hey Useless Info Guy (aka anonymous pussy) and Rev...it's odd that you would find pending hurricanes much less interesting than grocery stores in Alabama.
Crazy Patrick from England will be in town Sept 10-12 and surprisingly is looking to go on the piss. Prepare your livers.
We can only hope......
Dik, there is a special button for you on this page. Please use it.
The sky is blue, the sun rose and set today. Sweet...Nice.
I love the fact that we will be in the middle of Hurricane Charley by the end of the week.
Damn son, that nigga's tools helped yo.
I love it when Dik buys! Did this qualify you for the PGA this weekend?
Yes Winger, quite a game for the Skins. They look like they could go all the way!
Bring it on Winger, Jan 2/05, Vikings take the division and send indians back to the reserve.
Time to open a little can of Whoopass tonight! What a fine way to start the season, beating those mile high pussy's.
The Meister must be the Stamps lucky charm. Loving the R&W action with a Stamps win finally. Whassup for the coming weekend?
Winger - thanks to you and Alex for the R & W on Saturday - awesome time!!! Looking forward to the brisket on the 21st!
Dik I saw you on TV today, but there was no Sally within 10ft of you?
Jesus saves. Gay people go to hell. http://www.exodus.to/
I will take a Stamps ticket if someone pays me.
Cman, no BBQ as I will be heading into the Red and White club again. We will be up there at the parking lot around 5. I can get you a parking pass, give me a call later.
I have an extra ticket for the football game tomorrow. Any takers?
Whingebag, I'll just blow her up when I get into Castle Pines.
Dik is "Sally" real or a blow-up?
Ya, like he went to Vegas...
http://www.cnn.com/2004/LAW/08/06/crime.toes.reut/index.html Is Hanna in Holland?
Come to think of it...4 years of using your services, I've never got a deal. What was I thinking? Congrats to DIK for 'scoring a sally'.
Oh, forgot to mention, taking the little lady to check out Ernie and Davis striping massive drives in the rarified air at Castle Pines on Sunday. Sweet! Nice!
Subjimmy, the Whyte Ave ripper sounds like a plan. It'll be better than driving home after the game and pulling the head-bob at Deerfoot and 16th like last year. That would have been rich...drive 3 hours and hit the ditch five miles from home. Just glad I didn't pull a Meister and take out a speed limit sign, and than have to report my car "stolen".
Gramps given that you are flush with cash from "selling a business" - retail prices are in effect
JTF? Gramps should call you "hard right" with that nasty banana you call a driver. Although I think once at Douglasdale you were the victor over a streaking Gramps. It was your putter that you should have bronzed afterwards for breaking Gramps charge on the back nine. The best part about selling a business and being able to hire a team of offshore cotton pickers to write code gives Gramps time to work on his wedge play. It's good to be the king. Oh, back to work boys. yyyeeessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Oh yeah. If anyone is golfing on Sunday or Monday let me know. Especially you Bzta bitches.
Of course I'm in Dik. DUH!!! I have a 13 year streak on the line... and of course you dont. Since you have split from the latest cougar we should rip it up on Whyte Ave after the game like 2 years ago. I ended up playing Alberta Springs 2 weeks ago and managed not to break my putter.
Hmmmmmmmmmmm, still unemployed?
Mmmmmmmm. Bombay with a splash of lemon-lime juice and twist of lemon. As they say in the UK, "lovely".
Sorry Whingebag, I wasn't born here. That would take a constitutional amendment.
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we," Bush said. "They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." Bush "mis-speaks" so frequently I beginning to think he means these things.
It means you are an idiot.
Hey Sub, my low round of the year is 74 at Radium one week before I got a permanent ball and chain. What does this mean? Gramps may play this Friday if anyone is interested in a show beating.
DÏK, I'm in! Oh yeah, I'm going to England. Shitty. Maybe I will cancel.
Hey Sub, can you get time off for the traditional "Golf-Central-Alberta-and-go-and-watch-the-Stamps-and-get-verbal-and-possibly-physical-abuse-from-the-Edmonton-retards-at-Cuminmymouth-Stadium" trip? I'll avoid you on Labour Day so I won't have a broken wrist this year.
I've got no underwear on
Gents, here is a little German drinking game for you al to try. 87 feet was my best. Enjoy!!Ooops, FuckYa!!! R6. www.wagenschenke.ch/
Fuck you Bungle!
Rev, should we even goto the game? I think the tailgater will be more fun. I am pretty sure we will be dining on smoked brisket.
hi guys, Thank you to all for the time spent in your company. The holiday was brill. JB must have slicked his wounds by now. Congrats to paul on his wedding day. Winger is coming over in sept. And to answer your question, i will be out for a beer. Not as whipped as many people think ! got a major job offer this week, taking it and be told i can come back to old job if it goes tits up. All i need now is a calgary contract and i'll be made. Alan is looking pretty plump, what were you feeding him?
Man this working for a living sucks. I need more beach time. Any plans for the tailgate Saturday, should be a large ripper with an 8pm start.
No wonder AC is financially destitute!
Well they decided to route us through Vancouver because the evening direct flight to YYC was oversold, and the luck is continuing. We just arrived and our 7pm flight has been cancelled. While they figure out what they are going to do with us I am pounding Caesar's at their expense.
Oh ya? I love it when I sit in "hospitality class" for 11 hours from Rome after a night of hot chicken wings. yyyeeeeesssssssssssssss
DÏK, Your package should arrive in 2-3 weeks. I love getting to spend all day waiting in San Fran because our flight was delayed out of Vegas this morning because of weather, and we missed our flight. At least the lounge here has Corona.
Hey Winger, I just made 35K status miles and Elite on Friday. Any idea how long it'll be until my "Instant Elite" package arrives?
Lady luck is shining this weekend! My name was called at the gate and we were all comp upgraded to executive class for the flight down, and then we get to the Paris hotel and they have upgraded us to an 1110 sq ft suite! JB, look forward to a Dillema tomorrow.
DÏK, I'm staying at the Paris in LV this weekend. Does that count as Europe?
Somewhere in TX a village is looking for its idiot.
My favorite Florida bumper sticker by far: "Re-Beat Bush - 2004"
YESSSSSSSSS, Winger you owe me $50.
Hey Ronstar...FYI, Broncos single games go on sale Friday at 10am MDT. I will be on a plane back to Denver, so I won't be in a position to purchase. If you are actually serious about the Raiders game, you might want to get on line as soon as they go on sale. Get me one if you do. BTW Whingebag, read the post and try to understand it this time. Shit hit the fan on a project; they called me in to put things right.
Fuck I hate cheatin' midgets!!
Dik goes to Chicago - project gets f'ed up. Dik goes to Florida - no news for weeks, now project is f'ed up. Coincidence?
Hey wings. I was talking to one of the dirties I met at stampede and she said she saw the guy with the foot fetish on Saturday night at the station. Guess you left an impression. Hey Ronstar, even I made it to Denver and or course you know what I think of the Broncos.
Ronstar, you are the first listing in my phone book...I probably had it in my pocket and forgot to put the key lock on. Sorry. As far as Denver, who knows...the Florida thing should be put to bed by then, but there are still rumblings of a relocation to Ireland. Even if I am in Denver, I won't really expect you, since you have "planned" 2 previous MNF Raiders trips that both tanked.
Fuck the stamps suck this year. Good thing that I was drunk. Big Al, and to a lesser extent Bungle, I'm glad that you made it home safe and sound. It was great to see you guys again. Dik, my cell phone said that I missed a call from you the other day. Did you call? Also, are you in Denver at the end of November (the 28th I believe)? We are toying with the idea of going down there for the Raider's game.
Big Al you are welcome anytime!! My family enjoyed your company immensely!! Of course, I will take you to The Nash to watch another amazing pole dancer!!
Hey gramps , David is cool, probably because he's got no kit on, he happens to have a small weiner, which was apparently cool in the reneasience period, but sadly time has taken it's toll on his butt which is savagely cracked in various places. Those Italians wewre a very friendly bunch. Go and see the tower of Pisa.
After a nice geniune italian meal... there is nothing finer than walking down the narrow cobblestone streets shitting your pants like crazy. i love euroland. hey wings... we saw this very tall white guy named David today in the museum. they say he is very famous????
DÏK, too bad you weren't here in YYC, I just had the best shit ever! You would have loved being forced to look at it.
Hey Big Al and Bungle (aka my countrymen), sorry to have missed your Canuck adventure, and missing the favour of returning the February hospitality. Unfortunately "Denver Dik" is currently "West Palm Beach Dik". The shit hit the fan on a project down here...so they called in "The Cleaner".
Hi all you guys! Just a couple of lines to say cheers for taking the time out for me and entertaining me, you kept my mind off the presence of Bungle!! I will defend Hanna to the end, because it doesn't matter where you are if your'e pissed and in good company. I'm off to get my cholesterol checked monday, but fear the worst. Us Brits are not used to eating so much red meat. Tell Jimm the Buffalo survived the trip, oh, and Bzta anywhere is cheaper than London when you're on honeymoon and spend 20 hours a day in the hotel bedroom!! Sorry to tell you that I amm already saving fot the next trip, it will be more expensive next time because I have to book and pay for two weeks in Tuerro del Fuego for Bungle and ship out a pool table for him on the same dates See lots of you guys soon
greetings from venice. hot, humid and tons of tourists. expensive but not as bad as the uk. cool place. thanks to jb and rev for the euros. already spent - thanks for the hangovers :-) fuck i miss dik
Hello boyz!! My long distance congrats to the lucky man and his bride. My apologies for the tardy post, bloody adsl!! My admiration to Zamboni for not only living through yet another Stampede, but a lost drunken evening in the middle of nowhere Hanna! Ronstar, am working with Dickhead to see if on-line drafting is an issue. Would like to join, but won't be back until December or so. JB, Fuck you! Is MVair dead, or in seclusion again? Dickhead? Dik? All this lovy dovey posting would cause be to be diabetic if I wasn't already! FuckYa!!! R6.
Good to see Big Al survived another crazy tour. Luckily those Hussar bumpkins didn't leave you for dead in the kill pile. Have a good flight back buddy.
Al is heading home tomorrow, having survived another trip to this Commonwealth country. Beers tonight at The Kilt around 6:30 pm.
Thanks for the offer of tickets C-Man but I now have tickets of my own. Winger, if C-Man did send you the tickets feel free to scalp them (the writer does not endorse this activity and assumes no liability for any criminal charges that may result) or give them away in accordance with the C-Man's wishes. Is anyone tailgating on Saturday? On another note, Ricky 6 are you going to be in town at the end of August to participate in the Fantasy Football League this year?
Hey Bob you gotta come and find me. The last thing I remember is having my drink spiked by C-mans sister and being left on a drilling rig in a gas field. I'm in the middle of a prairie storm without a compass (or a can of Kokanee). I've passed the"Last Chance Saloon" three times and they are begining to look at me strangely. If this is your revenge because you think I lost your camera I beg forgiveness (ignore that Ronstar). Send me a G.P.S system or a bottle of gin, and forbid me from ever meeting the C-mans sister again.
Winger - have you heard from Al Zamboni? I lost him last night about half way through a bottle of gin. The last thing I remember was waking up in Hanna by myself.
Ronstar - I will be away for the game this Saturday and you are welcome to my two seats - of course the asking price is $50 per seat! Give me a call if you want them - I will leave them with Winger in Calgary tomorrow.
Anyone got any extra tickets for the Stamps game this Saturday? I'm happy to pay for them. I could use up to 3 if possible. Please let me know here or call my cell (862-9273). Thanks. And Gramps, thanks for the great wedding. I hope you and Kate are having a great time in Europe.
I would say "blessed" rather than "pissed".
Rev, Al is in Hanna until Wednesday. Wednesday night we are going to The Kilt for his last night.
I find it hard to believe that El Cheapo is staying at the Royal Edwardian.
Enjoy the Royal Edwardian Hotel in Lester Square bitch. At least you have to pay the whole bill this time instead of me!!! Talk soon
Congrats El Grampo and the stunning Mrs. Grampo. Awesome time had by all. Have a great honeymoon also. Zamboni, what is your agenda this week?
Good news on the Camera front Zambonehead, I phoned the resort and it they have it. I just talked to Michelle and she is going to pick it up today.
hey guys don'believe all that crap about the camera. I tried selling it but no one wanted it when they found out it was the winger's, so I put it back. Ronstar ,we had better get to preparing the paperwork for the case. Hey guy's keep up the good work spoiling me ,I'm in calgary till thursday
Those crazy Brits have all the best idea's! http://www.humanbeans.net/powerpizza/
Congrats to Gramps and Mrs.Gramps. Personally I think it takes a lot of balls to walk down the isle being unemployed.
Gramps and the Mrs should be enjoying London right now, after a fantastic weekend. With a few minor hitches the wedding was perfect, food outstanding. Enjoy Europe. On a side note, if anyone found my Sony digital camera at the wedding, please let me know. Al had it, but it must have been left on a table or something.
Also congrats to gramps and his younger bride. My apologies for not being able to attend. Enjoy Europe and the life on unemployment... well continue to anyway gramps.
Congrats to El Grampo and Mrs. El Grampo!! Hope you have many happy years together! Hope the rest of you guys are having fun in Radium as well! Winger, I will be coming to Calgary tomorrow sometime - I will try to catch up to you in the late afternoon.
We will be celebrating Bungle's departure from Canada tonight at The Kilt around 6pm, or earlier if he is back from playing pool downtown with Fay and the German. Come one, Come all.
Hello! What's happening? Is my father alive? I'm not that bothered really! But felt I should ask!! Was AL puking as well, or just Bungle the Kid???? Perhaps father time could get back to his offspring once in a while and tell them how he is? I heard that they had been asking after him? What's hot in Canada at the moment, apart from the Cowgirls! Pictures, if any would be appreciated!!
Laura, your dad is doing well, it's Bungle that we are worried about! When he isn't puking he's sleeping.
Dad - send me an email please to prove you are still alive! (You got my address wrong.) Hope everyone is well!
10am. Will Al have finished blowing Bungle by then?
W, what time are you picking the clowns up tomorrow?
Meister be at the Kilt tomorrow night and I'll have five big ones for you. Zamboni, Bungle and Frenchie, in addition to the Frank Slide we'll also be going to the Bellevue Mine and Stavely Hotel and Tavern.
Ich habe dicka iya
Loving the "Pre-Stampede boozing with the Englishmen" Bombay and tonics right now. Meister would be loving it!!
Plenty of beer and Caesar's flowing at the tent. Going to get El Grampo and run into Reggie, the Fish and Donny. Reggie stole his Granny's blouse. NICE.
For anyone interested, we will be at Nashville North down on the grounds around 1 today. Get in or be the Meister.
What a fucking day. I have never in my life seen a collection of unbelievably hot women like that show at Cowboys. Thanks to JB for purchasing 3000 shooters. Not only did it help to end my night at 8 pm, the English bastards got home and decided to puke all over the spare bathroom. I'll give you the cleaning bill this afternoon while we are on our 10th corona.
Yes...I love waking up at 6:30am with a Cowboys hangover and can't sleep. Thanks go out to that skimpy shooter skank with the leopard outfit. aaaaarrrrrrgggggggg
Shouldn't be a problem as Frenchie is sleeping at Winger's on Tuesday night!
Fuck that shit I can't believe you invited Dik to Mexico!
I can't believe we missed that opportunity. The only thing that would make that cruise better is if Dexy's Midnight Runners were there too, or even Slade! You should forward that to Bonnie, she would be all over a hair rock cruise.
Rev, could you not have waited seven months to get married, so we could have done this trip instead? I can't believe how selfish you are. http://www.rrholidayescape.com/
Mr. Windler just called me from Berlin... he's pumped and ready to swale. cya all in about 2 hours at the Stampede swaling start at Cowboys
Hope the night went well boys. Thanks to Cman I've got a bit of a hangover also.
W, the boys will be waiting. They have arrived, and the beers are flowing!
Winger, you guys can hang out at the Kilt any time. Why don't you come down to the Ranchmans later tonight? It's far enough south for you guys. The Fish called me and said that he would probably be there as well. Give it some thought. It will get the boys primed for Stampede. And by the way, welcome to Calgary Big Al and Bungle!!!!
Winger and G$. I will be picking up the English and French at Chez Winga on Wednesday morning at 10am for a 3 hour tour. The goal is to be back at the Kilt by 7pm.
If anyone feels like a beer down south tonight, we will be at the Kilt around 6:30.
Lets get one thing straight. The only facist allowed on Wingland is me. Fuck you Hitler!
I LOVE Wingland. Where everyone's a fucking wanker!
Thats true gobshite if I have ever ready any. Al must have taken a journalism course or two to spew that crap out.
Having solemny read and truly appreciated the unselfish and generous potential donations of your valuable time I find it truly offensive to read that some charlatan (nay rogue) should have the audacity to to offend me by presuming that I should even suppose to expect any recompense for my unbridled pleasure of your Colonial Gentlemen's company. Indeed I should have been mortified had you chosen to stay at another abode. However, as you have read I shall be there tomorrow and will exact my unbridled revenge on the shabby miscreant. Damn his eyes, and his birthright. Havin said that, le't all get pissed as soon as possible
I guess the story about Hitler's brain being in a jar is true. Thanks for clearing that up.
oooh …Sorry I missed the Friday deadline to post!! This is obviously a sensitive subject,So I will just let the uninformed rest..and oh ya the "Y" doesn't work on my keyboard!
That was last week's posting topic you illiterate chickenshit.
For all you Mike Moore fans maybe you should see this film to balance out your lopsided thinking.At least someone is tring to tell the truth!!!http://www.michaelmoorehatesamerica.com/trailer_sm.html
Nice post Winston, although you were born in England you are definitely not as eloquent as the Real Zamboni. BTW, how do the British feel about Dik now being a British Citizen? Winger, it's time to start the "Rescind Dik's Canadian Citizenship Campaign".
OK, which of you ungrateful sods is looking after me on the 19-21st? Meister, Dik, Ron, JB, Rev, Gramps, Flinty you all enjoyed my hospitality at the pub. Time for a little payback and take care of your Uncle Al.
I don't know why he's staying in your room Wings. Maybe your old lady needs servicing.
As far as taking care of the Brits, I am happy to fuck Bungle on Friday. YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!
Winger - I just happen to have next Monday off and as it happens, I am dropping the Jr. CMan off in Calgary Sunday evening. Perhaps I should plan to stay in the city and take the lads for a day trip to Drumheller or I can save it until the 19th-21st as it seems I have those days off also.
I have just secured Friday off, and am going to take the retards to the parade on Friday. After the parade it will be off to Cowboys to meet the rest of the retards! Cya sucka's there around noon.
Gramps, if you are taking care of him that weekend, then why is he sleeping in my hotel room? I trust you will be taking him for his cherished "Huckleberrys" also. Can we work out some kind of trade for him to sleep in The Meisters room?
I'm looking after the English bastard the weekend of July 16 - 18. Who's else is in?
No problemo, Frenchy can sit in the trunk.
W, do you have room for a crazy Frenchman who got you in to tour the Forum, um the Molson Centre, um the Bell Centre or your tour to Crowsnest? I need to do some work that week, too.
On another note - who does this remind you of? http://www.wagenschenke.ch/HomeRun.swf
First of all I'm surprised the Brits are not fully booked. I'm guessing out of the 10 people that went to the UK in Feb. that there are a lot of ungrateful bastards out there. Time to step up to the plate ladies. Props to Cman and G$ - who weren't even on the tour.
Cman, the boys from England are now fully booked except for next Monday. G$ is taking them on Tuesday to the mountains, and W is taking them down to the Frank Slide on Wednesday. If you can do something on Monday that would be great. Also, Bungle leaves next Thursday, and we return from Radium on Sunday night. Al would love some company July 19, 20 & 21 if anyone can get a day off then.
Are all you guys planning to blow your loads on the first day of Stampede? I say fuck that! I am going to Kimberely to golf and then ease into Stampede later in the week. See y'all then!
Hey Winger - does the English Connection still require some babysitting during the latter stages of Stampede? Perhaps I could be a tour guide to the "Badlands" - Tyrell Museum, etc.
Just got to jump in here and say Winger, you don't know what you are talking about. El Grampo's views are not widely respected among the unemployed.
As of today myself and the reggies (a.k.a. the former King) are going to Cowboys. We will be there at 12:00 noon latest. YESSSSS
Ron, we are going to a Michael Moore film festival at the Plaza. Afterwards we will retire to Good Earth to have coffee and 20 grain sandwiches and discuss our views on his films. All are welcome but please bring a piece of furniture to donate to the Salvation Army, perhaps Ron's 3 legged table would be a good start for the donation.
I'd like to thank you all for making me money. Just remember that old marketing maxim: "There is no such thing as bad publicity." Just ask Grampo
Enough with the bullshit political discussion, let's get on with what's really important - Stampede. The English connection arrive on Thursday don't they? I have to go to my firm Stampede Party that night (which usually ends up with us trying to ride the mechanical bull at Ranchman's after about 20 beer) but I would like to hook up with everyone on Friday. What's the plan? I remember that Cowboys was lined up by about 1:30 in the afternoon last year. Please keep me "posted" as to what is going on with the boys.
Dik, we should go to Alabama together and check out some BBQ joints. Good road trip for us.
Cman, It was all a bit of fun to get El Smarto's views going. His views are widely respected amongst unemployed wannabe businessmen.
Man, I wish I was as smart as you guys so I could talk about stupid-ass shit like politics!
If the series of postings below weren't here to read - I wouldn't have believed them. Shocked by Winger's failing grade definition of "the right wing"?? No. Surprised? Yes. Anyone who says the government should stay out of the bedroom is the furthest voter away from the right. But your pissing all over Moore the entertainer is indeed pinko communism. Very nice rant. I also did enjoy Wings biting the hand that feeds him... by slagging the lazy ass creeps in unions who have a bad case of entitlement because we true right-wingers actually generate the wealth for others. I say the facist GWB makes for good TV. Why get rid of him?
Well, well, well. Looks like our right wing friend is all for the curtailing civil liberties policies of the GWB admin.
Winger - will see you before the game or at least in the seats. Make sure you remind Alex to book for Labour Day!
Dik, melt in Florida ya pinko!
Damn, that fence must be in heaven. Winger, you can have Bush and his lap dog Blair and have a good ol fashioned 3 way. I was at Superbowl and didn't hear Wings complaining about the booby, maybe he is a closet Lefty, c'mon wings, let's see your pink panties. On second thought, just show them to Dik and he can tell us all about them.
Yessssss. Another pinko scumbag has been outed at Wingland. Here's some reading for you retards. Make sure you invite Finty and Johnny Real over for your next left wing pirate party. http://www.themuseumofleftwinglunacy.com/ http://moorewatch.com/
Wings is sitting on the fence talking SHIT! "Keep Government out of business, and out of the bedroom, and out of the minds to let people think for themselves" .... the shitass Republicans say crap like this and then are offended by Janet Jackson's tit.
Neat...spending the next 3 1/2 weeks in steamy Southern Florida. I'm gonna be sweatin' my bag off...good thing I'm not Woodsman.
If they have the Winger seal of approval, the wings must be fucking outstanding.
Feeling poster remorse? So try and blame it on editing. Yesssssssssssssssss. DÏK, I ate at the Birmingham location. They took us to this joint for wings in Tuscaloosa, http://www.wingssportsgrille.com/ Very good wings.
Please don't shoot me at the tailgate o wise one, and stop editing my posts!
I have only ever voted PC. Only a leftist pinko would have anything good to say about Moore. You said something good about Moore, that makes you a Pinko. If the colour fits, wear it.
I'm a leftist commie? Now that's a good one. What are you ranting about? First a left wing unionist, now a right wing capitalist, let me know when you are a centre iceman.
Winger, did you hit the B'ham or Tuscaloosa location? Did anyone on the street in B'ham offer to sell you a bowie knife?
Cman, I will be at the game on Sunday, but am going to the Red and White club. I do plan on heading up early for a beer or 2 in the parking lot though. DÏK, I ate at Dreamland on Monday night. I thought the quality of the ribs themselves were very good, but the sauce really sucked ass. A local told us that they were bought a few years back, and thats when the sauce turned to shit.
Rev, GE and even your hero Mr. Moore have the right to do the kind of things you suggest because of good old right wing democracy. While the left leaning commie bastards (liberals, ndp, democrats et al) want the government to do everything for them, and be told what to do, how to live, what you can or can't watch on tv (how is that directv anyways?), the Right wing moves along allowing people to earn a fair days pay while not being taxed to death. Keep Government out of business, and out of the bedroom, and out of the minds to let people think for themselves, or die on the streets like the bums they are. Social programs are for losers. I work hard for my cake, fuck anybody else that thinks I should pay into a fund for some lazy ass motherfucker who doesn't feel like going to work, or to support their crack habit. But any good pinko will tell you that we need to support and nurse these "victims" back to health. Pop the motherfuckers off, thats what I say, and if they manage to live they won't be able to afford our new healthcare system anyways. Now head back to your ATA meeting.
Wings, I can always count on you for a good shot. I don't believe everything Moore has to say, nor do I call his work a documentary. It is a political statement, but one in which Bush provides endless ammo, some in context, some out. But let me ask you this: Do you believe everything the American government or American mass media says? Do they ever bend or twist the truth? Anyone can find errors and omissions in all political statements. If you think that Isikoff and Hosenball are not politically motivated and are always objective you are sadly mistaken. The company they work for, GE, has never done anything underhanded and don't influence the the media outlets they own at all. Go see the movie and I'll buy for the Dik 'docudrama'.
I should contact Mr. Moore and get him thinking about that as his next project. Thanks Winger!
Rev,I would believe every word Michael Moore has to say. He only speaks the truth and NEVER lies or fabricates things for his "documentary's". Do some reading and see that he is full of shit. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/5335853/site/newsweek/site/newsweek http://slate.msn.com/id/2102723/ Moore loves gullible suckers who buy into his propaganda funded by commie's and such. If he was to make a movie telling the world how great DÏK is, you would probably buy that too. Cya, Time to go and buy a gun.
Wings. I will also be home to watch the stamps lose to the lowly ti-cats.
Just saw fahrenheit 911, Dubya makes our politicians look like pre-schoolers. He puts the scum in scumbag.
Winger are you back in Calgary? What is happening for the Stamps game on Sunday vs the Ti-cats?
I am not sure if the highlight of my trip to Alabama was picking up some spices at the Piggly Wiggly supermarket, or being behind a chick the other morning at the store in the hotel, and watching her buy a Penthouse. I had to head back up to the room quickly after that.
I'd like to launch a protest over the lack of quality teen action photos of the back nine at Kimberly.
Ontario will never vote for the Conservatives as long as a former Alliance/Reform Party member is its leader. I agree with Gramps, they need a less extreme, "Western-linked" leader at its helm. Interesting results though. The Liberals and NDP combined hold exactly 1/2 the seats in the House. That could make that little "Independent" guy from B.C. fairly popular. In any event, I give this government 15 months. See you all at the polls again in September/October 2005.
Grampo has decided that in order for the blues to win in Ontario (and thus, win a government) is for Senior Harper to tone down the "Western power" rhetoric, quit wasting everyone's time yapping about abortion and gay rights, replace old extreme right wingers like Myron, and for god sake, please drop that agency that created "...I'm Stephen Harper" ads. FUCK those were gay. Get dirty and attack man. Yes - those Liberal ads worked. Ontario and anyone from Toronto are afraid little people. Let's kill Flinty.
Fucking Edmontonians electing 2 Grit pylons. Assholes.
Fuck the liberals. We need the Bloc in Alberta. G$???? Jimmy the Sub, where's my shit byaaaatch?
Who are you kidding Cman, you're probably bored allready. Nothing to do in Hanna but Dikbash and watch the grasshoppers go by. Course I'm in Rocky Mtn House so I can relate. One another topic, we can always count on Ontario to keep the crooks in power.
Congrats W on W Jr. Anyone else got Friday off? I was thinking about trying to get a tee time or two somewhere as it is supposed to be quite nice.
I hate you even more Cman! Dik already getting bashed by W Jr. Niiice.
I have a job - in fact I am getting paid to sit on my deck and do fuck all as I have deferred my salary over July and August!
Fuck You Dik!
Cman, get a job!
Hey Rev - loving burgers on your deck pregame! So nice to not have to hurry off to the hustle & bustle of the working world!!
That's a good point dIk, the human race may "run out" in a couple months. So, what are you waiting for? Get out there and start breeding!!
Yes, Cman, we all need to reproduce more. As you can see from looking around the world, the human race is in serious jeoprady of becoming extinct.
Nice work, Whingebag. Congrats to Janice for making it through 47 hours.
Congrats W. Your life is over now, if you had one.
Congrats to team W, I bet junior w can't wait to go to his first book auction.
Memo to Flinty. FU!
Would the real stamps show up. Oh yeah, they did. Go conservatives!
Congrats W!! I'm in for a celebration beverage as well. Let me know.
Congrats Janice and W on the new arrival. Bring him over for a beer soon! Good to see you named him after a pub, should bode well for the future.
Congrats W! Now you too can be a proud papa, unlike dIk!
Congrats W. All those build up years finally paid off.
Congrats to W and family! Hopefully we can hook up for a beer soon.
W is very happy to announce the introduction of young Keiran to Wingland. Born last night at 10.40pm after 47 FUCKING HOURS OF LABOR!! Keiran will now assume the handle of W Jr.
Lost the camera with all the game 6 flames pics, as well as half the boys wearing skirts and grampost in his maternity dress. Thanks for the beers Ron and JBitch. 2 weeks til stompede 04 yesssssss.
Rev, does that mean we have to watch you go through the "grunge" and "No Doubt / Madonna" eras again?
I am back to 680-5361, and I even have voice mail. Welcome me to the 90's!
Thanks, Winger! See the rest of you boys at McMahon. Rev, are you going to be in attendance at the Stamps game?
Attn Grampo staggers. Pics on the way.
Rev, my wingland email can handle upto 10 meg attachments. If it's larger split the file in half. Cman, the ticket is yours. I will give it to Jeff to bring upto the game.
Sounds good Wingz!
A hot dose of semen before bed helps me sleep.
Wings, is your email full? Can't send you the pics...
Conspiracy! England goes down in the end! Flames lose Game 7! Both teams wear red and white! The world has it in for us!
Watching the euro 2004 football quarter final between ENGLAND v PORTUGAL, and i am so frustraited. We're 1-0 from the 3rd minute, but we're now in the 74th minute and portugal are all over us ! My nerves are a wreck !
Is Eating Cum Healthy? Healthy semen (that is, cum produced by a well-nourished, disease-free male) may in fact be not only safe to eat, but actually good for you. Seminal fluid, the base of cum, is a veritable nutrient-rich soup. Semen is a source of highly concentrated, high-quality protein. In dietary terms, it's comparable to egg whites or gelatin. Besides protein, semen contains high concentrations of some minerals, such as zinc, and trace amounts of other important nutrients, like calcium and magnesium. While you shouldn't depend on a shot of cum to get your recommended daily allowances of vitamins and minerals, swallowing semen on a regular basis helps as a dietary supplement. Will Semen Make Me Fat? Although cum may look creamy and opaque, it contains very little fat, and few calories. One teaspoon of cum contains about 5 calories, and the average ejaculation produces about a tablespoon of semen, for a total of 15 calories. Because of the sugars in seminal fluid, we'd guess that it has a few carbohydrates, but considering the relatively small volume of semen per "serving" we'd guess the total amount to be negligible. Given that cum is a high-protein, low-carb snack, you'd think the Atkins Diet people would be all over it by now. Plus, when you factor in the calories expended in performing oral sex, chances are you're burning off much more than you're consuming. The only way that swallowing during a blow job will make you fat is if you cover your lover's dick with whipped cream and chocolate syrup.
Cman, I offered to Jeff, if he doesn't want it I will let you know tomorrow. I am sure there will still be beers at the usual spot.
Winger - what are you doing with your ticket for the Stamps game? If you don't have a use for it, I will take it. Enjoy the Toosaaloosa BBQ!!
Any pictures of the Kimberley golf course yet? The cart service was excellent.
Winger, the Tuscaloosa location is the original. Greg and Steve found it originally, and couldn't stop raving about it. It lived up to every expectation when I had it last fall.
Is there a correlation between fat, bald guys and BBQ?
Wings, now that's the ultimate Q. Make sure to get a pic of yourself with it.
DÏK, I just may do that. I have been researching BBQ in the area, I will be checking a few joints out. I am actually staying in Birmingham, but the company I am visiting is in Tuscaloosa. You have got to love a welding/construction company who has a BBQ machine like the one they have on their website! http://www.mcabeeconstruction.com
Winger, I cannot recommend these ribs more highly. I had them in Birmingham, AL, and they were fantastic. They have a Tuscalossa location. For an appy, they bring you a stack of WonderBread with the sauce for dipping. http://www.dreamlandbbq.com/main/locations.asp
Cman, The tailgate is on hold this weekend. I have to goto Tuscaloosa Alabama on Saturday for 4 days. I am going to give my pass to Jeff and Scott, speak to them about alternate tailgate activitie's.
that would be 'land'....
http://soccernet.espn.go.com/headlinenews?id=303751&cc=5901 Some of Gramps relations causing trouble at the soccer tourney. Will there be some retaliation when the Brits lans?
God, I feel like I was hit by a truck (for some reason my back is a little sore today). Five more hours and I can go home and continue my recovery. Thanks again Al for organizing the weekend, it was a blast. By the way, what was that red chip worth?
Albert, you were correct on the number of CFL games...I always thought it was 18 also, but the Stamps website has games listed 1 to 20, however, I didn't notice that the sked skips a couple of numbers.
Bobby, I was going to take Francois to the Icefields on one of those days, if Al and Bungle would like to go.... I get to be DD. Let me know. Almost had to play Hargreave's old man last night, but he went to Portugal to watch the games live. Go Greece!?
Let the games begin. Gramps is going to love the new golf hat I got him tonight. I hope no one is out blowing their load tonight, that means you Meister! See the boys travelling in the Passion Van at 8:30 sharp for the ride to Radium. Don't be late Dik.
The Shrek and Donkey tour is set to begin on the Evening of July 8. July 9th I will getting them good and pissed during the day, party time that night. July 10th will be general party day, July 11 will be rodeo at the Stampede. Bungee leaves on Thursday July 15, Al on Thursday July 22. If anyone wants to volunteer to be a tour guide on Monday July 12 - Wednesday July 15 let me know. Al would also like some company Monday July 19 - Wednesday July 21. We will be heading out to Radium on the evening of Thursday July 15.
I am just on AIM with Bungeeeeee right now, I guess it is him who can't wait to get pissed at The Kilt.
Actually, I even bought a ticket home for the weekend to goto W's stag. But that was when the massive electricty outage hit the east coast, and I spent hours in the airport trying to get home only to be told to enjoy my weekend in Montreal.
No Backwood's for me, the smoke hurts my mouth.
YESS, nice one Dik. My Stag was pretty quiet, but it was designed that way. Winger and Gramps were away that weekend and Meister and Flinty were camping with their wives. You BTW, weren't invited. However, we did have REAL cigars!
What does this infer, "a-fiver@a-pack"? Maybe Gramps will appreciate it a little more if they are frozen. Might make for easier insertion!
Wingnut, I ain't gunna smoke two friggin' packs of those lung darts. I wuz bringin' extra for the weekend hootenanny. Be makin' shure you bring sum 'shine.
Cheap but good, Whingebag. There actually is such a thing. We can't all be big high rollin' survey takers like yourself. I did enjoy your post yesterday. Perhaps the reason for its bitter tone is jelousy that lots of guys are rallying up for the Gramps stag, but there was very little interest in your lame stag night out?
Who smokes Backwoods? Aren't they Trailer Park smokes?
Dik, I'll take 2 packs. At par of course!
If it costs so little why not just pick up a couple of extra packs?
I picked up a couple of packs of Backwoods here in Denver. If anyone wants me to pick up more, post before noon.
Did a little shopping for the stag last night. Gramps, you are going to look soooooo puuuurdy! Make sure to buy your stogies here in town boys, we don't want to resort to White Owls from 7-11.
Hey Gramps, Check the stuff that has been filed in the old guestbooks from the link up top dumbass. Maybe you can have DÏK head over to your house before the roadtrip and give you a little IT help.
I love it when our webmaster hacks out a week's worth of postings!!! YYEEESSSSSSS
Indeed I am behind the times. Much like Diks conquests. Less than a month til the Brits' and the Kraut get to town, perhaps we can recreate Juno Beach at Lake Bonavista. JB, can we cut thru your yard?
Rev, you are so dumb. Didn't you here about that time DÏK got caught banging the male mannequin at JC Penney's? You are sooooooooo behind the times.
Check your facts, Albert.
I've been fake posted, nice. But whoever posted on my behalf, thanks!
Yesssssss, Dik is coming back to Canada to get laid this weekend.
I was planning on attending a Nancy Drew convention in Cranbrook that Saturday....dammm!!
Whingebag, I was truly sorry to see that you can't make it. Guess you're pretty busy with "The Roadshow" filming it's way across Canada this summer. http://www.cbc.ca/arts/stories/roadshow20040427
Dik, why are you going to the grampo stag if you aren't even invited to the wedding? Don't you have a frisbee tournament somewhere?
Ronstar, all you need is my word that I was there.
Dik, have your lawyer contact mine who is, of course, me. I will also need to see your Hand Writing Expert's Report confirming that it is in fact your signature on the contract (I am told that the mystery signature is rather hard to read). Meister, when did I sign that thing again? I might have a limitations argument if it was more than 2 years ago (who needs to have any friends anyway?).
Who's bringing the cards for "Truck Guts"?
Yeeessss! Meister just rang and tells me my John Hancock is indeed on the binding "contract". All hail Ronstar!
Ronstar...absolutely no joke here; I was definitely at the table that night also.
Ronstar, don't forget about the generous webmaster of this esteemed site who forks out thousands a year in bandwidth fees, thus I was too busy working to be at that table.
Ronstar. You obviously don't remember me being included at that table. There was a "meeting of the minds" thus creating an implied contract between us.
Now that I am a partner I guess it is time for me to account for my big mouth and pay off my debts incurred in my drunken stuper. As promised, I will pay for the golf weekend for the lucky bastards who were at the table that night and are signatories to the incredibly well written and extremely tight "contract". My records show that it is Meister, Paul, Flinty and Rev. I know that you already paid up front but I will get this money back to you and cover the additional $50 per head (after we get to B.C. you guys are on your own with respect to food and additional beer etc.- and if you want to buy me a beer or two while we are out there that wouldn't suck). Next time I will keep my big trap shut.
Highs of 22 across the board for the stag! Let's get out of this rainy city. All beer tastes great, especially RonStar beer! Winston, I am out on Thursday beers , I have a comic book and model train auction to attend.
Beerbeerbeerbeerbeerbeerbeer, any flavour will do, after the first 6 or 7 on the drive (18-21 for the Woodsman) does it really matter. Winty I will have to collect another time as I am in a golf tourny on Thursday.
Fuck Kimberley, lets goto Portugal this weekend! Eurocup mixed with a Bzta stag, hmmmmmmmmmm........
I love that the DIK fake post was 4 minutes after Non-Star's novel about buying beer. Pretty smooth there, lawyer-boy!
Ron, get whatever beer you like -- you're buying YYEEESSSSSSSSS
Gramps, beers Thursday HH? I know Meister is in as I owe him $$$..... anyone else?
I'm out, the fizz hurts my mouth.
I was talking to the Fish and he told me that the Henchman can get me Molson products for retail less 20%. I was going to get 6 flats of beer (5 Canadian and 1 Coors Light) for general consumption if that is okay with everyone. I know Paul suggested Kokanee but I can get more beer at this lower price. Let me know if you want Kokanee (probably 5 flats) or if this is okay. The Fish is suggesting getting another 10 flats at this reduced price for everyone to split the cost. If anyone doesn't want to do this (ie. they want to bring their own beer) please let us know by posting here before Thursday when Fish and Henchman are getting the beer.
37 -- Years since the Toronto Maple Leafs have made the Stanley Cup Finals, the longest drought in NHL history. The Leafs haven't made the title round since beating Montreal in 1967.
Winger, the only way your new phone is any good is if it has the "rotary phone!!!" ring tone. There just have to be more incidents like the lady at Eriksson Stadium turning around with that shocked, quizzical look on her face.
Damn you Winger and your new phones! Sounds like Vegas was fun, hope some of the guys are still allowed to come on the stag......
Note to self. When Wings, Fay and Halliday say "Come on! Let's go to Vegas" or for that matter Black Diamond, Fort McLeod, Head-Smashed-In-Buffalo Jump or whereever else they decide after 50 raspberry pints... shake them off hard.
What a crazy fucking weekend. 6 of us head to Vegas on Friday night with 20 mins notice, and arrive around Midnight. Halliday gets reprimanded and heads home Saturday morning at 10. Fay pulls the ultimate smoke bomb ever, leaving the bar at Harrah's around 8 on Saturday night to "go to the bathroom". We find out the next day when he isn't around that he caught a Midnight flight home. That leaves myself, Jeff, Garry and Donny. On our return from Vegas thru Phoenix, we ask the friendly Ava if we could stay in PHX to get a round of Golf in. She says Yes. Glad to be back at work this morning stinking of booze.
Go France. Here is an amusing website: www.trunkmonkeyad.com
No, it is a chinese elixir known as kori yang ju. A fine mix of ancient herbs and sugar. Should send a pulse through even the coldest or most knobbish of individuals, or also known as Dik. Have a tremendous trip, send me an update upon arriving back, and Fuck Ya!!!
Winger, thanks for the late night drunken call. After a quick Google search on that song you were singing to me..... here's the actual lyrics: Hey baby, let's go to Vegas Kiss the single life good-bye Hey baby, let's go to Vegas Bet on love and let it ride
Ahhhhh, Friday afternoon. Time to leave a steaming cup of coffee on my desk and GTFO.
Wings, my T616 is on the way. You'd better get a new phone before people think you are a TECHNO LOSER! Maybe Techno Gramps can recommend something?
Thank you, Whingebag. I was on NHL.com, and the section I was reading said exactly this..."William M. Jennings Trophy, goalies with fewest goals against, minimum 25 games - Martin Brodeur, New Jersey". Hence my confusion.
Dik I know I'm not as smart as Gramps, but LEARN TO READ. "The William M. Jennings Trophy is an annual award given to the goalkeeper(s) having played a minimum of 25 games for THE TEAM with the fewest goals scored against it" (source: nhl.com)
Can any of you other smart lads on this site figure out this one for me. The NHL awards the "William M. Jennings Trophy to goalies with fewest goals against, minimum 25 games - winner Martin Brodeur, New Jersey". Martin's GAA was 2.03 with 75 games played. Turco's GAA was 1.98 with 73 games. Even Rollie the Goalie was a 1.88 with 48 games. Kipper had a 1.69 with 38 games. Wouldn't that make Kipper the winner of the Jennings, with Martin a distant 4th?
Ya right, Gramps did you even finish high school? When was the last time the local telco called you ask and asked to switch your PSTN? However, I'm sure there was lots of ATM (Ass To Mouth) going on at your house last night.
W, that's because Grampo is smarter than you. Thus the reason for this generous offer. Anytime you need to "interview" someone who actually has more than just an opinion on things germane to technology, corporate governance or where the sasquatch is hiding on the Kokanee beer can.... let me know.
Exactly Gramps.... have you been sending questions to the Herald, they just asked the same Q? Part of the recipe for success will be in finding a non-technical term for Joe Public.
Ha, yes! I'm lovin' the return of the fake post.
W, not a surprising study - but interesting nontheless. My question to the people on this page is: Do you know what PSTN is? How about ATM? (not the bank machines gents) Much like VoIP - they are simply acronyms used commonly by our favorite telcos. Thus, the research is -- at a 1000 foot view -- a little thin. cases, acronyms for services provided by your favorite telco. What the telcos and cablecos ought to worry about is promoting cheap long distance.....as opposed to irrelevant technical terms. But for geeks like Gramps.... makes for interesting reading.
W, not a surprising study - but interesting nontheless. My question to the people on this page is: Do you know what PSTN
Don't forget about my singing career. http;//www.iwonamericanidol.com
My turn. http://www.frontrangegolfclub.com/match_play.htm
More shameless self-promotion. http://www.ipsos-na.com/news/pressrelease.cfm?id=2267
Thanks R6 -- I think. Nice gesture from a midget so far away, but classy -- thanks. Is it Korean jung jong?
*hooch* *younger* my apologies
Yes gents, it is a sad day world wide. We celebrate the brave on their sacrifice during the second great war, live through a tragic loss in the only sport in the world, beyond the CFL, and a loss of a prez in the span of a week. Though I should shoot freely at the weak shot posted by PB, I gladly set it aside to great grief and trauma. Only that could explain the weak nature of such a blast. I do send congrats to the fat one soon to be a mrs, yes you Pauline, on the stag trip. As meister previously noted, I have sent a bottle or two of the finest whooch money cold buy for you all to enjoy on the first tee during said staf. A ritual, as it should be, is in need for this. As you line up in accordance to age, oldest beside youngest, the elder opens the bottle and passes to the youngest. Next oldest to next youngest, etc. Upon finishing said swill, the yunger hands the bottle back to the elder for his turn at the lip. I am confident you all will enjoy, and send my vey worst to all of you sorry sons a bitches during the festivities. Oh yah, by the by, Fuck Ya!! R6.
I thought Bettman should have added on to his Cup presentation thank yous speach..."We would also like to thank the loyal NHL officials for helping to keep the Cup state-side."
On a happier note, I kicked all of your asses in the hockey pool (maybe that's only good news to me?). Now, if I seen John sometime this year I can actually get my money. Also, it is less that 2 weeks to the stag-o-rama. Hopefully my liver (and the Rev's from the sounds of it) will have recovered by then.
Bloody fucking hell.
Hey Gramps. Thanks for your comments, but giving my beer away!!!, that is a bit unthinkable to say the least. I am drinking a pint of that American shit as I live and breathe, at half past midnight you can't be too choosey. Hope all you guys are prepared to give Bungle the welcome he deserves. Oh!, and Winger I've found a site on the net with a Winger homepage from a honey in Toronto (I think), and I got to tellya she is a lot prettier than you, but is that difficult not to beat. I'll be back to you on the ancient Jewish/Arian subject in due course Regards all
If there is one reason the Flames should win tonight, it is all of the tits all over the place! Edmonton may have started the team pic with Lord Stanley's mug, but Calgary started the tit shots after every game!
I love settling in to watch game 6 at Choppers on Saturday, and who walks in the door? Arguably one of the current two best hockey player in the world...Peter Forsburg! (Iggy being the other.) He pulls quite the entourage.
3:30 and off the to Kilt, gotta love game 7.
Wonderful thoughts, Big Al. Personally, the subject is close to my heart, as my grandfather was wounded in North Africa fighting Rommel. He was Northern Irish, but had been teaching in New Zealand when war broke out, and subsequently joined the ANZAC forces. I will always respect him for that commitment. It's is really quite sobering to think that military and civilian deaths in the WWII European theatre totaled some 32 million.
I love it when Sgt. Gramps "takes" a few pages out of Ralph Klein's guide to "writing."
Thanks Big Al. Your comments are heartfelt - but be proud too. History shows that for most of the war -- Britain was the ONLY European power resisting Nazi Germany; even though she did enjoy massive support from her Commonwealth partners (you're welcome). Windler's forefathers had overrun those candy-asses in Belgium, the Netherlands and France using a technique that under today's measure of battle - is equal to a verbal attack from DIK. Although the fear of a German invasion of the UK was real, it was perhaps unfounded, however, as German plans were in fact somewhat equivalent to barbs from R6 on this fine page (amateurish, really). When planning the air attacks, ze Germans made the mistake of regarding the English Channel as a relatively minor obstacle, little more than a wide river crossing. Nazis tried to crush RAF fighter plane resistance in the Battle of Britain; they tried to sap Britain's will to fight by bombing cities in the 'Blitz'. Both caused, as you know -- terrible damage, but failed. The most hilarious plan though (as mentioned earlier) -- the German plan to invade Britain by a hop-skip-and a jump across the Channel (called Operation Sealion), was cancelled. Those krouts forgot that the English loved to swale beers and thus were able to actively put the Nazi V2 rockets raining down on London out of the mind. But you’re right Al for thanking us colonists. Canadians – when called -- went to war at Britain's side. We stand up for our friends when necessary. We took a huge human, industrial and certainly financial “gut-check” and Canada mobilized the mightiest military force in its history. So yes… you, W and W's new child ought to thank us. But it’s the freaks from the other side of the channel who ought to really thank us. If it wasn’t for us (and the Yanks) having the fucking balls to hit the beach on June 6th – and then delivering an old-fashioned show beating on the Germans from Juno Beach all the way to Berlin – the Frogs would still be eating Schweinegeschnetzeltes for breakfast. I figure from here on in – all of that nasty Yankee beer you sell in the pub ought to be free for the liberators!
JB, you are the Chancellor of Calgary! What a game, too bad about the stunning outcome. That was definitely my last heroine beer at the Dome forever. Can't believe I didn't get rolled on the walk home. My detox is in it's second day, anyone who cares to join me is more than welcome.
Hi all you Guys!!! Just been watching all the T,V on D-Day and felt humbly obliged to thank all your Fathers and your Grandfathers for all their selfess commitment to a ferocious War in Europe that was really none of their business, but nevertheless they left a safe haven in The New World and helped achieve a victory for Democracy in Europe. The British will never forget it. Thanks Guys, See you soon
Hey Winger, thanks for the awesome burgers at McMahon! Big Len and I will supply meat for the June 27 game.
Thanks for the awesome tix JBitch. Of course the flames can't do anything the easy way. After games 4,5 & 6 the fish is retiring and won't make an appearance for game 7 even though Bust Loose has phoned twice to see if I'm going. Hey W, I'll phone you tomorrow to set up a meeting.
BTW - I ran into a dude (whom I only know as a stock swindler, fat bastard and amateur pornographer) on the red mile last night. Hey PB, he yells....check out my new site. So here ya go. www.flamesgirlsgoingwild.com
thanks a ton to JB for the duckets to what otherwise could have been a mint night. Congrats to Rev for the best impersonation of Dean Martin, Ernet Hemmingway or his brother after showing up to the game completely obliterated. Not quite a "burden" but very close. On the walk from the 'dome.... "paul, stop for a sec. I gotta sit down, I'm done. I can't walk, I'm gonna puke, I can't see". He then disappeared into the night. Anyone see him since?
Well the boys are back and stoked for Game 6. What a fucking awesome trip (even with Dik there). We ran into the Sub before the game as a Tampa cop was removing the pencil-thin-could-be-snapped-like-a-toothpick stick from his flag (or his ass)as it could be "sharpened up and used as an offensive weapon" - welcome to the U.S.!!! I have to say, other than a few knobs, the fans down there treated us great. They don't know their hockey too well but they are trying. See you boys this afternoon at the tailgater. GO FLAMES GO!!! FLAMES IN 6!!!
DÏK Snaps!! I can't wait to tell the media that he seemed like a nice lad, but kept that time in high school when JB raped him in the locker room bottled up.
JB, Only Germans and Brazillians can play soccer, you rugby goon!
Awesome! Dik is no longer a jinx. I'm so bloody hung over, and it was all worth it. I love hanging out at Brian Bradley's monster pad for the afternoon, and him scoring us 200 level center ice seats for $100 bucks. Thanks to Brian, Jamie and Ronstar!
GO FLAMES GO
All I can say about W's (aka Flinston's) comments is, stick to soccer you dumb Limey.
Gramps, call me from that high-end Korean cell phone of yours. 294-5165.
I rest my case.
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Dik, if you are here for game 6 you can stay at my house. I wish I was going to Florida with you.
Dik, I am going to kick your squirelly ass!
I remember when I was a kid and I had Tampa Bay sheets. They are going to kick the Flames ass. Time for the beer siren to celebrate. Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Flames are fucked. Dik in Tampa and Kerry Fraser for Game 6. I'm jumping off the bandwagon right now, GO BOLTS
Bad day at work, big guy? Have a little confidence in the road skills of the Flames.
Dik, hotmail has it's own virus scan and doesn't propagate viruses. Stop posting about spoofs and just delete the fucking emails. If your firewall is catching them WHO CARES! As for travel, rest assured if I had worked in the US for the last number of years I wouldn't need to travel to Canada to get laid. Again, if the Flames lose tomorrow don't show up in these parts for a loooong time.
Nah Winger, IT geeks don't get to travel enough.
Rev, Is GE hiring down there at Shell? Maybe you could get DÏK a job in the IT field and then he could move back to town!
Even better, run an update on your computer.
No shit their automated, Einstein! Try running a virus update on the account once in a while, dipshit.
Those are automated emails DIK called email spoofing. Take internet for beginners and you'll learn that.
Niemo gets one game for the hit on that Fairy Vinny, Stillawoman almost rips Nilson's ear off with a charge and no suspension. Fuck you Bettman you piece of shit.
Hey Gramps, FYI...I got an infected email from your bzta@hotmail account.
We'd better win Dik or you are one deeeaaaddd MF. Also take note of the "Diiiik's trip report button" and start using it, it was created for you!
Can't wait for DIK's trip report.
Yes, 'tis true...meeting Non-Star in Tampa for Game 5. Sweet! Nice! The ex-pat Calgary QC Database boyz are also coming across from West Palm for the game (Retzer and Muncher). I love points bookings. Go Flames!
It's 6:10 a.m. on Wednesday and "I'm leavin' on a jet plane..." and now Dik is meeting me in Tampa. Does it get any better than that? I'll see you guys at the tailgate party on Saturday.
Winger, got the Stamps tix today - Thanks!!
Hey G$, are you available to back up our "doctor" tomorrow night?
After some counselling from Meister, he has advised me that I will probably do better if I started cheering for the Flyers. Not sure why, though.
Thanks to Dik for the bribe for last night's game.
Hey Wingz, I was not in Alberta, and the Flames lost yesterday. What gives?
Tailgating on Sat sounds good. I've got duckets for game 6. Oh and for g$, I have bad cramps. Just ate a grilled cheeze with extra onions. Got to take a shit. Maybe 2. Heading to Rev's to watch tonight's action at the dome. Maybe Rev has another 12 Molsons for the king of calgary.
Meister, if Ronstar doesn't have room on his roady, head up here to Beautiful Fort McMurray on a roady. Rev, the rumours are true. I picked up a Weber specially made for tailgating last weekend. Nice stand that turns into a cart in case we want to be mobile while cooking. Saturdays tailgate is going to depend on if there is a hockey game or not. Lets see how things progress. I am amazed at the amount of Flames flags I saw in Edmonton earlier, and the amount here. They are all over the place. Off to the bar to watch the game!
Ron star need a fourth?
Wingzz, heard you bought a nice tailgate bbq. Any details for a little tailgater this Saturday?